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    Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage

    3.0 (180 reviews)
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    Seagulls
    Dell K.

    This ride is classic nostalgic Disneyland. The line cue is outdoors. Not too much shelter on a rainy day , some shade on a hot sunny day. It can be a longer wait as this is a slower ride. You have to climb a few steps down in to the submarine. It's not good for those with mobility issues or for people who do not like enclosed spaces. The ride is fun and good for all ages. It has Mr Ray and Dory, just vibrant for the most part. There is only one park when they are in the darkest part of the ocean and see an angler fish. After you are die. With the ride there are other rides like autopia, the Disneyland railroad , and the monorail. There are restrooms close as well.

    Look at this gorgeous view of the ride!
    Rachelle P.

    "Swish your tail And dive on in And trust...That...if...you Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming. Life isn't all that grim!"~Dory This was a fun experience for both of our daughters, lol our 9 month old was so excited that she tried standing up in the window! I love the movie, so it was fun just hearing Crush narrating the ride and seeing characters like Dory! It can get dark which can scare youngsters, but it's necessary to see everything. I would recommend this underwater sea adventure next time you're in Tomorrowland, wait time wasn't long and we'd return! Not to mention the view of the ride even before entering is gorgeous! And it's for all ages! SYOY! :-)

    Monique W.

    I haven't had a chance to ride the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage in years. This ride was recently refurbished. The lagoon was drained, and the attraction had fresh new paint, new coral, and seaweed. I think there looked to be an upgrade on the special effects and lighting, too! My husband and I were visiting Disneyland for the Halloween Half Marathon. We had a chance to ride the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage ride. The wait time was less than 15 minutes, and it was the first time that my husband ever rode the Nemo ride! Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage doesn't have a lightning lane option either. The wait can get relatively hot, especially during the summer. This ride is for any height. It's slow, dark, and is considered a water ride. The attraction is located in Tomorrowland at Disneyland Park. When boarding the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage, be careful! The steps are really small! You can also hit your head going down or coming out of the submarine. The seating is relatively small. If you're claustrophobic, I highly recommend not riding this ride. The ride is really small, and it can get hot pretty quickly in the submarine! You'll get to see a slightly different view depending on which side of the submarine you sit at! You'll see Dory, Marlin, Bruce the Shark, Nemo, Bubbles, and so much more on the submarine voyage! You may even see some scuba divers and artifacts of an ancient civilization! The ride is about 14 minutes long. It was great to experience this ride at least one time.

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    Travis T.

    This has always been one of those rides at Disneyland that I only go on if there is no line. Even when they renovated it with the "Finding Nemo" theme, I felt they could have done more with it. I do love the Nemo movies, but you are basically watching highlights of the movie through a porthole. Going through the waterfall is probably the most exciting part. Submarine Voyage opened not too long after Disneyland opened back in the 1950's. It is located in the Tomorrowland area. I like when you walk up to the ride and hear the seagulls say "Mine, Mine, Mine". You might want to avoid this ride if you are claustrophobic or don't like sitting right next to strangers. Seating is a little tight in these submarines.

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    Deanne R.

    It's been easily at least 10 yrs since I ridden this ride. I am definitely not claustrophobic but if you are,..... this ride may not be you. Ever since Covid I do not like being way too close to others. I just didn't enjoy this ride..... and being in a tight close area for approximately 14 min. My son wanted to ride today and that's the reason we did. Hopefully we won't in the future, this was my personal experience.

    Diele K.

    From looking at this attraction from afar, it looks beautiful and would be fun! Looks are deceiving! As an adult, it is hard to board and deboard into the submarine. Especially if plus sized. Additionally, you are crammed in there and you go around for awhile. Somehow I get convinced to try it every couple of years, and show that person why I detest this attraction. If you are an adult without kids, do yourself a favor and skip this ride.

    Elyse F.

    Finding Nemo Submarines is not one of my favorite rides. We would have skipped it if my youngest hadn't seen the ride. One look, and he was super excited about the ability to ride in a submarine. His excitement coupled with a 15 min. wait means we rode the ride. Ride transitions from fake sea creatures to projections of Nemo and friends. It is the idea that riders stumbled upon Nemo and his friend, and that new technology gives us the ability to hear what they are saying. After the ride, I asked him if he liked it. He is old enough to know that the projections of characters are fake, but did think the corals were real. One of my older children commented that it was hard to see the scenes through all the bubbles. Really young children will get the most from this ride. It is very tight inside the submarines. Know that you will possibly be sitting shoulder to shoulder with the person next to you.

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    Arlene M.

    This updated version of 20,000 leagues under the sea is really not much better than its original story. Instead of Captain Nemo, now you are on a journey with Nemo the fish. You still get into a submarine that appears to be descending underneath the water. You pass my a Mickey snorkling and see a coral reef. From there you enter a dark cave where you encounter Nemo in search of an active volcano. Along the way you meet some of Nemo's friends including Dory and Bruce. There really isn't any plot line to it. You sit in a tight submerged submarine from the start and you end up at the same place where you have started once you make your ascent from the cave. Personally I miss the giant squid from the former movie. Do be careful when getting in or out of the sub. It is a winding staircase and you need to hold on. On a positive note the subs look nice from the outside and you can get good pictures of the Matterhorn from the boarding area. Interesting enough the Magic Kingdom did away with the submarine ride years ago in order to set up Be our Guest restaurant, Gaston's tavern, the 7 dwarfs mine train, and the journey of the little Mermaid. This ride is a piece of Disney history but I'm not a fan of this attraction. Located in Tomorrowland in Disneyland.

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    Adventure City

    4.5(927 reviews)
    4.3 mi

    I've lived in Orange County most of my life and haven't yet gone to Adventure City. I've driven by…read moreit many times and remembered going to Hobby City when it was at the same location (which has been closed for years). If you have kids, this is worth a visit and is affordable. Parking is free, and there are plenty of spaces when their isn't other events or services going on at the same location. My first visit was for a family kid's birthday party, and we were all pleasantly surprised. The party itself was organized well and had its own area inside one of the buildings. We had our own area decorated (you can bring your own decorations, too), and the food was fantastic for amusement park food. We had pizza, turkey sandwiches, chicken tenders, soda, and punch. We had about an hour for lunch before being released to enjoy the rest of the park. Many of the staff were kind during the party and throughout the park and made the experience that much nicer. The variety of rides here will please most young kids and adults. There are a couple of roller coasters, a carousel, a train that circles once around the park, and many more rides. I'm surprised how much they fit into the park space. There is also an arcade and a petting zoo. For food in the park, you have the standard burgers, pizza, tenders, pretzels, churros, ICEE, ice cream, and more. The prices aren't too bad either. Plenty of snacks and merch to purchase, too. There are also plenty of places to sit and relax, with shaded areas. Especially needed during a warm SoCal day. It was the first time for many guests in our party, and everyone enjoyed the experience. Many of the kids want to go back and have their birthday parties here next year, too.

    Recently brought my goddaughter/ niece and SIL to Adventure City and we had so much fun. This place…read moreis truly toddler friendly and the staff all were friendly. The rides are definitely fit for my precious girl. She did not want to leave. The only negative I would say is that the arcade is waaay too loud. I recommend lowering the sounds of the machines if possible because even I found myself irritated inside but overall we had a great time. We'd come back again.

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    Knott's Berry Farm - Cute bear!

    Knott's Berry Farm

    3.3(5.2k reviews)
    5.2 mi

    I learned something about myself at Knott's Berry Farm. That is, I never need to visit another…read moretheme park again. It's not them, it's me. Roller coasters and such scare the living shit out of me. Not in a fun way. Becky feels the same way! If you love thrill rides, the rides at Knott's Berry Farm are no joke, at least for us. Especially Xcelerator. Ghost Rider was a scream-fest also. Calico Mine Ride was more my speed. LOL! We've been to Knott's for Knott's "Scary" Farm during Halloween time and that was way more to our liking. It had scary thrills with very good actors, while keeping our feet firmly on the ground. Thrill seekers, Knott's is def for you. There is no shortage of rides for you. Knott's Scary Farm around Halloween is great too for those who love to be spooked and chased by chainsaw wielding fiends.

    I've been going to Knott's Berry Farm for the last 40 years, and I appreciate how this park has…read morestayed consistently good through it all. It's a fun time, less crowded than Disneyland, much simpler than Disneyland, and a lot of fun! I've got three kids under the age of 12, and there's a lot for them to do in Camp Snoopy. There are some solid deals on food and drinks too, and while the meals are nothing to write home about for the most part, some other places have some really good portion sizes. Half-chicken meal at the Boardwalk is a good deal. Parking is a bit steep. I'm surprised that it was $40 even in the general parking lot. But the walk to the park is short, so I like the convenience (ahem, Disneyland). Is it as immersive as Disneyland? No. Is the app good? Not really. (lol for example it said the log ride wait was 15 minutes but actually it took an HOUR). Is the storytelling and music as good as Disney? Heck no. But it's a LOT of fun, the roller coasters slap (esp. Ghost Rider) and it's hecka cheaper, especially if you buy an annual pass. As I mentioned before, Camp Snoopy is brilliant for kids under the age of 10, and my 11-year-old still has some fun on the rides there. Highlights include the spinning swing rides, Sally's Big Swing, and the Snoopy Roller Coaster. The Wild West Ambience is on point. Bandits still rob your train mid-ride, and the live banjo music at the barbecue joint in Old Town was a nice touch! All in all, a solid good time. Went on a Monday in mid-August and the lines weren't too bad (except that log ride lol)

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    Disneyland Park - Halloween Decor at Disneyland

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    3.8(12.5k reviews)
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    I could feel the nostalgia I absolutely love it here! Cant wait to grow old taking my kids hereread more

    "It's a world of laughter, A world of tears…read more It's a world of hopes, And a world of fears. There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all!" I haven't been to Disneyland California since I was a small child, and after all these years, the charm of the original park still makes it THEE Disney experience to beat. There is just something special about Disneyland. The character meet and greets, the food, the beautiful California weather, and the hospitality of all the Cast Members really make the entire experience feel magical. I've visited other Disney parks over the years, but coming back to the original park brought back a feeling that is hard to replicate anywhere else. The newer Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge area was AMAZING to experience. Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance was definitely worth the wait, but do yourself a favor and get a Lightning Lane pass if you can so you don't have to wait as long as my friend and I did. The ride is incredibly immersive and absolutely awe inspiring if you're a fan of the series. Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run was also such a fun experience and really makes you feel like you've stepped straight into the Star Wars universe. Also at the top of my list was Tiana's Bayou Adventure. It was absolutely worth the wait, but again, GET THE LIGHTNING LANE PASS! We waited it out, and while I loved the ride, future me will definitely be using Lightning Lane. Everything else, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters, remains just as fun as ever. These are the nostalgic Disneyland classics that you simply cannot miss. One of my favorite parts of my most recent visit was meeting Tigger and Winnie the Pooh. That instantly brought me back to my childhood. They were both just as sweet as I remembered, and Tigger was super excited and bouncy as always. Looking back at the pictures we took genuinely makes me so happy. I also got to meet Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, and Princess Tiana, and they were all absolutely lovely as well. We ended the night watching the parade and fireworks, and it was the perfect ending to such a beautiful day. It was filled with laughter, fun rides, good food, reminders of my childhood, and new memories that I'll cherish forever. Happy 70th Anniversary, Disneyland! See you sooner rather than later, I hope.

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    Disney California Adventure Park - Cars Land Characters in their Halloween Costumes at Disney California Adventure Park

    Disney California Adventure Park

    4.0(3.4k reviews)
    0.3 mi

    Rides were good it walking was horrible but Goofys flight school was bad never again lines where…read morealso really long

    As excited as I was to finally make my way back to Disneyland and see just how much the park has…read morechanged since my last visit, I was even more excited to finally check out Disney California Adventure. After all, the last time I was out this way, the whole park was still being built! While I understand DCA is quite different now from it when it first opened as California Adventure, I doubt anyone would argue that's a bad thing. Not only are there still plenty of remnants and fixtures in place (or just rethemed) from when it first opened, but the park is both bigger and better than it used to be, especially now that it incorporates Disney's movies/properties, like with Pixar Pier, Cars Land, Avengers Campus, and San Fransokyo. What's more, some of the rides here, like Web Slingers and Midway Mania, are among my favorites at either of the two parks. If we were able to get on it, I imagine Radiator Springs Racer would be up there as well! Compared to Disneyland, one thing that DCA feels comparatively lighter on are table service dining options. Instead, the majority of the eateries here are either quick service or food stands that are spread throughout the park. Of course, their Sip & Savor festivals more than make up for it, too, as both their Food & Wine event and the one for Lunar New Year were fantastic! One pass is also enough to split between two people and gives you a chance to eat or drink a little bit of a bunch of different things. Although it does add another expense to how much it already costs to come here, one thing I would recommend, if you can swing it, is to get Lightning Lane. Essentially, it's an investment to make better use of your time and to make it that much more enjoyable. Even if you don't maximize it to its full potential, the two to three hours you'll save by not waiting in the standby lines means having that much more time to see/do other things and to make more memories. Plus, that time is even more valuable at DCA than Disneyland, as it typically closes earlier than its sister park. If walking isn't an issue, one way to save a bit of money is to park over at the Anaheim Gardenwalk a few blocks over. Not only is the rate cheaper, but it's a garage, so it's sheltered from the elements, and there are a bunch of restaurants there, too, in the event you want to pick up something before or after your day at the park. Best of all, they'll often have deals that shave the parking rate even further. Most recently, we stopped at the Paris Baguette, spend $20 on our breakfast and coffee, mentioned to them a Disney parking deal, and ended up getting free parking! In large part because I had such a good time here, there's no question that I very much regret taking so long to finally visit DCA. I may not ever become a Disney Adult (or at least the obnoxious kind), but I'll definitely be coming back again a whole lot sooner than later. In fact, given how it has two of my favorite rides and how good some of the food is, I might even try to come back here over Disneyland! Before hopping back over to end the night...

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    Great Wolf Lodge

    3.4(3.5k reviews)
    2.3 mi

    Check in was easy but a couple slides were closed and no signage until you got to the topread more

    My daughter, grandson, a couple of friends, spent 2 nights 3 full days and we all had a grand mini…read morevacation at the Southern California Great Wolf Lodge. We were able to get a decent deal with a grand bear suite, water park passes, kid wolf pass, and breakfast Buffett. They put a bracelet on you and that's all you need to get in room, water park, pay for food, gifts, snacks, etc. Nice not having to carry stuff. Room was clean, bed bug free (I check thoroughly), and the AC works well. We had a toilet that wouldn't flush they sent someone immediately, he used the room ice bucket to pour tap water into the back of tank which was odd to us but whatever we didn't plan on using it (we had a mini cooler with us). The indoor water park is super fun, bring goggles and eye drops because the chlorine is strong. Really strong!!! Lazy creek is the only ride that wasn't the clearest. Especially by the end of the day. Outdoor pool is lovely. Really refreshing. We were there during the week and it wasn't crowded at all. They have fun little kid activities afternoons and evenings. Food was great in the restaurant, pizza place, Buffett, and ice cream place. Free cups of ice water everywhere I asked for one. Mini golf was geared towards young kids(7 and under), adults don't waste your money. The kids enjoyed jungle climbing thing, and the obstacle course in the sky! It's a cashless resort but staff will accept cash tips if your service is exceptional and you feel generous. I'm not sure but I think tips are included with package deal at least they were with ours. The Fireside restaurant was good, however if you have dietary restrictions I wouldn't trust them, the chef came out discussed restriction with us, and when food came out and after asking confirming 3 separate times yes it was gluten free only to have the waiter come back to the table and take it away because it was not gluten free. Lucky for us our friend had only a small bite and knew it wasn't gluten free. They brought out another they assured us was but by that point we didn't trust. The pizza place and breakfast buffet were fabulous and were able to accommodate restriction easily. Arcade super fun ask the workers about deals they were pretty generous and we won a couple of jackpots! Great ticket/prize set up not like chuckechese nightmare! Lazer tag kids had fun. Parking is ridiculously expensive $35 a day self park even if you are staying overnight. Still super good time was had by all, and no one got sick so that's great!

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    Camelot Golfland - Still so eye-catching from the roadside

    Camelot Golfland

    3.6(750 reviews)
    4.6 mi

    Camelot Golfland is a great place for family fun! They have lots of variety and are a better value…read morecompared to other similar places. The mini golf was a lot of fun, and the package deals are definitely the way to go if you want to do the most activities while saving money. It's a great spot for all ages, with plenty to enjoy. The only thing I would suggest is adding more shade around the golf areas, especially on warmer days. Overall, we had a great time and will definitely be back!

    Castle of fun! My group bought the $48 Golfland Fun Pass and it was worth it. All attractions are…read moreincluded but the attractions we did were mini golf, laser tag, bumper boats, race cars, and everyone used all 35 points on their arcade card. You get around 6 minutes of play time per attraction. To access attractions, you press a service button to call over an employee. It was not crowded on a Monday afternoon and there was plenty of free parking. + We started off our day with bumper boats to cool off in the summer heat. Each boat had built in water shooters. We were spraying each other and everyone got soaked. + We went on race cars to dry ourselves off. The cars were surprisingly fast. - For race cars, there was no working service button. Instead, there was a picture of a button taped to the wall which was a bit confusing. We ended up finding a staff member who let us in. It would be helpful to have a note with instructions on what to do. + The laser tag arena was bigger than expected with plenty of walls and obstacles to hide behind. There were even a couple of jump scare surprises lurking in corners. + Mini golf was fun with different colored golf balls and decorated courses. + Plenty of arcade games for all ages. - Some games were broken or out of service. + Clean bathrooms. + They sell Dole Whip here.

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    Jungle Cruise - Elephants!

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    4.3(280 reviews)
    0.3 mi

    Who doesn't love corny jokes? Well, the Jungle Cruise is your place…read more Let's start, shall we? Looks like we are going on for Nile after Nile and after Nile, and if you don't think so, you're in denial. On your right, you'll see our limestone formations. Most people take it for granite.........That joke rocks! Now you don't see that every day, but I do....Every seven minutes. No need to worry, ladies; these are MAN-eating piranhas! This is the Britney Tribe. I sure hope they don't hit me one more time with their Britney Spears. Now we will take an unnecessary right, followed by an unnecessary left; also on the left, you'll see where Walt ran out of money. Don't worry, I'll scare him off (The Hippos). I LOVE YOU! Yup, works on all the men in my life. Here we see the natives celebrating the solstice; let me see if I can translate.... You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You put your left foot in. IDK folks, sounds like a lot of hokey pokey to me. Hey! On your right is Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Four-Hour-Line The cool jungle mist is home to more than 10,000 forms of bacteria .......the backside of water is home to more than 10K forms of bacteria Oh look, everyone! That family of lions is protecting that exhausted zebra! Can you feel the love tonight? I sure can. He's dead.........Tired! Dead Tired! And here we have an unfortunate scene which demonstrates the first rule of survival in the jungle: Don't be the zebra. MY FAVOURITE ONE BEFORE I LEAVE YOU! These hippos are only dangerous when they are wiggling their ears and blowing bubbles, but Bubbles isn't here tonight, so I think we are safe! NOW FOR THE END OF THESE JUNGLE JOKES. On behalf of myself and the CA Prison Work Release Program, thank you. It's not a job. It's a second chance As you leave, watch your head and watch your step; if you miss your step and hit your head, watch your mouth. "Well folks, we've reached the end of our journey. I'd tell you to get out... but Disney prefers I say, 'Please watch your step as you exit the boat.' Thanks for being such a wild crew, and remember--if you liked my jokes, my name is Skipper Eric. If you didn't... my name is Skipper Jim. Have a wild day!"

    This was not at the top of my favorite things to do at Disney. It was a fun way to kill a bit of…read moretime but, in the future I might skip. You can feel the age on this as there seem to be bits not working. Would be a good time for a refresh!

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