Always got the nasty chick working that cant make coffee . Use to be my favorite spot now I drive off when that serara chick working . Coffee so gross .... read more

Amazing service from Kayla last night ... she was sooo sweet she made the best coffee too

Cute place cute merch and good coffee ! Great customer service as well thank you . Would recommend for sure

Coffee is pretty good, it's not burnt like Starbucks and they have different milk options. They made my latte and had good customer service and conversation. Was in and out quickly only one person in line ahead of me. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Large Latte - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Modesto, California

The energy drinks are fantastic!! The Island Girll and Tropical Kiss are my favorite!! Honestly, I haven't had one I haven't liked!! Friendly service. read more

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Came here on a long tiring day , I got myself an Irish girl drink and a beautiful smile came with it. My days completed with happiness now. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - a man and a woman in a car - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Modesto, California

It's good I had try already a couple of they're coffees and they're pretty good actually, also I had a friend who came from Liberal, KS and I took him to one of the stands and he was so shocked to see the beautiful girls working there and he ask them if it was legal to work on they're outfits hehe. He wants to comeback again and try everything on the menu. read more

OK, I came, I was disappointed. My latte has 2 cups out syrup in it that I didn't ask for! I can't even down 1/3. Rather go to Hooters! read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - the outside of a restaurant - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Modesto, California

I think this coffee shop (or stop LOL) is hands down amazing! The service is amazing and there's nothing bad I can say about it. I do think people should tone down calling these women names such as "the hoes" because they're such KARENS! read more

The food is pretty bad microwaved gas station stuff. The premium coffee is pretty decent the syrup covers up the burnt taste. The service is pretty slow. The real appeal of this place is absolutely the well dressed ladies. I didn't even know a place like this existed outside of Las Vegas. It's a very unique idea read more

I go here all the time and have never had a bad experience with the coffee/energy drinks/food or the customer service. All the girls are super polite and cool to talk to! You can tell they're very genuine. And the coffee is so much better than any other place I've been too, including Starbucks! It can be a bit pricey depending on what you're getting and how often you go but I like supporting smaller businesses :) read more

I noticed this establishment only has 3 stars and tons of negative reviews which seem to only come from bitter, insecure, old women. It is SO sad how insecurity affects women. Seriously, go get plastic surgery or something so you can stop hating yourselves and being so god damn SALTY lol. So I thought I'd go ahead and leave a five star review. Keep up the good work girls! It's hard out here for a pimp. read more

Aesthetic: *2.3* fucking run down shack with a busted ass parking lot. If you're too excited to see some thunderous Central Valley tits, you'll miss the 2ft wide pothole next to the drive thru. It's the Dutch bros for city workers and gardeners that have they're whole inventory strapped into their 14 year old Isuzu truck by rope. Coffee: *6.8* actually not bad. They have the classic espresso options. I went with an Americano, which you really can't fuck up. They had oat milk and almond milk, which is a pleasant surprise around here. There are some high-caffeine options, including a turbo menu. There are curious sugary drinks like Dutch bros. Tits: *5* straight 5. The barista is the one their Insta posted. Decent country tits. Legs like oxen, which was better. Had a janky tat on her thigh. Asked me about my weekend, which is nice. But you know that's all she's rehearsed and anything further will overclock her system. The 5 is given because I can't judge off their 1st at-bat. Given it wasn't a busy time, this might not be their starting team. Some filthy baddies could bring this score up (or down). Given that DB is the reference point here, I'd much rather prefer some starry-eyes, barely 18 y/o blonde CUSD soccer playing girl that is privileged enough to be a flirt because her neighborhood has 3 sheriffs in it. Again, if bottoms up had some cigarette smoking, tattoo sleeve thot with a jiggly bruised ass serving my coffee, my preferences could change depending on my mood. Overall, this place isn't shit. Coffee isn't horrible, so that's it's saving grace. But if they're willing to put it out there that their baristas are sluts, I'm open to giving it another shot. It's a breathe of fresh air compared to the community college Christine from Starbucks in a Gap button up. read more

I like their iced and blended coffees. The service is usually very nice as well.

Coffee is good, customer service is good, eye candy was nice. No long lines to wait for at this location, never had to wait. I'd rather come here than go to Starbucks when I'm in the area and need a caffeine fix. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Modesto, California

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My friend came down to visit. He wanted some breakfast and coffee and pointed out this place... I figured, "what the hell". We drove up to the window, which surprisingly was low enough for the car door, and it was exactly what I suspected. The service was beautiful and friendly. Although she described herself as a model, I was curious about her current occupation. The outfit she wore provided limit protection from environmental exposures. However, I believe it could have been more hazardous. I was glad she had at minimum something to protect her. I ordered a simple coffee with hazelnut while my friend ordered a mocha latte. After exchanging pleasantries and suggesting male servicemen, we tipped her for assisting us with our morning delight. The coffee is great and having the opportunity to meet someone under those circumstances is greater. Thank you for the service Bottoms-Up lady. You deserve every single dollar of that tip. read more

Okay, the Location middle of Nowhere. Right on highway 132. I take this way to head to modesto or to go to livermore... Anyways, finally tried this place out. Okay, a girl with her butt and boobs showing.. thats what I am paying for? Seems like it! And you have to pay tips too? Really??? Anyways, coffee isnt the best to brag about. Blueberry muffin is good. So $16.00 for Iced Coffee, lemonade, blueberry Muffin, and egg&sausage breakfast ... um, way more expensive than starbucks or Peets. Anyways, I will go back, if I am in a rush and need an expresso. read more

The coffee is not good. Not sure if the milk was bad or what but I couldn't have more than one sip. Got two of the same drinks in hot and cold and they were dramatically different. read more

If I could give zero stars I would. Service was sub par and coffee was disgusting. I know how my coffee is supposed to taste (I get the same thing from multiple places) I don't mind the bikini part, but I do wonder about the sanitary side of things. All of their bits are covered and they aren't really handling food (as far as I know). But it was gross. The worst coffee I've ever had. Will not be going back. DEFINITELY would NOT recommend. read more

Really bad coffee served by a really bad staff. Guys hit this place up to see bouncing (mostly saggy) knockers and women hit it up to see what happens to other women when they're not talented enough to work at Starbucks or pretty enough to make decent tips at strip clubs. read more

This creepy tweeker coffee shed is just blah. Coffee is gross. Service is just regular. I Love to support a local business, but this one is just another tacky hole on Tweeker avenue. I'm better off getting a drip coffee from the gas station. read more

Stopped by cause I had already passed Starbucks. Not impressed. Coffee was expensive, luke warm, and ok at best.

Stop at any of their locations when I'm in the area, prefer this coffee over Starbucks by far because you can actually taste coffee in these drinks unlike Starbucks that's basically water and sugar. Consistent at most locations, tried the new smores drink this morning was just as good as most the other drinks, staff is very friendly at most locations. Pleasant surprise that Tiffany was not working at Prescott, she is the only employee that is consistently rude and snappy with me. Want good coffee and pretty girls? This is your place! read more

I have been to each stand in San Joaquin valley and Courtneys drinks rock . Caylin is also awesome . They are very nice And quick to get out your drinks read more

the coffee is good and so are their express breakfast options. the girls are nice and pretty ladies. i always tip for a picture don't be an ass and take pics without tipping! read more

Morgan can make good drinks but she is not kind to her employees. Ive heard her talk to some of the employees and is a bit harsh. As a regular it is saddening for the girls. Wonder if that is why they get new girls a lot. They all do not seem to stay long at that stand. read more

Love the coffee here! The girls are always quick, personable, and always willing to tailor your drink to your needs. Always enjoy swinging through Bottoms Up before my daily commute! read more