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    Kale Me Crazy

    4.3 (74 reviews)
    Closed 7:00 am - 6:00 pm

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    Jalexus H.

    Kale me crazy is now top of my list for a quick fresh lunch! I went for the first time today and unfortunately the already limited parking was closed in front, I was able to find parking without hiking too far with limited time. Seating is also limited inside and out so it seems like they do a lot of to go/delivery orders. We were greeted fairly quickly. The service was okay, not rude and not outstanding. They weren't very much help on menu options but that's okay. I went with the poke and I was very happy with my choice. The food was fresh and a very filling portion. I would definitely come back for a to-go order!

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    Ginger S.

    I will have to go back--it's in a very nice location in the heart of Homewood. At checkout, I was greeted with smiles and very helpful staff. I love my smoothie; it was great. It had all fresh ingredients, which made me wish I had ordered a second to take home.

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    Mutiso F.

    Nothing flavor-wise that haven't had before, so I wasn't wowed but everything is very fresh (Hummus chips were like crispy chips, which was different but I liked) and the service was pleasant. I'll come back if there's nothing else interesting around. The pricing is high for the serving size, especially the wrap that I got (child size for a 6'7" man ). The Hummus take away plate was barely filled.

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    Emily C.

    Super flavorful, lots of good options for those with dietary restrictions. The food was fresh and came out quickly. Very clean in there. I hope to be back!

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    Val W.

    I recently learned that my church, The Worship Center Christian Church, has acquired this business. This purchase aligns with my pastor's (Bishop Van Moody) encouragement to us to take care of our bodies through good diet and exercise. Anyhow, my friend (who is also a fellow church member) and I decided to go check out Kale Me Crazy. When we got there, it was almost closing time. However, the staff was more than happy to help us and answer our questions. They even let us try some samples of the fresh, daily made pressed juices. They convinced us to try some flavors that we normally would not have looked at. I ordered the Chicken Presto Wrap. Y'all...it was delicious. I also tried a Pain Killer wellness shot. It was tart, but I really liked it! I'm can definitely see myself frequenting this restaurant often.

    Poke Bowl
    Janice W.

    This was my first time eating Kale. Didn't like the sound of it ( too healthy sounding) nor the color. Ugh! I went with a group of friends, one who was Vegan, chose the place. The staff was very friendly and patient, " educating " me about the menu options . I chose the ( safe lol) tuna wrap . Boy! Was it a surprise to my palate. Filling too. I ordered coffee. I'm used to strong black coffee. I was served a coffee that was tan colored. Again, I was turned off. The server apologized and said she would bring the black, and explained what was in the coffee. Leaving my comfort zone, I drank the " tan" coffee. Amazing!!! I think it had ( healthy) goats milk in it. All ingredients are natural there. I loved it. Nice and hot too. The place is small , clean and airy. They accommodated our party of ten. The menu is good, a bit pricey though.

    Super Matcha
    Victoria G.

    Went with my fiancé after maple street biscuit was full, and we were so glad we did! I guess it was a sign that we needed something healthier lol We ordered the açaí bowl, matcha banana smoothie, the avocado toast, and an iced coffee. Everything was amazingly delicious! We felt so much better after eating there, and everything was made fresh. It's a tiny cute place, perfect for a light meal. The açaí bowl was still a bit frozen, but good, I like it sweet but my fiancé who isn't as big as a sweet tooth thought it was just right. Best avocado toast with hard boiled eggs I've had, it hit the spot! The manager greeted us kindly and even asked how it tasted, he was so friendly! We're so happy we stopped by.

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    Holland M.

    Gluten free peeps rejoice- the menu is marked GF, & there are delicious GF wraps! All drinks, except the Grounded smoothie, are vegan (V). I saw the Breakfast Wrap on the website, though it wasn't on the store menu, & they made it for me. The gf wrap + matcha iced latte were tasty, fresh, & filling. I can't wait to go back & try an açaí bowl & smoothie!

    Super Matcha Smoothie. Great taste but zero matcha flavor. Mainly banana and blueberries.
    Lauren N.

    Finally tried this place out! It's so hot and I was craving something matcha flavored and Starbucks closed early these days. I saw online the Super Matcha smoothie and that sounded wonderful and refreshing. The smoothie had matcha, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia, agave and almond milk. They were quick- although the guy preparing my food had his mask under his nose but I'm not here to be the mask police. The smoothie was really good- but didn't taste like matcha at all. Blueberries and bananas are strong flavors and that's all I tasted. Again it was good, but not what I was hoping it to taste like. I will go back for sure and order something else!

    Chicken Pesto Wrap
    Shekena B.

    This was our first time eating here and have declared this our go to lunch spot. The location is super clean and welcoming. The staff is friendly and informative. And the food is refreshing and delicious!!

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    Food, service, and atmosphere was fantastic. Will definitely come back! Ty was very friendly. Good music, everything was very clean.

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    This location is always so clean! The employees are very nice and accommodating. The food is fresh and delicious.

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    Cute little restaurant! The food and service was amazing. The staff were very friendly! Will definitely return to try more items!!!

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    Delicious food, prompt service, and comfortable atmosphere. Parking was a pain, but that was my fault for going to SoHo at lunch time.

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