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    FunkHeizer's Diner

    3.3 (10 reviews)
    Open 7:00 am - 8:30 pm

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    espresso martini and biscuit
    Daniel P.

    the full service full-sized bar in back didn't strike me as dinery when I swept in after a day running errands and chasing odds and ends basically tired of the hotness and needing relief. when I responded affirmatively to "can I get you something to drink?" without offering any further guidance Amanda suggested an espresso martini. so, despite my general aversion to anything other than my coffee (or upper lip) tasting like coffee, I was obliged to sample a chocolate forward cocktail tasting markedly of coffee: sharp and bitey with a lingering muddy feel... and it was pretty excellent for something I am disinclined to drink, representing the breed well. had a late lunch so I wasn't especially hungry but I decided to test the waters with a plain biscuit: good shape and color with a random distribution of cheesy bits. not quite done in the center (moist but not doughy) but if this is the worst thing that ever happens to me I'm gold... :-) finished with a raspberry lemon drop and a glass of ice water because it was that sort of day... during my visit I had small conversations with most of the customer facing staff who were kind and polite (looking at you Izzy and Emily) and by the time I left I was feeling quite refreshed and ready for the evening. thank you. - so why not five of five? because it's a diner and I didn't dine ;-)

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    2 months ago

    Fresh Egg closed several months ago. It was yummy. Service was good. Seems like a lot of work to only be open a few months. Too bad.

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    I like the food it was amazing and the service was very quick to get food on the table.

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    Bad Daddy's Burger Bar

    Bad Daddy's Burger Bar

    3.4(231 reviews)
    0.4 mi
    $$

    We had a great experience at Bad Daddy's. The burgers were so good, fries are great and the shakes…read moreare also delicious. Our server was attentive and sweet. Colby checked on us often and was delightful. As a side note, their bathrooms were sooo clean and well kept. They really seem to care about the cleanliness of the restaurant. Great job to the staff and management!

    Great food & service, but to-go order mix-up was disappointing. I recently visited Bad Daddy's…read moreBurger Bar, and overall, the food, drinks, and service were great! Our waitress was friendly and attentive, making the dine-in experience smooth and enjoyable. I ordered a Create Your Own Burger with mayo, bacon, a fried egg, double patty (medium well) on a brioche bun, plus their signature Bad Daddy's Sauce--and it was delicious. Everything was cooked just right, and the flavors came together perfectly. I also got a side of crispy, well-seasoned fries (note: fries are not included with the burger--you'll have to order them separately), and we started off with an appetizer of fried chicken wings. The wings were tasty, though I personally felt $10 was a bit steep for what you get. For drinks, I had the Bad Ass Lime Margarita, and it was strong and really hit the spot. One glass is plenty for most people. I also tried the Strawberry Bad Ass Margarita, which honestly tasted even stronger than the lime version--both were very good. Unfortunately, the downside of our visit came with one of the to-go orders. My friend ordered the same burger they had earlier, but when they got home, they realized it was made incorrectly--it ended up being exactly like my burger instead of what they asked for. They were really disappointed and upset. Hopefully it can be resolved when they call the restaurant. Here are pictures of the latest menu and my food and drinks - everything looked just as good as it tasted (at least for my order).

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    Duckworth's Grill & Taphouse

    Duckworth's Grill & Taphouse

    4.1(741 reviews)
    1.0 mi
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    $4 taps!! Great craft beers. Founders and Bell's!!…read more $11.99 1/2 pound burger and fries. Terrific service and clean!! We will be back

    Your hostesses need coaching on paying attention. Granted, I had a long day at work and just…read morewanted a descent meal. I walked at around 6:00 pm. Not busy by comparison to a Friday night. The hostess asked the number in the party. "Just me". There were plenty of tables available. After about 3-4 minutes of Fumbling around, (keep in mind they were not busy ). another hostess, with a long green scarf wrapped around her head to look like a gypsy, looked at me, took me around to the right side of the restaurant, and did not even bother to seat me at the table. The Following conversation below explains the reason I feel the way I feel. Keep in mind I was Asked if I wanted a Hi-top table. The hostess says. "Hi-top" ?? I said...." Sure...." She walks me past the bar towards the bathroom and sticks me a 2 seater table that was dark as crap. Not a hightop. So dark that I sat down and pulled out my phone in order to use the light to read the menu. I say.... "How about that table right there, pointing to the HIGH-Top in the bar... She says..." this is where I need to seat you for service.... ". ???? Since when can you not get service at a bar hightop??? I sit down.... I try to read the menu in the dark .. a waitress walks by me about 4 times ... no acknowledgment not even a how are you. Just walked past .... I get up and leave everything at the table and walk out .... so much for a decent meal and leaving a server a very decent tip. Never again .... I would not even post this if it had not been that this is the second time I've been to Duckworth's and service has just been horrendous. I'm not sure if it's because there is a group of regulars that go there and love the establishment, and gives them high scores but as someone who visits every now and then, and each time over the last six months has received horrible service I just don't understand. The food is not that great, and the service is even worse. I would not recommend this restaurant at any time of the day or night not until they can get either staffing needs straightened out or better food .

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    Scratch Kitchen

    Scratch Kitchen

    4.4(87 reviews)
    3.8 mi
    $$

    We were attending a friend's car show on the Saturday of Father's Day weekend. We arrived a little…read moreearly so we can park at the show and walk to lunch. We came upon this place knowing it was in the area, and decided to try it. They allow you to seat yourself which is fine. They did not seem to be very busy at noon on a Saturday, but people were coming and going. All good. Our server came by quickly to ask about drinks and if we wanted any appetizers. We gave drink orders and said no to apps. It was the first time here, so I tend to look over the menu a little longer than usual, but, it was not that busy. The server came by to take our entree orders and we said we just need a few minutes to look over the menu. Within 1 minute, another server came by to take orders order. We said that we just told the server we need a couple minutes to look at the menu. I'm not sure what the rush was, but it made me feel like they must take orders immediately. For a casual place, with a great playlist by the way, they sure made me feel hurried. The first server came by in a good amount of time, so we finally placed our order. Our food came out pretty quickly. Everything looked really good. Nice portion sizes and the food was tasty. We got a summer lovin flatbread and the California panini chicken sandwich with a side of sweet potato fries. I wasn't too fond of the aoli. I thought it was a little thick. I think I would have preferred a honey mustard sauce for the fries. Also, the chicken was so thin on the sandwich you could hardly taste it. Sandwich was good but I expected more of a chicken cutlet as opposed to a flattened piece of chicken as you might get at the deli counter. My guy finished first, but I was still eating. The server comes by and asks what we're thinking for dessert. Again, rushed? I was still eating my lunch. We weren't ready to make that decision but now I wanted to finish and go, because, clearly it's the servers favorite table, and must have some attachment to it to be rushing the meal so much. I think the server needs to work on timing. If one in the party is still eating their food, would they really be discussing dessert yet? And to remind all who are reading: it wasn't a busy day yet. Only a few tables were occupied, so I will be docking a star for the service. Overall if not such a rushed experience, I would say: menu good, portions good, comfortable atmosphere. Nice place. Servers need extra training in timing and approach.

    We had a great time at Scratch. Everything we had was very good. I had some amazing old Fashion…read moredrinks but what made it special was Caroline and the bar tender did an amazing job. The service was amazing. They have a both an inside and outside option. Which is great.

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    Inside (not that busy)

    Scratch Kitchen - Cuban Panini

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    FunkHeizer's Diner - breakfast_brunch - Updated August 2026

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