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    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Pulled pork plate and loaded brisket fries

    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole

    4.1(26 reviews)
    0.5 mi

    11/10! My husband and I stopped here when we rolled into town and loved it. The server (a super…read moresweet lady with short hair) was really helpful and attentive. The food was SO good and filling, and honestly really affordable for how much food you're getting!! They had a great selection of beer and non alcoholic beer as well, which is a huge bonus when you don't drink alcohol but want a cold beer with yummy food. The ambience was also just chill/cosy. Our new favorite place to eat when we visit Bingen!

    One of the worst restaurant experiences of my life. The tables are so close together my 2 year old…read morehad to squeeze into our table. We sat down and got drinks after 15 mins of waiting. Never had a refill offered the entire time there nor did anyone around us. We got up to pay for drinks and leave that's food when our food came out and hour later. So, it was thrown in To-go boxes, no bag, no utensils, no paper towels, the pulled pork sandwiches were burnt on the bottom bun and cold and stale on the top bun. The meat was dry and cold, the sandwich had mayo even though the waitress told us it did not also the menu didn't show mayo in the ingredient list. The Mac and cheese was old mush looked like it was a week old. The waitress was on her phone and the cook just looked like he had nothing to do. Won't ever go back there.

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    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Outside vibe

    Outside vibe

    Murphy’s Family Watering Hole - Brisket, smoked mac n cheese, coleslaw and cornbread.

    Brisket, smoked mac n cheese, coleslaw and cornbread.

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    KickStand Coffee & Kitchen - Banh Mi street tacos

    KickStand Coffee & Kitchen

    4.4(395 reviews)
    2.7 mi
    $$

    Great drinks! Great patio! Great vegetarian options! AND a band! A highlight of our trip. Highly…read morerecommend the tofu sopes and Beach Cruiser. Dog friendly patio!

    There's always something with this place! So, tonight, after a 10 hour shift on a Sunday, I catch…read moreup to a birthday party in progress for my youngest girl's day care provider, who just turned 60. I'm over an hour late. Everyone else is already finishing up their drinks and meals. Wanting just one drink after a long day, I head to the bar! My wife asks me to get her one too. Here's where it gets bizarre. Kickstand has a bar...well, it looks like a bar. But what I found out is that it's just for looks because it doesn't act like a bar. I thought ordering two cocktails and paying for my drinks would be easy, like it is at every bar in town. But the bartender, I mean employee standing behind a bar, asked if I was with the large group. I stated, "yes, I was." Then she proceeded to tell me that the drinks would be on someone's tab. But I showed up late...I don't know what's happening. I don't know who's paying for the "tab". I just wanted to buy two drinks and walk away. But that wasn't allowed at Kickstand. Then another employee walks up and attempts to take my drink order. Super confused, I tell her the employee standing behind the bar just took my drink order. And then we proceeded down the tab conversation again. The second employee said because "we" were a party of 8 or more, I couldn't pay for my own drinks and I they would have to put it on the party's tab. But again, I don't know who owns the tab. If it was the woman having the birthday, I didn't want to add to her bill...on her birthday. Then they suggested I "could just Venmo" the party girl. No! I want to just order two drinks and have Kickstand take my money. Why wouldn't they just take my money?! The place was dead tonight, other than the 5 or so small daycarel families, sitting at their own tables, that made up the "party". I canceled my drink order and walked away out of protest and principal. When asked if I was with the big party, I should have said no I guess. Lesson leaned for next time, if there is a next time. Kickstand, you're so difficult and frustrating!!

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    KickStand Coffee & Kitchen - Inside

    Inside

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    pFriem Family Brewers

    pFriem Family Brewers

    4.1(1.1k reviews)
    2.2 mi
    $$
    Private events
    Live music

    Service, food, ambience it's great! The BEER QUALITY 100 %…read moremy favorite brewery. IPA lover. Please add your chicken and waffle to your daily menu, BEST I ever had!!!!

    2.5 Decided to try…read morepFriem due to the large amount of reviews and high rating. We sat outside because who doesn't want to sit outside when able. I was very disappointed with our waiter. He had no personality, no polite comment or conversation and even seemed annoyed when asked how his day was going. I asked to substitute the feta cheese with a different cheese offered on the menu and his initial response was we can't do that. He then asked if I had an allergy which I did not but expressed feta was a cheese not to my liking. He asked me what I would want if my request was unable to be met and I expressed being unsure. As he walked away my thought was did they pre make the salads? He did return saying they are able to change the cheeses. The cherry salad was amazing the combination of flavors switching out the feta with a smoked Gouda I believe even added to the overall salad. I added the chicken to my salad and was completely surprised that the chicken was dark meat which was not noted. I have never been given dark meat when adding chicken it has always been white meat (chicken breast). I won't have added the chicken had I known this as I don't enjoy dark meat. However the salad was good the cherries, picked onions candied pistachios and vinaigrette was light and refreshing. The French fries were fabulous - fresh cut, crispy, salty with a tasty aioli sauce. They were finger licking good.

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    pFriem Family Brewers
    pFriem Family Brewers

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    Riverside - Fried Calamari

    Riverside

    3.9(510 reviews)
    1.4 mi
    $$$

    I ate at this restaurant twice while staying at the hotel in March and April, once for dinner and…read moreonce for breakfast. Both meals were great. Service was prompt, and the restaurant atmosphere is very pleasant. It's kind of funny because you'll have people in suits having a business meeting over dinner, and other regular hotel guests just dining casually in t-shirts and jeans. On both occasions, I was dining with another family member. When we were there for dinner, we were having a really hard time deciding what to order, and our server let us know that there was a 2-for deal going on for some of the pastas. Each of us had been considering a pasta, so that solved that problem! Both were delicious, and we had leftovers to take home. When we were there for breakfast, I was feeling adventurous and ordered the lox and bagel, which I've only had a very basic version of one other time. It was soooo good, and very filling. Several other options on the breakfast menu also sounded really good, but I'm glad I went with this for the experience. I'd definitely eat here again if/when I stay in the hotel again. Since there's no free breakfast offered by the hotel, they give you vouchers for the restaurant, so you can get a pretty good deal on a meal.

    I'd give Riverside Restaurant a solid 4.5 stars based on our breakfast visit…read more I ordered the chilaquiles, and they were excellent, flavorful, still pleasantly crunchy where they should be, and just a really strong version of the dish. Definitely the standout of the table for me. Service was friendly and expedient, which I always appreciate in the morning when everyone is trying to get caffeinated and out the door. My companions ordered the protein bowl, which was a hearty mix of grains and grilled vegetables with your choice of tofu or egg. It leaned a little bland flavor-wise, but it did exactly what it needed to do: provided a filling, healthy base for a full day of activity in Hood River. Not every dish was a knockout, but overall it was a very solid breakfast spot with fair pricing at about $18 per dish.

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    Riverside - Peach salad with Salmon

    Peach salad with Salmon

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    Full Sail Brew Pub - This lunch special was amazing!!! Soup with a caprese sandwich? Delish.

    Full Sail Brew Pub

    4.1(824 reviews)
    2.2 mi
    $$

    Went to dinner here with family this spring and had a great time. Service was a smidge slow just…read morebecause we were there at peak dinner time (it's also kind of a small space and thus was a little crowded), but it wasn't too bad. The food was delicious; each of us ordered something different and everyone was very happy with their meal. I got the salmon fish and chips, and it was SO good. I'm so used to fish and chips being made with cod or other white fish, so this was a fun change. Despite being a pub, this place is family-friendly. The kid's menu was perfect for my little nephew, and my sister was very pleased with the quality of his burger meat and the fact that you can sub fries for veggie sticks for kiddos. You don't see that sort of thing very often. We had a great time!

    After picking cherries in the neighborhood, my husband and I decided to stop here for a quick meal…read morebefore heading back to our home. My husband has been here before but it was my first time. I was craving a burger and this place does not disappoint. The burger patty was thick and juicy and cooked to perfection. The cheddar cheese and bacon on the burger made it next level. My husband really enjoyed his burger and beer as well. When we arrived, there was indoor and outdoor seating available. We decided to sit inside, please be aware that it might be a bit cold depending where the air vent is located in conjunction to where you're sitting. The service was okay. My husband ordered his burger with bacon but it didn't come with bacon. However, we were charged for the bacon on his burger.

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    Full Sail Brew Pub - Dinning room.

    Dinning room.

    Full Sail Brew Pub - Salmon Fish & Chips

    Salmon Fish & Chips

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    Broder Øst - Nordic Pancake balls served with Lingonberry compote and lemon curd!

    Broder Øst

    4.4(416 reviews)
    2.1 mi
    $$

    We had planned a stop at Hood River as a fuel-stop and found this place as a nearby restaurant…read moreserving an early breakfast. Serendipity is so wonderful! Street parking, right next to the Mt. Hood Hotel (part of it?). Lovely decor, outside tables were set up but a little too chilly that morning. Loved the large bar and small tables setup with an inside set of booths. Friendly and warm service, coffee was served in glass mugs, felt like home :) We ordered the trout hash and the onion+mushroom hash. Both were unique and delicious! Served with warm walnut bread, just delightful! Highly recommend a stopover if driving through or even stopping for a hike at the nearby falls.

    What a great find. Stopped for a Sunday brunch on a beautiful sunny drive home from Portland. On…read moreMain stream so was worried about parking, but luckily found a spot fairly close. Ordered based on previous reviews and it so worked out. Had great fluffy Danish pancakes, look like donut holes but tastes like the fluffiest pancakes. And both the lemon curd and the lingonberry jam were outstanding. We also had the fruit fritters and baked eggs and sausage which was also great. Overall not a bad bite to be had. The place was busy and fairly crowded and loud, which was OK, but if you are looking for quiet and relaxing, this is not the place for you.

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    Broder Øst - Hotel next door connected

    Hotel next door connected

    Broder Øst - The Just Burger! Thick and Juicy!

    The Just Burger! Thick and Juicy!

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