Guys I know it has been a while, and I know that we joke around a lot. But, this is no laughing matter. This was the worst dining experience we have ever had and we've been all across Connecticut and Vermont (Yes two states no explanation).
Ok seriously guys, WHO WAS OUR SERVER? Can we hit their vape? (Who? anyone of the blonde teenagers from downstairs) When our food came it smelt Miami Mint.
Let's paint the picture. My Girlfriend 21 Female Skinny (Single?) had not eaten all day!!!!!!! Lord knows she was PISSED. We head over to our usual bartaco Hi John! and begin worrying it might be a long wait for this delicious food... that we hold so dearly.
Tensions were high, stomachs were grumbling. We swallowed our pride and headed over to an American joint cant be that bad right? WRONG. SO SO WRONG! Immediately we are brought up to the roof top, thought it would be something romantic to rekindle our spark. Guess what, WRONG AGAIN. We're gonna need two cokes, oh wait where is our server? Greening out in the bathroom.
Ok this part is actually real, ok real starts now! Cause seriously someone needs to answer for this so after this it is all 100% real.
30 minutes go by, no water no waiter no NOTHING. We are starving at this point so my lovely and brave boyfriend went to the bartender (maybe a local behind the bar) We couldnt tell who was working there. seemed like the attire was just tight and all black (vape in hand) We didnt need to add this part whatever. We HATE YOU
Ok BOOM we "placed" our order, or so we thought. ONE HOUR GOES BY, NOTHING, NOBODY HAS TALKED TO US AND WE HAVE TALKED TO EVERYBODY. Trying to get answer if this place is self-serve or not. Once again, my boyfriend is forced to CONFRONT the staff about this. He passes the COMPLETELY EMPTY DINING ROOM (photo attached) and asks a server where our Turkey and Cali Burger are they say 10 minutes. We say ok cool.
LIESSSSSSSSSSUH, 20 MINUTES GO BY. I am forced to go down again, lowkey got steps in probably burned off the burger. They do the same shpeal, Ok guys whats going ???
the cook comes out the kicthen, the severs lowkey called backup, he says, to our face, "how did you want that burger." We reply at our table. (Ok we didnt say that but would that eat down?)
anyways, no but seriously, what do you mean (no justin) you havent even placed that shit on the grill??? at this point, we're contemplating things. Horrible horrible things.
I take a deep breath a server FINALLY comes up two steaming plates! We practically leap out of our seats to keep her from going back downstairs. She shrugs this ain't for you she says... We fall to our knees... at this point we would have ate anything.
FINALLY, OUR BURGERS ARE ARRIVING! What is this? Tater tots? WE DIDNT ORDER TATER TOTS, BUT AT THIS POINT WE COULD REALLY CARE LESS. DROP THE BURGER AND LEEEEEEEAVE. JK WE NEED KETCHUP MAYONNAISE AND NAPKINS! GET ON THAT STAT!
She comes back, one napkin for us to share, at this point we are basically shooing her away, she was a stranger to us not like our friends at bartaco.
Lets make this short and sweet we put that food down in 4 minutes, lowkey lack luster food. We wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.
The food was free we'll be honest, but it still doesn't seem right. I think we need compensation for just experiencing the roof top bar with all those Noah Khans. If you want to make this right we are thinking 50 dollars in cash. No store credit please. (Consider firing everyone working October 19th 2024 8-10PM) Except the bar tender he was pretty cool.
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