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    Stoner's Pizza Joint

    3.4 (94 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 11:00 pm

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    Greg T.

    Do you like the idea of owning a pizza joint or do you love the craft of producing a pizza? From the name and what I just had, Jason likes the idea of owning a pizza joint. The pizza I just had matches the 1-2 stars of other reviews, but I'm not going to totally crap on a business owner because Yelp sucks. It's full of peoples feelings and it isn't always constructive. I want to be constructive in regards to branding/product marketing which has been my field for the last two decades where I have built a number of leading brands. So when I say the brand here is lame, I can back it up as to why and what they can do because on a surface level, what does a stoner got to do with differentiating their product from the other businesses in a positive way? It doesn't, and they are just getting off on relating it the pot industry from their name to the "legalize marinara." Pssss, marinara is legal and Coloradans aren't amused (as much as you are) because it's been a decade since it's been legalized. Now, if they said their marinara is so dank, it should be illegal, it might have some weight. Well, they would also need to come up with a marinara that doesn't taste like Papa Johns (I'm not a fan). I mean, if they had invested into a proprietary marinara utilizing San Marzano's, or a number of unique sauces that are wild and crazy ones from Asian influenced sweet and sour (ketchup comes from China) to an Indian tikka like sauce (yea, it has tomatoes), they would be backing up their brand with sauces that you would imagine only stoners/potheads could come up with, you know, stoner thoughts.... "like what if this was like a sweet and sour chicken pizza bro." Except they did not, and what they did do is the stoner on the couch approach of laziness and being high AF thinking they are doing an amazing product, but instead it's like a frozen pizza aka a copy of Papa John's (except we don't need a copycat). They didn't do that, and they should be asking themselves "why the cutesy marketing taglines highlighting a product element (the sauce/marinara) that isn't a major product differentiator?" The short answer is cuz owner dude is like "I'm new here in Colorado so pot bro, pots so cool bro, so we think we're cool, and our friends think so too cuz pot... it's so edgy"... yea, no man. Just go up the street (1.4 miles/3 mins) and try Piccolos pizza that has been in business the last 50 years?? Their product cannot be likened or compared, and whether or not you're high, drunk, spun (well meth users don't get the munchies), or sober, Piccolos will continue to dominate with a product like no other. A brand manages peoples expectations, and if they said their pizza is on a par with a frozen one, and if you are high AF, you might think it was great. If not, you're probably sober, and they would have also gotten the current brand right.

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    2 months ago

    Solid local pizza spot. Pretty good bundle deals for 2-3 people. Love the pepperoni jalapeño bites.

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    I'm From California, and the Pizza and Calazones are Delicious!!! I will Definitely be back next time I'm here in The Great CO !!

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    Pizza was super good! Crust was the best balance of chewy and crusty.... Highly recommend.

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    Sylus was great and very helpful. Also the food was incredible. I recommend trying the garlic knots

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    Really good pizza, salads and desserts. Always super quick when I order for pickup, staff is awesome as well.

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    Small a$$ pizza for a ridiculous price. Staff was nice but people literally just shop her cause it's open late and they have munchies.

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    I ordered a large pepperoni pizza and recieved a medium cheese pizza AND I PAID FOR THE LARGE PEPPERONI, such a rip off !!!!!!!!

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    The peperoni rolls are really good! Loved the sauce they came with too. The pizza was average. I would order the pizza rolls again for sure!

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    Some of the best pizza, great breadsticks and cookies too! Had nothing but great experiences when I pick up my food!

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