$24 for a Fish & Chips, $34 for the Pot Roast, $18 for a Burger?! Yes. That's what goes on when you're in a part of the world that has fewer dining options than you have nostrils.
Granted, the fish is nicely tempura battered and the size of a man's shoe, but it's hardly the second coming of Amy Schumer, nor is your server and your surroundings the stuff that $34 Pot Roast restaurants are made of.
Without a fridge in our Boathouse room and sick and tired of eating every variation of a Trader Joe's Pita Bite Cracker known to man and water fowl, we sauntered over to the Roosevelt.
Named after Franklin D. who'd stopped by for lunch during a scouting trip, and a few months later signed into being the Olympic National Park - no doubt mesmerized by the lush greenery of the region and then lobotomized by the price markup of the restaurant - the Roosevelt Room has kept some of its history intact with the original lighting fixtures and wood paneling - now looking tired and dated, instead of quaint and charming. The original fire hose is even affixed to the wall next to the hostess' podium and appears to be operational, no doubt to cool down hot-headed restaurant patrons when they receive their bills. A separate "bar" next to the lobby is open in the evenings serving alcohol and other beverages, with a smattering of high tables and chairs next to the bar.
We arrived shortly after 7pm to rather full dining area near the window (though the rest of the restaurant was empty) - but were able to get a table by the window, which faces out onto the manicured lawn and the lake beyond. Our server was prompt and fine and quickly brought us our food, a basket of dinner rolls - the basic wholewheat kind you buy off the shelf - but they were warm.
The wines were overpriced - $9/glass for a Barnard Griffin - and the wine list uninventive - so I opted for a Vodka Tonic, which was OK. The lodge also has its own branded white wine, which was pretty good - but at about $35 per bottle, we could get two bottles of very good Chateau Ste. Michelle-ish and have room leftover for a box of TJ Pita Crackers.
The menu is a your one-pager with all the usuals - salmon, pot roast, fish, but nothing seemed interesting to us. There were no specials that night, and we only chose fish and chips and burger, as they were the least expensive items in the entrees.
Once upon a time, I had a burger the size of a baby's head at a swank "burger bar" at one of Seattle's most hip 'n happening burger joints. That burger was priced around $12.00, delicious, and I could not finish the whole thing. This time, at the Roosevelt Room, our $18.00 burger boasted two patties, which combined - were not even close to the thickness of one. The burger buns appeared rather flat. The flavors of the burger and fish were above average, but both were accompanied with steak fries as thick as a lumberjack's thumbs on steroids. The fries were so tasteless and dry that they managed to suck the moisture out of my mouth, much like 10 cotton balls would after a dentist visit. We did not - could not - have dessert.
Undaunted by our dinner experience the night before, the next day, my hungrier half insisted that we have breakfast here before our big hike. The menu offered your basic breakfast fare - eggs and ham/sausage or pancakes - priced at a about $14.00 across the board. I opted for some eggs on the side and a cup of coffee.
Our server, though well-intentioned, could not seem to get straight our simple order of my two eggs and coffee and my husband's two eggs and potatoes, first giving me the potatoes and eggs and then completely forgetting I ordered coffee till I asked. When the coffee finally did come, though, it was in a carafe with enough coffee for a table-full of people, thereby making my hiking experience more of an exercise in finding the most secluded spots for going to the bathroom than enjoying the beauty of the Olympics.
A disappointing and way overpriced experience. Perhaps a 4-star review had the prices been average, but at this price level the service, decor and food fall terribly short. read more