Cancel

    Open app

    Search

    Wiseguy Pizza

    4.5 (30 reviews)
    Closed 10:30 am - 12:00 AM (Next day)

    Order Wiseguy Pizza Takeout or Delivery

    Wiseguy Pizza Photos

    Business Info

    WISEGUY PIZZA ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?

    You might also consider

    Recommended Reviews - Wiseguy Pizza

    Your trust is our priority, so businesses can't pay to alter or remove their reviews. Learn more about reviews.
    Yelp app icon
    Browse more easily on the app
    Review Feed Illustration

    Reviews With Photos

    Order here
    Errick E.

    Fast Friendly Service. 2 slices, knot, soda = score! Eat right away or else knot gets hard fast!

    Buffalo Chicken Slice Pepperoni Slice
    Carlyn M.

    Came here for lunch to get out of the office. Beautiful day! They have an outdoor patio area or a small section on the inside to eat as well. Customer service was great. I ordered and it only took a few minutes for my pizza to be ready. All of the pizza looked really good and fresh. I chose the buffalo chicken and pepperoni slice. It was so good! Not to thick and not to thin. Very flavorful. I'll definitely come back for the convenience. They weren't too crowded either.

    Front of WiseGuys Pizza!
    Glenn T.

    As small as this restaurant is they handled our group with ease and the food was terrific. The service was outstanding! We really felt appreciated as a customer! If you need a slice around DuPont Circle here is your go to place!

    Outdoor seating.
    Alidad V.

    Just got into town late at night and famished. Stumbled upon this Wise Guy Pizza. Next to the Boqueria , a tapas restaurant. Wise Guy Pizza benefits from some good music. I digress ... great thin crust pizza. I tried a slice of the Backyard - all veggies with some chili pepper flakes to add a hint of spice. Great pizza.

    Pepperoni rollers without sauce
    Paul Lu H.

    The pizzas arrived cold and the marinara sauce was missing for the pepperoni rollers. So, I called their customer service. They said in verbatim "We don't take responsibilities for the temperature and the missing since. We can give you the general manager's number. You can call them by yourself". The tone was harsh.

    Undercooked pizza

    I love this place. It's great New York style pizza and it's one of my favorites in the DC area, which is saying something since there are so many pizza options here. However. Recently, they've been very inconsistent. At least half the time they deliver a pizza that is so undercooked it's completely unappetizing. The cheese is white and blobby, and the crust is barely tan. Even when I check the "well done" bake option on DoorDash, they don't always listen. It's a shame, since I love their pizza, but I think I'll have to start ordering from elsewhere, since I don't want a pizza that I have to finish cooking myself.

    Shanece C.

    The pizzas are amazing! I haven't tried all of them yet. The Nashville has just enough spicy and crunch!

    See all

    29 days ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    6 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    3 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 2
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    11 months ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 1
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Emily G.
    347
    1553
    2528

    7 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 3
    Thanks 3
    Love this 3
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Glenn T.
    172
    52
    17

    3 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 1
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    10 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    8 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Demi P.
    0
    21
    11

    1 year ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    1 year ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    6 months ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    1 year ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    1 year ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    1 year ago

    Wide selection of slices. Closest you are going to get to NY/NJ pizza in the DC area I highly recommend it.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Rob S.
    0
    16
    0

    2 years ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of B G.
    0
    35
    0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    1 year ago

    Best pizza near my office. Staff is awesome. Pizza is really tasty. Prices are good as well.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Business owner information

    Photo of Thompson R.

    Thompson R.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Amazing service Leo was very welcoming along with other staff pizza was amazing great vibes all around.

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    Wiseguy Pizza Reviews in Other Languages

    Ask the Community - Wiseguy Pizza

    You might also consider

    Wiseguy Pizza

    Wiseguy Pizza

    4.2(1.5k reviews)
    1.5 mi
    $
    Kid friendly
    Locally owned & operated

    It's a nice small location. It's fairly small inside but there's also outdoor seating outside. We…read morecame at night, all the lights were lit up so it looks so pretty. I got buffalo chicken wings - pretty good actually Got 4 slices of pizza: we like them all!! Korean chicken - too sweet for me but hubby like it Chicken Paneer Chicken Parmesan Chicken Bacon Ranch - my favorite! I was satisfied Best part is definitely the thin crispy crust. Service: can't say much because it's a pizza place and we only order and take our food. Staff read welcoming and easy to talk to ( male cashier); female staff who took my order and hear up my food my me seems a little mean but it's probably because of the loud noises so it was hard to hear each other....some miscommunication/understanding both ways. Go try some pizza!!

    Onto the letter W on my alphabet series, representing prior to 2018, W is for Wiseguy Pizza. The…read morefirst time I ever went to Wiseguy Pizza was in August 2014. That month I had started Uber driving, was in this area of DC, had heard good things about Wiseguy, and decided to eat here. Although I don't like paying to park just to simply eat a meal, I sometimes will make an exception for convenience and/or if it's a place I really want to go. But for the most part, I'll go to restaurant where they have free parking or at least I can find free parking near the restaurant. I remembered getting a parking spot very close and feel like I feed the meter like 50 cents in 2014 parking prices for a quick 30 minute meal. They have all kinds of varieties of slices from the standard toppings or just cheese to fancy ones. Although the pizza is fairly thin, but average for New York style pizza. I tried Andy's Pizza 11 years later in 2025, and while it was solid although not as good as Wiseguy, my real complaint with Andy's was that the pizza is very thin, where I was hungry very soon later; so a much worse value as pricing is comparable to Wiseguy. Wiseguy slices are big, and the pizza is top notch New York style. I went to this location a couple of more times after my initial August 2014 visit as I loved the pizza. Then, they opened up other locations. I went to Navy Yard one at least twice, once after a Nationals baseball game after a disappointing loss for my 4th favorite baseball team, Texas Rangers. Sorry Nats fans, but Nats are in my bottom 10 teams. I also went to Rosslyn & Pentagon City location, where parking isn't quite as bad. They even had a Wheaton Mall food court location, which I got to experience once, but they sadly closed. Every experience with Wiseguy has been positive.

    Photos
    Wiseguy Pizza
    Wiseguy Pizza
    Wiseguy Pizza

    See all

    Timber Pizza - Petworth

    Timber Pizza - Petworth

    4.5(626 reviews)
    2.7 miPetworth
    $$

    While waiting for my meal at Menya, I decided to get a pie here. And I did not regret it! They have…read moreboth outdoor and indoor seating, and ordering was pretty simple. Upon doing a self-order option, I got my pizza pie within 10 minutes of ordering. The service was pretty casual yet fast, and I think I ate my pizza too quick because it was so good. I also thought the pizza place had a cool look inside and could be a great venue for community hangouts or trivia. I feel bad for only using this space as a pit stop, but I totally would come back again!

    Cute little place that was all decorated for the season…read more This was our first time here & we had heard a good buzz about the place so we were excited to try it out & hankering for some good pizza. We arrived 20 minutes to closing, not realizing their hours, but they were open & it's pizza & cooks fast. Yet it was abundantly clear they were hoping no one walked in & we were told they were closing so we asked if we could order and they hesitated. We were about to leave when they said yes. We were a party of three & ordered three pizzas to share & try. They were decent and the other two really liked the dough but I actually did not care for it. They staff cleaned around us including at our table & had their music going. Then they sat on the counter and watched us, lol. Not a fun experience & we would not have bothered them had we known. If you are open then you are open, otherwise close up early. No real desire to go back!

    Photos
    Timber Pizza - Petworth - Bar

    Bar

    Timber Pizza - Petworth
    Timber Pizza - Petworth

    See all

    Protest Pizza + Bar - Cheese Pizza

    Protest Pizza + Bar

    4.6(31 reviews)
    0.4 miDupont Circle, Downtown

    I experienced the worst service here. When I arrived, my…read moreparty and I sat at the bar. We were never greeted so we thought we should order in line. I sat at the bar for over 10 mins and watched as the bar tender took orders from parties on either side of me. He never once offered to share the drink menu. I had to ask after sitting idly waiting for the pizzas. That bar tender never checked on us, but repeatedly tended to the people on either side of us. We were astonished to see him welcome people through the door as well. Overall, this was a very uncomfortable experience. The pizzas were fine, but for an inclusive space, we felt Protest Pizza was only inclusive to people of a certain hue.

    Protest Pizza has become a weekly weekend stop for me. It's a cheerful and welcoming place with…read moreconsistently excellent pizza. Located beneath DCVegan and Pea Street Yoga, you might accidentally miss it. It has 3 inside tables but ample bar and seating outdoors. There is fantastic playlist with a mix of different genres going at all times of the day. The disco ball window seats are my favorite because you can't possibly have a bad day after eating a slice under disco ball lights LOL. Protest is very popular but even when packed you can get a slices easily because they have pies pre-sliced and ready to go at the pizza bar. A whole pie order takes about 15 minutes. Their vegetarian choices are great and often named after something local. Today, I had a "Green Line" slice which had a pesto sauce instead of a tomato sauce, red pepper and spinach. The salads are tasty and made from fresh ingredients. These are not premade so you may get your salad after your slices are finished being heated up. Drinks and FroYo- this is a great combo and especially fun to have on a lazy weekend afternoon. I haven't tried their happy hour yet, but with summer on its way, I am sure I'll be back at Protest Pizza soon!

    Photos
    Protest Pizza + Bar - Açaï- Tart Yogurt froyo with mango & coconut crunch topping

    Açaï- Tart Yogurt froyo with mango & coconut crunch topping

    Protest Pizza + Bar - Hawaiian, pepperoni pizza

    Hawaiian, pepperoni pizza

    Protest Pizza + Bar

    See all

    Tatiana Pizza - Unique jumbo slice

    Tatiana Pizza

    4.4(107 reviews)
    0.5 mi

    Pizza.slices were fantastic. Bigger than NY and the flavor was so good…read more Customer was great too. 32 or 34 inch pizza was super impressive as well.

    We chose this spot because it was just a very short walk from the Hilton DC where we were staying…read morefor National Police Week. When we first walked in, the cashier immediately apologized for the long wait times, thanked everyone for their patience, and let us know they were incredibly short staffed with only two people working. Because the tiny interior was already packed, we decided to leave and do some sightseeing first. However, seeing how good the pizza looked we knew we had to come back later that afternoon. There's no negative details in my review. Nothing but positive things and a small recommendation. 1. Staff and Service I really appreciated the cashier's honesty about running behind right off the bat. That allowed us to make an informed choice rather than get frustrated by a long wait. More businesses could learn from this! 2. Restaurant's Layout The inside is a bit tight and busy, but it's located in a smaller older building, so they have no other options. Since they can't expand the inside adding an outdoor pub height counter for eating, a bench or some seating out front would be a great way to give waiting patrons a place to sit. Also a place to eat. 3. The Pizza -The Veggie Pizza: My nephew and I both ordered this, and the slices were massive you'll see in my pics! They were honestly the largest slices I have ever seen! I love pizza and have eaten it in New York and Chicago, and my slice here held its own. It was loaded with a huge variety of vegetables. I requested to put mine through the oven twice to get the veggies warm and cooked because I noticed my nephew's slice looked like a warm salad on crust. So happy I did because it was delicious! The jalapeños were intensely spicy which is on me, since I'm a bit of a lightweight with spice! -The Meat Options: My son got the pepperoni and thought it was really good, and my husband got a supreme slice which he also said was good . 4. Price and pizza size- they're more expensive than a typical slice, but once you see those big ole slices in my pics you'll understand why. They can't even fit on a plate. They had to serve them to you in an actual pizza box! After reading my long review you're trying to find out if I would go back huh? Absolutely! If I ever in the area or stay at the Hilton DC again, I would definitely walk right on over and get a slice. You can feed a family of three on one slice! Adult and two small children!

    Photos
    Tatiana Pizza - Size of pizza/prices

    Size of pizza/prices

    Tatiana Pizza - Toppings on top of toppings!

    Toppings on top of toppings!

    Tatiana Pizza - Made a normal slice from my gargantuan slice

    See all

    Made a normal slice from my gargantuan slice

    Grazie Nonna - Green Goodness

    Grazie Nonna

    4.2(777 reviews)
    0.5 miDowntown
    $$

    Good food, good vibes and great service. It tends to be busy but if you don't mind a wait they can…read moreusually fit you in! Get the green goddess pizza, sounds like a strange combo but it's delicious

    This review is well overdue but has been word of mouthed to several people since coming here for my…read morebirthday in August. From the time I arrived they made me feel special and wasn't even wearing anything that said it was my birthday. I brought a cake with me and I was going to ask how much they charge for storage and they told me "Nothing, it's free of charge". They relieved me so much. Now for the atmosphere, it was so so elegant in there even thinking about it now makes me want to go back just to stare at those wax candles that creates mountains of dripped wax which is its own kind of art. Next, let's take about the mouthwatering and delicious food we had. I ordered the Vodka Sauce Pasta and it was the perfect amount of heat and flavor. I also got a side of garlic bread and it was so crispy, light, buttery, and garlicky, just like I like it. My husband ordered the Drunken Love Pizza and of course I had to try a slice and WOWWWW. That one slice of pizza had me drooling it was so yummy!! Everyone enjoyed their food and it was great time. Now, on to my cake, I'd brought candles, plates, and even a knife with me to cut the cake. To my surprise, they brought the cake out with lit candles and everyone sung Happy Birthday to me. They even cut and served the cake to us. Keep in mind, there was not a charge on the bill for this either. It truly made my birthday even more special. Grazie Nonna, you don't understand how happy you made me feel that day. Thank you so much for the love shown on my special day. I will forever tell people this story. Thank you!

    Photos
    Grazie Nonna - View from the pizza bar

    View from the pizza bar

    Grazie Nonna - Drunken love

    Drunken love

    Grazie Nonna - Vodka sauce pasta with chicken

    See all

    Vodka sauce pasta with chicken

    Wiseguy Pizza - pizza - Updated June 2026

    Loading...
    Loading...
    Loading...