Such a great spot to kick back and enjoy time with friends and family!! We had apps and drinks - get the Neon Twinkies, and you can never go wrong with Guacomole and queso! The Spiritual Cowboy cocktail Carla made was AMAZING! The margs were also marging!! We can't wait to go back!! read more

Everyone was really nice and welcoming! Great customer service and the ambiance was really nice!

Went with a few friends an had an incredible time! Bartenders were knowledgeable and I was really happy with my drink. I got the porch swing and loved it. We all loved the nachos with pastor and I shared the tritip and loved it. Ambiance was great, loved the cornhole board and all the tvs. Will definitely be going back to try out everything else they have! read more

Nice gathering venue plenty of indoor outdoor spaces to meet up with others. The staff were very friendly and helpful with providing fast service. Plenty of TV's to watch sports and they had a great variety of drinks. Definitely recommend this spot read more

Delicious food and amazing service! If you're looking for a night out for the adults that's also kid friendly, this is it.

Amazing food made with high quality meat for an outstanding burger or b-que, the interior design is so cool with decor I have never seen before, they have a play area for the kids and live music. I will definitely be coming back every time i come in town. read more

This place is pretty nice and very big. The food was not so great though.. it lacked seasoning, actual plates and they apparently don't make enough food for the amount of people they are expecting to serve. They were out of chicken as well as street corn and possibly running low on tortillas because they didn't give many. I had never had brisket or lamb like theirs, and I don't mean that in a good way. I expected actual sliced smokey brisket and flavorful lamb but instead got something that looked like barbacoa out of an oven. It was definitely not worth what we spent there. The twinkies were super disappointing as well as they lacked flavor. The burger was possibly the best thing there. I would hon only return for burgers and tea. read more

I love that Neon Armadillo offers a clean eating healthy and very tasty menu. I love their food. No seed oils used, organic and locally sourced food, doesn't get better than that!!!! .....so hard to find these days! Thank you Neon Armadillo for bringing it to Wimberley read more

Love it! Food is delicious, drinks are great, decor is super cool, and the outdoor space is the most family-friendly in the region. Am in there at least weekly, and the staff always remember my name. My new favorite spot. read more

Was in town visiting family over the holidays and we stumbled across this place and it did not disappoint! Food was delicious, but the drinks really impressed, bartender Eliana poured with her heart! Atmosphere was lively, but not over the top. Will definitely be back when I'm in Texas! read more

I hate giving bad reviews because I truly want this restaurant to succeed. But they have a long way to go. First of all, good luck finding an accurate menu online. Their website doesn't even have a link, and the links I found were nothing like the current menu. Keeping a website updated isn't that hard these days, folks. Hire a teenager. Four of us visited and one liked her hamburger. That's the 2nd star. Two of us had margaritas (mine was the Neon) and they were both barely average. My wife had the frozen lemonade and it was so sweet it tasted like it was straight out of the frozen lemonade can. One our friends had the pull chicken; it was lukewarm and she said it was okay. She took the leftovers home to feed to her foxes. (Foxes don't give stars.) My wife had just the side order of chicken quesadillas and they were lukewarm and tasteless. The chips weren't fresh. I took a bite and agreed. I was adventurous and ordered the Force of Nature brisket. It was, again, lukewarm. Worse was the sauce they put on it. I ate about half of it. I didn't take the rest home because I don't want my fox friends to abandon me. The atmosphere is good, and the waitstaff very friendly. The unconventional service and silly caviar thingy I could deal with, but the food needs a major upgrade. You seriously need to up your game, Neon. read more

These guys know how to create fun and excellent food and you can tell that they enjoy their business. Service with a smile, abundant portions and a really cool setting! read more

The concept is unbeatable. They have done a phenomenal job with the buildout and outdoor space. Amazing place to bring kids, watch sports games and hangout. The drink menu looked great but we happened to not order any alcoholic beverages that day so cannot opine on quality but the options did look good. We did appreciate the Mexican coke option as well, as opposed to fountain drinks. Would give the place five stars if it were up to ambience. Unfortunately, you go to a restaurant to eat. The menu was confusing and I would have a hard time explaining to someone what type of food this restaurant serves. On top of that, the food was not good. Out of five people, only one was moderately happy with their meal. The kids menu was lacking and both my kids were set on hot dogs but they were out of hot dogs. They had the cheeseburger instead and it was small and dry and the cheese was nonexistent. The worst part was the side was tortilla chips and queso. Not a great option for kids. The Farmacy bowl was not good. Strange mix of ingredients. And the carnitas and brisket that were added were not good either. We really want to come back but can't stomach eating that food again. Additionally, it was cold the day that we went and we had to eat inside. There were flies everywhere inside which was unappetizing. I would understand if it was outside but inside is unacceptable. read more

A great atmosphere and good food. I do not like the operation set up as you order inside and then get a buzzer to pick up your food. They have a small waitstaff that works hard but they were behind all night. Maybe just growing pains but the operational flow and set up needs to change. read more

The Neon Armadillo is an absolute must-stop! The food is incredible, especially the Bowen Queso (our favorite!). The kids had plenty of room to play, and the live music made it the perfect evening in Wimberley. read more

Food was great, love the brisket, guac, queso, and the chips are top notch! My daughter loved the kids quesadilla. Good drinks, and good options for non-alcoholic needs (frozen lemonade was a fun option, alcohol can be added if you want). Service was great, even though it was busy and their first week open. Loved the options for kids to play (climbing net and slide), overall - super fun atmosphere! read more

Amazing vibe to just chill out. Very unique experience you will not find anywhere else. Amazing service with very kind employees for the most part. Food didn't take very long to get to our table which was nice. Overall, very excited to come here again. read more

I walked in to neon armadillo and was instantly met with a great amount of kindness and hospitality from everyone to the host bartenders and my server the food i had was amazing cooked to perfection and just what i asked for. Overall i loved this restaurant very kid friendly environment they have basketball live music and so much more loved this place! read more

Food was great, atmosphere was awesome. Live music and football on the weekends are awesome. Will definitely be back!

I'm so happy to have this restaurant near me! The food is all well sourced and seed oil free. Tasty and healthy. I love the atmosphere, and the service is top-notch. We just hosted an event there and everyone was so happy and well taken care of. I am definitely going to be a regular here! read more

Wow, the best chicken wings I have ever had.. and the sauces! High quality food, kind people, beautiful trees around- top notch experience of a small town. Thank you! read more

Place looks nice, but expensive. Greeters outside were nice, but customer service sucks. They need to educate their people on how to acknowledge customers. read more

We took the entire family and we were not disappointed! There was so much to do outdoors for the kids and we all enjoyed the live music. The bathrooms were SO cute & fun. There was space indoors and outdoors to enjoy our food, which was incredible. The menu was simple, but creative, and everyone loved what they ordered. We are excited to go back and try out the fire pits and drink menu next time. I could see it being a great spot for date night, family fun, or a group of friends - they truly thought of it all! read more

The food at the neon Armadillo was incredible! Very unique and full of flavor and it was all served with a smile. I'll definitely be back and I'll bring more friends. read more

The food was delicious with so much flavor. Addison salsa was a hit. A must stop in Wimberly.

Food is delicious. We ordered the brisket bibb salad, hamburger and queso. We returned the next day to try more options. We LOVED it!

Incredible food! The brisket, smoked chicken wings, Mexican rice and charro beans were our favorite! The chef was super friendly and helpful and the atmosphere was pretty and relaxed. This is our new favorite spot!! read more

We LOVED this place! The food was incredible. The house-made guacamole was some of the BEST I have ever had. The brisket was tender and flavorful. We will definitely be back! read more