The 2 stars is only for the deli/fried chicken. Overall it deserves a 3-4
Don't bother reading this unless you like fried chicken, hot sauce, collard greens, fried okra, etc (okay, that just excluded 92.2% of the people in Newport because this isn't meant to be a full review... it's an f'n grocery store, you should know basically what to expect).
-- No Ralphs in a 5 mile radius to the 92663 has f'n frozen battered okra. I've called and been to 3-4 locations throughout Newport, and nobody carries it. A market in Costa Mesa carries it, and I'll have to give a shout out to that location. NOTE: Stater Brothers fried okra sucks.
-- The deli section fried chicken f'n sucks cuz nobody buys f'n fried chicken here, so the chicken is usually several hours/days/weeks old (kind of like the cougars that shop here). Also one of the female employee's that I haven't seen lately basically flat out lied, when I asked when the batched was cooked. She told me "just a couple hours ago", and I said it looks several hours old, yet she insisted it was freshly cooked which was a huge f'n lie. You f'n lying troll. Instead, I suggest that you drive over to the KFC across the street as a very, very, last resort, but it's still better than here.
-- "Mountain High" brand yogurt is primarily only in the 32oz container, and they only have vanilla and plain. No strawberry, and I suggest Albertsons as an ideal alternative.
-- All the alcohol here has anti-theft devices attached to every bottle. Not much murder here, but alcohol theft is rampant on the hardened streets of Costa Mesa/Newport where you see people barely scraping by with their one to two year old Bentley's and Lambo's up in da hood twenty fo' seven, yo!
-- Don't expect to find ham hocks here. Expect to find skinless chicken breasts instead. I think I went to Costa Mesa because Promelis didn't have it either.
-- Don't expect to find collard greens, mustard greens, or kale here. Instead go to Whole Foods in Irvine or grocery stores further in Costa Mesa.
-- They have Red Rooster, Franks Red Hot, Trappey's, Crystal Hot Sauce, Tapatio, Cholula, but no Louisiana Hot Sauce. I like #1 Louisiana, #2 Red Rooster, and #3 Franks (Buffalo wings).
Another thing that sucks is that I have to go to Santa Ana for fried chicken/Popeye's chicken, and I'm not a big fan of KFC which is across the street. It just comes down to the fact that this neighborhood is going to make me work for my favorite foods..... so that's how they'll chase me out of here. read more