A very hard restaurant to give a 1-5 star rating to, but I think that makes it precisely the kind of restaurant that needs a detailed review.
I went to Captain's Boil with a coworker today for lunch. As other reviews seem to agree, the food was very good. We each had crab legs (he had snow crab and I had king crab), and they were fresh, tender, moist, cooked just right. And even the marinades, which were kind of different than I was used to, were very tasty.
But the experience overall was . . . odd.
Generally the good: This is casual seafood, focusing on crab, crawfish, shrimp, shellfish, etc. Great for kids (everyone gets a bib with a cute sailor shirt print on it). In Vancouver, it's a welcome addition, where it's tough to go somewhere and just get some messy crab legs without all the cloth napkins frills. And the price was generally okay -- snow crab legs were $19.95/lb, which is not bad. They also have seafood fried rice, fish and chips, etc, all of which looked tasty at other tables.
The things to be prepared for:
- It's not clear at all from the menu how dishes are served. If you order the crab, shrimp, or crawfish, that's literally exactly and only what you get: boiled in a thick greasy marinade, served in a nested pair of big plastic bags (the outer one for the shells? -- that's what we used it for anyway) and unceremoniously plopped down on the table in front of you. No plate, no silverware to speak of, just crab legs. They gave us a little cup with a pair of scissors and a metal lobster cracker in them. They reluctantly gave us a second pair of scissors and a fork when we begged, but it was clear they thought this was unreasonable. They expect you to manage everything with your hands, directly on the butcher paper tablecloth. I've done this kind of thing at weekend backyard crawfish boils in Texas while wearing shorts and an old t-shirt and drinking beer, but totally didn't expect it on a weekday wearing work clothes. With the plastic bags, I couldn't quite shake the feeling I was eating out of the garbage or something.
- If you want rice, fries, literally anything other than the crab or shrimp or whatever, you need to order it a la carte. We ordered some steamed rice. It came much later. In a flimsy plastic bowl with a plastic spoon. There's a menu item that's a bit of a combo with fried rice and some mixed seafood, and from other tables that clearly looked like the way to go. If nothing else, I think it's the only way to get an actual plate if you want one.
- Further to the lack of plate, I'm pretty certain this is the single messiest meal I've ever had in my entire life. The crab/shrimp/crawfish are prepared Chinese-style, totally doused in the marinade. An oily marinade chock full of bright red chili powder. Even with plastic bib, plastic gloves, and lots of paper towels, it gets EVERYWHERE. It was on the table, on the floor, all over our gloves, INSIDE our gloves, on the roll of paper towels. Do not wear your best clothes here. In fact, you know that ugly sweatshirt you wore when painting the hallway? Yeah, wear that. If you have kids, just get one of those David Vetter "Boy in the Bubble" deals for them or something. They're going to be a disaster after this. Cracking crab shells is a messy business on the best of days, but when the outside of the crab legs is totally covered in bright red oily stuff, there are going to be casualties. (It's very good, though. Did I mention that? It really tastes terrific. But holy cow, it's messy. I can't emphasize this enough.)
- The service is negligent at best and surly at worst. They seemed impatient with our questions ("Does this come with any sides, or we have to order them separately?"). They were definitely resentful of our requests (fork to eat the crab meat from the hip joint parts, second cracker and scissors so we each had one). Our cups of water were never, ever, refilled. When it was time to get the bill, we practically had to trip someone to get her attention.
- This is NOT the place to take your environmentalist friend. SO MUCH PLASTIC. Disposable plastic bibs and gloves were kind of understandable. The disposable plastic cups for drinks were not. Or the disposable plastic bowls for rice. Or the disposable plastic spoons to eat the rice. This wasn't McDonalds -- this was a $20-$40 seafood dinner. At least the fork was (inscrutably?) metal, but we were only allowed one for the table. Overall, the amount of paper and plastic we left on the table at the end of the meal could have filled a small landfill on its own.
At any rate, that's what you need to know. The crab was really good, but I'm just not sure if I could eat it again. Too much mess and effort. Someone at a nearby table had ordered the fish & chips "side" as his lunch, served in a tidy little wicker basket, and I was honestly jealous at how low-maintenance it seemed compared to my crab lunch. At the very least, go for the combo meal so you can get a real plate. read more