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    Crazy Alan's Swamp Shack

    3.3 (621 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

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    CRAZY ALAN'S SWAMP SHACK ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Casual
    Outdoor seating
    Good for kids

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    Pasta
    Brooke S.

    I got a pasta dish tonight. It was amazing! My husband ordered 12 grilled shrimp and was given a grilled fish, shrimp and veg plate by mistake (waitress rang up wrong, no problem). She corrects order and someone else delivers plate but it only had 6 shrimp. By the time hubby gets his meal. I've eaten half of mine. Not a single apology from the waitress sadly. We never complained or asked for a manager.

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    Lunch on a Saturday. My second visit here. Weather was cold but they had heaters going. We got boiled crawfish and crab along with some appetizers and a bucket o' beer. Food was good, our server Hannah did a great job.

    All you can eat Catfish & Shrimp Feast
    Royal V.

    We tried the all you can eat catfish and shrimp. It comes with a gumbo and salad as an appetizer. It was delicious. We sat outside, it was cool windy day, but they installed overhead heaters that made it cozy. Service was good. We will be back!

    The food was amazing I got the chefs special and the dinner for two for my mom and dad and a couple of appetizers
    Ciya M.

    I came here and got the chef special and it was amazing. Our server was perfectly patient and kind, the food was good and so was the vibe 10/10 would recommend if you're in kemah

    Pure deliciousness.... Spicy dungeoness crabs
    Paul J.

    Get the Dungeness crabs with the G-sauce... the crab and shrimp are so delicious.. I've never had a better sauce on my seafood, live music on the patio keeps your very entertained. Highly recommend

    Trout Medallion and seafood skewer with Pontchartrain Sauce
    Debbie R.

    The food was excellent! The waitress, Janette, was wonderful and very friendly. The homemade onion rings were very good. I had the Trout Medallion with grilled seafood and veggies with yummy sauce on top. The open restaurant was great for a beautiful day. It was very relaxing watching the boats come and

    G style flavored pot
    Amanda L.

    After a whole day of playing at Kemah boardwalk, I was looking forward to getting some crawfish! I was seated really quickly and opted for the upstairs seating- there are a handful of comfy booths! I got the "G Style Flavored Pot" which came with 3 pounds of crawfish and 1 pound of shrimp! The shrimp was exceptionally large and fresh! And the portion is good for 2-3 people! There was also lots of crawfish and it tasted really good with the mild seasoning (which was not mild btw) I also had some southern gumbo - very heavy and hearty taste; as well as some catfish - super flaky and fresh! (The Catfish and Shrimp Feast could feed 2-3 people as well!) An overall great experience for my first crawfish boil!

    Blackened shrimp with onion rings and garlic potatoes
    Cassandra M.

    YUMMY!!!! I am a seafood lover and this place hits the spots and y'all I love QUALITY VALUE and good portions and this place delivers that wholeheartedly. Great prices (there's an AYCE fried shrimp and fish on certain days!!), wonderful variety, and the taste is pretty tastyyyyy!! The blackened shrimp flavor was on point, savory with subtle heat, and the fried seafood was wonderful! I also enjoyed the hush puppies. The garlic potatoes were good but not great and left me desiring way more oomph or seasoning and I gobbled those onion rings down but there def couldeve been more seasoning and flavor It was a good experience and location near the water and kemah is wonderful!! Thank you!

    Crawfish Boil with Shrimp
    Tracy S.

    We had great service ,live music , and good food .Laid back atmosphere minutes from Kemah Boardwalk,

    Stuffed Jalapeño Shrimp

    The Stuffed Jalapeño Shrimp are awesome. A MUST try. The food was great. Very flavorful. The waitress Melissa was very cheerful, knowledgeable of the menu and pleasant to speak with. Must ask for Melissa.

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    This was my third visit and my last. The wait today wasn't more than 45 minutes. I do recall the…read moregnats previously but it seems to be a out of control issue, even ROACHES. A small one crawling on the wall near our table and someone from my party saw a larger one crawling near the kitchen. And boy was it stuffy in there. I asked our waitress if she could move a floor fan near for some relief and to detour the gnats, she said she go ask but she never came back and when she did she completely forgot my request. We weren't seated in the greater eating area where it was cooler and maybe where the gnats were less of a bother. The food was delicious and homemade, you can tell it was made with high quality ingredients and that Southern skill that you can only get from helping Grandma in the kitchen. BUT the roaches made us lose our appetite. Such a shame. It seemed like the building went down. They don't seem to put as much effort into the condition of that place as they do the food. Dusty ceiling fans and crummy floors. I appreciate the homey vibe but it looked really junky, more stuff piled in unoccupied corners as before. I gave a lot of things the side eye, I mean it there has to be maintained asthetic. They charged an 18% gratuity on my tab for a party of 8 but I arrived with 4 people, the other 4 had already been there, paid and was almost done with their meal. Then of course the cashier/waitress still mentioned an additional, optional tip. I didn't think that was fair. At the end of it all she wasn't the best waitress.

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