I can write a novel on how bad this place is... it's that bad. But eh you know... for the interest in time I'm just gonna write this review.
First of all the place looks like shit. They got outdoor seating in the summer that is like sitting at my uncle paulie's barbeques. Which is a bad thing, I hate my family and the seats are dirty like someone layed one and two on it and spread it all over the seat. Why should I be reminded of my hot blooded Italian family when I just wanna enjoy some sandwich made by some cranky bitch.
Which brings me to the employees. They are some of the dumbest people I have ever seen run a deli. When you walk in, the definition of incompetence pops out right at you. Some are cranky and act like they are your lazy mother who you asked to make a sandwich for you but refuses because she wants to watch her damn soap operas. Others act like you are running out of time and you must order because the fate of the world is in your hands. If you're talking on your cell phone, forget about it... they'll tell you to shut up and they'll take the next person in lines order. What if I wanna do a lil multitasking and order Chinese for my wife because she's a fat whore that swipes my credit card for a living. Neh eh... not here. They don't care about your wife. Others are just plain stupid. You tell em what you what and they give you something different. They practically order for you.
There is this one hefty woman that talks like she is reading from a script whenever she takes my order. God help you if you get her. She gets my order wrong practically 90 percent of the time and acts like I messed up. She also can't count change for her life also. Whoever trains these people should require some form of a math degree for all employees if they don't wanna jip their customers. I bet 75 percent of their profit is due to this dumb asses inability to count change.
There is also another blond haired bitch who acts like its a wonderful day for a parade everyday. Shut the hell up, my day is horrible because you just took my order, it can't be terrific after eating here Blondie.
The food is also horrible not to mention. They can't make any decent Italian food, I wonder if the owner is even Italian. If he is, then he's a disgrace to his kind. As Henry Hill once said "its like German noodles with ketchup"... Just horrible. The food also looks like its been out before my great aunt Rosaline was born... and she's pretty fucking old. It is also really expensive. Why the hell should I pay like 20 dollars for a salad? What if I'm trying to lose weight? It also gives me bad ajada every time. I practically feel like pissing tomato sauce out of my mouth and asshole whenever I have their penne.
The doors in there also suck cock. If its cold.. god help ya. Every time someone walks in, you'll get a blast of Antarctica. They should really invest in some double doors those cheap fucks. There is so much more to talk about that its not even funny. I may actually consider writing this novel eventually but who knows.
In conclusion, you should never go unless you have already made up your will. Now you may be wondering " Hey Vinny, why you come to this place all the time if you hate it so much?" Well the only reasons I could say is that its on the way to work and maybe I secretly hate myself. I don't know.
JUST DON'T GO... PERIOD. read more