Great food and service within a nostalgic atmosphere. Whenever I am in Greenport, I will make sure to stop in for a sumptuous breakfast or lunch. read more

After having visited and thoroughly enjoyed the Stony Brook location multiple times, this was a highly disappointing experience. Popped in for a quick weekend lunch since they had visibly open tables and we were seated right away. The person who showed us to our table led the way, and then dropped menus and utensils in a booth and kept walking. As soon as we made our way through the small restaurant, the absolute filth of the place was the only thing I could focus on. There were food scraps and garbage littering almost every surface of the floor. Our own table had dirty napkins, crumbs and half spilled sugar packets underneath, and the bench needed a wipe down before I could sit. Condiments on the table were dirty and if you moved them, the table was covered with crumbs underneath so no one is moving the condiments to clean. The bathroom was equally disgusting and unkempt. Despite all signs pointing to that we should've left immediately, we were hungry and had been driving for awhile. The food/drink was nothing like the other locations we've visited. In my 20 years of ordering Mimosas, I have never before been asked if I wanted a single or a double. It's prosecco, not shots. I went for the single because my expectations were low, and was presented with a weird little lowball glass of pineapple juice and a jigger of prosecco. That is completely ridiculous to cut a serving in half and call it a "single". For $12 you can buy an entire decent bottle of prosecco, and probably at least three bottles of whatever cheap they're serving. It feels like a cheat not to get a full serving. I ordered the Bootlegger for my meal which is fried chicken, melted cheese, bacon and Russian dressing on a roll. It arrived on a tiny hamburger bun with no dressing. Our server came once to ask how everything was the moment the plates were set down, and left when I told her I hadn't tried it yet. It then took about 10 minutes to obtain a side of dressing once I noticed my sandwich was dry. It was edible, but definitely not worth ever having again. My husband ordered corned beef hash and eggs, which was a plate filled with boxed potato sprinkled with pieces of corned beef. Eggs were fine. We did not use any of the condiments since it was clear they hadn't been swapped out or cleaned, and really tried to get out of this dirty environment as fast as possible. Servers were all concentrated in the bar area, some on phones clearly not busy...so it makes one wonder why no one thought to sweep the floor or wipe down a table. The state of the dining room was truly disgusting and honestly surprising. Our server barely attended to us so we opted not to bring this complaint to her directly and judging by the demeanor of the other staff, there wasn't a manger on duty. The bigger problem here is that if the public-facing front of house can look that way, I can only imagine how the kitchen is kept. We will never return to this location and sincerely hope it can be brought up to the same standards as the others. read more

Crazy Beans - The entire dining room floor looked like this or worse. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

Horrible service. Never received our water or any of our drinks. Order was wrong. Had to flag people down several times to get what we needed and even then they were unhelpful. Their sourdough is just white bread??? Started off feeling bad for the overwhelmed waitress but turns out everyone on the staff is unhelpful. Will never be returning or recommending to anyone. read more

Crazy beans is a bustling dining in a port town that offers retro charm, small town friendliness, and great food options. Check-in with the host, and expect to be asked to wait outside. They pack in a lot of diners, so there's not much space, not even for strollers (which they also request you leave outside). We went to crazy beans after it came highly rec'd by our Southold friends. Lattes, fresh juices, lobster quesadillas, and a "morning meltdown" omelette (egg white/turkey/avo/spinach) rounded out our order. The star of the meal was the buttered and toasted SOURDOUGH. I asked our server if it's baked in-house or precured from elsewhere (and where?!), but they didn't know. Nor did they care to find out. I can't find it on their website either. But just make sure you try any of their breads. From the looks of their Yelp photos, all the breads look fresh and worth the carbs. read more

Crazy Beans - Build your own omelette: spinach, turkey, avocado with amazing sourdough toast! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

This is a well-conceived and well-run restaurant that does a few things and does them all very well. Great breakfast and lunch fare, quality ingredients, cooked perfectly, served quickly, in portions that aren't overwhelming, at fair prices, in a very fun room, with super friendly and efficient service. read more

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While exploring Greenport with my friend we decided to stop at Crazy Beans for food. She said she had been to Crazy Beans in Stonybrook I was there awhile ago as well. I had a burger and some coffee. I loved both items, the burger was great and the coffee was good too. Definitely a nice spot to eat if you're in Greenport. read more

Crazy Beans Retro Diner is a fantastic breakfast spot with wonderful food and a fun retro atmosphere. The decor is full of character, and the staff was friendly and attentive. We arrived at 9am on a Saturday and were seated right away, which was a great start to the day. Everything we ordered was fresh and delicious, and the overall vibe made the meal even more enjoyable. We will post more travel guides, photos, and videos from our Greenport trip and other locations at https://ourownpathtravel.com and on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@OurOwnPath read more

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Stopped by here last Saturday for breakfast because I was in the mood for some diner food. I was not disappointed. The retro theming in here is so cute. We snagged a booth and ordered berry pancakes and the hashbrowns with eggs. Both were delicious. My favorite part of my meal was my coconut/hazelnut/chocolate latte which came with a foam cat surprise. It was a great start to our day. Thank you! read more

Crazy Beans - Cat in my latte - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

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We came for lunch/brunch and found the meal to be great. Lots of items include bacon which is bizarre but we were able to request that they exclude it. We ordered mix of bfast and lunch, no food was left behind. Would def recommend for a simple family friendly bfast/lunch read more

Great spot for breakfast or brunch! This is a hot spot so be prepared to wait, but get there and put your name on the call back list and then go enjoy the harbor and do a little shopping. Menu is huge with all of your favorite breakfast and lunch options. The coffee and latte options are plentiful and be sure to check the specialties. We ordered a breakfast burrito (a bit small), chocolate chip pancakes (large) and the pancake quesadilla! read more

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Cute little retro diner right in the middle of town. A good size menu with daily specials. Reasonable prices and fast service. Their homemade corned beef hash is incredible! read more

Crazy Beans - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

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Honestly really disappointing experience. The staff made me feel super rushed the entire time, like I was holding up a line at a subway station instead of ordering coffee and food. I wanted to actually look at the menu and try some of the food, but the atmosphere made it feel like I had to order immediately and move out of the way. Ended up just leaving without even trying anything. A coffee shop should feel welcoming and relaxed, not stressful. read more

If Greenport had a breakfast mascot, it'd be Crazy Beans. Quirky, cheeky, and full of personality -- just like the sailor-core-meets-Beauty-and-the-Beach décor inside. Think seafaring mermaids with a latte in hand. We were into it. We got a text when our table was ready, which gave us time to stroll around and even hit the thrift shop across the street before the brunch rush rolled in. Pro move. Amy had the lavender latte (hot) -- and it was delicious. Bonus points for the cute little espresso cups that made every sip feel fancy. Food-wise, we ordered the Picasso Breakfast, two eggs over easy, and a Benedict. Everything came out fast and hot. The Benedict was solid -- maybe better without the sausage, but that's just personal preference. The place was packed but the staff kept it moving. Service wasn't overly chatty, but they were efficient and got the job done with no fuss. Bottom line: if you're in Greenport and need breakfast with personality, Crazy Beans is worth the stop. We'll be back next time we're town-hopping with the fam. read more

Crazy Beans - Lavendar Latte - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

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The food is amazing No rude servers Fun signs and pictures A lot of options on the menu I am pleased read more

Went there on a Saturday morning. They turned tables over pretty quickly and after a short wait sat down. Service was ok. They were very nice just busy. They missed one side dish but took it off the bill. Food was very good and I would definitely go back. read more

What a gem of a diner. The eggs were fluffy; apple chicken sausage was tender and tasty. Good sourdough bread. And the waitstaff!! Friendly, helpful. Highly recommend this old-fashioned diner. read more

Very fun and cute North Fork little diner. We needed breakfast on a Monday and this fit the bill. It gets very crowded and there is sometimes a wait. We waited about 30 mins and snagged seats at the counter. As you'd expect, the coffee is delicious and all served from unique, fun, adorable mugs! The breakfast itself was good. We were super hungry. They have breakfast cocktails but we had WAYYY too many the night before. The bill was reasonable, relative to where we were. The portions were great and the marble toast was the kicker!! Overall, loved! Will be back next time we're in the area. read more

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Walked in a little after noon on a monday and they were packed. We only had to wait about five minutes for a table though which was great. It was extremely loud in there until the restaurant cleared out, it's a pretty small space. The food however was delicious. They have a huge menu selection and it's reasonably priced. None of the sandwiches come with any sides other than a pickle though so it could start to add up. read more

Crazy Beans - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

A retro, family friendly, very busy place that feels family run. service was good and fast and friendly. Food was on point. Hit the spot. Lots of options to please any age. The toast was amaaaazing read more

Crazy Good... Absolute Perfection . Service was with a smile with decor that brought you back to simpler times. Food was off the chain fresh fast and fabulous. read more

Crazy Beans - Poached Egg on Multigrain - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

On a Saturday morning at 7:30 am my husband and I snagged a table at Crazy Beans. As the morning rolls in tables generally fill up quickly at this cute neighborhood breakfast spot. The menu is centered around brunch items -omelettes, sandwiches, chicken and waffles, etc. They have a robust drink list including cocktails and customizable lattes. Service was friendly and quick. Our food was out in no time and tasted fresh. I really liked my dark chocolate coconut latte and my husband enjoyed his cocktail. Our friends also visited this spot and said they really liked it too! Great spot to check out if you're in Greenport! read more

Great breakfast spot! Big hit for us as they open early and the entire staff could not be friendlier to our toddler who loves to wave. Food is consistently solid, large menu, and gluten free bread available which I appreciate. Broad coffee selection too (flavored iced coffees). Have also enjoyed lunch here too! Look forward to dining again soon! read more

Really hurts to leave such a low review for one of my favorite spots in town-- but maybe the staff can see this and improve. Do NOT order the chicken and waffles unless you are in the mood for soggy eggo waffles and 2 Tyson chicken nuggets. The food seems to have taken a hit at Crazy Beans, everything we got was very disappointing. This was a total letdown from what used to be one of the best spots in greenport. read more

The food was amazing. Lemonade, yum. The service so good. Also yall can't go wrong with the ambiance. I really really enjoy this place. I will come back next time I get the chance read more

Solid spot for coffee! Sat at the bar for some coffee on a Saturday morning in October and it was good. Got the caramel and chocolate latte. Service wasn't too attentive but got the job done! read more

Crazy Beans - Interior - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

Great find. Food was great. Service was excellent. Plethora of coffee options. Quaint diner.

The food is just okay. There was nothing really special about any of it. Service was quick and efficient This is set up like a 50s diner with decor to match with the exception of the small Romero Britto piece in the corner. If I'm in those parts again, I might try again. Although, I could be easily swayed to try other places in the area. read more

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Picked up lunch on a holiday weekend - Burgers were delicious, cooked to order, and large. 'Crabby melt' - I enjoyed this, though some might find the combo of coleslaw and avocado on top to be too moist, this hit the spot. Will keep this in mind the next time we're in Greenport! read more

Crazy Beans - Crabby melt - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

Small but adorable local brunch spot in town. Exactly what we were looking for! If you make the good decision of going here make sure you have the bread... either toast of some sort because wow! Trust me! Everyone in our party couldn't believe how great it was. There were 7 of us and we all had different things and everyone loved their meal. I thought the avocado toast was great, getting to pick different toppings which I chose feta cheese, tomato and scallions. Pancakes were a hit, apple chicken sausage omelet and an omelet with bean sauce too. If we ever come back to Greenport we will definitely come back here. read more

Crazy Beans - Iced coffee - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

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We have been coming to Greenport for YEARS, and never tried out the diner. It was so yummy!! I had the Turkey avocado club, with a pesto Mayo on their seedy/grainy delicious bread. So glad we tried this spot out, we will definitely be back! They close at 3pm so this is definitely your breakfast/brunch/lunch spot. Grab a bar seat at the window and people watch for extra enjoyment! read more

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Food is terrific but place is tiny and crowded. Booths are best for 2 ppl not 4. I'd recommend going midweek or later in day.

Great spot. Reasonable prices and excellent burrito with over easy eggs. Cholula available at every table for extra spice. Service was crazy fast during the week. read more

Went in this place for a waffle- The menu didn't say the waffle was soaked in cinnamon cream or did the menu state the 1/2 cup of powered sugar Now I'm all for letting the waitress know the dissatisfaction with the waffle soaked in cinnamon cream and the 1/2 cup of powered sugar added She rudely told me "It's on the menu" yes it was And I read it- still didnt say anything about powered sugar and soaked in cream I was unpleasantly surprised by her know it all attitude and her outward display of disgust- Considering the menu said Berries and cinnamon cream Oh well- The only way I can show my lack of support for a business that feels thier waitress' are now educators of how to read and comprehend what is read! Shame on you all!!! read more

Crazy Beans - This is what it says on Menu...... wow - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

Restaurant floor was gross and the bathroom was one of the worst I have ever seen. Clean up your restaurant, the food was good. read more

Crazy Beans - Bathroom - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

This is a great place to stop for delicious breakfast, brunch or lunch. Since I was a little girl, I have been traveling out to orient Point. Greenport is a favorite spot. This restaurant used to be the town soda fountain but closed down. It is now a hot spot for great food, funky art work and delicious specialty lattes. The service is wonderful and friendly! We now live in Rhode Island and stop here on our way from the ferry to visit family. Always satisfied! Check it out! read more

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Went for Sunday. Breakfast The food at this establishment was good and we ordered the crab cake Benedict rancheros corn, beef, hash and the apple cider pancakes service was above average prices were very reasonable for the area the ambience is nice and tidy and cozy overall I would recommend this establishment read more

Super cute spot for breakfast. First stopped in this morning for a coffee to go for my morning walk. Returned for breakfast. Quit a few gluten free options including pancakes on the menu. Friendly staff. Quick service. Bring cash, cash only tip, however our server let me venmo her. read more

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The worst food have ever been served in restaurant. How you can ruin scrambled eggs and cheese on a roll is beyond me but you did it. The entire roll was burnt , how can you serve something so disgusting? Rude server too read more

Food is always delicious! Staff are busy but attentive and nice. We love coming when we are our East. Chocolate chip pancakes are always a win! Cute little spot, yummy coffee drinks. Bring cash for your tip :) read more

Crazy Beans - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Greenport, New York

Fantastic spot! Quick and easy once seated- food delish, service phenomenal, and ambiance was so fun!