Over charged and 86'd Been going there for over a year but straight single guys are not welcome apparently.

"Let' meet at that bar on Mississippi?" "Which one?" sigh "You know which one, it doesn't have a name" "How does a bar not have a name?" annoyance "It has a name but no one knows what it is. The Clockwork Orange bar" "The one that I can't drink anything at?" "Yea, that one" this is an actual conversation that happened. And yet, somehow, I still managed to find my friends there. I'm never overly impressed by Moloko and I know that the big reason is that they use potato vodka for all of their infused drinks. And I get that I'm the only person in the entire city/state/west coast that this could possibly effect but it's still annoying. What's the point of going to a bar that specializes in fancy cocktails when you still order High Life? The bar itself is pretty sterile. There is nothing happening there. It's just a pretty space to sit in and drink pretty cocktails. I'll still go in the rare occasion that my friends want to venture there but I would never suggest it on my own. There's just nothing drawing me in. read more

grilled cheese, fresh squeezed juice! hot babetenders, cool fish tankz (oh they have booze too) read more

So swank with my Martini sitting at the bar next to the fish tank. A nice blend of music on the stereo and great outdoor smoking area with the hot light things. Just love how unassuming from the outside, with a cool vibe in. Had my girlfriends all go for happy hour on my birthday, it was great 'cos we had plenty of room to take over. read more

6o's white furniture decor. 7o's funk on the turntable.... yes you heard me right on the turn table. excellent drinks. needs better grub tho. (more) don't walk by to fast or you'll miss it. read more

I like the white chairs and couches.. It really is not crowed much here so always a place to sit. I also like the hummas and the turkey sandwich. Drinks are pretty strong as well here read more

This place has grown on me through out the years. It used to be so stark white, vinyl seated, early 80's reminiscent... Now they have a little more flava to it. There are 3 fish tanks, which are admittedly cool to look at and add a great esthetic, but I have a strong discomfort for caged things that could/ should be free, so once again I sit upon the double edged sword. Ahhh. The staff is friendly and, typical of Portland- nice to look at. This is one of those bars w/ a strong constituent of regulars; Most being cool, though not all. Nothing threatening or terrible, it's just lurky, creepy dudes have a propensity for showing up; often wanting to, say, touch your hair, or whisper something unintelligible into your ear/ hair. You can pretty much guarantee that you'll be hit on by some dude who is too drunk to stand independently, and too touchy to, well, touch you. But hey, if you're in a real hard spot & need a (low) confidence boost, wtf. Seen worse. The drinks- yeah, that part- they are good! Great hot toddys. In all honesty, Im a grey goose & soda w/ lime girl, or Pendelton, or red wine, so I don't go too wild on mixed drinks, but the sips of friends' drinks that I have had have always been delish. I def recommend. There is a back porch area thing that you can cool out at too. There are 5 sweet heat lamps that help and keep ya coze. Much appreciated. Every time I have been at Moloko's I have had some fun conversations w/ old and new peeps, especially in the back area- there's a great vibe on that level and that, for me, is what it's all about. It's fun and comfortable and I certainly recommend it. Even with the creeps. Just gotta laugh. read more

I love this sweet cozy cool little bar. The interior is glowing because of a big tank full of tiny colorful fishies, and the back patio is chill af. Great date night bar. read more

Dope hip hop.. fish tanks..hardworking bartenders... random dogs.. Place was dope!! I should a game straight her, instead a bar Hoppin Mississippi. read more

Out of this world salt water fish tanks keep things lively

Love it. Stylin' vibe, great cocktails, solid happy hour with tasty panini. Stare at the gorgeous aquariums, jam to good music, and sip yo drank. read more

If your in Mississippi and want a swanky drink Moloko is the place to go. However, with these swanky drinks comes some serious prices. The drinks are original and they pour heavy. However, while the drinks are upscale the atmosphere is more mod than upscale. I love the fish tanks but the bar is always a little dark and missing some unidentifiable factor that would make it feel upscale for me. The reason why I didnt rate higher is because the drinks seemed overpriced for the neighborhood. read more

The yummiest cocktails and cutest fishes and sweetest bartender-ladies in all the land.

Terrific experience, lovely crowd, ensure you, and partner, or group will have a wonderful time!!!!

The back is a joke! Tiny, bad seating set up, so smokey! Inside smells like mold, seats and tables are all dirty! Fish tank is super gross, needs a serious cleaning. Music is kinda ok but often too loud. Floor always has food and crap on it. Floor looks like it needs to be mopped. It has so much potential but it is so far off the mark. read more

I've never had a bad time here and being the raving alcoholic I am, I frequent this bar a lot! I've always had great service and now know most of the friendly bartenders and regulars on a first name basis. If you want amazing cocktails and like listening to vinyl this is a place for you. The smoking patio is cozy and the swanky interior with fish tanks make it classy place to bring a date or a small group of friends. I'd recommend trying one or more of their countless house infusions with some fresh squeezed fruit juice. If that's a little too pricey for ya or just not your thing, they pour their well drinks stiff and you can always grab a highlife for $2. If you're in the Mississippi area you should definitely make a stop at Moloko. read more

What a find!!! We were drawn into this fascinating bar by the abundant life in the 5 salt water aquariums. We were there when a guy was feeding them. Absolutely stunning! The cocktails were amazing! I would recommend the Smoked Old Fashion or the Marionberry Margarita. The bartender was friendly & helpful in the selection of drinks. She also suggested excellent food pairings with whatever we were drinking. Fabulous bar in a trendy part of town! Not to be missed! read more

Music is great. Drinks okay. Fish tanks were filthy...hard to enjoy the ambience when worried about the fishes health.

It seemed like a nice atmosphere until we ordered our drinks. After waiting and being passed up for almost 20 minutes the bartender asked what was wanted. When ordering a Long Islands her remark was "it's $14. Can you afford that? " all because my spouse (a bartender himself) was wearing jeans and a hoodie. Not only could he afford it but to add insult to injury he also purchased a beer, 2 top shelf shots of whiskey and tipped her $19.50. I'm appalled that she's even in the customer service industry asking questions like that. I'll never go to this place again. read more

Great atmosphere and a large selection for a drink menu ranging from $2.50 to over $10

This is one of my spots that I like to go to get away from the yuppie crowd. More hipster, cool and intellectual type hang here. Very low key. Drinks are great and if you drink too much, you'll be mesmerized by the three fix aquariums. Bartenders are nice and friendly. Back room is closed in and outside, good for smoking and conversating. One bad thing is the single restroom, but other than that, a good place to chill. read more

Great place for drinks and food!! Amazing atmosphere and friendly staff. Krista in particular has stood out for me. She's always so kind and funny and one of the reasons my husband and I frequent this place!! I will continue to come here!! read more

Moloko is a shocking bar. Shocking because it has the appearance of being too fancy and cold-feeling, but is actually the friendliest bar in the Mississippi area. Whether you want to drink with friends, or just drink by yourself with a book as if you were a 19th century European, Moloko makes you feel at home. Almost every bartender here is awesome, friendly, and attractive, and there's always good music playing. Plus, they infuse their own drinks and have the most amazing flavors in their vodka, gins, and whiskys. Plus, if you're poor you can get beer for cheap. I'm saying 'Plus' a lot and not meaning it as a pun. read more

The bartender we had on the night of 8/24/16 was very rude. Was visiting Portland with my friend and the bartender was not nice to my friend, who had ordered a diet coke. She served our drinks and gave us the check before we had even taken our first sip. We left as soon as we finished them. Our bartender did serve me an exact serving of the bourbon I had ordered, though. read more

This is a hip/modern watering hole whose claim to fame is a variety of at least four saltwater tanks of brightly colored tropical fish. If you are observant enough to spot the globulus fish first in the day, they'll buy you a drink. A bar is fashioned very close to the door with tables that mainly seat two and a larger table in the corner that seats 6. The bar sort of bottle necks with the line for drinks spilling out into the entryway into a cluster when they are busy because the bar is in a narrow alleyway layout. They have different paninis on the menu in the $8 dollar range, all including their house made signature mustard. We came on Mardi Gras and the two bartenders were busy and we waited half an hour for a sandwich, but when we went to check on it they were on the ball, apologetic and they gave us some chips and salsa for the wait. If you continue past the first bar, the alleyway passes a door that leads into a comfortable, dim-lit room with extra seating away from the bottleneck I was talking about. A micro runs 4-5 dollars here, but they also have a full bar and a mini wine selection. read more

I love Moloko. The staff is nice and the drinks are ok- great if you like strong ones (unlike me). The fish are my favorite part.

very small menu and no dessert ;( it's cool tho! there's so many fish, so it does smell a little funky in there but idk if you're kinda faded you can really get lost staring into the tanks lol. the back patio is endearing. the drinks are good! the bartender told me that she is the only one working to make drinks, food and do dishes, sooo i'm kinda wondering what it looks like when it's busy? eh best wishes to the company, i had a good time :) read more

damn! this place doesn't disappoint. girls and guys like it, the music is always upbeat and the drinks (duh) are where it's at. this night, i just wanted something simple - a whiskey sour. i had three! for only $6 the shit comes with fresh pressed juice, not some nasty syrupy mix. and those fancy bordeaux cherries. fuuck. read more

totally unassuming from the outside, totally awesome inside. hip but unpretentious drinks, hip but unpretentious decor, hip but unpretentious crowd, hip but unpretentious dj spinning reggae/afro-cuban, cool outdoor space. sound like your type of place? definitely mine. read more

this IS the best bar in portland. love the staff! sweet, interesting, intelligent, helpful and responsive! the best and most inventive, well executed creative cocktails! i would send anyone and everyone wanting a fantastic experience to this unique one of kind drinking establishment, don't be shy! read more

i cant beleive the rating this disgusting pit has. first of all it took ages to get a drink even ordered, even with an empty bar. there were ants all fucking over the display beers and syrups. worst yet, there was an ant in my actual drink. Never at any scummy dive bar i have been to, have i been this grossed out. ill never be back and i tell everyone to avoid this place read more