Located in a strip mall by a couple hotels this place really shines when it comes to their beer…read more Their name might suggest that when writing their menus, they would be interesting and funny; that could be no more truthful! Satire without a doubt has the most interesting and quite frankly tasty beers! Overhearing one of the bartenders talk about some of the new upcoming Drink specials lets me know that this place does cocktails well too. It's a large place that has two bars in two separate rooms. One thing that made me pause a bit was that most of their food comes out on paper plates. For the sake of ease, this is awesome, but I think their food is nicer than what should be served on a paper plate. I will definitely be back and I will definitely bring friends and family.

I stopped by Satire with a coworker after a happy hour event during the weekday. Even though it was…read morea Wednesday at around 9:00PM, the place was PACKED! It's a very large space with 2 seating areas and there was still only like 2 empty tables that I saw. The menu is huge. They pretty much had any kind of beer you can want and with funny names to accompany them. We did not order any food but the food that others ordered around me looked good. The beer I ordered was a simple lager and it tasted great with reasonable pricing. Service here was impressive. Even with how large the place is and how many people were there, we did not have to wait long at all to be helped and get our stuff including our beers and then our check at the end. Great job staff and managers! I will be back to have a few beers with good company! Cheers!

I loved Hailey so much, she is the best/ sweetest bartender out here! Make sure to ask for her…read moreduring your next visit! 10/10

Nasty food is not worth it. Worst wings i ever had . Wingstop is way better than this garbage. I…read moretry to get my money back and they cant even to that . I asked for honey hot and they give me all buffalo and some with out any flavor

I walked in late at night 90 minutes before closing and was greeted with a smile and demeanor as if…read morethey had just opened for the day. Normally I'm not one for specialty burgers but this restaurant had them down to a science. Service was super friendly and personable. The standard half pound patty os the perfect portion size and the flavor combinations are unique and blend very well together. I opted for the burger of the month and it had queso on it which I learned is a fantastic addition to a burger. It's a very family friendly environment and there's lots of smiles all around from the staff. Can't wait to go back and try the rest of their award winning burgers!

Food was great, burger of the month (the Birra) was good, the dip could use a little more spice…read morethough. The server was a little slow, otherwise been there a few times and it is good.

This is the bar you drink at for 20yrs... very chill suburb neighborhood spot. Crisp, clean pub…read moreatmosphere and really solid food. Cheap beer is available everywhere in this area but I have to church up the JCB burger. Simple burger (med-rare, I usually order med-rare and get well done, but true med-rare) cream cheese, bacon and grilled jalapeño. That's it and it honestly needs nothing else. Little sweet, little heat but for a lunch burger I am impressed. Bartender was cool and I think ran the whole house at lunch pretty well. Skip the burger in the bag and come smash a PBR and some really local hospitality.

We have been going to The Glenn for years! We went today and placed our order at 3:35, which was…read moretheir happy hour/lunch menu. We ordered 1/2 of a turkey rubin with fries, one cheese burger with green chili as the side 2 coors light and 2 house margarita's and it cost $70 with a tip. The turkey rubin was not grilled enough, it looked like warm bread. The cheese burger came naked. No lettuce, onion, tomato or pickle. I asked the server, and he said we had to ask for it but it wouldn't be charged extra, even though the cheese was charged $1.50 for a slice of american cheese. THEN WE HAD A FAIR WAGE FEE. (5.00%) of our bill. WHY ARE CUSTOMERS PAYING THAT? The employer should include it in their prices or not charge it. Because $70.00 for this meal that was SUB PAR AT BEST makes me mad. The beer was $2.50 before 4 pm and $3.50 after 4. We would drink beer here. But paying $17 for 2 house margaritas, on happy hour prices, was nuts. The old ownership cared more about the food products that were put out. We will NEVER EAT HERE AGAIN. $70 FOR A BURGER AND 1/2 OF A SANDWICH AND TWO DRINKS EACH, AND A WAITER WHO DIDN'T ADD CONDIMENTS TO OUR BURGER... shame on you guys.

I was looking for some place close to home so I could drink and get a cheap Uber rude home…read more I LOVED the atmosphere, the staff was friendly and prices were good

Went to happy hour here today. Crowd wasn't that great, but the staff was attentive and courteous…read more I would probably go back again

Its Taco Tuesday at 30 / 70 Sport Bar / Grill Great service…read morethat I had this evening. The waitress was great / great smile she had. She remembered me from New Years eve Wow !! The Tacos were great , You get 3 Tacos ( chicken or beef ) ( soft or hard) shell. And Beer too.

Service was only good if the staff knew you personally ! The staff was slow and played around…read morebehind the bar

This was a cute little stop in Arvada! Our friends had come here on a previous trip and said we had…read moreto go play NBA Jam here haha. They have a lineup of fun classic arcade games in the front area near the bar, and then there's a larger space with pinball and other arcade games in the back. The ambiance is great with fun wall art, moody lighting, and dark interior. They have cocktails, mocktails/NA options, and food available as well. The bartender was kind and even gave us some tokens another guest had left behind! Games aren't cheap - about $1 per person per play - but I suppose that's what they run these days. We played: NBA Jam Big Buck Hunter Pacman 4-player Guitar Hero Arcade and a few others! Fun with a small group or solo for a few drinks with an activity.

Here getting some drinks both NA and boozie with Ryan. I love places that have options for both :)…read moreI also love Rocky Mountain soda and I was pleased to see that on the menu. We dipped in here because it's so crazy hot out at the farmers market. Highly recommend popping in here for a snack a drink and playing some arcade games. There's even a room in the back with more games so don't miss that. People working here are super kind and fun. Everything's clean and bright artsy and fun!

The service and beer selection are the best. They do have spirits also which is great. And you're…read morewelcome to order in food.

A great selection of tap beers and the atmosphere is so much fun especially during a game! Highly…read morerecommend!!