Located in a strip mall by a couple hotels this place really shines when it comes to their beer…read more Their name might suggest that when writing their menus, they would be interesting and funny; that could be no more truthful! Satire without a doubt has the most interesting and quite frankly tasty beers! Overhearing one of the bartenders talk about some of the new upcoming Drink specials lets me know that this place does cocktails well too. It's a large place that has two bars in two separate rooms. One thing that made me pause a bit was that most of their food comes out on paper plates. For the sake of ease, this is awesome, but I think their food is nicer than what should be served on a paper plate. I will definitely be back and I will definitely bring friends and family.

I stopped by Satire with a coworker after a happy hour event during the weekday. Even though it was…read morea Wednesday at around 9:00PM, the place was PACKED! It's a very large space with 2 seating areas and there was still only like 2 empty tables that I saw. The menu is huge. They pretty much had any kind of beer you can want and with funny names to accompany them. We did not order any food but the food that others ordered around me looked good. The beer I ordered was a simple lager and it tasted great with reasonable pricing. Service here was impressive. Even with how large the place is and how many people were there, we did not have to wait long at all to be helped and get our stuff including our beers and then our check at the end. Great job staff and managers! I will be back to have a few beers with good company! Cheers!

Food was absolutely delicious! Drinks were yum, and service was terrific! Everybody was super nice…read moreand the vibes were great!

They let my daughter play her guitar here. It was pretty rad. I love this local bar and Grill if…read moreyou're a Thortonite or Northglennite, then you've gotta stop here. The food is good. Service is great and the porch is really nice. Lots of shade and fresh air.

Nice lunch on the patio in the shade! Beet salad with…read moregrilled salmon! Very good burgers. Friendly service!

Stopped by to grab some lunch. Food portions were large, included some gluten free options…read more Our waitress was very nice and checked in on us regularly. Minus one star because We were forced to sit outside. We had a service animal who is in training for autism assistance and I think the hostess were scared of seeing a big German shepherd also a puppy so pushed us to sit outside and actually wanted us to sit in the sun but we just sat outside in the shade. Our waitress who was friendly made up the unwelcoming behavior when we first arrived.

We have been wanting to come in here for a while now and finally after a year of living here in…read moreDenver we decided to venture in! They don't have food service but do have snacks and if you wanted to bring in food, like there neighbor Godfather's Pizza, they are all for it! Every liquid therapist, as I like to call the bartenders, are great. The two times we have come in we enjoyed both of the different guys we had taking care of us. Have a flavor for anyone's palette as well, if its a Hefeweizen, IPA, Sour etc. We are excited to finally have come in and we will be back! One of the top 2 breweries in the Westminster/Thornton area!

First time here. Really laid back vibe with an open concept. Furniture is comfortable. Kind of like…read morehanging out and drinking a beer at your grandmother's house or at a flea market. Lots of games to play, things to watch on tv, or just hang out and relax. Started with a flight of the Mexican lager, when in doubt stout, Irish red, and brown sugar ale. All were pretty good. I followed with a pint of the brown sugar ale, while my wife had the Irish red. Definitely a lot of locals hang out here. We'd come back.

Great local spot for local beer and food. Burgers are top notch as are the nachos. Stay are always…read morevery welcoming and attentive.

I ordered the garlic parm wings and a diet soda. The soda tasted like the line once had root beer…read morerun through it and they never cleaned the lines. The wings came out swimming in a butter sauce that tasted like old seafood with giant chunks of raw garlic and sprinkled with Kraft "parmesean" cheese. I have been here prior and had a good burger.

As someone who grew up in Wisconsin and has spent my entire life eating cheese curds from some of…read morethe state's most beloved restaurants, supper clubs, fairs, breweries, and roadside stands, I do not say this lightly: Windfall's fried cheese curds are the best I've ever had. Perfectly fresh, perfectly fried, and somehow managing to strike that ideal balance between a crisp, golden exterior and a rich, melty center, they absolutely blew me away. Every bite tasted fresh, hot, and made with care. I kept waiting to find a cheese curd somewhere in Wisconsin that could top them--and honestly, I never did. I've eaten cheese curds from places that Wisconsinites consider legendary, and Windfall's still sits at the top of my list. If you're a cheese curd lover, do yourself a favor and order them. They alone are worth the visit. Five stars without hesitation, for the food itself. The only reason I'm giving 4 stars instead of 5 is the service. We've had a few waitresses who came across as rude or dismissive, which takes away from an otherwise excellent experience. That said, the food always comes out very quickly, and the cheese curds are genuinely unforgettable.

Stopped in because this place looked fun. As I walked in, a couple was walking out talking about…read moreeating across the street. Weird. Until I realized they must have gotten frustrated with the long wait to be seated. I mean 10 minutes at 2PM. It's not busy. Then after being seated there was an additional about 15 minutes for my order to be taken. The wait for the food nearly drove me to walk out. I was ready to walk out when the burger finally came. Not worth the wait. It was dry. The onion rings were okay though. I should have left. Not coming back.

I had a great time at Joe Palookas! This weekend I stared off with hers then went to a place that's…read morelabeled a club called "Club Vinyl" and I will say I'd rather go back to Palookas over Vinyl. This place has great energy, good music along with fun and pretty women. It would be better for this place to stay open till 3 with the type of fun everyone was having!

Smells like a strip club and has vibes of one. Even has a tv showing what girl bartenders will be…read morethere on which day.

Service and atmosphere is great! Lisa is the best and makes everyone feel welcome. Very similar to…read moreyour local hometown bar

Very cozy local bar, didn't have mint so I could not have my favorite mojito. Service ok. Had to…read moreget margarita instead.

This is my first time visiting The Old Man. I must say I haven't missed out on much. The mixed…read moredrinks are terrible. Overpriced and lack alcohol. If you're going to go here, stick to the beer. Couldn't even taste the tequila in my Mexican mule and after having four with double shots. The only thing I had was a full bladder. They are so watered down definitely not worth the price. The food was good. Their pretzel bites with queso are delicious. If you're going here, just stick to the food in the beer. Stay away from the overpriced mixed drinks.

The food is pretty great here, some really decent BBQ for the area. The staff was really friendly…read moreas well, super kind and knowledgeable about the drinks. That is the downside, the drinks are kinda pricey. I think a double-shot margarita was $16, it was really tasty though. The place is great. It looks like small little hole in the wall, but the inside is nice and the beer garden is even better. Come early if a band is playing otherwise you won't find a seat.

We were just passing thru, stopped for lunch. It was a great burger. Service was excellent!…read more Highly recommended.

Food was so good made fresh to order. Had a great bar menu as well . Very nicely decorated and also…read morea family area . Service was great loved our waitress