Two words: sensory overload.
I made a recent trip to Teso Life to see if this place was worth all of the social media hype and...IT TOTALLY IS!!!
Located off of perpetually busy Rockville Pike and technically part of (but really adjacent to) Congressional Plaza, do yourself a favor and DO NOT park in front of the store. Most GPS systems will route you to the top level, but I'd recommend following the signs to the lower level where there is slightly easier and bettter parking options.
Note: If you opt to park in the upper level towards the front the store, this is a one-way dead end surface lot, and a three-point turn is necessary if you want to turn around to exit.
Having visited Japan, Teso Life is very reminiscent of a shop in the trendy Harajuku neighborhood of Tokyo. Walking in, the interior is illuminated with almost blindly bright fluorescent bulbs, and the mostly white color scheme of the floors and walls only amplifies this effect. High energy Japanese pop music will also be pumping to stimulate positive vibes and spontaenous purchasing decisions.
While not a full-fledged grocery store, there is still extensive merchandise ranging from frozen treats (think ice cream and the like), cookies/snacks, beauty and cleaning, special Japanese beverages, instant noodles, cookware/kitchenware, and of course, cutesy toys and dolls. My neice went absolutey beserk for the wide selection of Sanrio products; after spending an afternoon with her, I know the names of Hello Kitty and her friends such as My Melody, Keroppi, Chococat, Badtz-Maru, and Pompompurin.
We also picked up a few packs of the special Japanese flavored Kit Kats (matcha and Milk Tea are my favorites) and some Sanrio branded toys and stationary kits. There are also some claw games which are super fun, not only for the kids, but also for adults. As of this review, each game is 2 tokes and tokens are $2/each which are purchased at the register. Happy to say, that I won a pikachu...which only costs me $10 worth of tokens...LOL
There were also plenty of staff circulating about re-stocking shelves and answering questions about products. Even with the crowds constantly peppering them with inquiries, they kept a friendly disposition.
IMHO, Teso Life is worth braving the horrible traffic and even crazier parking to spend a fun afternoon. read more