Food is trash. Ordered the lasagna. It was salty, swimming in a pool of watery sauce and oil. There was about an inch of oil in the dish that I had to pour out. I'd skip this place unless you're drunk and need something to soak up the alcohol. read more

Pizzarro - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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I don't think I"ll be eating at this place ever again, but maybe it's my fault because judging by the name, it seems like pizza would have been the best bet, but instead we ordered chicken parm sub and chicken Alfredo for delivery. The food was partially warm when we got it and had no flavor/seasoning whatever. By the time we were finish seasoning the food ourselves, we might as well have cooked it. A waste of $30 indeed. UPDATE: Someone names Nabil M. Contacted me the same day I posted this review stating that they were sorry to hear about my experience and would be happy to take care of my order. I haven't heard anything since! I wish I could give this place ZERO stars. read more

Very average, even for DC Jumbo Slice standards. Think of this as a below mediocre option, even for a late night, 'drunk' food if you will. Go heavy on the chili flakes, it's going to need it. The pizza might be reheated on slow afternoons ... just FYI. ‍ read more

Zero Stars. That's what any place should get when you are assaulted in their store. When you scream for help and not a single employee comes to your help. Instead YOU have to call 911 yourself and then and only then when the police are on the way, does one employee come out. That employee, you would think would help you with the person that assaulted you, but instead they get the door and let them out before the police come. It was about 1015 last night. I was eating a slice of pizza. A well dressed person comes in and asks me for money so they can take the metro home. (50 CENTS). I state I don't have any cash, I'm sorry. He continues to insist I have money and raises his voice. He then says "If you don't give me the money, you're going to regret it when you walk out this door". I then ask "Are you threatening me?" and he says yes. I yell for help multiple times to the back of the restaurant. The man laughs and no one comes. Mind you, when I walked in the door to order a slice of pizza they were there immediately. I tell the guy to leave me alone or I will call the police. He says "Go ahead, but you better give me the money. I call 911. And go by the door and block the door to wait for the police. I don't want this man threatening other people and since he threatened to attack me outside, I figure better to be where there are other people. He attacks me while im on the phone with police. Hits me in the head. At this time, FINALLY, one employee comes out. I ask him for help and that the police are on the way. He tells me to let the man go and gets the door for the man. He said "I didnt know what he was going to do" I said, well you saw what he was doing, you heard the police were coming. What you didnt know is that he said he was going to make me regret it when i leave. Now hes out there. He said, we can see him on the camera (and points to the camera). I ask if he can see him on the camera, then why did it take so long to come out when I'm screaming for help. He said he couldnt hear anything in the back and if I didnt believe him I could go out back. The entire time, he clearly was more worried about protecting his lack of action than any well being on my part. He said he can make sure I'm safe. I said how? Are you going to make sure I make it home without getting attacked? He then said no. I ask for the owners name and number. He said "The owner will be here sometime tomorrow, there is his number (and points to the menu) Again, more concerned about business as normal than the safety of a customer. I suppose this must happen a lot there, if the owner wouldn't want to know about threats and assault on their property. I finally got the name and number after asking about 10 times. He clearly did not want to assist in any manner. Finally after the police arrive and took my description (and the employee would not give a description and only said they would get the video to the police "tomorrow" - I mean not when the police are looking for the person right away), Finally the employee offers some help... "Would you like something to drink?" Ive lived in the city for a year and been going into the city for over 20 years. I've never felt unsafe anywhere I've gone. Until now. read more

Pretty good food. The Falafel was really delicious; the dolma was good. Salad was fresh! I am happy, and will order again.

Is the pizza amazing? No. Does it hit the spot at 1am when you're a little tipsy and starved? Hell yes!! Delicious and flavorful and hits the spot to the "T"! I've never eaten anything else there but the satisfaction I got from the pepperoni pizza is enough for me. If it's late, you need pizza and grease, you know where to drop in. It's not perfect pizza but it's there when you need it and isn't that what life's all about ? :) 4 stars read more

Late night pizza is a competitive market in the U St/Shaw neighborhood of DC, and Pizzarro is one of the best. The pizza is always fresh and decently well prepared. The location is a little off the beaten track, so lines tend to be shorter than "Gay Pizza" up the street (which is horrible, by the way, don't go there). Overall this is a solid little pizza place with pretty good deals for carryout. I should also note that it gets pretty rowdy in this place late at night, and I want to give high praise to the owner for putting up with all of it with grace and composure. Usually i just take my pizza to go and walk home, but if you want to people watch drunk people, this is an excellent location. read more

Top notch place. Great/friendly owner and staff. Great menu options. The jumbo slice is very good. Also offers lots of options beyond just pizza. Great place to grab late night food on the weekends as they are always open. read more

4 stars for the food, +1 star for the late night service. Pizza is on point, and so are the prices. The service is fast. The grease is plentiful and so is the thick pizza crust. Last night cravings are filled here! They have lots more food too. The inside is small so take your food to go! They're doing God's work here. Jesus would have loved this pizza after a night of partying on U Street. read more

I tried their kabob for the first time and i loved it meat was very tender and juicy well marinated perfect..must try their kabob if you havent..one of the best kabob i ever tried in my life.owner was also very friendly. Love this place!!!! read more

This is a fantastic local business. I've been coming here almost weekly for pizza for over a year - either dinner or late night - and highly recommend the full pizzas. By-the-slice is as good as any other jumbo slice in DC, but splitting a larger order with friends/family or to save across a couple personal meals is the most worthwhile and affordable option, in my opinion. Significantly better than chain pizza joints like Domino's or Papa John's. Best way to order is to call in ahead of time and carry out. Usually ready in 10-15 minutes and guaranteed fresh. They are also open very late on weekends, which is great for any night owls or bar crawlers. Nabil and the rest of the staff are super friendly, too. read more

Had to check out the squares here. Good pizza, lot of flavor and friendly staff. Will definitely be back when in the area.

Insane wait times. 50 minutes for two slices of cheese pizza and somehow it came out cold

As much as I love the customer service here and the people are always so pleasant I was a bit disappointed with my order tonight so I understand it's very busy because it's a very popular place I was really happy to order from here for my family but one of our pizzas were so burnt it was almost inedible, I paid for an ingredient on the other pizza that wasn't there & I did not receive pita bread with my mezze platter otherwise the food is very good. read more

I don't know why people are giving them such a hard time. This is my go to place for fast, hot delicious pizza. They are always timely and their pizza never fails. Maybe people should cut them Some slacks for not being Jose Andreas worthy taste and Ritz Carlton service. I'm impressed by their commitment to quality while keeping the prices very reasonable. read more

Doesn't seem like much but this pizza place is the BOMB!! Pizza slices are HUGE and prices are very decent! The staff was very nice and there was little to no wait time. read more

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I got food poisoning from this place on Saturday. Ordered a slice of cheese (not that difficult) and the place was empty.. they gave me a slice of pepperoni was in a rush so I just picked them off instead of getting a new one. Rumor has it in the neighborhood that the business is a front for a drug business. Obviously I'm never going again and don't recommend. read more

I love their salmon kabob platter! The seasoning is so unique and tasty. I order it every Monday! The owner is super nice and generous. Look how big this portion of salmon is! Their pizza is also great. I highly recommend this place. read more

Pizzarro - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Nabil was nice enough to contact me about my previous review. He sent me an XL Doner Pizza that was OK (and gratis). I've never seen or tried that particular pie before. Thank You Nabil @ Pizzarro read more

Took forever to deliver. Food was mediocre. Other options near by are a better way to go.

Delicious pizza and kebabs!! I frequent this place because I live nearby. A single pizza slice is HUGE and is great for the price. Toppings are always fresh. A must-try is the salmon kebab plate. They use a delicious marinade on the salmon that makes you feel like you're eating a $35 plate of food versus the $15 that it actually is. read more

Since the day my brother put me on this little dive I've been hooked since. The wings are my favorite option. Grilled and no fat on them. The sauce is always given on the side so you can dress it how you want. The steak and cheese is something serious as well. I wont steer you wrong check them out. read more

By far the fastest delivery in DC! Always consistent and tastes great. Good pizza is hard to find in DC and this place does not disappoint!

Decent late night spot. Buffalo wings- amazing! Some of the best I've had from a pizza joint. Supreme pizza- absolutely delicious! Spaghetti and meatballs- not so good. Barely enough pasta sauce and lacked flavor overall. Jumbo Slice- stay away! Ours were all burnt but yet the whole pizza we got was delicious. I'm guessing they serve old, stale jumbo slices off the late night- not cool! Not the best food ever but it serves its purpose for late night drunk food or munchies :-). read more

OMG Andrea here...I LOVE LOVE LOVE the bread! Amazing! The stuffed grape leaves...yummy! Order the meze. Platter! Yummy

Don't sleep on Pizzarro!! I haven't tried the pizza yet but the salmon platter is all that. I'm going to try some of he other dishes soon, I've just enjoyed the salmon platter so much I haven't tried anything else yet. read more

I have to admit, Pizzarro was really exceptional. The staff is pleasant and the place itself is adorable. Really flavorful and wholesome. The staff is extremely pleasant too. I 'd certainly return. read more

I ordered 20 wings and a spinach pita via Grubhub. First, the wings. I ordered 20 buffalo wings with ranch dressing. Pretty simple, right? What I expected: 20 fried wings tossed in a buffalo sauce. You know, the kind that's orange, mildly spicy, and can be purchased at any grocery store for about three bucks. Nothing fancy. What I received: two styrofoam containers of partially cooked wings (yes, they were raw), one with seven wings, the other with twelve wings, with no sauce. Instead, there were four small condiment cups with some weird buffalo sauce and yogurt concoction. There were also two other condiment cups with what I assume was meant to pass as ranch, but was actually some weird watery yogurt sauce. Needless to say that I trashed the entire order. Then there was the spinach pita which was basically two burned pieces of wheat toast with a small amount of spinach in between. I could have made a better sandwich with what's been sitting in the back of my fridge for the past several months but I'm too lazy to throw away. Now this is where it got really fun. My order came to over $38. Since I had to throw the entire thing away I figured this would be an easy refund process. I called Grubhub who then called the restaurant for authorization to refund who then told me that the restaurant wouldn't authorize the refund and that I was SOL! Ha. Well we'll see what my credit card has to say about that. Do not order from this place. At best you will have a horrible meal and not die from food poisoning. At worst you will die from food poisoning. read more

Pizzarro has come in clutch so many times for me, it is truly my go-to pizza here in DC. The pizza itself is delicious, and the people who work there are always friendly and quick, and the prices are extremely reasonable. Anytime someone suggests pizza, I immediately recommend Pizzarro. read more

Solid delivery pizza. We order their specialty pizzas and ask for the crust well done and that makes for a much better pizza. They press down the outer crust for well done and it is crackery. Romano, Milano are both good. Toppings are not piled on and are higher quality than a lot of places. read more

Donor pizza is on point. Cheese pizza slice is huge and delicious. This place can get busy, so call ahead if you need to. Or you can just hang out and chill in the classic environment. We came in late night and it was a nice atmosphere to grab a delicious pizza. read more

Pizzarro - Donor Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

The last good doner kebob I had was 15 years ago in Germany, until I discovered Pizzaro, which did not disappoint. Their sandwiches are huge, tasty, and filling. If pizza is more your thing, their buffalo chicken pizza is amazing-generous chunks of their marinated chicken, thick slices of tomato, red onion, and a nice and tangy buffalo sauce. All the flavor, less of the grease and heartburn. Ordered late on a Saturday night and the delivery took less than 45 minutes. Definitely worth a shot if you're in the Bloomingdale area or within their delivery radius, they have a lot of good discount specials as well. read more

I'm obsessed with this place!! The slices are huge and the staff is super nice. Cannot go wrong with a side of ranch and fries. My friends say the wings here are great too. For the price you literally cannot beat it! read more

this was by far the worst pizza I've ever eaten my entire life. It's almost like he took frozen pizza and threw it in the oven and then delivered it to my place cold. I also ordered garlic wings. Their definition of garlic wings is naked wings without any sauce and then a plastic container of salad dressing to pour on top of it. This place is absolutely disgusting the worst food I've ever had in my entire life read more

This is a solid place to order delivery. They now offer delivery for a reasonable fee ($1) with a relatively low delivery minimum ($10) through Foodler (http://www.foodler.com/ref/7581733/DC/Washington/Pizza/Pizzarro/11368.html). Thus far, I have tried the ultra calzone, which was overflowing with fresh, delicious ingredients (spinach, artichokes, tomatoes, onions, and cheese), and it was quite good. I also tried the fresh mozzarella salad. The greens could have been a bit fresher, but overall it was good. I love that they have an extensive selection of unique specialty pizzas. I'm looking forward to trying some of their vegetarian specialty pizzas. Overall, I was happy with their delivery service, and I'd definitely order from them again. read more

Ordered here for the first time tonight and I think it may be my new go-to! The pizza was great (and still wicked hot when delivered) and the wings had good flavor but were a bit dry. The pizza was delivered 20 minutes earlier than expected on a Friday and the driver was super friendly and even got out of the car to meet me (normally drivers just put down the window to hand me the food as our street can be hard to find parking). Way to go Pizzarro! read more

delicious, convenient, and very kind staff! we were thrilled that our late night cravings were able to be brought to fruition by this place. I definitely recommend the Hawaiian! read more

Pizzarro makes you feel good inside. Not only because of the tasty pizza and calzones, but because you're supporting a local spot. And when I mean local, I mean like 200 yards from my crib. I try to go there at least twice a month but at my worst this summer I was there every week. My biggest critique would be their lack of online ordering and sub-par phone skills. If you're ordering delivery or take-out via phone, be very patient and prepare to repeat everything at least twice. Trust me, you'll thank yourself 35min later when you're in Pizzarro heaven. Pros: Pizzas, Calzones, Salads, Pricing, SUNKIST Cons: Chicken Tenders (just don't), Bread Sticks, Wings* As you can see the pros outweigh the cons so go do your local duty and help me in supporting this awesome mom & pop shop. *The wings or hit or miss, about a 50% chance of success. When they do it right, they really nail it. read more

Ordered pizza from this place via eat24. Pizza arrived pretty quickly (under 25 minutes), which was good. Unfortunately, that was the only thing that was good. When I opened the box, the vast majority of the cheese had migrated off of what purported to be a pizza and into one corner of the box, as if the thing that was poorly disguised as a pizza had lost its cheese toupee. The alleged "pizza" was so greasy (and not in that tasty Chicago-style way) that the grease had soaked through the box to the point that the box had lost its structural integrity. The crust was so chewy that my jaw hurt after attempting to get through a piece, and it literally tasted like cardboard--probably because it had fused with the box. Basically, this is pizza made for people who just don't care, by people who just don't care. Next time your girlfriend says, "I don't care" when you ask her what she wants for dinner, order this pizza and show her what people get when they really don't care. I'm giving this place two stars instead of one, because I've eaten a piece of the pizza while writing this and I haven't died or anything. But I'll be sure to update if I do. read more

great place, I recommend the chicken kabob. It was warm and delicious the rice and pita bread were a great compliment. It's great that they are open during these hard times P.S.: also comes with yogurt sauce (which I especially like) and salad dressing read more