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    Crazy John's

    3.2 (52 reviews)
    InexpensiveDiners
    Open 6:00 am - 3:00 AM (Next day)

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    CRAZY JOHN'S ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Loud
    Casual
    Good for groups

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    a sandwich cut in half
    Gary H.

    Pros: Good Food Good prices Great menu choices Fast, in & out service Cons: Not huge sandwhichs Not filthy place , but not real clean. I wandered in not knowing what to expect as this place is right across from all the adult entertainment places on Baltimore St but I was told that all the cops go there to eat so how bad can it be right. I had Pizza on my mind. This place is a true greasy spoon sandwich shop and they were right, all the Cops were in there ordering. but suprisingly, the food was good. Anyway, I couldnt get pizza because thier ovens were down so I ordered a Cheese Steak. Remember, I'm from Philly so this makes me a snob when it comes to Pizza or Cheese Steaks. The Cheese Steak was small, but I was pretty happy. I got a Cheese Steak with fried onions and hot peppers. There was a decent amount of everything on the sandwhich that made it good. A good cheese steak must have good tools and they are not as good as Philly rolls but they were right up there. And it can with a free soda & chips for $7.95, not a bad deal or a bad lunch, I definatly say give it a try.

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    I found a finger nail in my food , very DISGUSTING!! I'm never eating here again especially the Chx Cheesesteak Sub!!

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    It's just somewhere to get a bite of eat if nothing else is open or if your on a budget! Quick spot

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    NOTE: Menu prices are incorrect. Ive frequented Glen Burnie…read more for 3 1/2 years now and there's always a sign on the door all this time that says that menu orices do not reflect current prices. My TOTAL bill today was 38% higher than the prices on the menu. Maybe it's time to get new menus???? The food is great here. The staff that work here are all excellent, caring people. Delivery of the food is quick. I would love to give them five stars.

    Popped in for a quick bite when picking up my son from BWI. The diner itself is adorable. The bee…read moretheming is cute and the diner itself is very clean. I was a little put off that all of the seating is booths, which can be a little uncomfortable to the people I dine with, who prefer more space between themselves and a fixed table. We were told to seat ourselves. We did. it took a couple minutes for us to be acknowledged by one of the five or so servers who were bustling about. Service was friendly and fairly attentive. The Maryland Cab soup was good, with a lot of crab and a decent amount of spiciness. I had a French dip type sandwich with fries. I asked for my fries to be extra crispy, they were served kind of soggy and cold. The au jus for my sandwich was literally cold. That said, the food was basic but good. This is a standard decent diner. I don't know what the reviewer who said this place is in "the hood" is talking about. It's on a well-lit strip of road with car dealerships all over. No need to stress over the location at all.

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    This is the Old Wyman Park Deli . The food is still good , service is on point and it still has the…read moresame neighborhood meet up , homey feel. They serve breakfast , lunch and dinner . Their extensive menus include some of my favs Fried Chicken and Fish , Subs , Waffles and Home fries .

    Hey friends! I found this spot from TikTok! I immediately book marked it and made plans to come by!…read moreAnd I was not disappointed! Verdict: will be a regular here! Kay's Diner is a nostalgic, cozy Black-owned diner in Baltimore. As soon as I entered, I felt the love! The owner Kay and the manager Sheim are frequently walking around checking in on their guests. We sat next to a couple regulars who were known by the employees by name. It stands out a lot to me when a business has regulars that are treated like family. They offer counter-top seating as well as a few booths. The menu is extensive offering way more than classic diner breakfast, lunch & dinner. I ordered the French toast combo with a side of potatoes. It was a satisfying meal overall! Eggs were fried hard with cheese, potatoes were well seasoned, bacon was crispy! My only distaste is that they used regular bread rather than brioche for their French toast. The flavor on the French was amazing, it's topped with a cinnamon sugar butter. I washed everything down with an amazing Arnold Palmer. The Perfect balance of tea and lemonade. The coco bread was buttery and light, a delicious treat. My friend and I decided to share one their fresh pressed seamoss juices. It was good! -Customer service is amazing! The employees really treat you like family. -Free street parking available close by. -Countertop and booth seating. Plenty of TVs. -Prices are average. French toast combo was $14.99. I'll definitely be a regular here. I hope you enjoy!

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