Wow! Where to start?
Comically inept movers. My first hint was that they were using a too small rental truck (yes, a Budget rental truck) for my 3-mile move. The owner/ estimator had known what size truck would be needed and since the truck was rented, he could have had any size needed. But no, I guess it was more fun to make multiple legs to my short move where the truck had to be loaded than unloaded and then reloaded and then re-unloaded. It was a good way for the movers to get more practice and also to double the time required. More practice for the movers was definitely needed as the "movers" and "packers" were the owners quite youthful sons and their school buddies, I doubt any were seasoned professionals. They all were very nice however. I should also say that the "boys" arrived in private cars and not in the moving truck. Gosh! I would have hated to have them rent an additional small moving truck from Budget to carry the overflow items, even though this would have cut the moving time in half by doing everything in one trip with two trucks. We wouldn't want anyone driving in the uncomfortable seats of a second truck when there is a Lincoln sedan or a BMW to drive instead.
More comedy: during my move, they tried to take down my 14 foot-off-the-ground chandelier. Feeble old me had put it up by myself a few years ago. In any case, it took the owner and four of the boys to take it down. It was literally like the old ethnic joke "how many so and so's does it take to screw in (or out) a light bulb............?" They spun my chandelier round and round trying to unscrew it from the mounting crossbar, delicate crystal pendants flying everywhere, instead of simply loosening the two screws that mount the crossbar to the ceiling bracket.
Incidentally, mine was a two-part move, the first (Part 1) was from my old house to a storage bay. As above, each part was then two more parts. Part 2 was moving from the storage to my new house. For Part 2, leg 1, several weeks after Part 1, the movers used a non-rented truck that looked like it probably survived a hurricane. But in keeping with the comedy, this truck was the same size as the previous, too-small, rental truck. What do they say about not learning from your mistakes......? So here we go again, with multiple trips. But to add even more comedy, this moving truck leaked hydraulic fluid all over my new house's driveway necessitating one of the movers to spend three hours procuring supplies and then cleaning up the mess and further extending my move time. Finally, after the last leg of the move, it was dark, and of course the lights inside the truck did not function. As I looked into the pitch-dark truck bed for a split second before it was filled with used boxes from the move, I had that sinking feeling that everything was not unloaded. However, I was assured that all was well. Sure enough, a personal inventory several days later, showed there were several missing items. Furniture was damaged too. As they were leaving the owner said "write us a yelp review", in a monumental lack of introspection as to the quality of the work. Anyway, here is the review you requested, happy to accommodate. read more