Hey yelp! What's good in the hood. HOOD. Notice the choice of word. Becuz this next place I'm reviewing is pretty much the hood and way worse. Where do I start. Well lets say everyone that knows me knows I am obsessed with coffee. I can drink that shit all day and night and even in my sleep. I go bananas over a good cup o joe and dunkins got the goods, peeps. I usually go to the dd on church st. Cause I freequent that side of town more but jus so happens that I was on route 93 and thought better get my coffee fix and gina was with me so I was like hell to the yes chica lets get crazy bitch caffinated and wreak some havoc at the bingo later, so we went and stopped in. Its connected to a Sunoco gast station and very small so I had trouble swinging my hips around all the people but no biggie. I get to the counter and they are blaring rap music so loud I cant even hear my self think. There were two girls and an old witchy lady there trying to whip they asses in shape but was not working. These girls were nuts!!! Long grimy fingernails with pieces of plastic on them in these funky designs, hair so globbed up with hair gel there was damn flies swarming them. Ghetto ladies and gents. True down home ghetto realness. Stinky ghetto females taking over my beloved dunkin donuts and making tomfoolery of it. GET THIS!!!! No donuts either. It was 1 pm for Christ's sakes. Your dunkin DONUTS god damnit!!!! No donuts at 1 in the afternoon. To hell with yas I says. Felt lile I was watching an episode of flavor flag from back in the early 2000s. Money in the bag money in the bag they chanted, shaking their asses. Put those cellulite fannies away bimbos. I'm a good catholic woman about to have a heart attack at all the shenanigans. Anyways a true fright ladies and gents. The girl asked me what I wanted by barking at me pretty much like a friggin dog and not the cute kind. The big old kind like old yeller. So yeller asks me what I wanna order and I tell her a veggie eggwjote flatbread and a medium hot coffee. She charges me and then tells me I paid for an English muffin. Do I look likr I'm from England. What just cause I'm white and not illiteratley rapping about poon tang??? Well I was pist. I didn't argue the matter and shut my mouth. Gina was so disgusted at the way they were behaving that she didnt even want a dam thing. Can't blame her. I almost didnt eat my crummy little samwich but I had a long day at work and was hungry as all hell. Coffee sucked. It was burnt. Then the girl had the nerve to get sassy with Gina. She said what you aint order in nothing?? Gina said no I'm with her and it was like this girl just got bitch slapped by a pimp. She was stunned that gina didnt want anything and said ohhhh mad rude! Mad rude??? Ill give ya mad rude when I mad report you to your boss I thought and told the white lady to come over. She reeked of stale cigs and unhappiness and told me she would handle it. Brenda was her name. Didnt catch the other two witches names but maybe that's a good thing. Two real humdingers ill tell ya! No respect from the youth of today. We are we are, the youth of the nation! Yeah ya damn right you are, and you SUCK!!! What kinda place do they operate there? First rapping in my dann face then fudging up my precious order. Then we are mad rude. So dumb cant even use the word very, she gotta say mad rude. Like what does that even mean?? As my daughter linz and the kids would say: RATCHET. This was the most ratchet dunk in donuts ive ever been to peeps. I wouldnt be surprised if they made drug deals and sold newborn babies there nightly. Brenda I cant blame you for being pissy. I would be too if I worked with such bankrupt employees. My advise to you; get a good hold on them and dont let those apes walk all over you!!!! I will go to the dunk in on 309 always now!!! Theyre way better anyways. My heart is broken over this outrage. Just in time for pumpkin season! What a shame. Well at least there is more than one dunkin. Much peace and love to you all! I am so happy I was able to give ya the scoop tonight my yelp fam and remember steer clear of this dangerous place. Its a freaking ZOO!!!!!! Love jennifer Xoxo read more

My drink was good but why was the worker with brown and green hair such a HO LIKE DAYUM I JUST ASKED POLITELY FOR MY DRINK, Billy badass over here.. Anyway if that worker sees this I'm praying on your downfall sweetie, stop taking your anger out on me read more