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    Its A Small World

    4.3 (457 reviews)
    Open 8:00 am - 12:00 AM (Next day)

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    Mel L.

    A trip around the world in 12 minutes! My favorite country is Tahiti. Come here during Christmas and you will smell your way through the world

    Jolie F.

    How can you go wrong with this ride- this ride is a classic ride at Disneyland good for kids and adults-- Ok it's not high tech like the latest ride, needs some updating...but you feel like you are stepping back in time when you were a child and remembering when rides were simpler. And sometimes a ride like this is a good break from whizzing around on a ride or being bumped side by side on a ride. Also, the lines tend to be shorter for this ride, or the lines goes pretty quickly due to all the boats. Just note the songs within this ride may stick with your head.

    Leilani M.

    In the way back of fantasyland. Pass the teacups keep along the main path. It'll be on the right hand side just before mickeys toon town entrance. Nice ride to relax on and enjoy the cool gentle flow through the nations. Brighter interior and updated decor. Keep those hands inside the boat. Staff are friendly and helpful. At night it's the location for projected light show. Really cute!

    Conor B.

    I know this ride gets a lot of flack for its ear worm of a song, but there's just something eternally charming about it. Even if I didn't have 3 young kids, I would still make this a must visit ride on every trip to the park (case in point I did just that before I had kids). Beyond it being a cute ride, it's also a good 15ish minutes long from start to finish so it's a great ride to just get off your feet and relax a bit during a long day at Disneyland. Years ago there was a big deal about how Disney was going to add classic Disney characters throughout the park but I have to say, I think they did a good job with it. It doesn't really distract from the ride in my opinion and, instead, it becomes a bit of a Where's Waldo to find all of the characters scattered throughout the ride. Now, because this is a very kid friendly ride, the line gets incredibly long however, the ride has so many boats that the line moves at a decent speed. Don't let all the cut backs scare you away.

    Dora H.

    As a kid, I thought this ride was really long. I remember it feeling as if we were on the ride for at least half an hour! As a mom, this ride feels way shorter! Still, even through the years I have enjoyed this ride! I like that they incorporated some familiar faces in the various scenes! I think it's really cute. I also appreciate the fact that this ride can accommodate all ages! Even BABIES! So my toddler has the option to sit next to me, or sit on my lap. Very chill and family friendly ride!

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    Frankie M.

    It's A Small World is an absolute classic! This gentle mill boat ride at Disneyland in Fantasyland, features hundreds of animatronic dolls from around the world singing the iconic song- It's a Small World (After All). Good luck getting that tune out of your head! We love coming here during hot days because of the air conditioning! It's a nice cool break from the park's thrill rides and sometimes unbearable heatwaves! The duration of the ride is between 12-15 minutes. That's just enough time to cool off. And wait times are generally between 15-30 minutes. One of our favorite times of the year to visit Disneyland is during the holiday season- the attraction is transformed with holiday lights and music during Christmas! It's definitely a sight to behold!

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    Eubene K.

    It's beautiful to see the small little changes they make on this ride throughout the years! Always loved the representation of all the various cultures! Perfect ride with loved ones! It's about 20 mins so a nice little break!

    Roselia G.

    A classic ride at the park. It's a slow moving journey on a boat through scenes of every countries inhabitants. Some updates need to be made, especially to the ceiling. It was last on our list, but we were glad to have had the time for this tour.

    Brian F.

    This ride opened at Disneyland on May 28, 1966 and is based on the song of the same name by the Sherman Brothers. This is a slow boat ride that goes through different countries and cultures. The ride moves with slow-moving boats and has themes about global unity and peace. Because it's such a slow ride I can actually take pictures. The ride has a catchy tune and lasts about 14 minutes. There are tons of recognizable characters throughout. It's not the most exciting ride and I usually get sleepy while on the ride because it's so slow moving.

    Tran D.

    It's a Small World is such an underrated ride, I don't get why more people aren't obsessed with it. I love it because it's slow, relaxing and not too short of a ride. It is perfect for when you need to rest tired feet, get your adrenaline back down from all the thrill rides or to cool off in the air conditioning during the summer months. I usually already enjoy the normal version of It's a Small World, the little boat ride that takes you around the world. When it is in the holiday layout though, it is literally a whole different game, it definitely brings on the holiday spirits. The attention to detail is WILD, there is so much to look at. All the animatronics are dressed in winter gear and the whole place becomes a winter wonderland. The main holiday featured is Christmas but as you ride through, Hanukah, New Year's and Lunar New Year is also included. I'm all about inclusion and diversity. Aside from the soundtrack of "It's a Small World", during the holidays it also includes "Jingle Bells", "Deck the Halls" and "Joy to the World". Every year, when Disney brings out the holiday vibes, riding It's a Small World to kick off the season is an absolute must. p.s. if you haven't ridden the normal version, do that too! It's also great!

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    Phil C.

    One of the classic attractions in Fantasyland you can't miss. The history of this ride is fascinating and always a treat to watch old footage of Walt Disney sharing how it was created for the 1964-1965 New York World's Fair, then moved to Disneyland in Anaheim after the fair ended in 1966. The facade's styling, the many countries represented, and Mary Blair's artistic style are still amazing to see. The music will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Throughout the day, the animated clock show on the facade runs every 15 minutes--a treat for the whole family. The 15-minute attraction is a great place to relax, escape the heat, or take a quick nap. Queue lines move fast, but during peak season times, you'll wait 30-50 minutes. Lightning Lanes options are available. On average, the wait is usually between 15 and 20 minutes. During the holidays after Halloween, It's a Small World transforms into a festive experience, with Christmas songs blending with the original music and holiday decorations. Say it with me... It's a small world after all.

    Paula-Mertha C.

    I'm so happy that Disneyland brought their "It's a Small World" ride! It was one of my favorite rides as a kid. Thankfully, I was able to take my little one on this same ride so she can experience it for herself. Obviously, the ride is much different than the one I went on in the early 1990s. The colors are more vibrant, the animatronics are much more lively, and the music had different beats and flairs from different cultures. It's a Small World is a must see ride when at Disneyland!

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    Lisa P.

    One of my favorite rides ever. You can sit down and relax plus sing throughout the entire ride. Nice air conditioning throughout the ride. It's so beautiful of the different cultures represented in the ride. I love it. Give the ride a try when you are in the park.

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    4.5(927 reviews)
    3.8 mi

    I've lived in Orange County most of my life and haven't yet gone to Adventure City. I've driven by…read moreit many times and remembered going to Hobby City when it was at the same location (which has been closed for years). If you have kids, this is worth a visit and is affordable. Parking is free, and there are plenty of spaces when their isn't other events or services going on at the same location. My first visit was for a family kid's birthday party, and we were all pleasantly surprised. The party itself was organized well and had its own area inside one of the buildings. We had our own area decorated (you can bring your own decorations, too), and the food was fantastic for amusement park food. We had pizza, turkey sandwiches, chicken tenders, soda, and punch. We had about an hour for lunch before being released to enjoy the rest of the park. Many of the staff were kind during the party and throughout the park and made the experience that much nicer. The variety of rides here will please most young kids and adults. There are a couple of roller coasters, a carousel, a train that circles once around the park, and many more rides. I'm surprised how much they fit into the park space. There is also an arcade and a petting zoo. For food in the park, you have the standard burgers, pizza, tenders, pretzels, churros, ICEE, ice cream, and more. The prices aren't too bad either. Plenty of snacks and merch to purchase, too. There are also plenty of places to sit and relax, with shaded areas. Especially needed during a warm SoCal day. It was the first time for many guests in our party, and everyone enjoyed the experience. Many of the kids want to go back and have their birthday parties here next year, too.

    Recently brought my goddaughter/ niece and SIL to Adventure City and we had so much fun. This place…read moreis truly toddler friendly and the staff all were friendly. The rides are definitely fit for my precious girl. She did not want to leave. The only negative I would say is that the arcade is waaay too loud. I recommend lowering the sounds of the machines if possible because even I found myself irritated inside but overall we had a great time. We'd come back again.

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    Knott's Berry Farm - Cute bear!

    Knott's Berry Farm

    3.3(5.2k reviews)
    4.6 mi

    Had a great time at Knott's Berry Farm with my family! We went on a pretty hot day, so we were…read moredefinitely prepared for the heat, but overall we had a really enjoyable experience. One thing that surprised me was that the wait times for the rides weren't as bad as I expected, especially considering how busy the park can get. We were able to get on quite a few rides without spending the entire day standing in line, which made the visit much more enjoyable. There's a good mix of rides and attractions for both kids and adults, so everyone in the family was able to find something they enjoyed. We also loved walking around the park and taking in the atmosphere. Even with the heat, there were plenty of places to take a break and cool down. Overall, it was a fun family day and a great way to spend time together. The heat was probably the biggest challenge, but it didn't take away from the experience. We had a lot of fun and would definitely come back again!

    I learned something about myself at Knott's Berry Farm. That is, I never need to visit another…read moretheme park again. It's not them, it's me. Roller coasters and such scare the living shit out of me. Not in a fun way. Becky feels the same way! If you love thrill rides, the rides at Knott's Berry Farm are no joke, at least for us. Especially Xcelerator. Ghost Rider was a scream-fest also. Calico Mine Ride was more my speed. LOL! We've been to Knott's for Knott's "Scary" Farm during Halloween time and that was way more to our liking. It had scary thrills with very good actors, while keeping our feet firmly on the ground. Thrill seekers, Knott's is def for you. There is no shortage of rides for you. Knott's Scary Farm around Halloween is great too for those who love to be spooked and chased by chainsaw wielding fiends.

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    Disneyland Park - Halloween Decor at Disneyland

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    3.8(12.5k reviews)
    0.6 mi

    I could feel the nostalgia I absolutely love it here! Cant wait to grow old taking my kids hereread more

    "It's a world of laughter, A world of tears…read more It's a world of hopes, And a world of fears. There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all!" I haven't been to Disneyland California since I was a small child, and after all these years, the charm of the original park still makes it THEE Disney experience to beat. There is just something special about Disneyland. The character meet and greets, the food, the beautiful California weather, and the hospitality of all the Cast Members really make the entire experience feel magical. I've visited other Disney parks over the years, but coming back to the original park brought back a feeling that is hard to replicate anywhere else. The newer Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge area was AMAZING to experience. Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance was definitely worth the wait, but do yourself a favor and get a Lightning Lane pass if you can so you don't have to wait as long as my friend and I did. The ride is incredibly immersive and absolutely awe inspiring if you're a fan of the series. Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run was also such a fun experience and really makes you feel like you've stepped straight into the Star Wars universe. Also at the top of my list was Tiana's Bayou Adventure. It was absolutely worth the wait, but again, GET THE LIGHTNING LANE PASS! We waited it out, and while I loved the ride, future me will definitely be using Lightning Lane. Everything else, including Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters, remains just as fun as ever. These are the nostalgic Disneyland classics that you simply cannot miss. One of my favorite parts of my most recent visit was meeting Tigger and Winnie the Pooh. That instantly brought me back to my childhood. They were both just as sweet as I remembered, and Tigger was super excited and bouncy as always. Looking back at the pictures we took genuinely makes me so happy. I also got to meet Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, and Princess Tiana, and they were all absolutely lovely as well. We ended the night watching the parade and fireworks, and it was the perfect ending to such a beautiful day. It was filled with laughter, fun rides, good food, reminders of my childhood, and new memories that I'll cherish forever. Happy 70th Anniversary, Disneyland! See you sooner rather than later, I hope.

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    Disney California Adventure Park

    4.0(3.4k reviews)
    0.6 mi

    Rides were good it walking was horrible but Goofys flight school was bad never again lines where…read morealso really long

    As excited as I was to finally make my way back to Disneyland and see just how much the park has…read morechanged since my last visit, I was even more excited to finally check out Disney California Adventure. After all, the last time I was out this way, the whole park was still being built! While I understand DCA is quite different now from it when it first opened as California Adventure, I doubt anyone would argue that's a bad thing. Not only are there still plenty of remnants and fixtures in place (or just rethemed) from when it first opened, but the park is both bigger and better than it used to be, especially now that it incorporates Disney's movies/properties, like with Pixar Pier, Cars Land, Avengers Campus, and San Fransokyo. What's more, some of the rides here, like Web Slingers and Midway Mania, are among my favorites at either of the two parks. If we were able to get on it, I imagine Radiator Springs Racer would be up there as well! Compared to Disneyland, one thing that DCA feels comparatively lighter on are table service dining options. Instead, the majority of the eateries here are either quick service or food stands that are spread throughout the park. Of course, their Sip & Savor festivals more than make up for it, too, as both their Food & Wine event and the one for Lunar New Year were fantastic! One pass is also enough to split between two people and gives you a chance to eat or drink a little bit of a bunch of different things. Although it does add another expense to how much it already costs to come here, one thing I would recommend, if you can swing it, is to get Lightning Lane. Essentially, it's an investment to make better use of your time and to make it that much more enjoyable. Even if you don't maximize it to its full potential, the two to three hours you'll save by not waiting in the standby lines means having that much more time to see/do other things and to make more memories. Plus, that time is even more valuable at DCA than Disneyland, as it typically closes earlier than its sister park. If walking isn't an issue, one way to save a bit of money is to park over at the Anaheim Gardenwalk a few blocks over. Not only is the rate cheaper, but it's a garage, so it's sheltered from the elements, and there are a bunch of restaurants there, too, in the event you want to pick up something before or after your day at the park. Best of all, they'll often have deals that shave the parking rate even further. Most recently, we stopped at the Paris Baguette, spend $20 on our breakfast and coffee, mentioned to them a Disney parking deal, and ended up getting free parking! In large part because I had such a good time here, there's no question that I very much regret taking so long to finally visit DCA. I may not ever become a Disney Adult (or at least the obnoxious kind), but I'll definitely be coming back again a whole lot sooner than later. In fact, given how it has two of my favorite rides and how good some of the food is, I might even try to come back here over Disneyland! Before hopping back over to end the night...

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    Great Wolf Lodge

    Great Wolf Lodge

    3.4(3.5k reviews)
    2.6 mi

    Check in was easy but a couple slides were closed and no signage until you got to the topread more

    My daughter, grandson, a couple of friends, spent 2 nights 3 full days and we all had a grand mini…read morevacation at the Southern California Great Wolf Lodge. We were able to get a decent deal with a grand bear suite, water park passes, kid wolf pass, and breakfast Buffett. They put a bracelet on you and that's all you need to get in room, water park, pay for food, gifts, snacks, etc. Nice not having to carry stuff. Room was clean, bed bug free (I check thoroughly), and the AC works well. We had a toilet that wouldn't flush they sent someone immediately, he used the room ice bucket to pour tap water into the back of tank which was odd to us but whatever we didn't plan on using it (we had a mini cooler with us). The indoor water park is super fun, bring goggles and eye drops because the chlorine is strong. Really strong!!! Lazy creek is the only ride that wasn't the clearest. Especially by the end of the day. Outdoor pool is lovely. Really refreshing. We were there during the week and it wasn't crowded at all. They have fun little kid activities afternoons and evenings. Food was great in the restaurant, pizza place, Buffett, and ice cream place. Free cups of ice water everywhere I asked for one. Mini golf was geared towards young kids(7 and under), adults don't waste your money. The kids enjoyed jungle climbing thing, and the obstacle course in the sky! It's a cashless resort but staff will accept cash tips if your service is exceptional and you feel generous. I'm not sure but I think tips are included with package deal at least they were with ours. The Fireside restaurant was good, however if you have dietary restrictions I wouldn't trust them, the chef came out discussed restriction with us, and when food came out and after asking confirming 3 separate times yes it was gluten free only to have the waiter come back to the table and take it away because it was not gluten free. Lucky for us our friend had only a small bite and knew it wasn't gluten free. They brought out another they assured us was but by that point we didn't trust. The pizza place and breakfast buffet were fabulous and were able to accommodate restriction easily. Arcade super fun ask the workers about deals they were pretty generous and we won a couple of jackpots! Great ticket/prize set up not like chuckechese nightmare! Lazer tag kids had fun. Parking is ridiculously expensive $35 a day self park even if you are staying overnight. Still super good time was had by all, and no one got sick so that's great!

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    Camelot Golfland

    3.6(750 reviews)
    4.9 mi

    Camelot Golfland is a great place for family fun! They have lots of variety and are a better value…read morecompared to other similar places. The mini golf was a lot of fun, and the package deals are definitely the way to go if you want to do the most activities while saving money. It's a great spot for all ages, with plenty to enjoy. The only thing I would suggest is adding more shade around the golf areas, especially on warmer days. Overall, we had a great time and will definitely be back!

    Castle of fun! My group bought the $48 Golfland Fun Pass and it was worth it. All attractions are…read moreincluded but the attractions we did were mini golf, laser tag, bumper boats, race cars, and everyone used all 35 points on their arcade card. You get around 6 minutes of play time per attraction. To access attractions, you press a service button to call over an employee. It was not crowded on a Monday afternoon and there was plenty of free parking. + We started off our day with bumper boats to cool off in the summer heat. Each boat had built in water shooters. We were spraying each other and everyone got soaked. + We went on race cars to dry ourselves off. The cars were surprisingly fast. - For race cars, there was no working service button. Instead, there was a picture of a button taped to the wall which was a bit confusing. We ended up finding a staff member who let us in. It would be helpful to have a note with instructions on what to do. + The laser tag arena was bigger than expected with plenty of walls and obstacles to hide behind. There were even a couple of jump scare surprises lurking in corners. + Mini golf was fun with different colored golf balls and decorated courses. + Plenty of arcade games for all ages. - Some games were broken or out of service. + Clean bathrooms. + They sell Dole Whip here.

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    Jungle Cruise - Elephants!

    Jungle Cruise

    4.3(280 reviews)
    0.8 mi

    Who doesn't love corny jokes? Well, the Jungle Cruise is your place…read more Let's start, shall we? Looks like we are going on for Nile after Nile and after Nile, and if you don't think so, you're in denial. On your right, you'll see our limestone formations. Most people take it for granite.........That joke rocks! Now you don't see that every day, but I do....Every seven minutes. No need to worry, ladies; these are MAN-eating piranhas! This is the Britney Tribe. I sure hope they don't hit me one more time with their Britney Spears. Now we will take an unnecessary right, followed by an unnecessary left; also on the left, you'll see where Walt ran out of money. Don't worry, I'll scare him off (The Hippos). I LOVE YOU! Yup, works on all the men in my life. Here we see the natives celebrating the solstice; let me see if I can translate.... You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You put your left foot in. IDK folks, sounds like a lot of hokey pokey to me. Hey! On your right is Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Four-Hour-Line The cool jungle mist is home to more than 10,000 forms of bacteria .......the backside of water is home to more than 10K forms of bacteria Oh look, everyone! That family of lions is protecting that exhausted zebra! Can you feel the love tonight? I sure can. He's dead.........Tired! Dead Tired! And here we have an unfortunate scene which demonstrates the first rule of survival in the jungle: Don't be the zebra. MY FAVOURITE ONE BEFORE I LEAVE YOU! These hippos are only dangerous when they are wiggling their ears and blowing bubbles, but Bubbles isn't here tonight, so I think we are safe! NOW FOR THE END OF THESE JUNGLE JOKES. On behalf of myself and the CA Prison Work Release Program, thank you. It's not a job. It's a second chance As you leave, watch your head and watch your step; if you miss your step and hit your head, watch your mouth. "Well folks, we've reached the end of our journey. I'd tell you to get out... but Disney prefers I say, 'Please watch your step as you exit the boat.' Thanks for being such a wild crew, and remember--if you liked my jokes, my name is Skipper Eric. If you didn't... my name is Skipper Jim. Have a wild day!"

    This was not at the top of my favorite things to do at Disney. It was a fun way to kill a bit of…read moretime but, in the future I might skip. You can feel the age on this as there seem to be bits not working. Would be a good time for a refresh!

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