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    Kale Me Crazy

    4.4 (58 reviews)
    Open 9:00 am - 8:00 pm

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    Single Avocado Toast
    Kate C.

    Great service and great food! The kids had smoothies, while I tried their rose matcha and avocado toast. Everything was fresh and flavorful. I especially love the light mustard flavor with the avocado toast (SO GOOD)! The customer service was great! Super friendly! They were also quite cleanly and in an adorable area surrounded by other cute shops! Love this area!

    Poke Bowl
    Tiffani S.

    This was a cute fast casual restaurant in Midtown. I went with my team for a quick lunch. The watermelon juice was fantastic. Super refreshing and taste like I was eating a juicy fresh slice of watermelon. I had a poke bowl to eat. It was just ok. Very fresh ingredients but lacked flavor. The prices were a little high for the type of food and being a fast casual but the portions were good. I'll be back to try something different or at minimum, get some fresh juice.

    The Recovery with spinach and almond butter
    C. G.

    Greeted immediately, super nice! Came for a smoothie with a specific flavor in mind, went with the Recovery and added spinach and almond butter. It was absolutely perfect, so good! Nice decor and ambiance, adding this to my favorites when visiting Tampa

    Michelle H.

    This place is in the heart of midtown and has indoor and outdoor seating. The deluxe açaí bowl was absolutely delicious and was made quickly. I think it would be nice to have the option to create your own bowl. It seems like they have a lot of great options on the menu as well.

    Olesya P.

    Great place for a smoothie, açaí bowl or a light meal. We had smoothies here and they were absolutely amazing! Super tasty, super refreshing. Service was attentive and nice, and surprisingly very quick. Ambience is very modern, pleasant and comfortable with a few tables.

    rose Matcha Rose Latte
    Jada B.

    This place is delicious! Although it is a little pricey it's definitely worth the fresh and filling food and delicious drinks. I got a pesto chicken wrap and it was so good i've been craving it since. They also have interesting drinks, like a beat root latte and a rose matcha (what i got). The service was amazing and helped us figure our order out and the vibe was perfect for catch up chats and studying. Definitely will visit again soon!

    Chicken Pesto Wrap
    Jasmine A.

    Went to grab a quick lunch with my manager and wanted to try somewhere new! This spot is located in the lovely Midtown Tampa shopping center! I ordered the chicken pesto wrap with a beet juice! The wrap was something quick and easy for a lunch, but you can tell that it isn't cooked fresh. I really enjoyed the juice but thought it was a little pricey for $10. I would love to come back and try other options on the menu!

    Tuna Wrap
    Val S.

    Stopped in for lunch & got a tuna wrap to go. Fresh ingredients and it was made very quickly. Prices were a bit high for a sandwich with no side, but looking forward to trying a smoothie or flatbread next time. Good option for a quick, healthy lunch.

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    Lauren M.

    LOVE IT SO MUCH!! everything here is delicious. i absolutely love their food, it's healthy and delicious . ranking my favorites below 1. chicken pesto wrap !! 2. acai bowl !! 3. salmon toast !! 4. quinoa bowl 5. egg sandwich if you get their app you can also order pickup super easily with no extra charges. there are always spots inside to sit so i like to do work here also. the owner is so sweet!!! such a nice energy here, i cannot recommend enough! bathroom and self serve water station. lots of parking and walkable area

    Egg Sandwich
    Jennifer J.

    This is my go-to order at Kale Me Crazy, and every time I consider ordering something else, my heart draws me back to this. The Egg Sandwich has an organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel, and it is a delicious combination that will leave you happily satisfied. I always eat it out on their patio and enjoy the people watching in Midtown Tampa. Their team is always friendly and helpful, and it's always a lovely experience.

    Turkey Wrap
    Giga S.

    Cute little place to get some healthy grub fast. I really loved the avocado toast. I liked it so much, I can't wait to try the salmon toast...wouldn't mind the Almond butter toast either (: That Well esa shot was spicy AF. Just sayin- Haha.

    Greek Salad
    Brigitte L.

    Meh! Been wanting to try this place. Stopped in for a Greek salad to go. They have dine in as an option also with limited seating inside and outside. The place only had 1 customer dining in when we came in. Greeted and ordered taken promptly and order out in about 10 minutes. The Greek salad in my opinion was so basic for the price point! I feel like I paid $13 for a bowl of lettuce. I literally only found 1 garbanzo bean in my salad lol. It was good with the Italian dressing but wish it it more ingredients other than the bulk of lettuce. My friend got a wrap which lacked any sauce. Be sure to ask for a side of sauce.

    Power house smoothie
    Rebecca G.

    I was looking to get a smoothie after going to a plant show and saw this place listed. I went because it was close and I wanted to also browse at the REI store. The restaurant is clean and nice and there are outside tables. The 3 is for the smoothie. It was ok. I get smoothies frequently from smoothie focused places and this one was not as good and also smaller but more expensive. It did the trick but if I came back I would try one of their food items. The menu looks good.

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    Quick service and the salmon salad was delicious and filling, but not heavy. Love this place for a quick healthy bite.

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    I ordered a "Let's Go Pesto" flatbread this past Wednesday around 6:50PM on 04/15/26 and I fell in…read morelove with it. It was delicious, incredibly tasty and really added a lovely touch to my day. It's going to be the photo where it looks absolutely amazing, dressed with tomatoes and balsamic drizzle. I ordered another one today around 7:30PM 04/19/26, brought it home to open the box and see whatever the eff this is... lol. I was not very happy to find out today's "Let's Go Pesto" flatbread was completely lifeless and tasted very off. Not bountiful in flavors like my previous one did. This photo will be the one where it obviously lacks half of the ingredients and looks just a bit sloppily made. Now, I'm not going to let this experience stop me from ordering the LGP, I have faith I'll be able to enjoy it again. But I'd recommend that we make sure the staff knows how to put together the items on the menu. Other than this little pesto fiasco, I really do enjoy your fruit bowls too- they are quite lovely and delicious when I need a sweet treat. Thank you so much for reading :)

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    Wow..... never knew Raining Berries had so much to offer. I was pleasantly surprised…read more Although I only got Coffee, I did love the ambiance. It was a really nice vibe in this location. Which makes me want to visit again. My husband and I met up with some friends and sat in these super comfy chairs. I enjoyed a 16 oz Cappuccino with Vanilla. It came out in a really cute cup. My husband had an Americano with hazelnut flavor and half and half. We both finished our cup and I enjoyed the flavor. There are a few things on their menu I want to try. So I will be going back.

    I love Raining Berrries! The food, the cool concept of the meeting room (even though I'll probably…read morenever use it), and the drinks! Great coffee house with a huge variety of breakfast and lunch options in addition to snacks, not to mention an environment like no other. There are plenty of tables to sit as well as lounge chairs in addtion to the chairs in the conference room. I love seeing that ubiquitous phone booth like I see at the other Raining Berries locations. They used to have waffles, but the menu has changed, so I went with the gourmet grilled cheese instead. It was very good with the additon of pesto and dried tomatoes adding a different dimension of texture and flavor. The bread was soft, thick, and well toasted. Came with a lot of chips. The one thing I didn't anticipate was the size of it. It was actually TWO whole sandwiches. Good thing I brought my appetite, though I had no trouble finishing it. The honey lavender latte was delicious too and really hit the spot with the sandwich. The girls here were very nice and welcoming when I came in and patient when I asked a few questions about the menu and order selection. This location lets me bring my dog, so I'll be letting this be one of my new regular coffee spots.

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