Even though I'm SF born and raised, my family always visit Hawaii to visit relatives who had settled here. So most of my vacations had always been more of family visits rather than the typical tourist experience in paradise. Now let's fast forward to my adult life making my own money and traveling with my husband having the freedom to play tourist! All my life, my family and even some friends, told me, don't waste your money on a luau! The food is watered down & it won't be as good as auntie's cooking; or that I can just go watch my homegirls' tahitian/hula showcases. Regardless, I still wanted to have a real tourist experience.
So I did my research, but the luau I originally wanted to book, was filled up 3-4 months in advance. I already went into my planning knowing I didn't care for the food because I did expect it to be altered to be more palette friendly for non locals. Having taken hula myself and having several friends professionally compete in tahiti, I knew I'd appreciate any & all hula performances. What sold my husband on this luau was the fire dancers/ tree climbers and the outdoor scenery of the luau. Plus my favorite movie is Lilo & Stitch! I've even learned the hula in the opening scene so you know I'll love a luau.
Since we were in Maui for our first time and celebrating our 1 year wedding anniversary, my husband booked the premium seating. That saved us from having to come early and wait an extra 45 minutes in line. I heard people had been waiting 30 minutes before doors opened in the regular line since those seats were first come first served. We waited less than 5 minutes to be seated right when doors opened. So it's definitely worth it for the premium seats.
We were greeted with a little box of chocolate to celebrate our anniversary along with leis and overly sweet Mai Tais. We were seated close to the stage with other couples celebrating their anniversary and newlyweds. The performers were so pretty and amazing in their craft and the servers were very friendly keeping our drinks filled. There can be somewhat big gaps in between dances, but shit, I can't tamau, ami, or faarapu for hours straight either so ahead girls and stretch your thighs & glutes! As for the food, I went into it with low expectations, but I still liked it. Of course I've had better, but it's party food for tourists and I think most items were cooked decently. Pro tip, don't eat egg or rice noodles that have been left out too long though, they spoil fast so I avoided that. The smell reminded me of all the family parties I've had when the pansit goes bad. The poke and lomi salmon was actually kept cold. I didn't see any wilted greens in the salad at least. Protein options were standard and reminded me of my meal prep when im cooking for bulk; a little over cooked & bland but I rather have that than undercooked. My personal favorite was actually the taro with haupia sauce. It reminded me a lot of something my ilocano dad use to eat and my grandpa had worked on the sugar plantation in Maui. So you know I went back for seconds. There was also a large cake selection, but that was my least favorite with most of the cakes either dry or dense. The only one I'd recommend is the guava chiffon. Or just eat the pineapple. Maui pineapples are probably the sweetest pineapples I've had in my life.
The night ended with special greetings from the host to people celebrating birthdays and anniversaries. To my surprise, my husband and I got a little shout out for celebrating our 1 year wedding anniversary. Afterwards, they played some music & put on some mood lighting for all couples to dance to. It was a really romantic and special way to end our night and luau experience. Plus we got to take home the pineapple center piece.
I'm knocking off a star because the luau itself is already pricey & it cost extra to get copies of your pictures taken at the beginning of the luau. They print all 4 poses so if you don't purchase it, its just thrown away so why not just include it? There is also no beach access as well and it would have been nice to see it or get pictures there prior to the luau. Also, you won't get to see a pig getting roasted, but no big deal to my filipino lechon ass, but it would probably be on the bucket list for others.
Overall it's a decent option. Of course there are better options whether on maui or the other islands. Some people will tell you any luau is a waste of money and others will say how great it is. If you have the $$$, I say just take the risk and make the best of it. Mind you, we're also going through a recession, everything is inflated, and people are angsty post covid. You're in Hawaii, just relax, respect the culture, and take in the Aloha spirit read more