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    Golden Zephyr

    3.5 (65 reviews)
    Open 8:00 am - 9:00 pm
    Updated 2 weeks ago

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    Rockets
    Ann T.

    For years, every single time I've been to DCA, I have NEVER seen this ride in operation. It was always temporarily closed for some reason or maybe it was just running and then it would break down again and again. Unclear WHAT it is that makes this ride break down so much, but just recently it was less than a 5 minute wait walk on (probably cuz it just broke down and is running again) and my friend and I were like we gotta do this now cuz we never see it running. There's an elevator for DAS pass holders or anyone who needs to use it, but we just took the stairs. There's a couple rockets and 2 per seat with individual seat belts. The ride is QUITE short, but it's a nice breeze and view of the water and what's surrounding. There's no real music or any ambience for this ride, since the music from the Symphony Swings drowns it out. If anything, it's a more milder Symphony Swings since you're not dipping up and down and the speed is much slower, so if you're with a bit more apprehensive people this may be it (unless they too notice the ride keeps breaking down lol). Honestly, anything more than a 5-10 minute wait isn't worth it though in my opinion.

    So cool
    Britney M.

    Ground Control to Major Tom (Ten, nine, eight, seven) Commencing countdown, engines on (Six, five, four, three) Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, one, liftoff) -Space Oddity Song by David Bowie I can't help but sing that song in my head when I think of this ride! I mean who doesn't want to take off in a rocket? lol Such a cool ride. It swings you around in a circle and is a lot of fun. Great ride. And great song too lolol

    Lindsay F.

    Officially known by our 28 m/o son as the rocket swings, this ride never has more than a 5-10 min wait and our son loves it! I do get paranoid he's somehow going to slip out of the seat and into the water down below since there aren't doors on the rockets, but they do make the little ones sit opposite the openings and everyone has a seatbelt. Nevertheless, if you have a squirmy little one, maybe hold an arm over the belly in addition to making sure the seatbelt is nice and tight! It's a bit of a hike to get to the top of the line of this one because its up 2 flights of stairs, so just be aware of that if you have multiple little ones to carry.

    Views
    Michelle T.

    The Golden Zephyr ride usually boasts a short waiting period, efficiently loading many riders with a fast-moving line. Enjoy scenic views of the Mickey wheel and the Incredicoaster, and there's no height restriction for riders. On certain evenings, Golden Zephyr closes early to make way for World of Color performances.

    Monique W.

    Golden Zephyr is located at Disneylands California Adventure in Paradise Gardens Park at the Pier right next to Jumpin Jellyfish ride. You soar high in the sky in a gleaming retro spaceship inspired by science fiction stories of the 1920s. The typical wait time my daughter and I experience on a mid afternoon, during October is 10-20 minutes. It's a short ride, but it's nice to get a good breeze and nice view of the Pier. There is no height restriction required for this ride. It does a lot of spinning in the air though. As per Disney this is a retro rocket ride. You're in a big rocket and it goes around in a circle. At night, the lights of this ride is absolutely stunning!

    Archie A.

    If it weren't for my 8 and 4 year old I would have not rode this ride, this ride is so boring and out dated! Maybe newer music would help...

    Outside
    Kevin W.

    Golden Zephyr is one of the corner rides located at the Pixar Pier. Similar ride to the swings next door. Never super crazy busy unless it breaks down and the ride gets backed up. Group seating in the blimp. Kiddos like the ride. Great view when you are spinning around.

    Keo K.

    Seriously one of my daughters favorite rides This is located in front of the paradise garden parks area which is a little bit after the little mermaid ride and right before the jumping jellyfish ride I adore the simplicity of this ride you are essentially loading onto a rocket shaped vehicle and being spinned circular motion the speed is not too high because my four-year-old loves this ride. It is definitely a nice view spinning in Pixar pier with views of Mickey's Pixar Pala round. The line which you were waiting in to get onto the ride does start on the ground goes up some steps and then ends up on the upper level where the ride is so if you do have a problem with stairs this ride might get a little tricky as far as loading goes Overall we definitely try to ride this at least once when we visit the parks because it is wonderful and it simple nature for my toddler children

    Be sure to take off your hat. Oops.
    Ryan M.

    It's a classic ride. Not much on theme or thrill, but it's been a staple for a very long time. It's honestly 2 stars. It's maintained and the line for it is often short, but the novelty gives it an extra star. Good ride to just cool off on. Also, be sure to take off your hat. Oops!

    Why is it called the Golden Zephyr when the rockets are silver?
    Steve F.

    "You spin me right 'round baby Right 'round like a record baby Right 'round, 'round, 'round" - Dead or Alive, "You Spin Me Round" That pretty much sums up the Golden Zephyr - a very slow ride in a suspended rocket that goes 'round and 'round for about a couple of minutes. While each rocket can hold up to four people, most times there's about 1-2 riders (or less) in each of them. And you just sit in the rocket as it goes slowly off the ground in a circle. In other words, think of this as a much slower version of the Astro Orbiter (or Rocket Jets) in Tomorrowland... if anything, you have a nice view of the park at least. While I appreciate the throwback to the Roaring Twenties, I wondered why and how Americans of the era were so easily entertained by such a ride back then. In today's era, the Golden Zephyr is only good for the kiddies and the resort completist - otherwise, you're not missing much if you skip this one.

    Space Log
    Jessica S.

    We've renamed this ride "Space Logs". That's about as fun as it gets. It's a simple circle gliding ride, and if you're prone to motion sickness (raises hand), it might not be the best ride for you. It certainly isn't a good idea if you're full up from a greasy breakfast. /burp Again, it's a simple and quick ride. The best thing about it was the cast member working the mic that day. He was in full-on performer mode, cracking jokes and adding sound effects at every "launch". His humor was much appreciated. The Space Logs go maybe two or three laps around the base before you're brought back in for your "landing". It was more than enough for this chick, who had to close her eyes to ward off a bout of nausea thirty seconds in. For some reason, the Silly Symphony Swings didn't mess with my equilibrium the way the Space Logs did. Don't think we'll be coming back to this one.

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    4.5(927 reviews)
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    I've lived in Orange County most of my life and haven't yet gone to Adventure City. I've driven by…read moreit many times and remembered going to Hobby City when it was at the same location (which has been closed for years). If you have kids, this is worth a visit and is affordable. Parking is free, and there are plenty of spaces when their isn't other events or services going on at the same location. My first visit was for a family kid's birthday party, and we were all pleasantly surprised. The party itself was organized well and had its own area inside one of the buildings. We had our own area decorated (you can bring your own decorations, too), and the food was fantastic for amusement park food. We had pizza, turkey sandwiches, chicken tenders, soda, and punch. We had about an hour for lunch before being released to enjoy the rest of the park. Many of the staff were kind during the party and throughout the park and made the experience that much nicer. The variety of rides here will please most young kids and adults. There are a couple of roller coasters, a carousel, a train that circles once around the park, and many more rides. I'm surprised how much they fit into the park space. There is also an arcade and a petting zoo. For food in the park, you have the standard burgers, pizza, tenders, pretzels, churros, ICEE, ice cream, and more. The prices aren't too bad either. Plenty of snacks and merch to purchase, too. There are also plenty of places to sit and relax, with shaded areas. Especially needed during a warm SoCal day. It was the first time for many guests in our party, and everyone enjoyed the experience. Many of the kids want to go back and have their birthday parties here next year, too.

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    3.3(5.2k reviews)
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    Had a great time at Knott's Berry Farm with my family! We went on a pretty hot day, so we were…read moredefinitely prepared for the heat, but overall we had a really enjoyable experience. One thing that surprised me was that the wait times for the rides weren't as bad as I expected, especially considering how busy the park can get. We were able to get on quite a few rides without spending the entire day standing in line, which made the visit much more enjoyable. There's a good mix of rides and attractions for both kids and adults, so everyone in the family was able to find something they enjoyed. We also loved walking around the park and taking in the atmosphere. Even with the heat, there were plenty of places to take a break and cool down. Overall, it was a fun family day and a great way to spend time together. The heat was probably the biggest challenge, but it didn't take away from the experience. We had a lot of fun and would definitely come back again!

    I learned something about myself at Knott's Berry Farm. That is, I never need to visit another…read moretheme park again. It's not them, it's me. Roller coasters and such scare the living shit out of me. Not in a fun way. Becky feels the same way! If you love thrill rides, the rides at Knott's Berry Farm are no joke, at least for us. Especially Xcelerator. Ghost Rider was a scream-fest also. Calico Mine Ride was more my speed. LOL! We've been to Knott's for Knott's "Scary" Farm during Halloween time and that was way more to our liking. It had scary thrills with very good actors, while keeping our feet firmly on the ground. Thrill seekers, Knott's is def for you. There is no shortage of rides for you. Knott's Scary Farm around Halloween is great too for those who love to be spooked and chased by chainsaw wielding fiends.

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    Disneyland Park - Halloween Decor at Disneyland

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    3.8(12.5k reviews)
    0.3 mi

    I could feel the nostalgia I absolutely love it here! Cant wait to grow old taking my kids hereread more

    "It's a world of laughter, A world of tears…read more It's a world of hopes, And a world of fears. There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all!" I haven't been to Disneyland California since I was a small child, and after all these years, the charm of the original park still makes it THEE Disney experience to beat. There is just something special about Disneyland. The character meet and greets, the food, the beautiful California weather, and the hospitality of all the Cast Members really make the entire experience feel magical. I've visited other Disney parks over the years, but coming back to the original park brought back a feeling that is hard to replicate anywhere else. The newer Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge area was AMAZING to experience. Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance was definitely worth the wait, but do yourself a favor and get a Lightning Lane pass if you can so you don't have to wait as long as my friend and I did. The ride is incredibly immersive and absolutely awe inspiring if you're a fan of the series. Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run was also such a fun experience and really makes you feel like you've stepped straight into the Star Wars universe. Also at the top of my list was Tiana's Bayou Adventure. It was absolutely worth the wait, but again, GET THE LIGHTNING LANE PASS! We waited it out, and while I loved the ride, future me will definitely be using Lightning Lane. Everything else, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters, remains just as fun as ever. These are the nostalgic Disneyland classics that you simply cannot miss. One of my favorite parts of my most recent visit was meeting Tigger and Winnie the Pooh. That instantly brought me back to my childhood. They were both just as sweet as I remembered, and Tigger was super excited and bouncy as always. Looking back at the pictures we took genuinely makes me so happy. I also got to meet Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, and Princess Tiana, and they were all absolutely lovely as well. We ended the night watching the parade and fireworks, and it was the perfect ending to such a beautiful day. It was filled with laughter, fun rides, good food, reminders of my childhood, and new memories that I'll cherish forever. Happy 70th Anniversary, Disneyland! See you sooner rather than later, I hope.

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    4.0(3.4k reviews)
    0.3 mi

    Rides were good it walking was horrible but Goofys flight school was bad never again lines where…read morealso really long

    As excited as I was to finally make my way back to Disneyland and see just how much the park has…read morechanged since my last visit, I was even more excited to finally check out Disney California Adventure. After all, the last time I was out this way, the whole park was still being built! While I understand DCA is quite different now from it when it first opened as California Adventure, I doubt anyone would argue that's a bad thing. Not only are there still plenty of remnants and fixtures in place (or just rethemed) from when it first opened, but the park is both bigger and better than it used to be, especially now that it incorporates Disney's movies/properties, like with Pixar Pier, Cars Land, Avengers Campus, and San Fransokyo. What's more, some of the rides here, like Web Slingers and Midway Mania, are among my favorites at either of the two parks. If we were able to get on it, I imagine Radiator Springs Racer would be up there as well! Compared to Disneyland, one thing that DCA feels comparatively lighter on are table service dining options. Instead, the majority of the eateries here are either quick service or food stands that are spread throughout the park. Of course, their Sip & Savor festivals more than make up for it, too, as both their Food & Wine event and the one for Lunar New Year were fantastic! One pass is also enough to split between two people and gives you a chance to eat or drink a little bit of a bunch of different things. Although it does add another expense to how much it already costs to come here, one thing I would recommend, if you can swing it, is to get Lightning Lane. Essentially, it's an investment to make better use of your time and to make it that much more enjoyable. Even if you don't maximize it to its full potential, the two to three hours you'll save by not waiting in the standby lines means having that much more time to see/do other things and to make more memories. Plus, that time is even more valuable at DCA than Disneyland, as it typically closes earlier than its sister park. If walking isn't an issue, one way to save a bit of money is to park over at the Anaheim Gardenwalk a few blocks over. Not only is the rate cheaper, but it's a garage, so it's sheltered from the elements, and there are a bunch of restaurants there, too, in the event you want to pick up something before or after your day at the park. Best of all, they'll often have deals that shave the parking rate even further. Most recently, we stopped at the Paris Baguette, spend $20 on our breakfast and coffee, mentioned to them a Disney parking deal, and ended up getting free parking! In large part because I had such a good time here, there's no question that I very much regret taking so long to finally visit DCA. I may not ever become a Disney Adult (or at least the obnoxious kind), but I'll definitely be coming back again a whole lot sooner than later. In fact, given how it has two of my favorite rides and how good some of the food is, I might even try to come back here over Disneyland! Before hopping back over to end the night...

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    Great Wolf Lodge

    3.4(3.5k reviews)
    1.9 mi

    Check in was easy but a couple slides were closed and no signage until you got to the topread more

    My daughter, grandson, a couple of friends, spent 2 nights 3 full days and we all had a grand mini…read morevacation at the Southern California Great Wolf Lodge. We were able to get a decent deal with a grand bear suite, water park passes, kid wolf pass, and breakfast Buffett. They put a bracelet on you and that's all you need to get in room, water park, pay for food, gifts, snacks, etc. Nice not having to carry stuff. Room was clean, bed bug free (I check thoroughly), and the AC works well. We had a toilet that wouldn't flush they sent someone immediately, he used the room ice bucket to pour tap water into the back of tank which was odd to us but whatever we didn't plan on using it (we had a mini cooler with us). The indoor water park is super fun, bring goggles and eye drops because the chlorine is strong. Really strong!!! Lazy creek is the only ride that wasn't the clearest. Especially by the end of the day. Outdoor pool is lovely. Really refreshing. We were there during the week and it wasn't crowded at all. They have fun little kid activities afternoons and evenings. Food was great in the restaurant, pizza place, Buffett, and ice cream place. Free cups of ice water everywhere I asked for one. Mini golf was geared towards young kids(7 and under), adults don't waste your money. The kids enjoyed jungle climbing thing, and the obstacle course in the sky! It's a cashless resort but staff will accept cash tips if your service is exceptional and you feel generous. I'm not sure but I think tips are included with package deal at least they were with ours. The Fireside restaurant was good, however if you have dietary restrictions I wouldn't trust them, the chef came out discussed restriction with us, and when food came out and after asking confirming 3 separate times yes it was gluten free only to have the waiter come back to the table and take it away because it was not gluten free. Lucky for us our friend had only a small bite and knew it wasn't gluten free. They brought out another they assured us was but by that point we didn't trust. The pizza place and breakfast buffet were fabulous and were able to accommodate restriction easily. Arcade super fun ask the workers about deals they were pretty generous and we won a couple of jackpots! Great ticket/prize set up not like chuckechese nightmare! Lazer tag kids had fun. Parking is ridiculously expensive $35 a day self park even if you are staying overnight. Still super good time was had by all, and no one got sick so that's great!

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    Camelot Golfland - Still so eye-catching from the roadside

    Camelot Golfland

    3.6(750 reviews)
    5.1 mi

    Camelot Golfland is a great place for family fun! They have lots of variety and are a better value…read morecompared to other similar places. The mini golf was a lot of fun, and the package deals are definitely the way to go if you want to do the most activities while saving money. It's a great spot for all ages, with plenty to enjoy. The only thing I would suggest is adding more shade around the golf areas, especially on warmer days. Overall, we had a great time and will definitely be back!

    Castle of fun! My group bought the $48 Golfland Fun Pass and it was worth it. All attractions are…read moreincluded but the attractions we did were mini golf, laser tag, bumper boats, race cars, and everyone used all 35 points on their arcade card. You get around 6 minutes of play time per attraction. To access attractions, you press a service button to call over an employee. It was not crowded on a Monday afternoon and there was plenty of free parking. + We started off our day with bumper boats to cool off in the summer heat. Each boat had built in water shooters. We were spraying each other and everyone got soaked. + We went on race cars to dry ourselves off. The cars were surprisingly fast. - For race cars, there was no working service button. Instead, there was a picture of a button taped to the wall which was a bit confusing. We ended up finding a staff member who let us in. It would be helpful to have a note with instructions on what to do. + The laser tag arena was bigger than expected with plenty of walls and obstacles to hide behind. There were even a couple of jump scare surprises lurking in corners. + Mini golf was fun with different colored golf balls and decorated courses. + Plenty of arcade games for all ages. - Some games were broken or out of service. + Clean bathrooms. + They sell Dole Whip here.

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    Jungle Cruise - Elephants!

    Jungle Cruise

    4.3(280 reviews)
    0.3 mi

    Who doesn't love corny jokes? Well, the Jungle Cruise is your place…read more Let's start, shall we? Looks like we are going on for Nile after Nile and after Nile, and if you don't think so, you're in denial. On your right, you'll see our limestone formations. Most people take it for granite.........That joke rocks! Now you don't see that every day, but I do....Every seven minutes. No need to worry, ladies; these are MAN-eating piranhas! This is the Britney Tribe. I sure hope they don't hit me one more time with their Britney Spears. Now we will take an unnecessary right, followed by an unnecessary left; also on the left, you'll see where Walt ran out of money. Don't worry, I'll scare him off (The Hippos). I LOVE YOU! Yup, works on all the men in my life. Here we see the natives celebrating the solstice; let me see if I can translate.... You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You put your left foot in. IDK folks, sounds like a lot of hokey pokey to me. Hey! On your right is Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Four-Hour-Line The cool jungle mist is home to more than 10,000 forms of bacteria .......the backside of water is home to more than 10K forms of bacteria Oh look, everyone! That family of lions is protecting that exhausted zebra! Can you feel the love tonight? I sure can. He's dead.........Tired! Dead Tired! And here we have an unfortunate scene which demonstrates the first rule of survival in the jungle: Don't be the zebra. MY FAVOURITE ONE BEFORE I LEAVE YOU! These hippos are only dangerous when they are wiggling their ears and blowing bubbles, but Bubbles isn't here tonight, so I think we are safe! NOW FOR THE END OF THESE JUNGLE JOKES. On behalf of myself and the CA Prison Work Release Program, thank you. It's not a job. It's a second chance As you leave, watch your head and watch your step; if you miss your step and hit your head, watch your mouth. "Well folks, we've reached the end of our journey. I'd tell you to get out... but Disney prefers I say, 'Please watch your step as you exit the boat.' Thanks for being such a wild crew, and remember--if you liked my jokes, my name is Skipper Eric. If you didn't... my name is Skipper Jim. Have a wild day!"

    This was not at the top of my favorite things to do at Disney. It was a fun way to kill a bit of…read moretime but, in the future I might skip. You can feel the age on this as there seem to be bits not working. Would be a good time for a refresh!

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