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    4.8 (37 reviews)

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    Anthony Z.

    I cant remember ever coming to the Royal Hall in my childhood trip to DIsney but seeing the little one get so excited to see the Princesses was priceless! Before heading inside we stood in line to meet the Princess Jasmine and Aladdin and took a family picture with them before going in line to see the who was at home in the Royal Hall. Inside we met Cinderlla, Princess Tiana who was my granddaughters favorite, and Snow White who all of my girls loved. Snow White told the little one to be sure to make a wish in her wishing well before we left the Castle and because of her promise to the Princess we made sure to check that off the list. Have your photopass ready for this one because you will want a family picture with your family's favorite Princess for sure.

    Snow White
    Tiffany D.

    Fantasy Faire is a cute and quaint area off to the side of the castle, here you can see the beautiful Rapunzel Tower light up, have some yummy goodies at Maurice's Treat, catch a cute show at the Royal Theatre or fulfill your dreams and tap into your inner child (if you're not a child) by visiting the Princesses at the Royall Hall. Also if you're lucky you might catch Gaston roaming around! The Royal Hall, I can finally cross this off of my list!! All of the years I've been going to Disneyland and I've never stepped foot in here (partly because of the hour long line I always see ugh). I casually got there right when they opened and there was only a 5 min wait, I might have even wait 20 minutes to see my fav princess Ariel. Having never been here I wasn't sure what to expect, I thought you just take a picture with one Princess and that's all. Wrong! I was able to meet three Princesses, Elena of Avalor, Ariel and Snow White. I find this way better than lining up to take a pic with Mickey or Goofy because the Princesses are very personable, they interact with you and get to know you a little all while getting your pictures taken. As a child I don't recall experiencing this or taking pictures with my favorite Princess so it was definitely an experience and I would gladly go again to see different Princesses as they are different everyday. The Royal Theatre is currently showing a Beauty and the Beast themed show in honor of the upcoming release of the live action movie as well as the transformation in Fantasyland. Maurice's Treats is one of those food stands that is somewhat hidden and hardly ever has a line but they serve some yummy items. They are well known for their cheddar garlic bagel twists and boysen apple freeze. They have transformed the menu a bit to feature a "grey stuff" twist, strawberry rose twist, dipping sauces and a red rose lemonade freeze all in honor of the upcoming Beauty and The Beast. I would definitely check this little area out, it's cute and not too crazy and it has a lot to offer.

    Eric N.

    Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora...Disney princesses everywhere. The Princess Fantasy Faire does a great job of putting some of the most sought after Disney characters all in one place at one time. If I remember right the princesses would randomly show up around the Castle and it was hard to find them when you really wanted a picture Save yourself tons of time waiting in line and make this one of the first things you do in your day...especially if you have little princess girls with you who want to meet their favorite princess. Most of the time Princess Fantasy Faire opens like a hour after the park opens so you can totally go straight there and be one of the first to get your pictures taken. Sure the line can be ridiculous at times but to those kids it is like waiting in line to see an A-List celebrity. After waiting your time in line you get to spend time walking down the royal walk...getting to stop every few feet and take pictures with random princesses. The only problem is that the princess you want to take pictures with may not necessarily be one of the princesses that is on the royal walk at the time you get there. It can be funny at times because you might have Ariel at the first spot and then say Snow White at the second stop and then Mulan or Pocahontas is at the third stop. You know the kids REALLY want to get their picture with Mulan...most of them do not even know who she is. I feel sorry for her sometimes. Oh well, whatever...she still is part of the Disney family...that is always magical. :0)

    Porky, the peppy pup with Cinderella
    Catalina T.

    I love being able to meet more than one princess in one place, the Royal Hall. This in a way saves you time but I do know that on busy days, the line here can be long and the wait can be crazy for kids. Lucky for me, I have no kids and just have to bare with everyone's craziness (which is fun to watch when you are somewhat buzzed from drinking double pear martinis at California Adventures). I like to kill time here just people watching and trying to guess how long it will take for some parents to loose their patience. I like to also think of stuff I might ask the princess to enhance my interaction with them. The few times I've met them, the wait has been totally worth it. I've taken my puppy brother to meet the girls here and they love him as much as he loves them. I've never really felt rushed and I like how personal it feels to be in the room with just them and the photographer taking your pictures (no crowds watching you). This is a great spot for photos and also for those that collect autographs. I've been able to meet Cinderella, Snow White and Belle. You can ask Cinderella how Gus and Jaq are doing or how it feels like to ride a pumpkin. I like to always remind Snow White to not eat apples from strangers and ask her to whistle for me (she's pretty darn good). As for Belle, I've asked her what her favorite book to read is (or a book recommendation), I've also like to ask her what she thinks of Gaston and how Philipe is doing) Sometimes you might see Merida outside and ask her for a quick archery lesson. You might be able to catch the Frozen show at the Royal Theater (go early, it gets super crowded). If you get hungry, you are able to get a quick snack from Maurice Treat Cart. They sell some twisted snacks that look sort of like churros or bread sticks. If you feel like shopping, there is also a small shop, The Fairy Tale Treasure Shop filled with crowns, clothes and all sort of princess things. TIp: -There is a bathroom as you exit/enter the place over by Rancho del Zocalo that usually isn't very busy. -You might want to use flash in your pictures, it is a bit dark in the Royal Hall.

    David H.

    Step into an extension part of Fantasyland with the Fantasy Faire. Cross the bridge and come into a medieval village. As you walk into the village, you may immediately be drawn to the maypole in the Faire's square. The maypole is based on Rapunzel's tower from the movie "Tangled". To the left, you will find the Royal Theatre. Here, you can find two shows. One on Beauty and the Beast, the other on Rapunzel. These shows are in the style of how they would have presented them to the villagers in the 17th and 18th centuries. They are told with a narrator, the main characters, a piano player supplying the music, and themed stagehands. And there are no special effects as you might see in other theatre productions (like Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular) Just outside of the Royal Theatre is Maurice's Treats. Here, you'll find Strawberry Twists, Chocolate Twists, and Cheddar Garlic Bagel twists. For beverages, it appears to be Boysen Apple Freeze and water. To the right, near the side passage way to Fantasyland, is the Royal Hall where you can actually greet Aurora, Cinderella, and Ariel. The queue will take place in a covered area before you step inside. Once inside, there are three chambers, with a princess in each one of the three Several other items of interest here at the Faire are the animated Figaro on a windowsill. Every now and then the little bird in the cage will sing a song, waking Figaro up. But all Figaro wants to do is sleep. Another item is Clopin's Music Box. Turn the crank and hear "Topsy Turvey" as the "Festival of Fools" comes to life with animated painted flats For your Princesses shopping needs, Fairy Tale Treasures is the place to go. For trivia lovers, on the tallest steeple in the Faire, you'll find the crest with the letters CPG. Those are the initials of Carnation Plaza Gardens, the former occupant of the area before it was completely transformed into the Faire Once Disney took out the old Carnation Plaza Gardens restaurant, this area was so underutilized. So I think this area is much more appealing and deserving for the Disney Princesses instead of the old Fantasyland Theatre or the temporary Small World promenade. By transforming this area, it frees up the old Fantasy Faire by "it's a small world", which will be used once again as an amphitheater for "Mickey and the Magical Map"

    Royal Hall entrance
    Chris C.

    Every little girl (and some adults) will have the new Princess Fantasy Faire attraction at the top of her list. Featuring meeting/autograph opportunities with the princesses, and a theather with Tangled and Beauty & The Beast shows this is the latest hotspot for those in their princess phase. LOCATION: As you walk down Main Street, it's immediately to the left of Sleeping Beauty's Castle. It's accessible from Frontierland, Main Street, or Fantasyland. DESIGN: Stepping into the Fantasy Faire is like stepping right into one of the princess fairytales. It's like the opening scenes in the small town from Beauty & Beast have come to life. ROYAL HALL: This is the main reason for most kids to stop here. After waiting in line (partially covered with fans for those hot summer days), you wind through the hall and get to meet 3 princesses (Aurora, Ariel, and Cinderella on our visit). The cast members do a good job of giving each kid adequate time with the princesses, with the kids never feeling hurried. Each princess took time to really speak with the kids, ask them questions, sign autograph books, give them a hug, and pose for a photo. If you have a little girl (or boy) that loves princesses this is a must see. I'm sure during peak seasons the lines here are going to be absurd. ROYAL THEATRE: Featuring a live keyboard player, a comedy duo tells one of two stories - Tangled or Beauty & The Beast - with the requisite princesses and cohorts involved as well in a fast-paced, humorous show that will please both kids and parents. Make sure to get there early especially if your kid wants a seat on the rugs in the front of the theather. MAURICE'S TREATS: We didn't buy anything here but the smells of baked goods was intoxicating. The speciality drinks come in a souvenir mug (looks like a wooden mug that Maurice or Gaston would use). FAIRY TALE TREASURES: This is yet another place where you can buy dresses and accessories for your little princess. It's like Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique-lite.

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    Alina H.

    I can't believe that after how many time I've been to Disney that I never knew about this location =/. I thought for us to meet the princesses, we have to just be lucky and happen to come across them when we walk around the park. So this castle is where you can meet 3 princesses at a time!!! It is a one on one interaction separated by different section but you don't have to wait in 3 different lines! They will post the name of the princesses in the front of the line, 2 disclosed and 1 surprises. We happened to know about this because we were waiting in line for Belle and overheard one of the parents talking about it. The line was only about 15 minutes. The experience was very magical for my 4 year old. She squealed every time she turned the corner and see another princess. A must visit for all that are a fan of the princesses.

    Pretty cool new addition, can't wait to meet my first princess (Amy would it noted that she is a princess)
    Joe F.

    Disneyworld not that long ago updated their Fantasyland and I was happy to see that Disneyland made a great choice and added this new "faire" to the park. It is a fantastic addition to the park and for families with young "princesses" it is a can't miss attraction. I did find it a bit hilarious that there was a good size line to meet the Disney princesses, but there were "princes" just roaming around with no crowds at all. No mistake who wears the glass slippers here.

    The actress who played Tiana was AMAZING! We absolutely LOVED HER! Disney you need to give her a raise immediately.

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    Amazing place for children to meet Disney Princesses some many of the animated classic fairly tales like Cinderella and Snow White!

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    I love the princesses! I hate the wait, but it doesn't matter b/c I loveee all of the princesses!

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    Fun for a young girl or a girl young at heart. Be sure to get fairy dusted

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    One of the best chill rides at Disneyland. I especially like this one because the tour guide…read moreworkers are so funny. I liked doing this at night, it added to the experience in my opinion.

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    Our funniest jungle cruise guide
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    Doomed boat on it's way to bad/great puns and replayed jokes
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