Pizza Thief steals the show. We stopped in for dinner on a Thursday night and found the place to be just the right amount of busy - not too loud and not awkwardly empty. You can sit inside or out, and the fact that there's a connected bar is definitely a cool feature. Love that they have za by the slice - we ordered a slice of the Kevin Pepperoni, a slice of Hot Tony, and the Kale Caesar. Generous toppings, the right amount of sauce, and a crust that's delicious and foldable. The caesar was huge with a nice amount of punch. We left knowing we'll be stealing away to Pizza Thief again very soon. read more

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Read so many great things , as I'm sure for those that wrote them, they're true , but they don't apply to our experience. We were going to do a whole pie , but the choices kind of lock you in to all meat, cream sauce it you want vegetables and no meat, or paying a grip for extra toppings on an already pricey pie , so we did slices . Crust was very good, the toppings overall while good, led to everything being either over salty or overly herbaceous. Could not taste the toppings, just salt or rosemary. Service was polite , especially since it was later in the evening, but something manager should note : don't let your cooks eat at their stations. One guy was eating while working , prepping food or pizzas, no gloves , hair all over the place. Just be more thoughtful of us that could be eating what he's making read more

Stopped by Pizza Thief on our way back from the zoo - we were not disappointed! Parking was easy for a Sunday afternoon but I could see how it could get challenging during peak times. Walked in ordered our slices of pepperoni pizza and a blueberry apricot hand pie and grabbed 2 cokes out of the refrigerated area. Pizzas were thrown in the warmer and we found a table. Took about 5 minutes and the pizza was excellent! Just what we were hoping for. The crust was thin, yet crispy, and I love the pepperonis they use on their pies. So much flavor. The hand pie was delicious and the perfect sweetness to top off the meal. read more

Pizza Thief - Pepperoni pizza slice - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Portland Pizza Taste Test #5 Finally went to this spot after seeing the cute raccoon decal everywhere! the selection was brilliant! many options and a great kale Caesar! the pizza was new york style, large slices not too thin, not too bready and perfectly toasted, no floppy slices here! one of the owners took our order and seemed so delighted to be at the masthead of it all! 4 slices, a great shared salad, focaccia and one topo chico we paid over $40 before tip (i can't remember the exact total grandma wouldn't let me pay XD) slices averaged around 5.25 depending on which topping you decide and definitely giving this place a 9/10! read more

The pizza was super thin, big and delicious. We split the pizza with hot Tony and the vegan special, which is a total of 8 slices! The side of dipping sauce was $2 and they come in two different sizes, makes no sense. The sodas are overpriced as well. The service and atmosphere was nice but definitely a luxury pizza spot. read more

Pizza Thief - Tony hot, vegan special pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I ordered a pepperoni pizza over the phone and it was ready in 25 minutes. It is a nice looking place with friendly staff there are tables outside, a bar next door and most importantly the pizza was most delicious. A dodo walked in without their masks on and they politely requested that they put it on. That is another Plus. read more

It is places like Pizza Thief that put Portland on the map as a pizza destination. I called for pick up on a Saturday night around 6 pm and was told the pizza would take 30 min, it was ready when I arrived. We ordered the Sausage & Onion pizza, it was fresh, delicious, and the crust was a great texture. I also ordered ranch and garlic anchovy dipping sauce on the side. I was not fond of the ranch, I prefer mine more cream, but the garlic anchovy sauce was the business. I asked if they were able to do 1 pizza with different topping combinations, but they were not able to because the toppings require different cook times. It wasn't a deal breaker for me. They serve individual pizza slices! They have a few covered tables available for outdoor dining. The workers here look like they really enjoy what they are doing! I would most definitely come back to fulfill a pizza craving. read more

Pizza Thief - Left: Ranch and Right: Garlic Anchovy - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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3.7/5 = Solid. New-York-style pizza. Order at the counter, and they'll bring it to your table. We got a pepperoni pizza and garlic cheesy bread. The pepperoni on top was great. The crust had good texture, but could have used more flavor. Garlic cheesy bread had some great bites and some okay bites. You could add jalapenos to the cheesy bread for $1 -- maybe that would have been worth trying. read more

Walking into Pizza Thief, I immediately got a flashbacks to childhood and my family's pizzerias in NY. It smelled so good! And I remained impressed from the first bite of pizza to the last bite of the most decadent chocolate chip cookie. We tested out several pizzas including the Hot Tony, Kevin Pepperoni, the Wildwood (mushrooms!) and a pie with a gluten free crust, cheese and sausage. I could tell that all of the ingredients were from high quality vendors. Every single combination of ingredients was carefully thought out. The attached bar, Bandit Bar, is owned by the same people. With 12 beers on tap and a fantastic cocktail menu, there is something for everyone. I will definitely be back- in fact, we're about to pick up three pies now. Congratulations on your opening! read more

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I've only tried one of their pizzas but omg it was AMAZING! I seriously can't wait to try every other kind! (Even the vegan one ;)) but for real, this place is awesome and even has amazing house ranch!!!! Don't even get me started on their bar! Outstanding bartenders and yummy drinks. I don't live in NW but happily make the trip out here. read more

Pizza Thief - Sausage and onion pizza! - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Came to visit with my family as we tour the best shops in Portland. Overall, we would return if we were nearby. The cheese pizza was served hot, which I like. Folderable, too. The decor was great and the inside was clean. We had a few dirty pizza trays, but the staff were happy to give us paper plates and oregano. The staff were well informed and provided great service. The cheese pizza was $29, and after 3 canned sodas and 1 honeycrisp cider, our total was $44. This location is great for a hang out with friends. The pizza sauce was seasoned less than I would normally like for it to have been. read more

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I had high hopes for their gluten free pizza. The toppings seemed interesting and I took a chance on the crust. Was really hoping for a neopolitan type crust but realize that is a tall order for gluten free. I didn't expect a light, airy more like bread type crust. Luckily it had a little char to it, or it would have been completely bland. The counter person was not super friendly, just doing her job, and not that into it. I don't think I will go again. read more

First time trying their pizza and we were overall really impressed. Creative, interesting menu. And super happy to find a really good gluten free crust. We do wish they would do a full size GF, as well as GF by the slice, but we realize that's not always in demand. Toppings were tasty, crust was excellent, service was quick. Price was competitive, although everything is too expensive right now. We did take-out only, so can't speak to table service, but the atmosphere looked nice. We also had a beverage in their bar (Bandit Bar) and that was very nice. Excellent service and nice atmosphere for a smaller bar. Bartender was creative and attentive. We'll definitely order/stop with them again. read more

Ordered "Tony's Hot Pizza. With a tin of anchovies. Excellent favor. It was a to go order. I ate the whole thing.

What are you guys on? This is by far one of the worst pizzas I've had. Everyone recommend this place as one of the best in town but I'm in awe in what I had. Everyone in my group even agreed. A waste of our money, the service is non-existence, and in all honesty very rude. The pizza was not good at all, it was over the top greasy and didn't mesh well. I'm very disappointed in what everyone is saying is the best pizza in town. 0 stars read more

Is this the best slice in the city? I would say so!!! Their slice has everything you'd want, perfect crust with a nice bite but still soft at the end. Foldable for clean entry into your mouth, crispy ronis that don't leave your mouth coated in salt and grease. I really love this place! Don't skip on their ranch trust me it's worth the extra $$ and definitely end with a chocolate chip hazelnut cookie. read more

Pizza is good however if you're going to serve a Caesar Salad let people know that it's a Kale Caesar! It was not good, we actually didn't eat it past two bites! read more

Super nice trendy and fun place!!! The pizza menu is great, all their ingredients are sourced locally (included the flour), and the flavors are just like heaven. Is the best place in town if you want to grab a slice or a 18 inches pie The Cherry on top? The full-service bar integrated next door with western state beers and amazing cocktails (Hello Old Fashioned) read more

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I'm from New Haven, so when I say this is good pizza, that means it's good! This is a pizzeria, nothing fancy, just really good food. Excellent cannoli too! read more

Great slices! They serve whole pizzas as well, the service is amazing! hot pizza came out in 2-3 minutes on a fairly busy day, and it's classic Portland fashion so you can eat outside or in! read more

Pizza Thief - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

The top 5 pizza spots in Portland gets more competitive every year. I think Pizza Thief is definitely in the running. I ordered a slice of their pepperoni and cheese. The pepperoni was probably the best pizza by the slice I've ever had. The pepperoni itself had amazing flavor, tasted like it was made with quality ingredients from a top charcuterie place. Perfectly crunchy bottom. The cheese slice I didn't like as much, it was noticeably thicker than the pepperoni. Still good and I'll have to try it again to see if the thickness was a fluke. I will be coming back here often. read more

The mushroom pizza is a delicious dream! But what's possibly even more of a dream - like I'm literally dreaming about it - is the kale Caesar. I had it a few nights ago and can't stop thinking about it. Like I need to go back for it immediately. Ok I'm going back tomorrow. read more

I am a certified connoisseur of pizza, have made thousands of pies, and the pies at Pizza Thief are terrific! Love that you can get it by the slice and grab a beer from the fridge or the adjoining bar that has a laidback atmosphere and good cocktails. I make a point of going during pizza week; they always have a unique and delicious pie for the occasion. Service is above average for Portland, chick means good lol. read more

Yum! Another great GF option in Portland! Love the 9 inch, personal size GF pizzas. Tried the meat sweats+ wildwood pie, prefer the meat lover over the mushroom. read more

These thieves have stolen any future anticipatory excitement for any other pizzas. It's indescribable, the satisfaction of eating a pizza just as is- no extra Parmesan, no extra peppers. Nada. Just Pure delicious perfection. The star of the show was the tasteful touch of calibrian chili. I am convinced I've been eating pizza wrong my whole life. Forget the pepper flakes, all I need is a bottle of calibrian chili oil for all future pizza's. Okay, so now that my love letter to Hot Tony is done, I'd like to acknowledge the Caesar salad. kale, mustard greens, garlic focaccia crumbs, grana, & roasted garlic anchovy dressing. Chef's kiss kiss. read more

This was a great pizza. It is in a neighborhood in NW that I haven't really spent too much time in, but it was surprisingly full of life. Street parking is fairly easy. It is attached to a bar which had some great beers on tap and some cocktails, and the pizza itself was excellent. read more

We've ordered from here twice now and have had the wildwood (mushroom), the hot Tony, and the summer sausage and fennel pizzas. The crust is the best I've had: so thin, but still substantial and doesn't fall apart or get gooey under the sauce/toppings, and it has such a wonderful chew to it! The sauce and cheese to crust ratio is perfect. The pizzas do feel kind of pricy for the amount of toppings you get, but the pizzas are huge and are still pretty delicious despite skimpy toppings. I would rate the wildwood pizza 5/5, hot Tony 4/5, and the summer sausage and fennel 3/5. Get the wildwood!! Probably our favorite pizza spot in Portland now. read more

Pizza Thief has arguably the best pizza in town. The crust is thin and crispy, but not burnt. The sauce is there and tangy, but not sloppy. The cheese is present, but not overwhelming. I'm a purist and my go order is the 18" cheese pie. After several orders, the quality has never diminished or disappointed me. I may have moved from Slabtown, but I will continue to make the trek to NW Portland for this exceptional pizza. read more

Food was great, so were the drinks, however the staff was rude. I'm hard of hearing and repeated myself by accident not understanding the person that rang me up, gave me a disrespectful snarky attitude. read more

Guys!!! This place is 200ft from my door. YIKES. I'm in trouble lol I got pepperoni slices, hazelnut cookie, ranch and marinara. Pep- 4/5 a little floppy and really greasy. Not even mini pep pieces but flavor was yum and crust is amazing once I cooked it more at home. Ranch- 3/5 knocking two stars bc it's $2 for like an oz!!! Insane. But tasty. Marinara 2/5 not good... huge portion of watery flavorless goop. Like what is happening lol Cookie was 3.5/5 it was sooo dry and crispy on edges that I almost tossed it. But the very small inner circle was chewy and delicious. Lol as a former bakery owner I would say it was way too well done. Service was awesome though. A well oiled machine and very kind and orient w all the questions lol Wish I could give this 3.5/5. The ranch price just peeves me so much. $4.50 for a huge piece of pepperoni pizza but $2 for a literal smear of ranch is just absurd lol the math ain't mathing Either way I will be back bc i can smell it from my window. Pray for me read more

Went to Pizza Thief and Bandit Bar for their soft opening. Very cute bar and restaurant with friendly staff! Pizza was delicious and we really enjoyed the Calabrian chili garlic pizza dip on top of the asparagus pizza. Cocktails were spot on. You can choose from slices or whole pies. Great way for everyone to get what they want. Regretted not buying a focaccia to-go. We will be back!!! read more

Pizza Thief - Asparagus Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Was hungry and decided to grab a quick slice before a nearby event. I got a cheese slice to stay and sat outside. It was quick. The place was pretty busy. The pizza was tasty -- good sauce. It's obviously thin crust but the pizza was so thin it just kind of flopped over. As a NYer I assumed this was their version of NY pizza. This wouldn't hold up in an eat-while-walking test but if you're willing to sit down and not wear white, it works. read more

Pizza Thief - Cheese slice - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

We were told to try Pizza Thief as it's one of Portland's best. We tried their breakfast pizza, which is only served on Sundays, and it did not disappoint. Crust is great, nice and thin. We also tried a slice of the pepperoni which was also good but a little on the salty side. The dipping sauces were also good. My husband liked the garlic-parm oil. I liked the Calabrian. Staff was friendly and helpful. Good ambiance. We would definitely come back when we're in the area. read more

The cheese pizza was one of the best I've ever had. Lost a star due to the absence of a margarita pizza on the menu, and the lady who took our order, was not very friendly. But I mean go for the pizza. Plenty of outdoor seating. read more

Phenomenal crust and unique pizzas! Service was fast even though it was quite busy. Will definitely be back to try them all. All pies are 18", so it's a bit different from other shops. I would say it leans more towards specialty pizza. The drinks at the attached bar are also very good. read more

Delicious. Their vegan pizza was amazing, the kale was perfect & I loved the amount of spice. Their cookies are great as well. The meat eaters in our group gave many compliments about their pepperoni pizza, and we all agreed the crust was nice. I'll definitely come back when I'm in the area! read more

I'm from California and whenever I visit Portland I come here! It's honestly the best pizza I've ever had. The street is so cute and the staff are wonderful. Highly recommend!! read more

it was a good slice of pie! I would bet $2 that a whole pie right out of the oven is knee wobbling... The NW upper richy NY style hood helps the pizza feel New York at heart even next to Montgomery park!! read more

Great pizza by the slice and good salads. Can't go wrong. Good vibes too. And an arcade game!

The pizza here is sooo good. I tried the vegan (hearty and filling and you won't miss the cheese!), the mushroom (rich and chock full of mushrooms) and the sausage and onions (loved the leeks, def makes the pizza). Also ordered the kale caesar salad and it's big enough to serve as either a large entrée salad or as 3-4 side salads. I love that the cocktails at Bandit Bar are upscale, all the ingredients used in the food and drinks are high quality, but the vibe is casual and laid-back. Also love that they only carry locally made beers. Great addition to the NW neighborhood and I'll def be back. read more