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    Wiseguy Pizza

    4.1 (337 reviews)
    InexpensivePizza, Italian
    Open 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Updated 2 months ago

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    Casual
    Moderate noise
    Good for kids

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    Linnea E.

    Back again and wanted to drop a quick update to recommend the Korean Chicken slice - it's excellent!

    Chicken Paneer & Buffalo Chicken
    Samina M.

    Wiseguy Pizza is a great spot in Rosslyn! Came here for lunch and got two slices - the Panner Tikka and the Buffalo Chicken. As a girl who loves a good Indian fusion slice, this one was delicious and quite authentic in terms of the spices. I also enjoyed how flavorful the Buffalo Chicken was - very savory and saucy. The service was top notch! So kind and got our slices out so quick. The ambiance itself has smaller indoor seating, but their are seats outdoor as well. Solid Wiseguy Pizza spot!

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    Umar M.

    Wiseguy's has been a MUST stop for me and my friends since we all moved to the DMV. Every night out in DC always ended on Wiseguy's and for that reason alone there is some level of sentimental value. We have laughed at wiseguy, we have had a drunk binge eating moments at wiseguy and we have NOT cried at wiseguy because rEaL mEn dO nOt CrY. My favorite slices are Korean Chicken, Nashville Hot Chicken, Paneer Tikka, Chicken Paneer and some of the plain cheese ones. This is your spot to grab a good quality slice with flavors that are outside of the norms. 4.2/5

    Supreme Slice, Margherita Slice, Garlic Knot
    Maria Gracias H.

    I used to go to their Chinatown location all the time back in my college days, so when I passed this Wiseguy Pizza in Rosslyn I just had to stop. I ordered my all-time favorite, the Margherita pizza, and got lucky because it came out fresh from the oven. The crust was perfectly crispy, the mozzarella was generous, and it tasted so good. Definitely brought back some great memories.

    Maria-Elena T.

    We had an office pizza party and ordered many boxes (7?) of various pizzas. I started with my usual slice of cheese. It was really good! This ex-Jersey girl was not ready to like it so much that I went in for another slice- this time pepperoni. Also delicious! The warm chocolate chip cookie was also good. I didn't try the bread. Hope the office uses this place again!!!

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    Angela Z.

    My favorite pizza in the dmv. If you like saucy, thin crust with lots of toppings, this is the place. I love that you can try so many different options since you buy by the slice. There's tons of different options, including vegan too. Great for a quick eat, not too much seating, but it works in a pinch.

    Pick your slide and they heat it up!
    HF B.

    Great place to grab a slice and go somewhere else. Ambiance was typical New York, limited seating inside (4 seats) and a couple of tables outside. Service as helpful and with smiles. Pizza was very good. Tremendous variety in pies! Wonderful meal deals as well.

    Pizza by the slice-- $4.50. The portion is ridiculous!
    Tessa A.

    Major disappointment! I ordered pizza by the slice and at $4.50 per slice, I assumed it would be a generous, jumbo-sized portion. Unfortunately, my assumptions were incorrect. The slice was no larger than one you would get from a standard whole pie. On top of that, the pizza was very watery and the cheese tasted rubbery. The crust was hard and not edible. Safe to say, I won't be returning!

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    Mai S.

    Ive visited a few times and the experience has been amazing. The staff are welcoming and friendly. I also love that you can select a slice of pizza vs a whole pie. Ive tried the Chicken Paneer, Buffalo, and Korean Chicken. The best way to sum it up is FLAVORFUL. All the pizzas Ive tried are flavorful. I feel like it's a meal on pizza. The protein is flavorful the sauces are flavorful. I feel Im overusing that word, but it's the best way to describe them. The paneer pizza is my go to it has a sauce that takes the pizza over the top. Also I wasn't sure about cabbage on pizza, but it works on the Korean Chicken pizza. That extra crunch creates great unexpected texture. Also the garlic knots are soft, chewy and full of garlic. Highly recommend. I also like that you can try a small portion of items. 1 garlic knot or 1 pizza roll. It is more of a carryout location because there is limited seating out front.

    Chicken Paneer
    Vincent N.

    Walked in randomly on a trip to DC and saw this NY style pizza place, I was pleasantly surprised! $5 slices, thin, crispy, and flavorful! The chicken paneer masala with that green sauce was so dang good! The only reason I took off a star is a tried their square slice, and it was okay for me, very doughy, sauce and pepperoni didn't have too much flavor. Go straight for the classic NY style slices!

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    Sean R.

    An easy to miss spot in the middle of Rosslyn, Wiseguy Pizza really surprised me with its excellent service and delicious food. Specifically the Chicken Paneer Slice, which packed a bit more heat than I was expecting. The heat was a fantastic addition to the textured and flavors I also didn't expect, but was so happy to find. The buffalo chicken Stromboli was good, but it didn't hold a candle to the slice of perfectly cooked za that came before it. Get yourself a slice or two, and enjoy some fantastic flavor in the heart of a bustling Rosslyn, right off the metro. It's a cute little location, so keep your eyes peeled!

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    Kristina R.

    The best pizza in town! Wiseguy Pizza is hands-down amazing! The food was absolutely delicious, perfectly crisp crust, fresh toppings, and that authentic flavor that only comes from a truly great pizzeria. Every slice was perfection! The wait time was impressively short, which is always a bonus ! The cookies! They were a fantastic surprise--soft, sweet, and the perfect way to end the meal. If you're looking for a place that serves incredible pizza with quick service, Wiseguy Pizza is the spot. I'll definitely be back!

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    9 years ago

    Really really good New York style pizza. We especially like supreme, margarita and pepperoni. Really glad that we found this pizza place.

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    Fantastic pizza - reminds me of pizza from where I grew up in the NY area. Well worth ~$4 per slice. Strongly recommended.

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    11 years ago

    Best pizza in Rosslyn. Very large slices that will fill you up. Small eatery but they do have tables outside. Enjoy!

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    10 years ago

    Ordered a buffalo chicken pizza. Not enough buffalo sauce. The chicken has a smell to it. Low quality meat. Wasn't a big fan.

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    Andy’s Pizza - Ballston

    Andy’s Pizza - Ballston

    4.3
    (118 reviews)
    2.1 mi

    Two Haiku Review:…read more Great New York style slice. Just so you know, it's better to get a full pie, Plus who doesn't want more pizza? My favorite is the sausage/pepper.

    Pizza served up cold and slow…read more A sometimes-good walk-up shop with NY-style pre-made slices and some beer in cans available. You order at the counter or online and pick-up. Open late. When I had ordered previously, I always found that my pie was not ready and I had to wait. Each time, I waited a bit longer, and each time, still not ready. So, this time, ordered my pizza before 9:00 PM and did not depart immediately -- but instead waited a full 20 minutes before even walking there slow. When I arrived, the pizza was..... still not ready. It occurs to me that this shop is situated in a time zone that is somehow TEN MINUTES BEHIND the time your order is due. The guy says "five minutes." In any case, I stand, I wait.... and I.... wait some more. It wasn't five minutes. Lots of workers standing. Nearing the 9:30 mark, someone finally says "have you been helped?" And whadda ya know? Found out the reason I was still waiting - BECAUSE MY PIE WAS SITTING THERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME! Getting cold. She says "we're just getting that cut up." But they weren't - it was already cut. They took one of their old pies off the rack and slid it right into a box. It wasn't in the oven. I could feel it was cold, but yes, I took it and went home. I can't say you couldn't eat it but.... it wasn't good. We did eat some of it, but only after baking it in my own oven. Good thing I ordered in advance, eh? If you are going to do a take out here, my advice would be to skip ordering altogether, and just go there and get the slices yourself. They won't be too fresh, but at least it will be fast. Better yet, go across the street to Quincy Hall, (or over to Wise Guys) where they will bake the pizza to order and have it hot and ready when you arrive. Keep in mind here they charge $32 for a pizza, full price only. NOT worth it, won't be back, do not recommend.

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    We, The Pizza - Ballston

    We, The Pizza - Ballston

    4.2
    (190 reviews)
    2.4 mi
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    We The Pizza is a really fun place to eat, with a cool vibe and friendly staff. The pizza tastes…read moregreat, especially the cheesy slices and fresh toppings. I also liked how fast the service was, so I didn't have to wait long for my food. Overall, it's a great spot to hang out with friends and grab some good pizza.

    I ordered a mushroom and eggplant make-your-own pizza from We, The Pizza tonight. I have never…read moreeaten here before but always heard raves from folks so I thought I'd give it a go. Doordash did a speedy job of delivering the pizza, so no quarrel with them. I grew up in NJ so I have eaten probably more pizza than the average person. I know what I like. I don't hold any pizza up to those standards because it just isn't fair to. Still, I enjoy Non-NY Metro pizza enough, which is usually what one finds down here. All that being said: This pizza is WAAAAY too salty! Almost inedible. IDK why this is. But both the sauce and the veggies are oversalted. I hope my blood pressure doesn't jump. I'm not looking for health food, people. But I also know flavor shouldn't be overpowered by NaCl. And now, I have a headache after eating a slice. G r e a t. Maybe this is an anomaly, but for a first timer, I don't know that I'd order from here again. Disappointing, and for what I paid for the pie (a medium which was over $30) I am not thinking I will try this again. Of course, if you dig lots of salt, this may be your jam. I like flavors beyond salt.

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    Vegan Sicilian pizza
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    Timber Pizza

    Timber Pizza

    3.9
    (94 reviews)
    2.4 mi
    $$

    First off, Timber Pizza Co is situated in the center of Ballston Quarter's mall court, a very…read moredifferent vibe from its Petworth cousin. I ordered a Margherita pizza for $13 and was not disappointed. It is a personal size pizza with 6 slices. To be clear, the pizza is high quality with fluffy dough and flavorful tomato sauce. The basil leaves were generous. The only reason for 4 stars was that there was so little mozzarella on this guy! For the pricepoint, you'd hope for a bit more. The mozzarella also is self contained so when it's gone, you feel like you are eating a marinara pizza... which isn't fun. So if you are a cheese lover, would pass.

    We've had Timber pizza out of their Mclean location but we haven't tried their empanadas...but have…read morewanted to! Ordered it as a quick snack to share because at 3 for $10 it's a pretty good price in this food hall. The service was fine, though a little slow. Wasn't sure if this was made on the spot or just heated up, but they seemed to struggle with the timing (it's quite charred), so I wouldn't recommend if you like charred. Also worth mentioning that calling this an "empanadas" is a bit of a stretch given it's made out of pizza dough rather than a crispier flaky dough. The brisket inside was very tasty (and the main thing I wanted to try as I know they collaborate with others on it), but the pineapple chutney sauce? Not what I expected. It was like a sweet curry with a pineapple aftertaste :/ I was definitely expecting a more tangy or spicy sauce to go with the brisket and felt the sauce was a miss.

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Tomato sauce, provolone and mozzarella blend, cured chorizo, soppressata, Peruvian sweet peppers, spicy honey
    THE BENTLEY! Tomato sauce, provolone and mozzarella blend, cured chorizo, soppressata, Peruvian sweet peppers, spicy honey
    Cheese Please with no tomato sauce and added spinach
    Cheese Please with no tomato sauce and added spinach
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    Quincy Hall

    Quincy Hall

    4.3
    (162 reviews)
    2.2 mi
    $$

    Stopped by here for a love island watch party and it was a blast!…read more There were plenty of TVs and seating, the staff were super friendly and they kept the place open 30 min past closing time for everyone to finish the episode. We tried the fries and mozz sticks and they were both good while we watched along! I will definitely be back before the season is over!

    Quincy Hall was one of the first local spots I visited when I moved to Arlington! It's great! I…read moreknow that Arlington has an oversaturation if sports bars (not an issue with me as a sports fan) but Quincy Hall is so much more than a place you go to watch a game. On Mondays and Tuesdays they host Trivia. On Saturday nights they do karaoke. There's also two dart boards as well. It's a place you can go and vibe and wind down after a day at work. I usually am a regular as I go on Tuesdays for Trivia night. I like that the tables have QR codes codes so you can order directly from the table on your phone. Of course if you prefer the old-fashioned way, you can ways go to the cash register by the bar and place and order. I've had the pizza before and it rocks! My go-to is the pepperoni pizza or sometimes if the pizza of the month sounds good I'll get a few slices of that. The standard pizza is very NY-style. But they also have Detroit style which is pretty great as well. I've also tried the nachos, pretzel, French fries, chicken park sub, and the chicken tenders. But I gotta say I really enjoy the pizza at Quincy Hall the most!

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    $6 wine HH Monday - Friday

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    $6 wine HH Monday - Friday

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