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    Neat & Noir

    4.1 (66 reviews)
    Closed 12:00 pm - 6:00 PM
    Updated 2 months ago

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    Sally L.

    First time coming to this bar and I'm a fan. What a lovely bar and it's huge. Tons an inside seating. It looks like they recently expanded this year. Super chill spot with dimmed lighting. Great for groups since they have some seatings that are for 2 people but also for larger groups. The drinks here are exceptionally! Beautiful crafted, but it's not all looks. It actually tastes good! My friend's matchatini was delicious! A great balance of matcha. My mocktail was soooo good. Just a bit too much ice but the drink itself was very good. I would order that again. Service was great, we were checked up on a few times and she was very nice. Restroom is located in an interesting area inside but is clean. It is single use restroom.

    White Lotus, Havana Mule, & Matchatini
    Sheila K.

    It's a vibe, for sure. Very aesthetic, very spacious. Plenty of seats, and it filled up nicely. We were there a little earlier than the night crowd so we had a bit of space and "quiet" time to ourselves in the back for quite some time, took our pics and whatnot. They have a lot of areas that would make for great photo ops for sure. We all ordered different drinks. White Lotus, Havana Mule, & Matchatini. I think we all unanimously agreed that the Matchatini was the best out of the bunch but they were all pretty good... the White Lotus being the strongest out of the bunch. Our waitress was very nice as well and suggested the Matchatini to the birthday girl, which she was already eyeing so that sealed the deal. I don't remember any food options on the menu, for those wondering... we had just came from dinner so that didn't matter to us but it's good to know for next time. The music... was interesting lol. Not something I'd want to listen to all the time but the DJ enjoyed himself. I hope that was just that night and not the music choice every night... Overall, we enjoyed our time here. Very cute spot for a girls night (and date night).

    Jamie L.

    stopped by on a friday night for a nightcap. the bouncer checked IDs at the door and then we were seated. flagged a waiter down to order. i had the silk road and my friend had the alchemist. both tasted good and had nice presentation, especially the alchemist. the alcohol was in a shot glass and had to be poured into the cup, at which point it changed color. a show and a drink - wowie! there was a live dj. most people were sitting, lounging and chatting while there was a small group moving, shaking and dancing. overall, a fun addition to fresno's night life scene.

    Lila G.

    A sweet addition to the ever-evolving downtown Fresno. Located on Broadway next to south of Shaw, this used to house the all natural wine bar Saint Joaquin. I'm impressed with what the owner has done with the space, he's kept the aesthetic but has elevated it and also expanded the space as well so there's more seating and wiggle room. When you walk in, you will be seated by a hostess, you can choose between a table or a booth, we chose a booth. The couch was comfortable and the girl took our drink order therefore no need to go up to the bar to order like prior. The Matchatini is their signature and for good reason. I do not know any bars offering such a cocktail. It was frothy and creamy w the right amount of sweetness and alcohol ratio. My next favorite is the Bianca- a nice spin on a classic espresso martini with notes of orange and chocolate! Unique and unlike other similar cocktail lounge offerings. Since it was 6pm we were tended to and had no long wait times. Bathroom is only a single- I can only imagine the line when it's peak hours. I would suggest expanding that since there's plenty of space to do so.

    Ivy N.

    First time here and I'm surprised it's right next to South of Shaw Brewery! I was next door for a yelp event and totally missed this spot. It's very cute and cozy but more lax on just sitting and drinking. Not really a dancing club scene. Just drinks and a chat with the girls or book club? We were in more of a hype vibe so we had one drink and dipped. The wait for the bathrooms is a bit long because it's two separate bathrooms only. Drink and dash type situation.

    Jaycee T.

    Never knew this place existed lol came for a friends birthday, they had a private room in the back which I don't recommend because you're just stuck in this closed corner with the door opened, barely hear the music and it's just away from the crowd. This place gets packed! We were there on a Thursday night. I like the chill vibe, loud music playing, lounge type feel but it got a little overwhelming. Felt crowded and hectic, if you have social anxiety I don't think this would be the place for you. I do like their drink options and the look of the place though. We were eventually moved to the front since we had about 10 plus people. I do think this would be a nice place for you and a friend to just chill and have a drink.

    Angelina

    My family and I went on a weekday to celebrate a friend's birthday. This was my first time there! First thing I seen as I was walking into the door is the bright neon sign of their business logo. As soon as you walk in, there was a bouncer who checked our IDs, he didn't really seem welcoming but the servers were lovely! We came in a party of 10+ so space wise was frustrating at first but I was satisfied that we were able to be accommodated. Remember that they do charge gratuity for big parties! Last but not least, the drinks were aesthetically pleasing. I will come back again!

    Bianca C.

    First time visiting this cute bar lounge in downtown Fresno. Met up with a group of friends for a few drinks. Service was fine nothing to rave about. Nice staff overall. Came on a night where they were playing a lot of drake, party next door vibes. Drinks were not bad, but nothing wowed us either. It's a cute vibe and very dim. Bathrooms were located in a shared hallway that has an open community style kitchen break room which was interesting. Overall clean.

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    David H.

    Had a 2 day bender here and honestly this place is cute. Went on a Saturday and Sunday and it wasn't very crowded but I really enjoyed the vibe, and overall quality of my drinks. Service was decent. I will say that the music can get loud sometimes. I honestly love when the drinks are hitting and the music adds that airy feel good energy into the room. However, at times I found myself talking very loud just to have a conversation to the people in my group. The highlight drink is their matcha martini... 10/10 You can also add alcohol to their mocktails which I did with the pumpkin matcha and it was very good. Can't wait to be back!

    Wendy F.

    Cute little place to hang out! Order your drinks at the bar and then staff will come and find you afterwards. Tables can be difficult to grab since it's first come first serve. Drinks were tasty, and decent sized. Can be really loud inside.

    Mary T.

    Wow! Nice place! The outside look already makes u want to just walk inside. Inside looks nice. Very neat, very noir lol. We went for a friends birthday and it happen to be Drake night. Love me some Drake! The music was great. They have a lot of different seating areas. Whether you're there with one friend, a date or a group, they will seat you. They check ID at the door so have that ready before u get in. We got a private room but that room was ass. It was closed off. No tv, no speaker in there and can barely hear the music. And for our big group, it definitely did not fit us all in there. Maybe like 6-8 people depending on everyone's size. They gave us the spring 2026 menu and I really like what they have to offer. A lot of the drinks sound good. They ended up moving us cus we didn't fit in there. First they kind of spread us out in two groups but still nearby cus the place was lowkey packed. Then lucky for us a group was leaving and they kindly let us know we could just sit there so now we all one big group. Service was great. I didn't have to get up at all to order a drink. They came to us. I got the riviera bloom. The drink was aesthetically pleasing.. The taste was okay. I could've went with a different drink but I wanted to try a grapefruit drink. The matchatini sounds good but my stomach wasn't feeling the best that night for that kind of drink. All the drinks we ordered looked pretty. The place is great for a chill night of choppin it up with friends and sit n dance in your seat kind of mood lol. Once we left, the line was hella long! Good thing we got there in and out at the right time!

    Tiffany R.

    We came to an event that they held (cafe con leche) and upon entering this place immediately gave off a trendy vibe. The service was a little slow but there was only one girl at first (kudos to her because she was ON IT) The drinks were really good! Coffee with alcohol? Definitely a vibe!! The atmosphere was amazing, all the people together just dancing, laughing and singing! All in all I'd love to come again!

    Priscilla M.

    I had the pleasure of visiting Neat & Noir in December where there was festive decor and holiday drinks! My partner and I got two rounds. All four were delicious craft cocktails! Loved the presentation and creativity with the four totalling to almost $80 after tax + tip. You wait at the front to be seated by a bartender, where they serve you at your table. There were only two bartenders (and no host) the night I came. We waited about 5 mins at the door, about 10 minutes before anyone came to take our order, and another 15-20 minutes before our drinks came out. Sadly, there was no water station either so we waited a while for waters. We still enjoyed the drinks but would love to see more help at this business!

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    Ej is probably the best bartenders in the 559!!! Very attentive and friendly, we will definitely be back.

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    When you come, ask for EJ! A great mixologist who knows the menu thoroughly. I can't wait to go back and try more.

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    Love the vibes and energy. The staff was amazing and provided excellent service buuut destiny is the one to have me coming back

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    Ej was the best bartender I think I've ever had. Very nice, informative, and his drinks were great!!

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    EJ took care of my wife & I and made the night fun and casual. He da man! If I go back I hope he's behind the bar

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    Love going to neat & noir. Destiny provides such great service with the drinks and she is very attentive!!

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    As a big fan of matcha I personally love the Matchatini, it's unlike any other cocktail in Fresno area.

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