Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon for a quick pick me up. No line, quick service, great coffee. I had the Sweet Senorita which had a nice balance of flavor, sweetness, and actual coffee. Would stop again. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Sweet Senorita (w/ easy ice) - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Stopped in for a hot mocha with no whip cream. Service by JESSE was super professional and efficient. JESSE was super nice and had a great personality... always have great service here with great value on their coffee. Thank you JESSE for the great service and best coffee read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

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Whoever does the ordering at this location needs to be fired. Every time we come through there is no oat milk available. The only person who I will give 5 star review to is Reyna. She is fast, efficient, and has a great attitude read more

Maddie was so amazing, gorgeous of course, but her personality A+. First time there and her customization recommendations were perfect! Will be back, great service with great coffee read more

This is my go-to cheat day coffee spot. The girls are super friendly and always happy to greet you with a smile on their faces! The lines can be long, but they are fast moving so you aren't usually stuck in line too long. As for the drinks-- delicious! BUT not somewhere I go often because this is a caffeinated dessert spot, not a coffee shop! All the flavored drinks are going to be followed with a sugar crash lol.. I love every drink I have tried here, but I don't get em unless I'm having a total cheat day lol All in all, great little spot! Would recommend to others that aren't shy about seeing some girls work in their underoos lol read more

I finally started coming here after driving past it for a year. Pros: Service is great and personable. The girls are super sweet and are able to talk to two customers at a time. It's a talent. I prefer their coffee here to most places. They also have fun, unique flavors, and the girls will make a drink to your tastes if requested. -Price is also good. I ordered two large coffees the other day, and it was under $12 bucks. Cons: Because there is usually only one person working at a time, wait times can be long. They can't really control the sugar levels in your coffee. They can try, but there isn't a percentage system like in some other places. I might need to try their other flavors, but unlike their coffee, their tea isn't great. I'm not a fan. I have never had more fun waiting at a drive-through. If you have a chance to stop by, it's worth it. I may do an update when I have a chance to try their food! read more

This was only my second time coming here. I have a friend who told me they make the "jumpin monkey" I haven't had one in years. Drove up there was no line and was a little awkward about a women in school girls skirts and thongs making my order but, they were soooo polite and patient. The drink was so great I came back again and same thing very polite and didn't look at me crazy for ordering something off menu. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Jumpin Monkey - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Our batista has THE MOST kindness personality! As soon as we pulled up to the window, we were instantly greeted while waiting our turn to order. She helped us recommend a delicious redbull mix drink, along with a classic ice vanilla latte. Me and my husband's first time coming and we will be back! read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Redbull drink and ice vanilla latte - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

This is basically a Hooters coffee shop but NO warning and the barista outfits are terribly ugly. Our server was wearing a string bralette with boyshort underwear... while pregnant. I've seen women in Vegas wear more clothing and way better uniforms at Hooters! Anyways, as far as the food and drinks go.... I ordered a Large Mocha Latte and their French Toast Bagel Sandwich. The Mocha Latte was just decent. Like many other reviewers, I felt like it was lackluster and mine was bitter and/or burnt. I was honestly surprised that it wasn't sweet at all. And the French Toast Bagel was not good. The idea sounds great on the menu, but it is executed awfully. The bagel itself is good, but the sausage patty and egg is too small to full cover the sandwich. They should make the bagel smaller or make the egg and sausage patty bigger because the first bite is just thick dry bagel - nothing else. They also put "bacon" on, but it was more like Canadian bacon because it was soft and had a bunch of jiggly fat. They should just use regular crispy bacon. Overall, I rate it 1/5 stars. Won't come back. read more

We went here thinking it was still Java Detour. It's not. We decided to give it a try anyway. I don't care about the servers in bras. It's fine. My problem is that the regular Classic Coffee tasted burned, as if it had been on a burner all day. It was after 2pm, so maybe it had been brewed in the morning and left on the hot plate. I expect that from a waiting room, or the drunk tank, or my MiL. Not from a coffee place. The coffee tasted old and burned. When we got back to work, my husband poured out his entire Large cup. I sipped on mine for a while, but eventually poured it out as well. read more

If you are looking for a good cup of coffee, this is the place. Not an ordinary run of the mill chain brand. The baristas are friendly and welcoming. read more

I finally went to Bottoms Up coffee and I loved it! It's a drive up spot with only 1-2 people working and 2 windows, so be prepared to wait a bit if there are cars in line. The first time we visited we pulled up she was already serving the 1 car, so we got helped pretty quickly. Our barista wore a nurse outfit to work, I think her name was Gabby? She was really patient with us newbies and helped us pick out drinks and the coffee itself there. As she warned us, the coffee is stronger than Starbucks! It was so much better than the super sugary, not so coffee ish coffee we get at Starbucks. We have been back a handful of times since the past few weeks because the coffee is.pur favorite on the west side now and the girls who work here so far have all been very kind and helpful! I know many people are sucked into the drama of the gimmick that they wear bikinis and lingerie, either going there for that or NOT going there because of that. I'm here to say the coffee alone is worth it!!!! The pricing is better than starbucks, too. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Delicious coffee! - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

This place is down right awesome, there is always a beautiful girl to ask how your day is and take your order, they are very busy but get the job done. Love this place.! read more

Got a medium vanilla latte. I'm surprised to say it was delicious!! Smooth and perfect temp!! I didn't have much of a wait. Starbucks that is adjacent to this, is new, they are always slow and they mess my order up all the time. I'm always in a hurry and that location isn't conducive to me stopping there any longer. So I decided to try bottoms up!! The girl that help me was very friendly. It must be loud inside (probably trying to stay warm) she couldn't hear me unless she was at the window!! I'm glad I stopped by. I'm impressed! read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Vanilla latte inside. Yumm - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

The place was meh. The small little building was clean and it's in what looks like a decent shopping strip but the service was ok. A show with my drink would be great or at least be happy to take my money. So meh. Not rememberable but not a bad experience. It's luke warm. My energy drink that they gave me was mostly sugar and red bull though. My teeth still hurt from drinking it. read more

My hubby and I needed some caffeine and decided to try someplace new! He ordered a Screamer and I ordered a Blonde Bombshell and they both tasted DELICIOUS and our Barista was HOT!**WARNING bootycheeks are on FULL display** read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Blonde Bombshell - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

This place rocks, the service was awesome and the drinks we got were sooo good A+ Bottoms up read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - The Screamer! So delicious - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Rolled in for a double espresso to add to my travel coffee cup. Really, the espresso is really strong, better for mixing into coffee drink rather than as a straight shot. The cheerful and charming Avery was working. Prompt, pleasant and a candidate for the 2022 Calendar. read more

I'm giving them two stars for customer service because the barista was so nice and helpful. They get 0 stars for their coffee because it tasted like gasoline. I got an iced caramel latte and sadly I will not be returning. I wouldn't recommend this place to a friend. read more

If you guys are looking for a new quick drive through coffee shop to stop at on the way to work this is the one! I just went this morning to get a twisted energy drink and they always make my drinks quick not to mention they have the best energy drinks all the girls have great customer service. Yesterday I saw Hannah and trinity and brought one my friends that had never been there before, now she's hooked too read more

Great little drive thru!! Only two windows but they make drinks pretty fast. Was a little taken aback by the clothing (or lack of clothing) the baristas were wearing but that definitely did not take away from the quality of the coffee!! read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Blond bombshell- definitely on the sweet side, yum!! - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Burnt coffee and the one I order did not taste close to snickers. Nice employees and great service just poorly taste coffee

I've never been to a coffee place like this. So, I stayed in Bakersfield for a few nights and wanted a coffee, and close to my hotel was a drive-thru coffee place called Bottoms Up Expresso. Yes, there was a Dutch bros and Starbucks close by, but they are everywhere. I wanted to try a different place. Ordered my drink and pulled up to the window , I saw the barista was dressed in a t-shirt and her underwear. I guess this is the big deal of this coffee shop. I personally didn't care. My drink was great and the batista was friendly. I would definitely go back again if in the area. It beats going to the same old coffee joints. read more

We stopped here on our way south to get caffeinated but we ended up getting sugar high with the first sip of these custom iced lattes. We tried but every sip was worst than the first. Awful experience to say the least. read more

Well , Guess who...your friendly neighborhood Spi...... more like BikiniCoffee Man . OK , first off..... why oh why is this the only B.U. site, not sporting any pix of the Delicious Booty Baristas ? Thats badically your money making advertisers ! So I guess ill do the honors of , Erecting the first pix ! My pops and I road tripping back from LA , perfect stop just had too....not too far off the trail , well worth it ! Middle of no where , no customers yet , amazed by that with such a Decadent little morsel of Delight waiting to serve with the sweetest smile and awesome playful attitude ! This young lady is making you money guys , so start promoting ! Thnx again sweetie.....your the best ! Dirty Chai latte ( iced) for me pretty good , next time will be EXTRA DIRTY as suggested by the Barista Booty ! My pops his go too non fat iced latte, not only did he dig it..... but I believe he is still smiling the next day - Today.....lol Great service , n drinks Cheers. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Absolutely..... Decadent , coffee wasnt bad either - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

As you would expect the staff is always friendly and the coffee is top notch. It took me a few different drinks to find what I liked and now I have my regular coffee. Sometimes I switch it up and get an energy drink. I've grown weary of the coffee shop on every single corner and simply refuse to go there. I'd much rather spend my money at a small, local business anyway. Give them a try! read more

Upon arrival to this "fine" establishment, we expected a splendid view of beautiful women and tasty refreshments. Instead we received a cold stare and lifeless statement of "we only have two blender." We shrugged it off as her waking up on the wrong side so we waited and anticipated our drinks. Upon tasting our drinks, we were horrified to force down some watery sludge. 1/5 will never go here again. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - My rage - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

Sarah made my experience so great. Delicious drinks, friendly environment, fast service!

I liked this place. I decided to give it a try after my friends and I talked about this place the night before. I pulled up to the drive up window slightly embarrassed of what I was about to see....Barista in a bra and mini skirt. Boy did I feel bad as i'm bundled up in a parka. After browsing the menu, I was still unsure of what to order. The barista was so incredibly helpful. I normally like to drink black coffee and refrain from anything too sweet. The barista recommended that I ordered the blonde monkey for my pal and an Americano for myself. I then added a Pizza bagel deal for $2 more. I had a sip of my friend's Blonde Monkey and it was interesting. However, my friend enjoyed it very much. It is white coffee with a hint of banana. I must add that I do have a slight allergy to bananas so 3 sips was just enough for me and i'm glad I didn't order it. Americano was average, nothing special. The price is a little steep, but you're getting a very large cup of coffee. 24 oz yo! I think it was like $5 something for the Blonde Monkey and $3.75 for the Americano. The bagel was a solid 3 stars. Typical, nothing special. Nice balance of sweet and salty. Overall, the highlight of this experience was the customer service. I went in today at 8 am and forgot the name of the barista. Kudos to her anyhow. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Pizza bagel--3 stars - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California

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Best coffee hands down! Beats any other coffee business's around! The girls are really nice too and actually care!

Delish drinks! Cheaper than Starbucks. You can actually taste the coffee. Be prepared to wait if there's a couple of cars ahead of you as there are only a couple people working inside. read more

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Had an amazing experience, went in for a regular coffee but the barista I believe her name was Karina suggested a blonde bombshell, and I have to say it was pretty tasty. I will definitely be heading back to try more of these delicious drinks. read more

I went for a blended drink with energy in it but the girl didn't know how to make it. I will just keep going to the Clovis stand

What are they selling??? SEX!! My first impression was, "wow do the owners know they dress like this for work?" Then it hit me, the name.... the clothing did not leave much for the imagination. To top it off, this was the worst iced mocha and breakfast croissant sandwich I have ever had. read more

We each asked for one sugar in our coffees. We ended up with two syrupy sweet drinks. One was completely undrinkable. Have to admit I hadn't paid attention to the reviews and was surprised that the barista was dressed up like Hooters on the beach (heavy makeup, halter top, thong bikini bottoms), but she was nice. Just led to an unexpected conversation with my kids afterward when they realized they had seen her butt. read more

Just love ! The ladies are always so nice and give the best service :). Their coffee is SO good ! Gorgeous, smart ladies that make amazing coffee. Thank you !! read more

Sweet senorita with white coffee is hands down the best! Staff is super friendly. Would definitely come back again

I ordered the blonde monkey and it was very yummy! The island girl is super good also!! Really great drinks and awesome customer service!

My hats are off to these lovely ladies. They are working it and I truly do not understand why this place is not packed ALL the time. I mean, come on.. hot girls, scantily attired, and serving up tasty coffee and always pleasant. You would think there would be a long ass line. It confounds me, The only thing I can think of, is that people are too uptight... because the coffee is better here than at some of the other local locations. The only cons are that it closes early and it is way on the other side of town. Come on people... these ladies are out here first thing in the morning and it gets cold as hell out here... and they are still smiling and friendly. Give them a little support. Personally, I think that whoever came up with this is genius. I bet they would do great in L.A. I am never really out on that side of town, or else I would come here more often. To hell with people who can't get past what they are wearing. Get over it. Get a life. And come get some damn coffee. It is the elixer of life. :-) read more

Well being a former bikini barista in Fresno I love these drinks. There's only 4 girls I hit it off with over there. My fav is their screamer with no green apple the coffee needs a lil bit of work though. Other then that I get my fix everyday read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Bakersfield, California