We were looking for a little late night fun and this seemed to fit the bill. The club was cute and the service was good. The drinks were priced fairly and I got a bouns drink because the waitress knocked my drink not once but twice..not much sloshed out, and both missed me- I joked with her that she'd started the party before us...she laughed and assured me she had not, she comped me a second round though I told her it was ok. The show was good, but a bit more amature than we had hoped for and my husband commented that the girls had a bit more body art than he cared for, especially since they were going for that 1940's sex symbol look. All in all it was an enjoyable evening and I would say it's worth attending at least once. read more

The Clocktower Cabaret - Any where that has noise makers & classic cocktails has got to be fun! - Bars Near Me - Denver, Colorado

Ok, I went for the burlesque show for my bachelorette party (The night of the Democratic Convention, as it turns out, lol). It was absolutely fabulous. The bartender is one of the friendliest people, and of course, I got dragged out onstage since I was the "lucky" lady for a burlesque lesson. Wild amounts of fun, the staff is absolutely wonderful, you won't regret going to a show. The audience is not only encouraged to be loud and obnoxious, but the loudest, most obnoxious tables often get joined by staff members, who continue the craziness. Have fun! :D read more

Brought an out of town friend to a show, as I've been led to believe Lannie's is a Denver tradition. We had a great time - the show was funny, well done, and all in all I feel like we got a good value for our tickets. The only thing I'm knocking off a star for is their drink prices. If you list champagne bottles on your menu, they should either be bottles, or clearly noted as splits. Otherwise, the drinks were tasty, service was friendly and responsive, and the show was great. I'll definitely be back. read more

Dark Pleasures is the show to see at the Clocktower this Halloween season! I have been to numerous cabarets and burlesque shows and this is by far the best show I have ever seen. Dark, sexy, and enticing, this show will have you leaving dazzled and amazed while still wanting more. read more

Went here on a Friday night as I had a friend in from out of state. Talk about a way to impress an out of town guest! We had SUCH a fun time. As this was our first time there we didn't know to make reservations ahead of time so got only semi-decent seats but still had a fabulous time! Tixs are cheap considering the show has so many acts and the atmosphere was great! The waitstaff was busy but friendly the whole time! I have recommended the cabaret to everyone I know and can't wait to go back. read more

Hit or miss depending on the show. I would give the demented divas 5 stars- hilarious, awesome, must see, I could go on. Naughty pierre would only get 2 stars-cheesy, low budget, 2 out of 10 acts were really good. I found service hit or miss as well. Some staff excellent, others crappy. Cool location in the historic clocktower and good for groups. But when you leave you find yourself on the 16th Street mall, which is, well you know. ..... read more

This was our first cabaret show and we had a blast. Naughty Pierre was hilarious and the girls were beautiful and talented. Well worth the $20 admission price. We already had our dinner, but I had the Pommery Bubbly which actually even at $13 sounded pricey, was a good deal because the little bottles offered close to two glasses each. Come with an open mind and a sense of humor and it is guaranteed fun! read more

This place is great!! Fun, sexy, funny, and intimate. A must attend for amyone looking for burlesque.

This is such a hidden gem! Great for a girls night out, or if you happen to be walking by and wanting something to do on a late night. The entertainment is awesome, and the cocktails are delicious! read more

I'm taking the middle ground on my review because the shows are wonderful. We have seen patsy decline, the drag queen cabaret and drag queen bingo. I always always enjoy the entertainment but the wait staff is atrocious! They are so unbearably slow I can't believe it. I would make sure to eat before you get there because even their pre made cheesecake took 30 min to arrive. The drinks are expensive considering you get a short bar glass filled to the brim with ice with a few sips of whatever drink you order and you are lucky if a waitress comes back to check in on you for a second round. read more

A place to make a lot of new friends ! Each show is showered with an openness of social adventure and excitement! Every artist in the show has a wonderfull way of dazzling and entertainment. Say hello at Midnight Martini's late show! Give an extra shout to Naughty Pierre's Cabaret! read more

Lannie's is a chilled, loungy environment with an atmosphere reminescent of old school Jazz itself. The decor is fabulous but still warm. The lighting fixtures are unique and like pieces of art. The music is great and although the service was slow, it wasn't annoying b/c everything slowed down once we entered this timeless musical haven. read more

One of the best-kept secrets in Denver - I think most locals don't realize that there is a club in the basement of the iconic clocktower on 16th street. They do some amazing, small shows here...possibly the best blues venue in town, burlesque, and they also do drag shows (fun stuff when you get tired of the same old bar scene). Buy tickets in advance if possible, they do sell out. read more

I always have a really great time here. I take my friends when they need a little cheering up & it quickly puts a smile back on their faces. It is a luxurious room and they serve great drinks. Treat yourself to a martini, you deserve it! read more

We enjoyed a couples night at Lannie's! The 11pm show was a riot. Fannie Spankings & her side kick were awesome hosts! The venue is unique and sexy. There was lots of variety throughout the show. (Including a wasted bachelorette from the audience) The ladies were very entertaining. Tons of fun. read more

I went with a group of friends to last night's comedy revue. It was my first time at Lannie's and I really enjoyed the venue. The service was great - very friendly and not at all rushed, considering there appeared to be one server for the entire crowd - and the show itself was great. Pierre is great at keeping the energy high and the laughs coming. Alicia Jacobs and Bob Meddles did the best standup and I'd definitely return to see either of them. read more

We went to a burlesque show for a friends birthday I must say it was different so there's quite a few good dancers I just think that maybe we shouldn't of went to such a Late Show. Also there was no waiting area so we had to find somewhere to hang out for like an hour before the show started plus I thought the commentator kind of made rude comments I think it could have been better but I guess I really can't complain the tickets were $35 read more

This place has all the ambiance + atmosphere you could ask for! Situated in the basement of the Daniels + Fisher Clocktower, the space operates as a cabaret and puts on burlesque shows + midnight variety shows, one of which I attended for my birthday. My boyfriend and I definitely enjoyed ourselves while watching a belly dancer, a magician, contortionists and more. I think it's perfect for a girl's night out, a bachelorette party, or any other fun special occasion. read more

FANTASTIC! We attended the comedy and burlesque variety night on a Thursday. A 2 hour show - I was worried that it would be too long and not keep my attention but boy was I wrong! I didnt want it to end! A spectacular showcase of traditional burlesque - yet with a modern twist. Great music, lighting and production and also loved the variety of girls and numbers with their unique costumes. I would recommend this show to anyone who appreciates good entertainment and wants to find something different to do in Denver. A great date night! read more

I saw Lannie's show with my friends. She was amazing and enchanting. The perfect night with friends or a significant other. We had the best time!! read more

Naughty Pierres's Burlesque Show exceeded my expectations.

Lots of fun! Cool place & great service! Will definitely go again!

What a great time! We went on a weeknight for a friend's birthday and had a blast. It was my first time there, but will definitely go back again and again. The drinks were pretty typical downtown prices. The entertainment was incredible. I laughed my ass off! My birthday friend is from New York and said she would love to come back here for a show. read more

Naughty Pierre is even more juvenile than I had been warned. I love the burlesque, I just find Pierre to distract from the show rather than add to it. What I really love at Lannie's is the comic and band night they used to have. The venue is gorgeous, intimate, and romantic. The staff is good, the food is good, and the drink menu is great. read more

Lannie's is pretty cool and a great idea for a fun night out with friends. We went to the talent show and it was very entertaining.

This was painful to sit through and even more painful to pay $40 to watch a bunch of amateurs "perform"

I love this place. I've been on a couple occasions, but my favorite has to be the Naughty Pierre show. He's just hilarious. The seating and ambiance are very comfortable, and the show makes you feel included no matter your background. You'll hear jokes, see gorgeous women and men of all shapes, colors, and sizes dancing, hear musicians, etc. My girlfriends took me here for my bachelorette party, and I actually got to dance onstage with some of the girls. It was mortifying at first, but the girls were so sweet and helpful and the audience really got into supporting me that I ended up having a blast. read more

I have nearly the same exact review for Lanny's as Tara B.! My bachelorette party was at Lanny's with the Demented Divas and it was the BEST bachelorette party ever, and I'm not saying that just because it was mine! We had seats right up front, they accommodated our huge group, and the waiters were awesome to us! During the middle of the show, I was taken on stage with two other people for a blind-folded banana eating contest and it went...well...I guess I can leave that up to you to image what happened, but you can definitely say I won! Well, there wasn't really any competition (literally). I had some much fun and hope to go back there soon! read more

Amazing fun for boys and girls! Most original entertainment in town! We took our girlfriend here for her 35th bday and went to see Naughty Pierre's Burlesque show. It wasn't tacky ... the dancing was classy, but bawdy. And the staff made sure to call just enough attention to our birthday girl to make her blush, but not to totally embarrass her! We had so much fun and I can't wait to take my husband soon for our anniversary! read more

I always loved the clock tower located on the 16th street mall for it's beauty and it's establishment as a Denver landmark, but now I have one more reason to love it-The CABARET! I decided to go to the late night burlesque show for my 26th birthday and it did not disappoint. The Cabaret is located in the basement of the tower, it is a small and intimate setting. We were seated right up front by the MC of the night--Naughty Pierre---LOVE HIM. He always stayed in character and introduced the many talented and beautiful burlesque dancers. Fanny Spankings the other MC of the night, was beautiful and a fantastic dancer. The thing that topped it off for me is that they took time during the show to wish Happy Birthday to each person celebrating in the room. Tickets were twenty dollars and I recommend buying early because the cabaret is small and it fills up fast on the weekends! ENJOY. read more

My boyfriend and I went to Naughty Pierre's Comedy and Burlesque show and it was the most fun we had had in a long time! A blast! The dancers are freakin talented and beautiful. The other performers were quite good too. Pierre will make you laugh til you cry. He is bawdy and politically incorrect- I love it! Well worth the ticket price. The decor and atmosphere is like being transported to another place and time- beautiful. read more

Went to my sisters wedding at this venue and was in awe! It must be one of the best wedding settings I have ever seen! The staff was on point ... It may not be that big of a place but it definitely is the spot for some of the best scenery and memories! read more

We went for a bachelorette party and had a blast. We say naughty Pierre's show and it had a lot of variety of acts. Very fun environment and lots of different types of people at the show. Drinks and dessert available to order cocktails are about $10.. Really neat clock tower right in downtown Denver. read more

This show has really gone downhill in the past few years. mediocre performers and senseless "headliners" They seem to let literally anyone on that stage these days. The performers are hideous, and not entertaining. its overpriced and inferior to other local shows. At best the Lannie's Burlesque show is superbly over-rated. read more

The wife and I went to the L'estrange Mengerarie. It was our first visit, and we had a great time. More silly than sexy, it was a good mix of humor, camp, some pretty impressive acrobatics and debauchery. I doubt this will be our last visit. read more

I had the greatest time! I was helping out with a friend's bachelorette party and picked this place because it was quirky. Everyone in the group was gettting a little tired and then we got to Lannie's...everyone had a ball. I couldn't stop singing and clapping. Everyone had a great time, I definitely recommend it if you're planning a bachelorette party. read more

My husband and friends surprised me with a trip to Lannie's on my birthday. I am a huge fan of burlesque, and this night's performers showed the true range and individuality of the Burly dancer, and really captured the essence of burlesque's sexy-but-not-too-serious attitude. I loved the intimate theatre setting with its red velvet and Victorian Chandeliers. Once I remarked to a friend that it reminded me of walking into Disneyland for grown-ups. Everything has an air of fun and glamour. The performers all seemed to enjoy their work; the cocktail servers were friendly and, though busy, we were never for want of attention. Suffice to say the evening was a true delight. read more

My wife and I have always been big fans of Lannie's and decided finally to check-out her place. A major dissappointment this past Saturday, 9/10/2011. We won't return. We discovered the 80's ladies night and I felt the performers were straight from a sorority/fraternity amatuer night. The burlesque was not embarrassing at all, but the talent as a whole was extremely weak. Not at all in the league of the Lannie Garrett we've seen perform at various venues in the past. read more

After reading the real reviews, I know mine will be quite lame. However, I have only been to Lannie's once--on a sunday night early, for a benefit put on by a group of professionals. Not top notch entertainment--professonals trying to be entertaining. But I got enough of a look to know that this is a gorgeous little nightclub and that by gosh, I want to go back for a date. The drinks were good and the ambiance was fascinating. I can't wait for my next smokin' night out, whatever the act. read more

I really enjoyed this place! It is dark, intimate, and definitely a good date destination. We went to see "Fannie Spankings' "Off The Clock" Late Night Burlesque" and had a blast. Pierre and Fannie are top notch emcees for the event and had us laughing and clapping the whole time. We sat at a table in the front row right in front of the stage. I cannot review the food or alcoholic beverages because all we had were soft drinks but the entertainment was fantastic. I am looking forward to attending other shows here - I will definitely be back. read more