Well, we went in with high hopes and came out with it's just ok. The place was counter service and no waitstaff. Self serve drinks and condiment bar. We went through the line process and waited for our food. The lady right in front of us behind the serving line, she took some milk out of the fridge heated it up and poured in the Mac and Cheese, stirred it around and served it to us in a bowl. That was not a good sign. We sat down with the food which to be fair looked pretty good. The stuffed baked potato was good. The sliced brisket was way too salty for our taste. The potato salad was good and so was the sausage. after mentioning it to the manager about the brisket, he did rectify the problem and brought over some center sliced, which was Much better. Banana pudding was just ok. It is a cute little place but it's not close to us. I hope that the kitchen takes the couple suggestions with lighter salt on the brisket and scrap the Mac and cheese and start over with a new recipe. read more

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Valley Ranch has been one of my go-to places for pork ribs since I was a little girl. Got takeout for my birthday this year and continue to not be disappointed. Love these guys!!! read more

Pork ribs need no BBQ sauce. Fantastic. Sides are very good! Really like to get it to go. Eat a couple times a month. Please keep up the good work. Not sure where some of these reviews are coming from. Bitter? Been around for a long time. read more

Staff was friendly and helpful. Brisket was moist and with good flavor. The smashed potatoes were very good with the white gravy.

Get a clean report with the health department, would be good for all who ha ve wasted hard earned money on less then quality food.

Dined in it was very clean Best BBQ I've tasted the french fries are amazing and the workers were very friendly

Food is good just wish they let you order for single over the phone all they offer is catering

Great BBQ and amazing onion rings. Our family has been eating here since it opened. 5 starts IF the owners would post an updated menu anywhere. I could not locate it on yelp, their website ,or Facebook which is inconvenient for out of town friends and family when ordering. read more

You won't believe it! A single chopped beef sandwich is now 10.23 with tax! Valley Ranch has lost its way completely! No sauce on the sandwich and no pickles and onions! The drop in quality and the raised prices are both outrageous! I'm gave them another chance but I'm done. read more

This place reminds me of a hospital cafeteria. The food is horrible! The sauce taste like apple sauce and vinegar. The beef "wanna be brisket" is so dry they should call it beef jerky! The links taste store bought and the bbq baked beans taste like a mix of refried Mexican. beans and some kind of sweet Tomato sauce. I will never come here again... it was cheap food and a waste of calories and time... save yourself the trip and order a McRib from McDonald's. The peach cobbler was supposed to be my happy ending... I swear I saw him cut it out of a box of Marie Calendars and slide the plate into the microwave... ‍!!! Just don't do it! read more

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Best bbq in the area. Fantastic ribs, sausage and onion rings, service always excellent as well, highly recommend

Food was good. BBQ sauce not so much. Too smokey and sweet. If you love that great, but some options would have been nice. I will say the okra was some of the best I've ever had. read more

I drive 20 miles to get BBQ from here....only place around we truly like. Wish they had G-F buns so we could eat there...always get take out....not cheap but worth it! read more

It was a dead giveaway that this place was not going to be anywhere near my expectations the moment that I approached the expo line to get the food. The place seemed dead, and the outside of the restaurant is extremely deceiving to the overall experience inside the restaurant. For a sign that says "Dining Room NOW OPEN", why do the soda machines have 15 year old logos on them?? The food itself tastes like it's been sitting under warmers ALL DAY, and the pickles seemed identical to the stuff I used to eat in high school. The mac n cheese was indescribable, the bbq beans tasted extremely artificial, and the rice didn't taste "spicy and seasoned" as the cashier explained them. Even the soda tasted funny. How do you mess up the soda??? For a near identical price, you could get a much better experience and much better tasting food at a different bbq joint right down the road. Overall very underwhelming experience, and I definitely don't ever plan on returning. read more

I ordered chicken fajitas from here, and I had the best chicken fajitas that I've ever had!! Well marinatined , made to order , with the smoke flavor!! Pico was on point too!! They were still nice and hot when I got home 10 minutes later!!! Definition of food cooked fresh!! ------------------------------------------------ 4-26-20 I need my Tex-mex fix to start the week so I go 1/2lb of chicken and 1/2lb of beef fajita. The chicken fajitas are alway presidential but the beef wasn't the best I've had. That flavor on the chicken fajitas ‍. They did forget my beans and rice Im going to have my receipt ready for you when I return Valley Ranch. The Hispanic gentleman that took my order was very courteous and had good energy! read more

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Our go to place for bbq. Ribs are great and best onion rings around! Friendly staff too.

Bad management ***Horrible experience *** My Husband found this rubber band in his mouth after taking a bite out of this brisket baked potato. I immediately called valley ranch and asked for manager and was appalled by the response I received . "Well we put rubber bands around our boxes " (so your letting me know there is actually rubber bands around your food ) " so it could of fell in when you open box " so your saying my husband put that in his potato? First off none of our boxes were packed with rubber bands That evening . So no . All I received was "I'm sorry we put it around the boxes " of course after chowing down on that rubber band we did not proceed to finish the baked potato . Me being a regular customer I just expected more out of this response (can I replace your meal? )(Would you like your money back on the potato? ) but I revived nothing to that manner just got accused for putting it in the food. Certainly lost a customer after this experience . And the really sad thing is I'm a former restaurant manager and have been in the business for 15 years and I would never treat a customer that way . read more

Valley Ranch Grill & Barbecue - Rubber band found inside brisket baked potatoe. - American Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I use the care out frequently and I have always been pleased. My favorites are the chopped brisket sandwiches, the ribs, barbecued baked potatoes, and all of the sides. The food is consistently good I have no complaints except like all restaurants, prices are rising. I will continue to be a regular customer. read more

Extremely mediocre. No wait staff so no customer service. Not worth your time or funds.

Absolutely love this place! The onion rings are perfection, so do not miss. The chopped beef sandwich was huge and great bread. Can't wait to go back and try more off their menu, the place smells like heaven when you walk in read more

Valley Ranch Grill & Barbecue - Very relaxing inside! - American Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Disclaimer:  This review solely represents my experience with this business on one or more occasions.  It is not my intent to encourage nor discourage anyone from patronizing this establishment but rather, to offer my opinion of the facts that occurred during my visit(s).  I tried Valley Ranch on a whim. I ordered the meat combo plate with ribs and brisket with baked beans and corn on the cob. The meat was overcooked and dry especially the brisket. He really gave me a bad cut. The ribs better but still not good and tender. The corn on the cob tasted like it had been sitting in water for way too long. The corn had no taste of anything but water when I bit into it, even after salt, pepper, and butter were added. The beans were very thick but definitely the best of my meal. My coworker comes here for the potatoes so if I happen to venture here (not likely soon), I guess I will try that. I don't have high hopes but try on your own and you might fair better...they did have a nice lil crowd. read more

Valley Ranch Grill & Barbecue - Wasted $14...2 star bbq - American Near Me - Houston, Texas

We came here because it was recommended by friends who grew up in the area. They had a nostalgic memory of eating there in childhood which I can understand. It's a cool spot with the train and boots everywhere and the waterfall with stuffed animals. I can see how it would be a place kids enjoyed visiting. But as someone with no attachment to the place, the food was not good. The turkey was fine. The French fries were good. Brisket tasted boiled and not smoked. Onion rings looked amazing but didn't taste like anything. Our friends who had recommended it left without eating most of their food because it "tasted weird." We won't be back. read more

Service was great, food was not. Got the brisket plate. Meat was the burnt ends. So dry I could not even chew or swallow it. Can't believe they thought that was ok to serve a customer. read more

I have to say I've been coming here for years and over the last year. I've been going through their takeout line and just picking up ribs or brisket and their ribs as well as brisket are some of the best I've ever had in the United States. Last night I picked up a rack of ribs that's going to last me for a few days along with some brisket. It's always nice when a meal puts a smile on your face and the ribs were perfection. I wish I had a picture, but they just did not last. The best. read more

Best barbecue! Ribs, brisket, yummy sausage, potato salad, bbq beans, & Onion Rings are fantastic

Been here since long before the riff raff and traffic moved in. But somehow my childhood favorite is now empty at lunch time despite still being the best BBQ on the 249 side of Cypress. Also the most affordable fresh sides for your sandwich etc. read more

Valley Ranch Grill & Barbecue - Bar area - American Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Great Bar B Que. $6.45 for a full sized chopped beef sandwich. Bargain Bar B Que. This is my go-to bar b que joint. read more

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At 11:15 lunch time the to go door was locked. So I went through drive thru with my order. Voice on the other side was rude and kept telling me to hold on. Never coming back!!! Customer service sucks at the place!!! Never again! read more

This BBQ restaurant located at Hwy 249 and Spring Cypress has been here for several years. Last month I ate here twice to check it out. When you enter the restaurant there is a nice hand washing station with two sinks and soap which I liked. Walking down the serving line you order at the counter. On my first visit, I ordered the 1/2 chicken meal with sides of beans and potato salad. With a drink and tax the bill was $13.58. The food was ready is about one minute after ordering as they fix it as you order. Grabbing my tray, I went into the spacious dining room. There is a large condiment station that has BBQ sauce, onions, picked, utensils, etc. in one part of the dining area is a kids room with toys in it where you can eat and watch your little ones play. In another corner is a nice indoor waterfall and a railroad track runs around the upper circumference of the restaurant with the requisite choo choo train providing the entertainment. My chicken had a smoke grilled flavor to it and was juicy and I enjoyed it (4). The beans had good content but I had to add some of the BBQ sauce to enhance the flavor for me. Otherwise, they would have been a little bland for my tastes. However, I will still give them a 3 without the added sauce. The potato salad was cool, creamy and mayo based and also very good (4). I liked this meal. A couple of weeks later I returned to tackle a sliced brisket sandwich (moist) with a side of cole slaw. With drink and tax this meal was $10.82. For this meal, I thought the brisket sandwich was a 3 and the slaw a 2.5. I used some of their sweet molasses type of sauce for the sandwich which made it better. The sandwich was acceptable. The slaw could have had more flavor (3). Perhaps I should have added some pepper. Next time I might order the potato salad again or even the beans. Both meals were ok but I did prefer the chicken. I wouldn't call this place a must stop for BBQ however it does fill the need for this area as a reliable place to come eat. Prices are reasonable. I give an overall rating of a 3.5 but will round down for Yelp purposes due to the brisket not rating any higher. I would return here to eat if in the area. read more

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1. Service - this is mostly self serve when it comes to drinks and condiments. You walk to the register to order and pay, and within minutes your food is ready at the end of the line. It is kind of like ordering food at a fast food chain, but also like Luby's. 2. Price - depends on the portion you order (1/2 pound, a pound of meat, or if you order a combo plate). Price can vary from $10/person up to $15/person. 3. Ambiance - unique as you feel like you are eating out in the country some where. Dress code here is casual. 4. Food - I've order a combo plate that contains sausage links, turkey, and 2 sides of potato salad and dirty rice. I didn't care much for the sides, but I've enjoyed eating the sausage links. Their turkey was a bit on the dry side. Was it the best barbeque I had? I would say it was enjoyable, but not the best I've ever had. 5. Cleanliness - restroom and dining area looks clean. read more

Pulled pork was dry and ribs were tough. Beans sweet and mashed potatoes bland. Leaving mad because paid $16 and didn't enjoy any part of it. read more

This is disappointing. I ordered loose cut brisket and I got the driest piece of brisket of life. The guy who took my order even repeated it to me. If they didn't have anymore, that's all they had to say. Other than that, their sausage is great and ribs are delish. A bit pricey but good bbq. read more

Salad tasted old, mildewed. The girl taking our order seemed pre-occupied and kept interrupting my order to joke with a "kid" working there. We were given about 1/2 our order then the kids working here said " go over there for the rest of your food" we questioned where over there was and said we were never here before But never got an answer. Moved down a little and then another "kid" asked could he help us. We said we are waiting for our food. He asked what we ordered. No customers were ahead nor behind us. Finally he gave us a number and said go sit down. Packed my food in to go boxes but gave me a drinking glass. REALLY? Lemons were dried and crusty like they had been out all day. (We came around 7pm. ) BBQ sauce not good. Coleslaw dry. "Brisket " dried out and white colored more like pork and no flavor. Won't be back if this is Texas bbq I'll pass. read more

I eat here pretty regularly mainly because it's close to work and so convenient. Service is friendly and Micro-Machines-Guy-quick whether you're eating there, picking up to go, or going through a drive-thru. BBQ? Mediocre. Their brisket is on the dry side and not quite as flavorful. The sauce is too tangy and overpowering. Ribs...meh... So why do I keep coming back? Their grilled chicken sandwich is dam good food! Despite their dry red meats, their chicken is moist and full of flavor. Topped with fresh lettuce, tomatoes, grilled onions, and pickles, it seems so healthy which is wrong for a BBQ joint. So I still order the dry brisket with separate dipping BBQ sauce as a side item in lieu of french fries to balance the forces of nature out. Hey, it beats going to Wendy's. 3.75/5.00 thumbs up from me. read more

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Valley Ranch has gone way down hill. They aren't the same restaurant they used to be. We tried it a couple of weeks ago and it was still fair. The brisket was not smoked but more like boiled beef. The sausage has changed and seems like a cheap knock off of what they used to serve. My son's hamburger was close to raw. They need to go back to their old style or shut down. They have good prices but if you can't eat the food because it is so bad and not cooked properly you might as well go someplace else and spend more for a much better meal. read more

Good food , friendly service and good prices. They were serving people until they ran out of food during the winter storm when most of us were out of power and water. I'll remember that every time I think of them. Local owned. Not a tacky chain like others nearby. Support the local businesses. The inside has a train track with a train going around the restaurant and a kids area. Family friendly I would say. Salad bar is super good. Lot of options. Eating in opposed to to go gets you more food and a better experience especially if you have little ones. read more

Got the best chopped beef sandwich I have gotten from there in ages..the other day. Also ordered sliced brisket. Their sandwiches had gotten very small and was about to give up on them!!! This sandwich was finally a decent size and wow the bbq may have been some of the best we have had. The chopped brisket sandwich clearly had 2 different batches of brisket on it. One batch must have been marinated for a long time it was like the best of the best and very flavorful and fresh.... Lol I had to sit and pick the best pieces out of the sandwich it was soooo good. The potato salad was excellent as well however they are cutting potatoes smaller than they use to but still if they cut potato's even smaller their potato salad will finally be perfect. Although I know their bbq beans can be really good... the person who makes them must taste them and be more careful!!! There was way too much salt and bbq sauce in those beans!! All in all they have improved and if they get some consistency their food may just become worth the money. Thank you. read more

This is Houston; we know what constitutes good bbq; Valley Ranch is a total failure. The brisket was dry and virtually tasteless. There was no smoke ring. I have no idea how it was prepared. If I had closed my eyes I would have had no idea as to what I was eating. The portion served was very generous; the downside being it was unpalatable. The bbq sauce was thick and overly sweet; not at all to my liking. We had lunch at noon; the restaurant was virtually empty. Clearly the folks here in Spring, Texas have the measure of this place and are dining elsewhere. Do yourself a favor and give this place a pass. read more

Well we asked for moist brisket and got the driest looking pieces of dog food, the food was nasty. It's something I seen at my great grandfathers nursing home. Shame to call this bbq gives all bbq a bad name. HARD PASS! read more

We have been here twice recently and both trips have been good. You get a lot of food for your money and the employees all seem nice enough. The iced tea is fresh and the condiment bar has everything one would expect from a barbecue joint. Unless something changes, I highly recommend this place. read more