I have passed this place for years and never stopped. My Hispanic friends asked be to meet them there for Cinco de Mayo, and I obliged. I know I tend to do long reviews, but I'll try to be brief. The good: This place stayed packed with a very diverse crowd. They had live music/ singing and a dj of sorts the entire time I was there. The energy from everyone was infectious the entire dining experience. The salsa was definitely freshly made, and was some of the best salsa I ever tasted. Someone's abuela is in the kitchen making that salsa. If you are a drinker, they sometimes passed by with shots for people to try. The bad: I hate to say it, but the price to portion size is out of whack. For what I paid for the dinner size of the Casador mix, I've gotten the 2 person, hot box, sizzle thingy, to share at other Mexican restaurants. I hate paying high prices for Mexican food! Don't blame me when I grew up getting 10 tacos for under $5! I was also underwhelmed with the seasoning of their meats. The ugly: The service is great, but they are truly understaffed. I could point out a number of factors of why I made that statement. That would include them only refilling my glass once, and I was there for over 2 hours. The true ugly kicker for me was that it took a half of hour just to get my bill so I could pay and leave. In gist, I would go back, but I know to expect small portions, a pricey bill, and having appetizers give a bigger flavor pop than the entrees. The chorizo cheese hit harder than my mixed plate sadly. I wish I would have taken photos of the enchiladas plates. The enchiladas looked like large flautas. Don't be stingy with your portions people! read more

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Delicious!! This place never disappoints. We tried the Antonio, and it was really tasty. The flank steak was perfectly seasoned, grilled to perfection, and topped with cheese. The beans and rice were also great. We sat at the bar and received wonderful service. Definitely a place I'd recommend! read more

Patron Grill - Happy Hour Frozen Margarita - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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I usually love what I get here but the dinner I ordered just wasnt enjoyable to me but the drinks! Man....I love the coco mana but they are pricey! $16 and it's mostly ice but the flavor is delicious. They offer queso Blanco which my son loves and the service is great. Really good for large groups and they have a ton of booth seating. read more

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Came here to eat recently & it took forever for our food to come out, But.. It never came out so we left. Monday night & it was slow.. Staff was standing around & was told is its coming... Table behind us received food before us & we were there 1st. Also, sit us next to a gross window/seal & dirty blinds. read more

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They have friendly staff, good food, and good drinks. It is also very family friendly.

won't be visiting here again. We ordered the kids taco plate and it came out raw. They tried serving my baby raw meat. Disgusting. The food was so bad, my chicken tasted like frost bite and then still charged us 20% gratuity. They automatically charge gratuity for tables of 6 and more (not uncommon) but it was 4 adults and 3 babies under the age of 2. read more

The drink Paloma was delicious. The food was yummy. Fast and friendly service. Ambiance was definitely fiesta vibes

After a long work week, I decided to come here for chips and salsa! Once I walked in we were immediately seated.To my surprise, they had a live band and tons of birthday celebrations! The music was very entertaining and welcoming to the weekend. They also had plenty of tvs with the baseball game if you are not into live music. The menu was packed with lots of options and mixed plates for anyone that likes a little bit of everything! I had the dinner cheese enchiladas as it is a Tex Mex staple. It comes with beans and rice. However, you can swap the refried for charros beans. It was delicious and fresh to order. The only reason I did not give it five stars as I have not hit a dent in trying everything on their menu. I will definitely be back for the great service and upbeat atmosphere! read more

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The service is always outstanding, they chose their staff very wisely. The atmosphere is warm and inviting with great music and friendly chatter. And the food is out of this world, especially the octopus! And don't even get me started on the quality of their skinny margaritas. We come here as often as we can and always bring home a doggy bag as portions are super generous. read more

Patron Grill - Wonderful skinny margaritas - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

We usually come here maybe 4 times a year for happy hour after work. This one I tried something different. The verde enchiladas were really good... the green sauce is tangy, not spicy, but has a really good flavor. The other was fried avocado stuffed with your choice of meat and cheese, it was surprisingly good... I was worried about the texture but it was very well done. As always the service is great and the ambience is lively and fun. No food items are on happy hour... only drinks and they are only like $1 cheaper than the real price. So we really just come for the food not the happy hour read more

Patron Grill - Tortuga Plate - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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This was my first visit as I wanted to try a different restaurant. I got their lunch enchiladas plate and it was pretty good like your usual enchiladas. But that queso in the chip bowl was everything to me. That's what I want whenever I'm wanting nachos. Just chips filled with queso lol. read more

Patron Grill - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

I must admit, I've passed by Patron Grill many times and didn't stop. I assumed any place named after a tequila was a bar with bar food. As it turns out, it is a wonderful Texas Mex restaurant with a FULL menu. The ambience is very colorful and festive. Of course, there is a full bar. They have an impressive selection of margaritas. Yet looking at the menu, Patron Grill takes its food seriously. The beef and seafood enchiladas were excellent. The complimentary red and green salsas were delicious. The chicken fajitas were moist and flavorful. All in all, whether you thirsty or hungry, Patron might be the place to checkout. read more

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Service was horrible , we were ignored so many times , food : I order chile relleno and it was raw it wasn't cooked properly so hard I took one bite that it , I got full eating chips and queso , didn't even bother to ask if I wanted to order something else. read more

Decided to try this place being that it was around the corner from where my Son has basketball practice at. The only thing good was the drink that I had which was a Dragonfruit margarita made with Patron. I ordered three tacos, two crispy ground beef and one soft with chicken. The ground meat tacos came out drenched in grease so they weren't crispy at all and the meat reminded me of Taco Bell's meat and I would say Taco Bell's tacos are better! The chicken on the soft taco was super bland, no seasoning. This place has been on the list of places to try and the only I'll come back for is the drinks. read more

I have been here 3 times already. My new go to Mexican restaurant. The food is authentic and the drinks are huge. Customer service is great! They are very friendly and professional. read more

Patron Grill - Margarita. - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

We went in yesterday we got the duo guac and queso appetizer the queso was not melted and thick consistency we returned it since it was not edible. we also got the the 1 person Molcajete beef fajita was chewy no flavor not good in my opinion chicken fajita was really good, also the flour tortillas were not best quality regular out the bag tortillas, we got the charro beans they were hard and not completely cooked all the way the rice was good and the black beans. Salsa and chips were good also but wouldn't be my first choice for Mexican if I had a taste for it, they'd do better if someone payed more attention to those details. Overall customer services was excellent and our waitress was accommodating and apologetic about the queso, atmosphere and music was good as well. read more

I've lived in this area since 1994 and just recently tried this restaurant. I love the atmosphere, food and service. My favorite dish is the street tacos with beef fajita. The prices are very good also. If I had to include improvement it would be to fix the door hinge on the women's restroom door, repair the soap dispenser and install flying insect lights. read more

The whole place was very nice and cute!!! The customer service was good as well. Their red salsa is AMAZING and comes out warm. The prices were not bad. And the food tasted really good as well!! read more

Food and drinks are really good. Our server was nice and attentive as well. The ambiance is appealing. 1st time here and will definitely be going back. read more

Patron Grill - Pineapple Margarita - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Just turned the octopus meal into fajitas with grilled onions. All I can say is.....outstanding!!!

Been driving by this place for quite a while and finally had a chance to try it and I'm very happy I did cause it was great. They do not skimp on the amount of food you get. I had the burrito subrossa and it was a very hearty burrito. I'll be going back when I can. read more

This is the first sit down restaurant I've been to for some time and they did a great job. The food was hot, full if flavor, and most importantly brought to us quickly. The service was polite, speedy, and helpful. Atmosphere is bright, cheerful, and clean! read more

Patron Grill - Crispy beef tacos - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Very good drinks, chips and salsa. Food is inexpensive and you portions are large. Nice lunch spot. read more

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Amazing service!! The food was amazing and very delicious. The vibe was great and homey. It was pretty speedy considering it was Father's Day and it was packed! read more

The food was great The service was great Been here a few times before and it's always a great place to eat when you're in the mood for Tex-Mex read more

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Prompt service. Food good. All staff friendly. Checked on table quite often for refills or if we needed anything.

The service was great and super fast. We had a very large group of 25 and all the food was ordered together and came out together in less than 10 min. Our appetizer was great and on the table before the server even finished taking everyone's order. My seafood stuffed Chile relleno was delicious and more than I could finish. Warm salsa was so good I think I filled up on it. My traditional margarita was a little watery but all the drinks did come out together. Will come here again when in town. read more

Don't let the 3.3 stars fool you. My wife and I stopped off for lunch and couldn't be more satisfied. The food (beef Fajitas Enchiladas) was awesome. The wait staff was great, and the restaurant had a great clean atmosphere. We will definitely be back. There were so many things we wanted to try. They even have a $9.99 brunch buffet we want to try. Give this place a try. You won't be disappointed. read more

We waited 10 minutes before drink orders was taken. 5 minutes later the waitress comes over to her surprise the drinks had not come out. She walks over to the waiter points over at our table. 3 minutes later the drinks appear. The waiter sits down the drinks and walks away. There was no apology offered and he didn't ask if we were ready to order. He walked by our table again...he said nothing!! read more

Every time I come here I stand in front waiting to be seated and waiters pass by and stand there chatting and don't even aknowledge us or make an effort to get the host/hostess (who should've been there to begin with). Other than that, the food is pretty good and the service at the table is good. read more

Stopped by for lunch with husband and friends. We ordered chicken fajita quesadillas which I didn't care for. No seasoning on meat. Husband got fajitas and it was a small portion. Overall we weren't impressed. read more

This place is super mid! Came for dinner to celebrate my 9 year wedding anniversary after horseback riding. We were drenched from the storm and really didn't want to eat inside after riding horses but they said we couldn't which is fine. We had a decent server, food was mid, tortillas were not made from scratch and everything was tomato based. We paid our server in cash, told him to keep the change and YALL when we got outside 3 big backs came out running behind us asking us if we PAID . My husband told them yes and to check with our server and these people proceeded to take pictures of us and our vehicle and be very disturbing in front of a restaurant full of people. We were so embarrassed because why would we not pay after getting served . Just wanted to grab dinner real quick and it we were treated horrible by the staff. I didn't know paying in cash was a bad thing these days smh read more

Yelp deleted my first attempt at reviewing this new Mexican restaurant, so let me try again. I love coming to new restaurants in the wasteland I call Humble, especially one location only places. Well, they're not one location only since they have a few other locations, as stated on their menu. They took the place of the long gone Black-Eyed Pea, which I actually never ate at. Patron Grill has the typical Tex-Mex entrees, appetizers, seafood, fajitas, combos, presidential (grilled platters) and even a decent selection of desserts. The menu also includes ceviche (tilapia) and baked potato halves with a load of toppings, a la TGI Friday's. Another interesting note is they also serve two after dinner mixed drinks, which you don't see very often. The decor is a mix between Texas rustic and Mexican themed. Lunch specials range from 5.99-9.99, with the beef fajitas reasonably priced at 7.99. I ordered the beef fajitas, my customary dish when trying a new Mexican spot and had a fairly satisfying meal. The fajitas come with grilled onions, Mexican rice, charro beans, pico and guac. On the comal are a lemon wheel and a lime wedge. The tortillas were just average tasting, and not homemade. The beef fajita meat itself is a reddish color when cooked, I'm guessing from the marinade they use. Whatever it is, the beef is fairly tasty and I thought the meal was a good value. This may be the only Tex-Mex restaurant where the chips and salsa came to the table AFTER the entree, but I don't think that is the norm here. They serve a warm red and a green salsa. Both their red salsa and the charro beans have a fair amount of black pepper in them. Neither salsa was spicy by any means. Decent service from the bartender and waitress working the bar area. Happy hour is all day Thursday and everyday from 11-6. No excuse not to grab a discounted alcoholic beverage. Their HH discounts the margaritas and the beers. I think they will do well since their prices are reasonable and location is pretty good too. read more

Patron Grill - Lunch beef fajitas - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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The Birra tacos are on point! This is in my groups Sunday brunch rotation... Cant go wrong with any of their tacos.. try the spicy mango shrimp as appetizer ... and they have a margarita sampler board for tequila fans... give it a go one of the better Mexican food spots in Humble... read more

This restaurant was a nice find. I came here for dinner and drinks with a friend. I would have given them four stars but our waitress kept trying to rush us to order. I didn't understand why she was so impatient. She was personable at all. The food was DELICIOUS! Oh my goodness, the refried beans were seasoned to the T! The rice was very good. I ordered Tacos Al Carbon and they were good. The only downside was it came out literally like two minutes after we ordered. The tortillas were OKAY. Would I come here again, sure. read more

Patron Grill - Chicken quesadilla. - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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Wonderful food, good service, fantastic margaritas and a great atmosphere. I love the stuffed avocado with fajita beef and a cheese enchilada! read more

don't understand why they don't have 5 stars never had. a bad experience best Mexican food I've had in a long time the ambiance is superb and service always quick fajitas is the best around read more

Food good! But how the manager on duty having tequila shots with guests. This may be a practice for this company but how. read more

Patron Grill - a man and a woman sitting at a bar - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

Great stop for lunch with a big group of friends. Attentive and friendly service,and great margaritas served with perfect timing to go with such good food. There are 2 large dining areas, enjoyable decor, and a large, separate bar area. Great Happy Hour, and events here, so check out their Facebook page. The portions are generous, and everything we had was delicious. It is so nice to find a restaurants that clearly values their customers. We'll be back soon! read more

Patron Grill - Love the fajitas; plenty to share. - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

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The food is ok atmosphere is nice service good also but not coming back. I had enchiladas and husband had Acapulco plate