For most of my life up until now i would usually give maria's a 3.5 or 4, but not today, not after the terrible food and service given today. My girlfriend and I came in today at around 4:25 for our usual. My usual being a side day soup and a gyro with a side small poutine, my girlfriend had her usual "i dont know" which this time translated to a BLT. we also decided to treat ourselves to a shrimp basket to enjoy with our soup while we waited for our main course. now when we sat we got one waitress who took our drinks and gave us our menus, and then recieved a different waitress to take our order, then when the soup arrived we received waitress #1 again, this tag in and tag out continued our entire meal. waitress #2 arrived and informed us that they were out of shrimp, not a problem what so ever. my girlfriend and I both work in kitchens so we understand the small stuff. so we switched out the shrimp for spinach dip. it was at this point that what I assume we're two off shift waitresses came into the building and began helping themselves to the pop and soup, also causing quite a bit of noise. after a few minutes the soup arrived courtesy of waitress #1, cream of potato and bacon it was great! could have used more bacon but the flavor was great and the soup had a wondeful consistency and colour. soon after our spinach dip arrived in the hands of waitress #2. now mind you, when we arrived we we're the only ones in house. by the time our spinach dip arrived there were now several other tables, i see no reason 2 waitresses should take care of one table. but i digress, back to the spinach dip. not only was our 8.99 bowl of spinach dip lacking of flavor, it had also clearly been microwaved. the tell tale hard ring of cheese along the edge of the top of the bowl told me that. as a professional cook, this is where I really started getting unhappy with my meal. but it dosnt end there, no sir! while trying to enjoy our bowl of mic'd cheese, it was time for the cooks to eat! two kitchen staff came and sat at the bar stools carrying plates of amazing looking burgers, extra pickles, mounds of perfectly golden fries. i knew i wanted my main course. but till then we got the enjoy the bitter rantings of the teenaged waitstaff complaining about how they have to work so much "when do i get a weekend?" "blah blah blah", along with the yelling coming from the kitchen staff. so there they all gathered at the bar with full lack of professionalisim, laughing and joking and talking. but did those laughs continue to my table? no i was given a cold "is everything ok?" from waitress #2. FINALLY! our main course has arrived, gyro with side small poutine for me and a BLT with no tomato and no fries for the lady. first look at the plate was sad. no coleslaw, which is usually awesome freakin coleslaw! a mountain of over cooked fries topped with the thinnest layer of shredded cheese, topped again with about 18 ounces of thick heavy gravy, gravy which tasted heavily of flour and dried beef boullion. all of which congealed into a cold heap of unhappiness within minutes. i couldnt enjoy the gyro because before i could even touch it i had to bolt for the bathroom, for the revenge of the spinach dip. i did my thing and returned to see my food packed up and the bill already there. but thats just my meal, let us talk of the dish served to my girlfriend. a very dry BLT, they remembered no tomato but forgot the mayonaise, also figured an inch of iceburg lettuce would take away from the vaporized bacon that turned to ash even from just being rubbed in your fingers. we paid our bill (42.70) and left. no tip. will not ever be returning! after 20 years of coming here. im even writting this at home at 7:03, elbows to my knees still on the toilet. thank you marias. heres a smart business tip...if youre going to have teenagers run your business, have one adult present to keep them in shape. an experienced front of house manager that knows what theyre doing could turn your staff around. read more