This place is so bad I had to add them to Yelp in the interest of preserving your toilet from nasty blowouts. From the top or bottom end. You're welcome.
Big fan of Paddles Up and Naked Fins (both great poke shops). Noticed that this new Fish Poke was open and decided to give them a shot. My stomach currently hates me for this decision.
One would think that any place serving raw fish would have the freshest fish on a Friday, right? Well, not the case with this place.
Sat down and starvingly ate a few bites of my poke bowl. Something didn't feel (warm, soft and kinda chewy) or taste right in my mouth. That's never a good sign when eating raw seafood. Uncovered the fish in my bowl and saw that is was slimy, raw but warm, and very clearly far from fresh. I wish my stomach has the ability to throw it up right there on the spot. Sadly, it doesn't. So I had to wait a little while for my butt to do the job. And do the job it did.
Fish Poke falls very short in ways other than serving unforgivably expired fish. They scoop toppings with a teaspoon. Literally. So if you get edamame beans on your bowl, one scoop = about 5 beans. Not kidding. They also don't know the difference between pico de gallo and cheap canned, soupy salsa. Cucumber slices were mushy and translucent- they looked and felt like they had been frozen then thawed out. It was very odd.
I'd expound more on what else sucks about this place, but I, no joke, have to run yet again to the toilet to s#!t my brains out. Fish Poke will probably be out of business by the time you read this review anyway. Thanks Fish Poke! read more