Any worthwhile trip to MV is a mixture of baking on the beach during the day, and fine dining whenever you're not on the water. We heard a lot about Chilmark Tavern, so added it to our "new" things to try on our recent visit. Well...we tried it. I honestly can't understand how this place rates even three stars. One of the other travel sites gives it 4 1/2. Bull. Without a doubt, the most disappointing experience we had during our July week on The Vineyard. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why people like this place.
To start, it is NOT a tavern. Chilmark is a dry town. There is a bar with no beer, booze or wine...but bring your own and they'll open if for you for $14. They'll rent you a beer glass for $2. It only gets ridiculously more expensive from there. What really amazed me was the number of people in the restaurant with young children. Not a lot, but too many. Who is paying $29 to feed their kid a dried-out piece of chicken?
I am truly baffled as to how this place has any positive reviews at all.
We had an 8:30 reservation, and when we arrived there was still a long line on the porch waiting to be seated. The hostess offered to uncork our wine and keep it in the fridge while we waited. Yeah...$14 for this.
When we were finally escorted into the dining room (aka: ski lodge on President's Day Weekend), we got a four-top in the kitchen traffic pattern. The dining room is exceptionally loud, thus my ski lodge remark. No sound proofing, just a big room crammed with too many tables too close together. You could barely hear each other talk across the table.
Our server handed us menus then walked off for 15 minutes. It gave us plenty of time to look at the brief list of entree items, which included a couple of vegan dishes, fresh bluefish, and a locally sourced chicken something. When our server finally re-appeared, two of us ordered the bluefish. That's when we were informed that there was no bluefish tonight. WTF? You couldn't have told us that when you seated us and gave us menus then disappeared for 15 minutes? The substitute for this $42 dish was monk fish, whose only commonality with bluefish is the word "fish." One of us reluctantly settled for the monk fish, two of us tried the fluke instead (meh) and one tried the wonderful-sounding organic free-range hippie chicken. Every one of us was wrong.
The chicken was a scrawny breast with a little bit of wing attached. It was as dry as a hockey puck and was reluctantly returned to the kitchen, only to be replaced by a slightly less dry rendition. The only accompaniment was a small pile of salad greens. Remember, this was $29, the cheapest thing on the menu.
Our fluke dishes weren't bad. Just basic white fish baked in some stuff. Maybe broiled. Served on a bed of a kind of corn salsa. It was okay, but the portion was small, there were no sides, and this tiny nugget of fish cost nearly $40. I added a side of fried potatoes to my order for an additional $10, and they were honestly the best thing we ate that night.
After dinner, our server didn't even bother to ask my wife how her second chicken dish was. He seemed to know not to go there.
I truly, honestly don't understand why this place has a waiting list to get in, or why people give it five star reviews. If you like eating hospital food in a ski-resort lodge, this might be your kind of place. It was the low-light of our week on MV, and not one of our party had a good thing to say after we left. Ridiculously expensive even by Vineyard standards. Do yourself a favor, and just go next door and pick up a couple of subs at the general store...you'll save yourself about $300. read more