I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

Very big, nice sandwich. After first visit, I decide to try…read moreall the menu. Hard to park but there is short street to park. They make it quick but better to make a call to order before u visit.

Great friendly deli food is great Employees. Are terrific…read moreJohn the owner is a great person five stars plus Once you try it you will love it give it a try

If I can do negative stars I would . So completely disappointed in you , John…read more Maple St. Deli has been a huge disappointment, especially considering it's within walking distance of my home. It's a quaint neighborhood deli with over 100 years of history, which is why I kept giving it chance after chance. I've ordered from this deli many times. They have frequently gotten my order wrong, but I never complained. I simply accepted it and moved on. On Father's Day, I ordered three egg sandwiches around 10:00 a.m. I arrived at 10:30 to pick them up and still waited another 15 minutes. After spending about $35, the order was wrong. Again, I let it go. Today was the final straw. I ordered two egg sandwiches and a small deli iced tea for delivery. The total was $33 before tip. The owner, John, delivered the order himself. He rang my Ring doorbell twice but never knocked. We completed the exchange without issue. When I opened the bag, the order was wrong--again. I called and politely asked to speak with the owner. I explained that my order had been made incorrectly. Instead of trying to resolve the issue, John hung up on me. I called back three more times, and each time either he or his staff hung up on me. I drove to the deli to speak with him face-to-face. His response was simply, "That's unfortunate," and he refused to remake the sandwiches or offer any refund or solution. Everyone makes mistakes. What separates a good business from a bad one is how those mistakes are handled. I wasn't angry about an incorrect sandwich--I was shocked by the complete lack of customer service, accountability, and basic respect. After years of overlooking mistakes and trying to support a local business, this experience has guaranteed I will never return. There are plenty of delis that appreciate their customers and stand behind their service. Unfortunately, Maple St. Deli isn't one of them.

If they're busy the Mexican guy picks up the phone and hangs up, or says hold and hangs up…read more.. repeatedly. A definite loss of a star for a place I like and an eight person luncheon order. Old review stands.

Don't come here if you're looking to ever get your order right or on time. This is the 5th time…read morethey've gotten it wrong. Drove all the way home, order was right on the bag. Wrong order again and they're closed now. Won't be coming again.

Last week was my first time in there I try the chicken…read morecutlets and order chicken salad. I was pretty impressed with the food. This Sunday I will give it a second look. They have a large selection of muffins and pastry items. That look amazing. There something for everyone in that department

Great service. Quality ingredients. Ordered the godfather. Great and fresh sandwich! Will…read moredefinitely be back!

Still the best place around for a piled high authentic pastrami sandwich!…read moreI feel like Express is a hidden local secret. Fresh, tasty pastrami. All the sides are great. To stay or to go, best place in town for Pastrami!!

Cuisine: 6 Service: 7…read moreDecor: 5 Value: 7 Overall: 6 I was really looking forward to this pastrami sandwich being an alternative to going into the city and lining up for Katz's Deli. However, sadly this is not the answer I was looking for. The old lady serving me was very friendly and polite. I asked for the pastrami sandwich and a matzo ball soup. Unfortunately, the meat was thinly sliced and quite dry, nothing like I expected after reading many of the reviews on Yelp. It wasn't bad, just not as outstanding as I was hoping. The matzo ball soup is sadly nothing special either. This time, I drove a little out of my way to try this restaurant. I won't do that again, but will give them one more opportunity if I'm in the neighborhood.

Stopped in to grab a bite around 1PM on a Saturday. Ordered a Sausage, Egg, and Cheese on an…read moreEverything Bagel. Pros: The staff was nice. The bagel was large. Cons: The bagel felt dry. The sausage & egg were not large enough for the bagel. This was also one of the more expensive bagel sandwiches I've bought in the area and I don't think the quality matches the price. The place also felt messy and unclean. Maybe the quality and cleanliness would have been better if I got food first thing in the morning, but I don't think I'll be heading back here anytime soon given the other options in the area.

If this place was ever really worthy of the high Yelp rating, I'd be pretty shocked…read more As soon as I moved back to the island, the first thing I immediately missed was walking downstairs to my bodega and getting egg sammies in the morning, then walking downstairs to the same awesome bodega, full of craft beers, in the middle of the night for chicken over rice and sh*t... so, I urgently searched for a nearby deli (there are none) but this place is all I've got other than the spot in the train station. So I made my way over there to try em out. Long Island really rapes you on a bacon egg and cheese, or at least this crap-hole does. Paid something close to $9 and it was god awful. I have a hard time believing this ever could have been good. I see 80-90% of the pix on here are from one dude three years ago, some look good n all, but this place is anything but. Hard pass. Signed - a guy struggling with living on Long Island again.

My husband and I popped into Lido's for lunch and WOW -- the food came to play…read more First of all, the complimentary pickles? Elite. But the real star of the opening act was the coleslaw. I am not a coleslaw person (like... ever), but this one changed me. The veggies were crisp, the dressing was perfectly balanced -- not too sweet, not too heavy -- and honestly, I could eat a tub of it and not get tired. Character development unlocked. We decided to share the Heartburn Wrap, which was definitely big enough for two. Minor user error on my part -- I thought it came with pastrami and hot peppers, but apparently I ordered it wrong. That one's on me, and trust and believe I'm running it back next time the correct way. We also shared the matzo ball soup and let me tell you... it tasted like somebody's bubbe made it with love and a little bit of magic. Straight up warm hug in a bowl. Service-wise, our server wasn't exactly warm and fuzzy -- but honestly, I didn't come here to make friends. I came to eat, and on that front, Lido's absolutely delivered. Bottom line: phenomenal food, generous portions, and we will 100% be back. Must try.

There aren't many places like this anymore. The minute I sat down I was given a plate of two HUGE…read morepickles... one sour- the other - whatever you would call it - with a dish of the most scrumptious homemade coleslaw. I consumed it all. The food here is in a word fantastic. I looked around at what people were eating- incredible overstuffed sandwiches, onion rings like you've never seen- I opted for the stuffed cabbage entree-it came with a cup of soup- my choice was mushroom barley, and two sides. I chose the kasha varnishkas and some egg noodle thing... and of course I had to have a Dr Brown's Black Cherry. Since The Carnegie Deli there has never been a more authentic Jewish deli. The waiters were wonderful all with distinct personalities... I must come back for brunch. I'm fantasizing about latkes and Apple sauce now. Or maybe a lox and onion omelette? This place is special. For some reason this won't let me check ambiance- well this place has fantastic ambiance- a jewel of Long Beach.

Amazingly delicious food! Our go-to sandwich place when in the Bronx!!! We had the DSNY (chicken…read morecutlet, fried eggplant, prosciutto, fresh mozzarella, delicious bread, balsamic vinaigrette. The best!

The mozzarella here is very fresh. I got sandwiches and they are huge and heavy with a lot of…read morefillings. I had DSNY: chicken cutlets with eggplants, mozzarella, and roasted red peppers. I wish they put more roasted peppers to give more flavor. There are several cutlets in that sandwich. Maybe trade one cutlet with more red peppers to add sweetness to the sandwich. I didn't taste any vinaigrette as described on the menu. I also had Con Ed: prosciutto, eggplant, arugula, mozzarella , sun dried tomatoes. This sandwich is tastier than DSNY. I recommend this one. The guy who helped me in my opinion was a bit pushy. He gave me a sample of cheese. It was really good. It reminded me of L'amuse Gouda. It's sweet, savory, like butterscotch. He tried to sell me a big piece. I asked for a small piece. He cut me almost a pound. I recommend to be more specific about the weight.

I'd rate Vicky's four and a half stars…read more Deli with sandwiches and hot food. We ordered a few sandwiches to go. Pricing was excellent with all ranging $8-9 per sandwich. I was happy with my chicken cutlet sandwich. Lots of American and Latin American snacks. There are four seats to dine in.

Went for a small chicken soup. The owner/chef attempted to…read morecharge me $16.32 .I refused to purchase it. As I was leaving a customer who over heard the conversation said to me it's because I don't speak Spanish so she doubled the price.

This is my favorite local deli especially for breakfast. I first discovered it when I was…read moresearching on the slice app for breakfast options. I ordered the breakfast quesadilla and let me say it did not disappoint, I've ordered the French toast, French toast with eggs and also their greek omelette. I usually call into order before I head into work and the food is made quickly and fresh! They are also open for lunch and dinner and have a wide variety of salad, sandwiches and paninis! They have plenty of standard seating indoors if you wanted to dine in or grab and go. The staff there are always so wonderful. Definitely highly recommend!

I used to love this place but it seems that service has been going down hill. Items missing from…read moreorder or wrong order. Stale bread, last thing I ordered was the french toast platter, french toast was chewy as if it was microwaved, and the orange juice was missing my husband ham, egg and cheese was missing the ham. I go here for the convenience since I have problems walking and I cant drive. I usually use a delivery service but it's the same if I walk in. When I do go in who ever is taking my order cannot hardly speak English. You need to hire more people that can speak and understand English or rename it as a Spanish deli.