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    Real Tequila

    3.4 (68 reviews)
    ModerateMexican
    Closed 11:00 am - 9:00 pm

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    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Good for groups
    Outdoor seating
    Good for kids

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    Mike S.

    I really don't care to wright poor reviews, but this food had zero flavor across the board. Living in Edmonds, I feel a little spoiled by Omar's and Las Brisas Volcan. However, if you are to serve up some Mexican food anywhere in the World, I'd expect it to be tasty, with the flavors of your hometown, this was crap. I'd recommend you visit any other establishment in the vicinity. I tasted the rice, beans, enchilada, and the tamale, the beans tasted like beans, how do you screw beans up? Everything else tasted like nothing, or it all tasted the same, not one thing stood out. The best thing I came across here was their water, it did not disappoint as it was wet and cold. On a positive note the manager did not charge me for my meal, as I hardly touched it. Kinda sad.

    The three taco meal. It was lackluster.
    Kim M.

    What Is Going On With This Place!??? Omg.. This was my final attempt to have a nice experience here. There is Nothing to come back for. Let's start with the filthy menus. They are farming bacteria. The cocktail menu is filthy with old chunks and stuff smeared on it. Something I expect from Chucky Cheese. The salsa AGAIN. If you don't want hot, then you get tomato purree water with some onions and a hint of cilantro, but don't expect that until after your meal comes, even though there was time to stand around. The long island Ice tea, lol. It's advertised as vodka, gin, and rum and triple sec. It was pretty much sweet and sour with ice. I asked if there were 2 1/2 shots in there and he shrugged with false confidence, " oh,there's a lot of that stuff in there." Dinner was ok. Nothing to write home about. Your traditional American Mexican food. Nothing genuine. The Worst lazy Mexican food. No special spices or recipe or anything. No bells or whistles. The tacos needed salsa or something saucy because the shredded ice berg was loaded on pretty thick . I asked yet Again for the salsa. I didn't eat much as it was mostly onion and tomatoe water. At the end she asked me, somewhat curtly, if I didn't like salsa. I stuttered, and said, well no, it was all onion and I didn't get it until the end of my meal The service is short of good. Sparse in fact. They were not busy (yes, on taco Tuesday @dinner o'clock they were not busy). They have no enthusiasm. The cocktails are mostly a mixer. The menus are farming bacteria. Bring hand sanitizer. Go to taco bell.

    Veggie enchiladas.

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    Stopped here on the way to the ferry.. The burritos are SO GOOOD!! Very COVID safe drive-thru too!

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    6 years ago

    Yum-o. Nothing super special as Mexican goes but you will not be disappointed and the service is great.

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    Very delicious, the food is always amazing every time I go. Definitely the best Mexican in Anacortes.

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    Our go-to restaurant for Mexican food in Anacortes. Good food, nice people, decent prices.

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