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    The Siren Theater

    4.3 (11 reviews)
    Open 7:00 pm - 10:30 PM

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    The best comedy shows happen here. 2 bathrooms, affordable bottled water/drinks, and good service.

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    When you can get some improv on a Saturday night and decide how much to pay $5-$20 per person, it's a win.

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    Helium Comedy Club

    Helium Comedy Club

    3.2
    (497 reviews)
    2.9 mi
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    We went to see the Japanese comedians for the first time. It was a smooth entry and the service was…read morequick and clear. The beer was $9, though...

    Haven't stepped foot in the building before, already have problems…read more Purchased tickets to Adam Friedland like half a year ago. Options were: rescheduled show, credit or refund. I chose refund. 7-10 days, supposedly. At this point, I don't want to think about the $110 dollar comedy show tickets I couldn't attend. I want that out of mind. I randomly decide to check my card to see if it's been refunded after my May 29th refund request. June 22, nothing in my account. Notify MGMT with receipts. They punt the ball to the ticket vendor on the 23rd (supposedly). 8 days later after correspondence to get this corrected, no response (June 30). I call the vendor SeatEngine, and they've purportedly not heard from Helium. They made it right, processed my refund and sent me a confirmation. Again, I don't want to be thinking about a comedy show I now can't attend because it was rescheduled. Helium, this is on you. You could have at least reached out and said something like "sorry for the inconvenience; we reached out and they're fixing it for you (smiley face business nod). Nope. Called again today, left my information. Like the 3rd or 4th time they've not answered or returned my voicemails. I certainly do not trust this business with my money. Unfortunately, as a new city resident... I will not be visiting one of the (supposedly) good clubs in my new city. You have multiple voicemails and emails, you've given me nothing. This is on you Helium.

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    7/25/2025 - I do love their backdrop & attending the prelims for the Portland funniest person was fun, mostly.
    7/25/2025 - I do love their backdrop & attending the prelims for the Portland funniest person was fun, mostly.
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    Alberta Rose Theatre

    Alberta Rose Theatre

    3.9
    (82 reviews)
    2.1 mi
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    I was given two complementary VIP tickets to a burlesque show. I was excited because I've never…read morebeen to this venue before. Street parking is available around the Alberta art District. So just know that you may have to look a little bit harder to find a spot when it's busier. It's nice though since parking is free in this area. The overall staff this venue were really nice and helpful. There is food and drinks available and prices are typical of theaters. The theater itself is quite large inside. The seats are roomy with legroom available.

    I was assaulted during a show at the Alberta Rose, and the staff did nothing to insure my safety…read moreand let my assaulter continue to watch the show in peace and even kept her from speaking with the police, who wanted to question her. This was a show that I'd been looking forward to for 4.5 months, since I'd bought the tickets then, and spent over $100 on them. The assaulter/woman, was seated at least two feet behind me said clearly "this woman's hair is all over in my space". Then I heard a rip and sharp pain, and my hair had been torn out. A big huge part of it, to where I was bleeding and bald in a patch. I told her she ripped out my hair, and she said "your hair was in my space; it was an accident". My husband heard this too. The staff at Alberta Rose knowing I was bleeding and hurt, gave me an ice pack and moved my husband and I outside the theater area to stools in the bar, which is outside the theater area. That's all they were willing to do. The woman who assaulted me was free to watch the show in peace. I called the police, but the staff of Alberta Rose kept reinforcing to them that the woman who assaulted me and her friends had a different story. The friends and my assaulter said my hair got caught in my seat; there was no assault. Hearing this, as well as there are no cameras in the theater, the police didn't even bother to speak with the women, or her friends. If the Alberta Rose Theater staff had brought out the assaulter, as the police had initially asked, before the staff was so dismissive, everyone would've clearly seen that the area of my hair that was pulled out, is a layered area, and it's only about a foot-long. It is impossible for it to have gotten caught in my seat. I was too upset to realize and point this out at the time. The police did get a picture of my bloody head, and were taking this situation and assault seriously prior to the staff being so dismissive. Besides the shock and pain, another reason I was so upset is that the woman who attacked me was still in the theater, behind my family, who I was no longer able to sit or be with. Even worse the staff wouldn't even let me back in to see my family after the show was done. I didn't even see the show, and the artist I hold so dearly in my heart, at all after the assault. She's literally of my favorite artists. This was my fourth show at The Alberta Rose, in so many months. I'm still in a lot of pain nearly 2 hours later. And my assaulter was just allowed to walk away. Alberta rose has been one of my favorite places in Portland. Now I'm sitting in my driveway at home in tears over what happened to me, without their keeping me safe, or defending me in any kind of way.

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