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    Fools And Horses

    4.2 (73 reviews)
    ModerateCocktail Bars
    Open 4:00 pm - 11:00 PM
    Updated 2 weeks ago

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    Sally C.

    Came here for a drink and some sharable plates! Everything was very good. The steak was my favorite

    Steak, fruits, Cobb salad, apple cocktail
    Billie G.

    What a cool trendy bar. Fools and horses is a perfect first date spot but it also kind of gives friends night out if you wanna play cards. A much more relaxed and laid-back vibe not a rowdy place. The steak frites were incredible, the steak is cooked in a garlic herb butter, and it melts as they bring it to your table it was cooked to just the right temperature. The fries are seasoned perfectly. Even the arugula has a good dressing. It's like a citrus dressing. The Cobb salad I would totally recommend. It's fresh the bacon bits give this Tan the tomatoes were really fresh. The dressing is awesome. It's a good salad. Definitely could serve two people with the salad, but the steak is just for one person. The cocktail menu is amazing and the bartenders have awesome recommendations. If you're in Portland and you're looking for somewhere to go check them out!

    Curry favor and little talks
    Keely N.

    I've never been here during the day, but I definitely like fools and horses for the night life, because sometimes there is a DJ on the weekend! It's usually really crowded at night, but I definitely love it. The cocktails are definitely on the pricey side ($16). The curry cocktail was delicious! And, I was obsessed with the little talks! It was fruity w/ vegan salted cold foam. Perfect for the summer.

    Angie B.

    This is a lovely stop for a cocktail and small bites. The inside is loaded with charm and is nice and cozy... and when we were there for happy hour...nice and low key. The cocktails are really good! Some of the best I had in Portland! I wasn't blown away by the pub cheese.. it was a bit flavorless... but those snack size lobster rolls were delicious! The happy hour price was 3 for 35 and that was a great choice! Really glad we ended up here!

    Little talks margarita

    Best drinks and most outstanding food I've had in years! Great service too! I am Coming back to this place asap!

    Cocktails.

    I really wanted to love Fools and Horses. The atmosphere is wonderfully dark and intimate, perfect for a special occasion. The food itself was genuinely excellent - the Black Cod was superb and the Steak Frites were cooked beautifully. Unfortunately, the service significantly undermined what should have been a memorable evening, especially as we were celebrating my wife's birthday. Our waitress made us feel like an inconvenience every time we tried to order drinks. The pacing was all over the place, with dishes arriving at completely different times rather than as a cohesive meal. We had to flag someone down just to get a second round of drinks, and throughout the entire evening, no one offered us water or brought our check without being asked. For a cocktail bar at this price point, the level of inattentiveness was disappointing. The kitchen clearly has talent, but the front-of-house experience really dampened what should have been a special birthday celebration. I hope this was an off night, because the food quality suggests this place has potential - they just need to get the service up to the same standard.

    Emily W.

    Such a relaxing spot! It's very dark and moody inside with nice leather booths and couches. The drinks were moderately priced for the area and the option of oysters for happy hour is a great plus. They were great quality, small and flavorful, and came with a pickled garlic vinaigrette. The service was attentive and checked up on us regularly and were quick with drinks. I definitely recommend this for a calm night.

    Board
    Katie B.

    Came in for some drinks and snacks after seeing a matinee show at The Armory. It was fairly empty, being only 4pm on a Sunday. There were a couple folks outside and just two other parties inside. The space is nice - great for chatting catching up with a friend or a date night. The large cocktail menu is divided up between spirit forward vs. refreshing drinks. For the first round we opted for the Cash & Curry and one of the spirit forward drinks. I honestly can't remember which we ended up going with but it was delicious though on the sweet side. The Cash & Curry was also pretty sweet but had that nice curry leaf flavor whenever you took a sip. For snacks, we got the board which came with a couple cheeses, some butter and the delicious beef jerked salami type of meet. The board was pretty, though I could have done with some more substance - more bread for the butter, for one. All in all we had a good experience here and had fun looking at the walls. The bartender was all alone when we visited so it took a while to get drinks, but they were friendly and helpful when we had questions. They also checked on us and kept our water full so that's always a plus! While it may not be number one in cocktails around the Pearl, this place was pretty good and I wouldn't mind coming back for drinks.

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    Rin K.

    The overall ambiance is laid-back and chill with dim lighting. I went with seven other friends (note: there's a typical 20% service charge for bigger groups), and the bar is spacious with plenty of seating. They offer indoor seats, street-side outdoor seating, and standing bars. It's perfect for a night out with a large group of friends or a casual date. The drink menu features a wide range of cocktails, hard liquors, a good selection of beers, and mocktails. The variety of cocktails are all beautifully presented with well-chosen stamped ice cubes. Yes, ice cubes are important for good cocktails! We ordered the Crispy Rice Crudo for a light snack, and it was cute, refreshing, and tasty. The bartender and staff were knowledgeable and friendly, without being too overbearing, allowing us to enjoy our drinks and conversation without feeling rushed. Next door is another bar called Pink Rabbit, which has more neon signs, louder music, a festive and funky atmosphere, and fewer seats. Fools and Horses is more low-key, with more seating and a relatively quieter atmosphere suitable for chatting inside. Both are great bars right next to each other, so you can choose based on your mood.

    Melissa P.

    Visited Fools and Horse on a rainy night post-Christmas. Bartenders were nice and knew their libations. They crafted some delectable drinks, and we enjoyed the cozy ambiance and good music. The drinks were excellent.

    quick cure cod, toast, tomato, Portuguese oil

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    We ordered the Crispy Rice Crudo for a light snack, and it was cute, refreshing, and tasty.

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