I had a great time here at Fools and Horses, the food was amazing, probably one of the best Steak Frites I've ever had and for the price point it's a very solid portion. The Fried Focaccia with the Burrata was also very delicious only bone to pick with that is I wished there was more cheese on it how delicious it was! The Ambiance: very nice lounge vibe, music wasn't too loud and it had a nice gothic kind of vibe to it, makes for a real nice date night. The Service: For there being only 2 people working the floor (one making drinks and the other taking orders and running food) the service was good, server was real nice and explained the menu with us I will definitely be coming back when I'm town again! read more

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Had a lovely time on a Saturday night with no wait. Cocktails were creative and delicious--my favorite was the B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I usually find banana cocktails too artificially flavored and unbalanced but this was honestly perfect. The pork piccata mustard-caper sauce was punchy and delicious, but every bite really needed a good swipe of persimmon sauce to cut through the saltiness of the pork. Very much toeing the line in terms of almost too salty. Service was lively with a good rhythm and no hovering. Great decor. Sister restaurant Pink Rabbit just recently closed, so I'm hoping this place will inherit some of that business. read more

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What a cool trendy bar. Fools and horses is a perfect first date spot but it also kind of gives friends night out if you wanna play cards. A much more relaxed and laid-back vibe not a rowdy place. The steak frites were incredible, the steak is cooked in a garlic herb butter, and it melts as they bring it to your table it was cooked to just the right temperature. The fries are seasoned perfectly. Even the arugula has a good dressing. It's like a citrus dressing. The Cobb salad I would totally recommend. It's fresh the bacon bits give this Tan the tomatoes were really fresh. The dressing is awesome. It's a good salad. Definitely could serve two people with the salad, but the steak is just for one person. The cocktail menu is amazing and the bartenders have awesome recommendations. If you're in Portland and you're looking for somewhere to go check them out! read more

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I've never been here during the day, but I definitely like fools and horses for the night life, because sometimes there is a DJ on the weekend! It's usually really crowded at night, but I definitely love it. The cocktails are definitely on the pricey side ($16). The curry cocktail was delicious! And, I was obsessed with the little talks! It was fruity w/ vegan salted cold foam. Perfect for the summer. read more

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My husband and I pop in here sometime for a quick bite and drinks. Depending on when you go it can be quite crowded but the service is always excellent. It's a nice cozy place when low lighting and good food. Last time we went they were really heavy handed with the salt on the steak frites but the risotto was good. read more

This is a lovely stop for a cocktail and small bites. The inside is loaded with charm and is nice and cozy... and when we were there for happy hour...nice and low key. The cocktails are really good! Some of the best I had in Portland! I wasn't blown away by the pub cheese.. it was a bit flavorless... but those snack size lobster rolls were delicious! The happy hour price was 3 for 35 and that was a great choice! Really glad we ended up here! read more

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I'd heard rave reviews about this place and had it bookmarked for the longest time until I was able to grab some reservations when my friend visited. The whole experience was rather odd? Went in on a Sat night and there was a sign stating wait to be seated but absolutely no one came by until I just approached a server and asked what to do if we had a reservation. They just pointed us towards a table and brought over menus shortly thereafter. Drinks were interesting and good and we definitely would have grabbed more if we weren't planning on bar hopping a bit. The interior is cute but definitely louder than anticipated. There is also food available but limited options if you're a vegetarian like me. Perhaps my expectations had been really high due to the hype, but all in all it was a standard bar experience for me. Service was great which was the silver lining though. Parking is street parking but if you're going to bar around this area, recommend Ubering or walking over. read more

Visited this spot for drinks last Saturday night. Was glad to get to check it out. They weren't terribly busy, but maybe it was too early yet. Looked like they were getting ready for a dj set which would have been cool. We got a great spot in the corner by the bar and enjoyed some delicious drinks. Definitely a place for the cool kids and pretty people. read more

This place is a great spot to grab a drink after dinner. The service was excellent, and the atmosphere was upbeat and enjoyable. I highly recommend it and plan to return this spring. read more

Atmosphere was really nice for a date night vibe. I ordered the basilica cocktail which tbh I did not love. It tasted like straight alcohol which if that's your thing you'll like it but I wanted a little more flavor. I ordered the curry favor which I really enjoyed so that saved it haha. read more

Best drinks and most outstanding food I've had in years! Great service too! I am Coming back to this place asap! read more

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I really wanted to love Fools and Horses. The atmosphere is wonderfully dark and intimate, perfect for a special occasion. The food itself was genuinely excellent - the Black Cod was superb and the Steak Frites were cooked beautifully. Unfortunately, the service significantly undermined what should have been a memorable evening, especially as we were celebrating my wife's birthday. Our waitress made us feel like an inconvenience every time we tried to order drinks. The pacing was all over the place, with dishes arriving at completely different times rather than as a cohesive meal. We had to flag someone down just to get a second round of drinks, and throughout the entire evening, no one offered us water or brought our check without being asked. For a cocktail bar at this price point, the level of inattentiveness was disappointing. The kitchen clearly has talent, but the front-of-house experience really dampened what should have been a special birthday celebration. I hope this was an off night, because the food quality suggests this place has potential - they just need to get the service up to the same standard. read more

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Food was really good and came out super quick. The talking heads drink has been one of my favorite drinks I have had in a while! Service was great and loved the lounge feel. read more

I've had this place bookmarked for over a year now. Finally made it in last night. Disappointed that there was a $5 cover for such a tiny establishment. My gfs and I stood at the bar because there were no seats or tables. Didn't even stay long. Very underwhelmed. Had 1 drink and left to go next door where there was no cover and actually had tables and seats available. read more

Such a relaxing spot! It's very dark and moody inside with nice leather booths and couches. The drinks were moderately priced for the area and the option of oysters for happy hour is a great plus. They were great quality, small and flavorful, and came with a pickled garlic vinaigrette. The service was attentive and checked up on us regularly and were quick with drinks. I definitely recommend this for a calm night. read more

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Pretty average experience and definitely no need to go back here. Huge variety of cocktails, but food was an afterthought and super uncomfortable bench seating with a low table made it impossible to sit here for very long. Had the oysters which were basically overwhelmed by mango - oyster could have tasted like anything - and the charcuterie board which was fine. Potato skins were little baby sized, so not much value there. Server had nice banter, but ultimately didn't actually recommend anything and so wound up, leaving in favor of pink rabbit next-door. read more

I'm a little biased, but this is one of the best bars in Portland! Intentional food menu, thoughtful cocktails, kind and charismatic service, stellar vibes all around. Perfect for a date or night on the town - come hungry and thirsty, leave wholly satisfied! read more

Came in for some drinks and snacks after seeing a matinee show at The Armory. It was fairly empty, being only 4pm on a Sunday. There were a couple folks outside and just two other parties inside. The space is nice - great for chatting catching up with a friend or a date night. The large cocktail menu is divided up between spirit forward vs. refreshing drinks. For the first round we opted for the Cash & Curry and one of the spirit forward drinks. I honestly can't remember which we ended up going with but it was delicious though on the sweet side. The Cash & Curry was also pretty sweet but had that nice curry leaf flavor whenever you took a sip. For snacks, we got the board which came with a couple cheeses, some butter and the delicious beef jerked salami type of meet. The board was pretty, though I could have done with some more substance - more bread for the butter, for one. All in all we had a good experience here and had fun looking at the walls. The bartender was all alone when we visited so it took a while to get drinks, but they were friendly and helpful when we had questions. They also checked on us and kept our water full so that's always a plus! While it may not be number one in cocktails around the Pearl, this place was pretty good and I wouldn't mind coming back for drinks. read more

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The overall ambiance is laid-back and chill with dim lighting. I went with seven other friends (note: there's a typical 20% service charge for bigger groups), and the bar is spacious with plenty of seating. They offer indoor seats, street-side outdoor seating, and standing bars. It's perfect for a night out with a large group of friends or a casual date. The drink menu features a wide range of cocktails, hard liquors, a good selection of beers, and mocktails. The variety of cocktails are all beautifully presented with well-chosen stamped ice cubes. Yes, ice cubes are important for good cocktails! We ordered the Crispy Rice Crudo for a light snack, and it was cute, refreshing, and tasty. The bartender and staff were knowledgeable and friendly, without being too overbearing, allowing us to enjoy our drinks and conversation without feeling rushed. Next door is another bar called Pink Rabbit, which has more neon signs, louder music, a festive and funky atmosphere, and fewer seats. Fools and Horses is more low-key, with more seating and a relatively quieter atmosphere suitable for chatting inside. Both are great bars right next to each other, so you can choose based on your mood. read more

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Visited Fools and Horse on a rainy night post-Christmas. Bartenders were nice and knew their libations. They crafted some delectable drinks, and we enjoyed the cozy ambiance and good music. The drinks were excellent. read more

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We made a reservation and were seated in cute corner with high top tables and beautiful wallpaper but we asked to switch to lower seats for ease of getting in and out and better view of what's happening around us. The cocktails were strong, we were feeling good after one and then we each had a glass of red wine, Adega Agueria. The ordered the off menu Board, some oysters that were adorable and easy to eat, and the Quick Bacalhau. That main was our favorite! All plates are meant to be shared. Great ambiance, attentive service, and all around great time! read more

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I'm obsessed with the vibe of this place... the leather seats, snakeskin wallpaper, open fireplace, photo-op phone booth curated & comfortable all dressed up in black & gold The food is great, staff is nice, one of my favorite bars to go downtown! read more

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Came here for a friends birthday with a party of 8. We reserved early knowing it would be a large group. They reserved us a corner table that barely fits 5 because the main area was going to have a dj. The dj never showed up, yet we still had to make due with our scrunched corner. Ordered a Tuna Toastada, and while it was delicious, the portion was merely three small bites. Nice ambiance and friendly service otherwise, but at this price tag, there's much better and spacious options. read more

First Impressions - Dark ,Sultry and sophisticated ! As you walk in you are instantly greeted with the opulent bar and you cant help but be impressed . The black-green of the walls and an intricate yellow and olive pattern wallpaper brings out the greens in the space and allow the pressed tin backbar to take Centre stage . The darker tones are in direct juxtaposition with the brightness of the bar and the small details even the lighting are all things that make you feel instantly drawn in . The Paniolo focus is carried through in the décor, like the charcoal drawing of a horse over the fireplace, and the taxidermy bull skull that hangs on the opposite wall. It's a direct contrast to the décor at Pink Rabbit next door which is owned by the same people . The menu is eclectic and many of the bar's cocktails incorporate produce and kitchen ingredients . The cocktail menu is divided in -"Spirit Forward" and "Refreshing." And surprisingly that's how my hubby and I like to describe our individual drink choices . The food menu seems to adhere in a similar way, with heartier dishes to accompany a more spirit-forward experience, and some light ones . We opted for the charcuterie board where you pick and build your own - I thought the choices were limited with the cheeses and accompaniments . We got the cash and curry and Liho Liho and were impressed by both the drinks . The bartender was kind enough to talk about the flavor profiles because I honestly was skeptical with miso and curry being part of a drink .The drink was indeed refreshing as they describe in the menu . We had other plans so did not stick around for another drink but I would highly recommend them for an intimate gathering and date night. read more

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Food is amazing, the menu rotates but right now the pork piccata is . The drinks are well balanced and thoughtful presented well. The menus gives glass shape for extra guidance LOvE THAT! Dark moody vibes amazing! read more

I feel guilty that until last week, I had not spent time here. I am so glad to have finally changed that - and I am sure to be back at Fools and Horses often. I love how the space has been designed, first and foremost. From street level, guests approach the bar at a higher elevation, giving the interior a mysterious and dark vibe, filling a niche in the Pearl. The outdoor space is substantial and is even covered by the elements. When you enter, the thoughtful ambiance immediately relaxes you as the kind and approachable staff welcomes you. Tables and chairs are all comfortable, and you will be happy wherever you end up. I preferred the window seating so we could still people-watch and enjoy some late afternoon sun. The menus are perfect, and I highly recommend the Kokomo. We paired our drinks with the happy hour oysters.... which are the best I have found in the city. I cannot believe how perfect the oyster deals are here. You can expect me to spend at least one evening here per week with a good book and more than a dozen oysters. Despite the great pricing, the presentation is perfect. Keep it up, team! It can fill up quickly, so get here early to grab a table and enjoy the evening. I love this place! read more

Great place for a date or a catch up with friends. Cocktails were amazing!! Definitely check it out when in Portland

I think we are addicted to their house charcuterie board; the house made jerky is to die for!!! The magic butter, that's what we call it, get two for your group for sure Cocktails, oyster and charcuterie - one of our favorite spots in portland! read more

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Wow. I was thoroughly impressed. Open late, decided to just check it out while exploring Portland, and I am very glad I did, it's a very intimate experience. Not that many seats but very comfy, it seems like there are more private seating upon request. The bar is well decorated, professional yet cozy. The drinks were very complex and refreshing, and the oysters were a steal. Not much more to say, I really enjoyed the whole experience. Give it a try!!! You'll like it. read more

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We were able to get a girl's night in and decided on this bar. It was the perfect intimate spot to have a get together. Slightly loud, but maybe I'm showing my age. There's a nice selection of cocktail drinks, something for everyone. I stuck with the Fool's Gold and Pau Hana and there were no regrets! All my gal pals enjoyed their drinks as well. The food menu can be pricey, but the oysters were worth it! It won't be my last time here. read more

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Wanted a drink after dinner and while wandering Portland happened across this bar. They had live music and open seating so we were drawn in. What a lovely surprise! The jazz was fantastic and the drinks wonderful! They had a great wine selection that even featured some Georgian wine (my favorite)! Their cocktails looked really unique too. I got the Cash n Curry which was one of the best cocktails I've ever had. Frothy, refreshing, savory and a touch of sweetness. The interior plus great cocktails and live music made for a memorable evening. Can't speak to the food but was definitely tickled by the "Hawaiian" fare since we're from Hawaii! Not sure if it's any good but I can say off the bat it's not "authentic Hawaiian" from looking at the menu - more local Hawaii food. read more

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Come for the atmosphere and drinks! Service was excellent and cocktails Devine. The Hawaiian cowboy sort of vibe was just okay. Oysters were good. Cheese platter was good but the jerky meat was a touch tough. Had savory pastries which were over cooked. Food menu is limited. Need more simple munchies to go along with the fabulous cocktails. read more

Cool little spot for post dinner drinks. It's pretty happenin' and people were sitting outside even in the cold rain. We luckily had reservations and were seated quickly. The bartenders make awesome drinks and some even do crazy moves. I swear I saw Tom Cruise behind the bar. Ha! I would definitely come back again. Good drinks paired with a great vibe! read more

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Stopped in here NYE on a whim looking for a place to have a pre-dinner cocktail...wow! I'm so glad I did! The drinks were spot-on, service fantastic, ambience perfect, and the music was exactly what I needed. This is one of my new fav spots and I will be back. read more

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A newer bar that took over the old Vault spot in the Pearl. The atmosphere is pretty nice and the cocktails are decent. They also have a good selection of spirits to try, with some being decently priced and some a bit more pricier. I had the During The War - which was decent. I did try the Midwinter's Night Dram and enjoyed that as well. read more

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Loved this spot! This place was perfect for a date night. We checked out a gallery nearby and came here on foot after seeing a news piece and a few reels about it. I thought it was going to be more western themed but it's more Hawaiian/Portuguese cowboy themed. We both thought the cocktail list was very inventive, using fun ingredients like passion fruit jelly, coffee-rested Capaletti and miso. The 4 drinks we had were 5 Longhorn, Blackbelt in Origami, Cash & Curry and On the Pull. We shared the charcuterie board and holy smokes it was amazing. Cabernet reduction, lillipoi passion fruit butter, short rib jerky and manchego. We felt pretty good about the experience so we got talked into a couple pasteis de nata which were very unconventional and more like a berry profiterole. I wouldn't have known there was egg in it at all. Definitely, absolutely we'd go back and we'd take out of towners here. read more

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Been waiting on this place to open for a month or so. I heard from a friend that Fools And Horses was recommending reservations, so I got a table for two at 5pm Their website displayed zero information other than a pretty picture and the address until the morning of their opening (Wednesday, October 5). Upon looking at their menu, I immediately assumed there would be specials available on arrival. I mean, there was all this talk about Paniolo food, so I was expecting some Hawaiian cowboy food. The menu consists of 4 starters and 3 entrees (2 of which are fish). Immediately, my friend pointed out the error on oyster prices (6 for $12 or 12 for $32). The server explained that the size of the oysters was behind the pricing, only to return and say that it was a misprint on the menu. (The website also has this error.) The Paniolo Range is their version of a cheese plate. It included 2 cheeses (one was manchego), 3 pieces of bread, Pipikaula (rib meat jerky), peppers, and Lilikoi butter (passion fruit butter) with strawberry pieces and microgreens. The Lilikoi butter was a delightful addition; nowhere near as sweet as I assumed. This dish is where my food love story ended. I also got the Confit Taro and Potato. Wish I hadn't, though. It looked like it should be flavorful, but it was not. There were giant pieces of taro in the dish, and I so wanted to love it. Nope. My friend got the oysters. Man!!! They were so tiny. Think silver dollar size, or smaller. She was not happy that she was given a small fork, but no spoon for the sauce. The drinks were okay. My friend got the Fools Gold while I got the Púa Hana. They were both quite sweet for our tastes. The Cash and Curry is absolutely delicious. (This and the Paniolo Range are the only things that would get me to return.) How can a drink be both refreshing and savory at the same time? The Cash and Curry pulls this off. I'm not quite sure if there is actual curry in the drink (there is a curry leaf garnish), but there is definitely miso in the concoction. Also to note, their fancy ice. In my first drink, there was a big ol' log of an ice cube. In my Cash and Curry, the giant ice cube had a pattern carved in it. Overall, I was disappointed in the food options and was expecting more actual Hawaiian food. read more

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Drinks were good but would not recommend for groups. There is only one booth that fits more than 5 people the rest seat 2-4 people. Many of the tables are standing only. The vibe was chill with a dj. read more

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Incredible cocktails and ambience. It's so moody and romantic which is absolutely perfect for a date night. Our server was super nice and very friendly. I appreciated how on top of the water and plate removal they were. The cocktails are seriously incredible and just top notch well made. They didn't have anything like a whiskey sour but whipped one up for me anyways. Unfortunately I can't give it a 5 because the food was very underwhelming. There was not enough meat in the short rib and the tart dessert... wasn't really a tart? So don't recommend coming hungry, but if your thirsty you will love it! read more

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wow wow wow! from outside the decor is minimalistic, so you can't really tell the vibes. you walk inside and it's like you're being transported to another decade. the vibes are so chill, upscale yet not fussy. there's even a fireplace! the food and drinks were PHENOMENAL!!! everything we had was delicious. clay (the bar lead) was very helpful and gave us a great time. the service was so quick and efficient. i cannot wait to come back. such a great find!!! read more

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