Came here specifically for the chopped cheese and I was not disappointed - it was the first one I've tried and it was delicious. Meaty, cheesy, greasy, and flavorful! I also got the fries, which were nothing to write home about. My daughter thought her lil smashburger was just ok, and the onion rings were fine. As another reviewer mention, the person taking our order didn't seem like she wanted to be there and was not very friendly. But I would definitely return. read more

Fresh N Funky - Lil smashburger and onion rings - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Okay so I came back because the first time was so good. And I hate to say it but the girl working doesn't seem like she wants to be there or she wants to help customers lol I felt like I was bothering her. I asked for ketchup and she silently pointed at an empty container. Anywho I like this spot but will probably avoid the employee who seems unhappy in the future. read more

Fresh N Funky - Smash Burger w Fries - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Still the King of the $6 Smashburger! Attention!!!!!! Repeat customer alert! I have been to the Fresh and Funky cart several times now, and I had to stop and give them the credit they deserve. As someone on a mission to find the absolute best burgers in Portland, I keep coming back here for a reason. Let's talk about the Lil Smasher. It's only $6, which is practically a miracle in 2025, but don't let the price fool you--this is elite-level food. It has those lacy, ultra-crisp "shatter" edges on the beef that separate the pros from the amateurs. It's simple, perfectly seasoned, and that funky sauce is pure gold. I've tried the big names all over town, but for a quick, high-quality fix that won't empty your wallet, this is the gold standard. Located at The Heist pod in SE Woodstock, the vibe is always great, and the service is fast even when they have a line. If you haven't been yet, what are you waiting for? My belly is always happy after a visit here. Ten out of ten, highly recommend! read more

Fresh N Funky - Lil' Smasher - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Came to the heist today to check out the Smashburger joint. I love Smashburger and I seek them out. All are not the same! Some say they're smashed and they're not. This place is SMASHED! Two juicy burgers on a soft nice bun. Lots of cheese! A really good tasting sauce. I thoroughly enjoyed this Smashburger. Is one of the best I've ever had. He has other sandwiches, including a hotdog that I may have to come back and try! I don't know. I'm sure I'll be craving this burger again soon! Plenty of places to sit in the heist Nice bar area with a fully stocked bar. Next time I'm going to try his fries or tater tots! Gotta love some tots. The gentleman is a super nice guy and he definitely knows how to cook! Check him out in the heist Food truck lot in Woodstock! read more

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Craving a smash burger and saw the impressive reviews. The truck looked well maintained with no observed issues. The woman who helped me was friendly and took my order in exchange for a beeper. The food pod, the Heist, is a great setup. Lots of outside seating, covered areas for the rain and an indoor space as well. I received the food in a timely manner and was home quickly. It was a pretty good burger. The fries were incredibly salty and could have been cooked a little longer to get the crisp I like. Kind of expensive at $15 + tip, but it did fill me up and satisfy my craving read more

Fresh N Funky - Smash burger with fries - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

We have only tried the Veggie smash burgers and fries here. The staff are very nice and quick. The prices are reasonable and portions are generous. The fries are excellent. Their house-made veggie burger has good flavors but the texture is mushy! So mushy! It is hard to get past the mushiness. I would not order it again. Veggie burgers are so hit or miss. They are hard to make taste good. read more

The service was great and very fast, the man running the cart was very kind. However, the food was terrible. We started with tater tots and a pretzel. The tots were soaked in grease. I'm a fan of bar food, and don't mind if it's a bit greasy but these tots were just wet with grease. The pretzel had way too much salt on it and the cheese it comes with tastes like it came out of a can or something it has absolutely no flavor. The food here tastes like frozen food from the grocery store. We decided to get other food from elsewhere. read more

This was my first time going to the heist. I wish I had gone with another food cart however. Went on a Sunday, showed up just before 4 o'clock. When I arrived I asked the younger gal working how she was doing - she didn't say much and just moved on to taking our order. Her inability to acknowledge me was disappointing, even as I'm trying to pay she walked away and I had to call her back over and let her know I had cash. No physical receipts available which I needed for work documentation, no napkins. Food took about 20 minutes which is fine - we weren't in a rush. However the Rueben was dry and the cheese not at all melted, the burger was as thin as a credit card and dryer than the desert, and two meals were shoved in one box.... I didn't understand this as every other group that was ordering was receiving separate boxes other than our group which also was the only group containing a disabled individual. So yeah I'll save my 30+$ in the future or just go elsewhere. Oh and lastly don't go to your job with a miserable attitude everyday - no one deserves to deal with that when they are just trying to get some food. read more

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Tried the Lil' Smasher, a solid option if you're looking for a classic cheeseburger. Next time I'm skipping the lettuce & doubling down on the funky sauce! read more

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I'm definitely glad that I tried this cat out while at the food cart pod. There's not that many places that have a chopped cheese as a regular item on the menu. Once I saw this, I knew I needed to order it. The chopped cheese is done well and tastes amazing! Everything was mixed well and I definitely enjoyed every single bite. read more

Fresh N Funky - Menu (Mar 2025) - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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We love to support local food trucks and this was located in the heist area. Good food and simple down the street from family's house we were staying at! read more

You can't beat their price! $5 for a little smasher, that isn't little! Their smash burger is uncomplicated and very tasty. The cart usually has a line but they are pretty fast. 10/10 read more

Great little smash burger for $7. This food pod is clean and serving up some amazing smash burgers. Highly recommended!!!

Fresh N Funky is top-tier smash burger food. For the price of $15 you can get their double patty with fries or, what I like to do, get two single patties and fries for the same price. The latter is more food for the same price and both are so delicious. The fries are great, the burgers are juicy but not messy, and they it menu isn't massive; like In N Out, a small menu but everything on it has been mastered. The two guys I've met there are really chill and provide great service. I highly recommend this place and yes it's in the middle of Woodstock so, as a Beaverton resident, it's far but completely worth it. read more

Heard about this place from my kid. And I gotta say, he was spot on. 100%. Dude taking orders was friendly. We ate inside and there's plenty of seats and many beers on tap. This whole food cart joint was jumping.. But definitely the happiest people in here are the ones who got the Best Smash Burger in town. Get the tots too. You're welcome. read more

Very disappointed burger, got the smash burger and sadly tasted frozen, fry's where frozen bag ones, you could get at a store.

Pretty good stuff. The smash burger is way better than most of the rest of the menu. Fries and stuff are avg

I live a few blocks from. I'm a 68 yr old male. I've had lots and lots of burgers and these are really fresh and tasty. A good tone of black pepper and the burger w all the fixings is neat, not sloppy. Served hot. I'm becoming a regular. read more

Repeat customer here. Everything we've ordered has been yum! And so glad they started making fries...real potato with a freshly fried crunch, yum! Our go-to-order would have to be the patty melt...juicy meaty sautéed sweet onion cheesy melting goodness. They had an amazing meatball sandwich back in the day too, but not sure if that just a special on no longer available. It on our list of top food trucks here in portland. Good newish location with indoor seating and bar if you want beer or cider to wash down your meal. And service has always been pleasant and wait time reasonable considering it's made fresh. Just gotta find street parking, but we haven't had much trouble with that. read more

I don't review too often, but I have to give this place the credit it deserves. I've gotten most of their offerings, and Just like the namesake states, these folks deliver fresh, quality food that's always tasty and professionally prepared. They put the, fun in "funky", and the "fresh" speaks for itself every time. Super solid cart. Get down!! read more

Ooh I see you, see you, see you at lunchtime And oh my I, I, I like your style You, you make me, make me, make me wanna try And now I beg to eat your plants just one more time So they say Plants for me, plants for me, plants for me, oh, oh, oh I've never seen veggie do the things you do before They say cook for me, cook for me, cook for me, ay, ay, ay And when you're done I'll make you do it all again I said oh my God I see you Burger right Take in both hands, my dear, and watch me bite Just like Fresh N Funky I've been dancing my whole life But you Meatball Sub along with Tones and I read more

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First, there are really nice staff every time I go there. Always appreciated. I've tried everything: NY Chopped Cheese was my first. It's a Chicago bodega sandwich that tastes something like a smash burger meets a Philly cheesesteak. High quality bread elevates the experience. So do thin, crispy fries. I loved the Homemade Meatball Sub too. It had both perfectly seasoned meat AND perfectly seasoned sauce--nothing 'gamey' about the meatballs that you sometimes experience ("fresh" and not "funky"! lol). An appreciable amount of meat and cheeses too, and the bread stayed crispy without being over-toasted. The Reuben special is now on the menu! Why? Because it's exceptional. The Smash Burger was my least favorite meal. Good, but nothing special about it. The Patty Melt was tied for my fave as well. Just great. The Zenner's Hot Dog had that great 'pop' and was unique. Really good! Not a meal though. The Homemade Veggie Burger was the most surprising of all. Like none you've ever had. GREAT flavor and portion. It's more of black bean, veg, and grain style. You can tell it's labor intensive and meat eaters will not be disappointed. In summary, everything is pretty much in the 'exceptional' category, for a seemingly low brow food cart, with the exception of the smash burger, which was just okay for me. If I had to choose just one, it would be the NY Chop, then the Rueben or the Patty Melt or the Meatball Sub lol. While I LOVE the fries, and the portions, I'd also appreciate the option to sub a nice mixed green salad (e.g., w/ a simple rasp vinaigrette + some nuts), now and then. read more

One of my favorite smash burger carts in Portland (and there are a LOT out there). Everything I've ever ordered from here is absolutely DELICIOUS. If you're in the mood, you can't go wrong here! read more

An excellent smash burger - great cook, the sauce rocks, and fantastic flavor! Highly recommended.

Colin moved his cart the The Heist on Woodstock. He added new product as well. Food is still great but I'm adjusting my review due to inconsistent hours. As a business owner, you need to communicate to your clients when you will be open. Some of customers have to work our hours around to come grab lunch. I wasted my only time between meetings to grab food. Honestly still debating if I will ever come back at this point. Great food, unreliable hours. read more

One of the best burgers I have had! We followed him from the Foster location. Very friendly service and great food! read more

Fresh N Funky - Yummy Smash Burger and Fries!! - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I'll start with the bad: neither of the two people working here were wearing masks. (Writing this in the middle of the omicron wave). Ugh. At the other carts, all employees were masked up, as were all the customers. These were the only two people in sight without masks. And if they are blasé about mask-wearing, I wonder what other aspects of health/food safety they are blasé about? Yikes. On to the good: I really like that they make their own veggie burger patty. Not too many places doing that any more. Pretty good veggie burger, toppings seemed fresh, I liked the pickles. read more

Great, friendly service! I've had several items on their menu and they were all delicious but the Ruben was by far the best one I've ever had! read more

I had a nasty itch for a smash burger and damn, it got scratched well at Fresh N Funky. Double cheese burger with their special sauce and well cooked fries. Go hungry cuz it's large and tasty. read more

Ever since Shut up & Eat closed I've been on the search for a good meatball sub and this might be it. Excellent bread, very large tasty meatballs with the appropriate amount of cheese & sauce to bring it altogether. I'll definitely be back to try the smash burgers. Go there & eat read more

I have been waiting to find a place I can officially make this statement. Fresh N Funky is officially my favorite burger in Portland.

Listen, this is the best veggie burger you've ever had. I'm sure the meat is delicious too. But seriously, the veggie burger. Do not fuck around. Just go. read more

My girlfriend and I love their smash burger, not to mention their meatball sandwich! The guy who runs the show there is very nice and is willing to bring your food to your table, with a smile. He also takes pride in his work, asking us to let him know how the food is. read more

This was the best burger!!! Crust was awesome! Can't say enough... I don't have a photo because it's all gone now...

Best meatball sandwich I've ever had. Idk how he makes it so addicting. I'll be back probably tomorrow, to have a burger, again. Collin is hilarious, and super sweet. Favorite ding ding cart around!!! read more

Fresh N Funky - Best meatballs I've ever had! - Food Trucks Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Best burger I've ever had. Hands down. Spoiled to have amazing food carts down the street from our house.

Best meatball sub in the city! Music is legit tooo! Go support the homie. Everything he makes is fantastic

True to the name! Juicy patties, that aren't too greasy. Affordable pricing, one of the few tasty, reasonably sized burgers that you can find under $10 in Portland! read more

*The one that got away* This was the best veggie burger I've ever had, and they broke my heart by moving the truck out of my local cart pod. Your new spot doesn't love you like we love you - please come back - Helen with the twins read more

I have had a lot of smash burgers in different states but the one served here was one of the best ever! The special sauce really set it apart! Can't wait to try the homemade meatball sub which is served on a crusty roll. read more