Came here for a work event and everything was excellent! Absolutely loved the food options; this place is extremely accommodating with dietary restrictions and allergies (gluten free & vegan). Great service - friendly owner & manager!!! read more

If I could give zero stars I would. Bouncer reinforced an arbitrary rule that was not posted anywhere in person or online. Our male friend could not come in wearing a tank top. Meanwhile a female in our group had spaghetti straps on. Only thing I can think is our male friend is gay and was coming from pride. When pressed he almost let a group in because he "worked with the guy" ... guy said he never met the bouncer before. I find it ironic that we are policing men's skin as the bouncer said he has to wear shirt sleeves when he comes off the clock yet his belly was on show. Also the bouncer claimed this was a WIN for women because we are policing a man's shirt sleeves vs. a woman's dress as if we aren't encouraging women's skin in the bar scene. Bro, your debate is useless. Will NEVER be coming back. Gross. read more

Service was slow, food came out incorrect, when 'fixed', used the same food, just fixed the set up. Ate a quarter of the sandwich. Fries were cold and barely cooked. Was recommended to come in (traveling from RI), instant regret. Dining room had an odor even with all the windows open. Wish we had the male bartender - he was attentive to his tables. read more

I got the fish and chips. The haddock was ample with a nicely breaded coating. The fries were okay, but I'm fussy and prefer handcut. My friends were also quite pleased with their dinners. My only complaint was that the beer selection was limited and lacked in local craft beers. read more

Screens in the restaurant tout karaoke on Sunday. This has been for months including 2 weeks ago. I called tonight to find out what time it starts so I could go and was told they haven't had it in a while but they leave it up on the scroll. read more

we had a nice night and had a bill of $70 and paid with a $100 bill, got change and left $20 tip. then pulling out of Parking lot we got flagged down by two guys telling us we didn't pay our bill and only left $20.00 and we said we paid the bill and the $20 was the the tip. The guy then said well we will have to check that out. we circled back and went in and they confirmed we paid and they refused to apologize. need I say more read more

Came here on my mom's recommendation. I always pass by when I'm here on vacation. I walk in and it has an old school TGIF vibe to it but in a good way when it was hopping. I ordered the steak tips and my friend ordered the fish and chips. My steak tips were delicious and had melted in your mouth. The flavor was on point and the rice pilaf was really good. No mush here. My friend's fish and chips were good as well not greasy and had that good crunch. The waitress was very good and checked on us often to see if we needed anything. For the food and value I would definitely come back!! read more

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I was hungry for something other than fast food at 11:30 PM. This place fit the bill and mozzarella sticks were great. They weren't the cheap nasty ones you normally find, and a generous portion of Parmesan cheese on top. I also ordered the shrimp basket which their house sauce was pretty awesome That came with french fries which were pretty good overall 4.5. I just rounded it up.! Both bartenders were attentive! Especially Jackson! he seem to be working his ass off! read more

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Beers and bar food - yes. Fancy entrees, no. Also, I don't know if they still do brunch but the brunch for me was a hard pass, comparable to e mediocre hotel brunch. They're open pretty late, which is a plus since a lot of other places in town close early and the staff is always friendly and attentitive. read more

We went to watch the Patriots game got some yummy appetizers and wonderful cocktails. The service was very attentive. I would definitely recommend to watch the game and enjoy company. read more

The food was ok. The fries were not crispy, they were floppy. Could have used salt or some seasoning. They DID get my order correct, which was slightly complicated! Ribs were alright. read more

This a a warm and welcoming local spot to love. Hearty favorites...great portions...easy on the wallet. Try Wednesday cheeseburger night...Thursday parmesan night...and oh the captains platter and seafood platter are yummy. Take in a Red Sox game and whole place may sing the National Anthem. The staff feels like family. Just a warm place where everyone will get to know your name. Recommend! read more

Went in for lunch for the first time. It was a moderate crowd. The food was just okay. We (myself *petite female* and my husband) sat at the bar and had 2 servers "walk" into me. This gave me the impression that I was too close to where they entered the bar area, I moved my seat the first time it happened. Picked up the stool and slid it over, around 2 feet from the original seat. It happens again! Not a coincidence! If I was seated too close to where they needed to get by then they should have said so and we would have moved to a table. It's just that simple. I was bullied by the waitstaff. It was incredibly rude, awkward and unnecessary. We will never return. read more

Service was very good waitress very attentive there for Takeout offered drink while i wait. (Coffee my choice) . Didn't order ahead food out in 15 minutes. We got a fish and chip. Awsome. read more

Funky murphys has had a long rep of being a little crappy. But for a 5.99 burger, i have lowered my standards. We'll now they require a beverage purchase to get the deal. Well i might as well get a burger anywhere else if my final bill is 15 anyway with tip. Do you want continued business, or do you want to scrape every last cent out of someone. Is double annoying, because i don't drink alcohol or soda abs was just forced to purchase something i did not want. So you could pad my bill. Thanks. I appreciate your allowing me a good reason to never occupy a booth at Your place again. read more

Absolutely despicable. The way they speak to and treat their guests is horrendous. The so called manager has no hospitality and speaks poorly of the ready to pay customers in front of them. Supposedly the owner is too above the rest of us to even speak to anyone because he owns several other bars. Save your money and just stay home. read more

Damn excellent water no joke. Water is a very underrated essential for care of ice in every drink and also attentiveness to the small things funky Murphys does it right. Not to belittle the drinks which are also good along side a true Guinness tap and pour. read more

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I've had a few meals here with friends over the last couple of months, it seems to have improved quite a bit from pre-pandemic times. Clam chowder: Biggest bowl I've ever seen, about the diameter of a frisbee. The chowder was good, not too thin, but not so thick your spoon stands up. Prime rib sandwich special: Only ok. The meat was overly salty and a bit on the gray side, but the fries were great. Captain's platter special: Excellent. A really good portion (as a previous reviewer wrote, it's big enough to take some home) of perfectly fried seafood. Super tasty. Service has been good each time. read more

First time and not last. Thanks to the great bartender Bobby for his amazing service and help navigating the menu. Will be back

Not sure why the low ratings... stopped in for dinner on a Tuesday, Prime Rib was on special for $12.99.. Though it was hard, I did pass it up, I promised myself i would eat seafood every meal while I was in town. So I started with the chowda, big cup for $5, solid as hell, much better than the sole fish house in Worcester. Had the captains fried seafood platter for dinner, couldn't even finish everything, which was a damn shame because everything was fried to perfection, juicy scallops.. creamy delicate clam strips.. and the shrimp and fish was just as good. Oh.. and they pour a perfect Guinness as well. Just a barebones neighborhood bar that is unpretentious and approachable. Definitely will be coming back when in town again read more

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Came here to watch the Patriots game on a Sunday afternoon. To my surprise, they were serving 10 cents wings (up to 10 per person with an order of drinks). Also a special on hard shell taco but forgot the price. I went with half buffalo/half BBQ wings, seafood pasta, mini burgers and regular burger. We ordered too much food since we took plenty home. There were 4 mini burgers - beef patties were overcooked and tough but my toddler didn't care. I would have tossed them. Saucy chicken wings were cooked perfectly - juicy and a tiny kick to them. Love the seafood pasta - chef did not overcook the seafood (very easy to do with shrimp and salmon) and was loaded with sauce and scallops. Nice and attentive staff. read more

Great place for awesome food. Lots of tasty to catch any sporting events. Big room in the back for larger parties!

One of the few affordable restaurants in this area. The food is excellent. Try the Caesar Salad with blackened salmon or the Chicken Napoli or Seafood Scampi. We mostly go there for takeout, but it is a certainly a pleasant place to dine in. Highly recommended unless you like paying twice the price for inferior food. read more

Pre Covid-19 review. Loud due to the music speaker, not ambiance. To the point that I really could not hear my waitress, nor wife across the table. Food taste wise was, okay, nothing to write home about. Unfortunately it sat like a brick in our stomachs for the remainder of the night. The high back booths attempt to divide a dining area from the bar area.... maybe? But really all it does is make uncomfortable seating, and poor people watching. If it was for sound, well just turn the darn radio down. Unimpressed, no clue why anyone goes back. read more

The cornbeef dinner was terrible that was not cornbeef and no cabbage cold and small portions

Great food, service, and drinks. Great atmosphere and plenty of TVs. Strongly recommended it

Hard to pick stars for this Sometimes the food is a solid 5 and other times it's a 1 Dining in the service is a 2. Every single time I have been to eat I we sit for way to long before anyone comes to take our order. Then when we do get our food they never come back so we go without drinks(except, now we order 2 at a time) Take out. EVERY single time they forget something Tonight I got a pretty big take out order. The combo was suppose to have boneless buffalo chicken (I got 2 combo platters). Well the chicken was plain. I called and they told me to bring it back in and they would toss them in sauce!! Then she said "sorry it sucks the order was wrong but that's all we can do". What you can do. Is get it right!! Uggh. read more

Warm, inviting place. Food was great, atmosphere was great. We'll be back. We had sirloin tips and a chicken Caesar salad and - while simple dishes- were done perfectly. Stopped here on the way to the Cape - will make it a regular stop from now on. Also - looks Like a great place for some sports viewing. read more

Atmosphere was crap. Service was crap. The place was filthy. It was like dueling banjos between multiple out of sync TVs playing the same sporting event way too loudly, mediocre live music, and drunk hooligans falling over sauced at the table next to us. I had asked our server a question about a liquor they carried, for allergy reasons, she came back to the table twice with no answer, and no acknowledgment that I had asked. I asked if they had it before I ordered my cocktail (it's quite popular to boot) I hadn't asked for a comprehensive profile on its allergen content or anything, I already know that it's safe. At one point she asked me if I would like 'another' drink and I didn't hold back reminding her that she hasn't even successfully taken my first drink ORDER never mind delivered the beverage while the table beside us had been over served quite successfully. The bartenders (3 I counted hanging out back there) couldn't make a standard cocktail between them and no attempt was even made to look it up so another in our party ordered a beer and when it came out visually flat and a complaint was made the server made no attempt to remedy. The bathrooms are cringeworthy, the floors are sticky, the bar is sticky, the glasses are cloudy. We haven't been back; I don't recommend it to anyone. read more

Some of the wait staff are rude and racist towards even their most loyal, longtime customers. My boyfriend and I go here all the time, often multiple times per week. However, I'm not sure if we will anymore after an experience with a rude waitress. As a back story, we usually bring bottled water here because we sometimes order spicy wings and there's a particular waitress that's inattentive and doesn't refill water. (Her name is Catie (Catherine) Horganshea, she looks in her 20s, and has light blond hair in a ponytail) Additionally, my boyfriend has a condition where he needs water or he might faint. Waiters have told us it's fine to bring our own water, so we continued this for a long time. Today, my boyfriend and I arrived, were seated at a table. Unfortunately it was the particular blond waitress that doesn't refill water, but fortunately, we had our our sealed, full water bottles. We ordered drinks including beer. Immediately, without a greeting, she snapped aggressively, "You can't have those, You can't bring water. You need to throw those out." Despite her rude tone, we explained calmly that they were full, sealed, and they my boyfriend has a health condition. We also mentioned that the owners said it was okay, because they're served us before and they said it was okay. We said we could just place them elsewhere and get them after if they wanted. She only snapped back rudely. We asked if we could talk to the manager. She appeared and was also very rude and accused us of bringing vodka in water bottles. We're both young successful professionals, and it was insulting and humiliating that she treated us like criminals. She has black hair and her name is Gina O'Toole. We said she could smell the water if she wants, to which she said "I don't want to smell your water. You can throw them out or leave." So we left and went to Welly's Restaurant next door. We told them the story and a group of staff overheard, and found it ridiculous and empathized with us, and said we and our waters are welcome at Welly's instead. I'm white and my boyfriend is Mexican. I've never had a waitress speak so rudely. I've witnessed this particular blond waitress speak nicely to parties of white people, greeting them warmly and smiling/laughing with them. However, for some reason, she's always had an attitude with my boyfriend and I, who are very nice and tip well. Other friends and family I know who are people of color have also described this waitress as cold and rude to them as well. I'm very convinced that racism is a motivating factor in this. It's unfortunate that Funky Murphy's hires unprofessional, racist staff. read more

My family and I went here for brunch one Sunday mid morning. Walked into several tables still dirty from parties gone. (These tables stayed dirty the whole time we were there, along with a bus tub full of dishes left on the floor beside a table)We waited at the entrance and we hollered at from a server across the room to seat ourselves, a sign would have been nice rather than the awkward waiting and yelling across the dining room. We sat in a booth and a man came over to get our drink orders, he never introduced himself and really seemed like he didn't want to be there. I took my first child to get food at the buffet. NO PLATES. The restaurant was less than 1/2 full and the is no plates ! Unacceptable! They brought some out, but they were crazy hot. I had to grab a stack of cocktail napkins from the bar to be able to hold the plate. Food was ok, but nothing to write home about. Eggs Benedict was surprisingly good, and still had runny yolks. Pancakes were fluffy, but anemic in color and way too big for a buffet. Many parts like the toast / bagels and toaster set up looked like they were a total after thought. Plastic storage totes full of sliced bread and croissants, not good presentation. I had to ask for cream and sugar for my coffee. How do you not have sugar packets on the table during a breakfast / brunch service. And was never once offered a refill, server was very unattentive to our table. Cheesecake was still half frozen in the middle. The best part was when the bill came. We atte charged full price (plus drinks) for the kids. I paid $9.95 plus a $3 milk for my 6 year old. She ate half a pancake and a handful of tater tots. Similar story for my 8 year old son. Overall, food OK Service terrible Price- not worth it read more

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If I could give this place a negative 5 star rating I would in a heart beat. I love to dine out everyday to restaurants; It really has to take a lot for me to write a bad review. The man with blonde long hair & glasses bartending today Monday night at approximately 11PM disrespectfully swore at our party of guests. This is unacceptable and staff needs to be addressed to speak in a respectful way to customers no matter what the circumstance. This is no way to spread good word about a business to continue having loyal guests to this venue. read more

I can not say enough good words to describe Tanya! My family came in on Sunday (6-9-19) after a terrible day. She gave my family condolences and then set about to make everyone laugh and laugh! She made comment on saying she felt lucky to have met my mother in previous visits. Her service and her infectious personality is exactly what my family needed! Your place of business is so very lucky to have someone with such a great attitude and you can tell she loves working at this establishment. My next time in I can only be so lucky to have her again. Kelly Pub read more

This place is the worst place in Marlboro the male bartender is a weirdo always puts his hands in his pants when he makes the drinks or is talking to the waitresses I think it's time to find a new employee beacuse that guys bad for business I'm disgusted by this place overpriced rude service and there definitely the worst place in Marlboro I put a one star but that's beacuse I couldn't post a review with no star read more

As a bartender who worked open to close today , I was beyond thrilled to find a bar that would still be open by the time I could make it there after closing my own restaurant. We closed our bar as fast as we possibly could for the sole purpose of making it to funky murph/ in time, which we did . They close at 2, so reasonably they would do last call and close the doors at 1:45. We walked up at 1:15; very glad we were gonna get the chance to have a drink and chill for once. There was one girl ahead of us in line. The bouncer told her that they weren't letting any new guests in (which was confusing for us because restaurants never close their doors 45 minutes before closing) but after three different attempts at her story, they let her in. We get to the door and are told no one is getting in. As bartenders we fully understand when it's closing time and wanting to go home. But it wasn't. He told us if we could name drop any bartenders then he would let us in. Interacted with both the bouncer and the manager. I never leave Yelp reviews but this was just really disrespectful and unfair ‍ read more

Went for the Bottomless Steamers today. What a pleasant experience. Our waitress was very attentive to our needs. The steamers kept on coming. No delays in bringing us more. The cleanup between rounds was fantastic if you love steamers this is the way to go. read more

I love coming here to eat! I sit at the bar usually to get free refills and quick service. Tons of flat screens and quality food. I've have the turkey club made with real off the bird turkey or I get a fish dinner which is a bargain. If you go off hours it's simple to find a space. Good quality and taste guys! read more

We went to this place last night and what a huge mistake it was! One star is way too much for funky Murphys. We had to request napkins, was never given any silverware. After the meal came, not one of the three different servers we had checked to see if we needed anything or how it was. When the bland meal was done, they never gave us a check only took the card from the table and ran the bill we never knew how much we were being charged until we were signing for the check. Not a place we would ever return to nor recommend to any of our friends. Bad service, bad food! read more

Great food, large portions, and very reasonable prices. We found this place a couple of months ago and go just about every week now. They have their normal mine, plus a specials menu every week. Love their surf & turf special and also chicken tortellini Alfredo meal. Plenty for leftovers. read more

Horrible food messed up my food wings served cold waitress didn't pay any attention at all dirty bathroom piss stained seats