Honestly, I really want to give a negative 10 stars. As an American born in Thailand, I have eaten Thai food all my life. This is by far, not only the worst Thai food (if you can even call it that since it didn't taste anything like Thai food), it was also the worst food I have ever been served in my 50 years of eating food. The restaurant looked somewhat grand on the surface, but anybody who knows good food knows that has nothing to do with how good the food is going to be. Even that deception was extremely transient, since as soon as we entered the restaurant there was a stale smell (despite being a newly opened branch of this chain restaurant). The second big hint that the food was going to be horrible was that when we asked for Nam Pla (i.e, fish sauce, a basic Thai ingredient and condiment), the waitress said they were out of Nam Pla, which is quite unbelievable. It would be like going to a Japanese restaurant and being told that they were out of soy sauce. The third hint that it was going to be bad was the most basic appetizer in Thai food, the chicken satay, had a hard rubbery texture that was hard to swallow and the peanut sauce tasted like nauseatingly sweet syrup. After that, we were made to wait an hour before the main dishes arrived, although to be fair, when we were seated the waitress did say that they were short-staffed and that it was going to take a while for the food to come out. When the dishes did finally come out, they did not even resemble anything like Thai food. Starting with the tom kha soup, which is supposed to be a white-colored gentle-flavored coconut flavored soup with a bit of a spicy kick, was a blood red, luke-warm liquid that tasted exactly like canned tomato soup with a ton of sugar dumped into it. The crab fried rice didn't even look like fried rice. It looked like an overcooked, mushy rice dish and tasted like some hodgepodge stir-fry mix with a ton of sugar dumped into it as well. The crab flavor was certainly nowhere to be found. The Pad See Ew noodles also looked like a hodgepodge stir-fry mix with ONE big block of noodle (uncut) in the middle. Like everything else, it also tasted like a ton of sugar was dumped into it and nothing more. The Thai green curry, not only appeared to be but also had the texture of mashed potato gravy. It tasted like 20% of what a normal green curry should taste like, and that was the best dish we had. We also ordered a minced meat dish with lettuce. This too tasted like some cheap sugary dish that was difficult to swallow. We were a party of six, and all of us, including my eight-year old, said he would remember this dining experience as the worst he has had thus far. We had to cleanse our pallet immediately after we walked out of the restaurant with some strong mints I happened to have. One member could not stomach any of the food. Instead he said he would just eat instant ramen noodles for dinner when he got home. Oh yeah, when the waitress came once to ask how everything was in a disinterested and scripted way, we had to be honest and give her an unscripted answer by saying the food was not good. She then just said, "ok," turned around, and walked away, like she couldn't care less. I think the other customers were either, 1) not at all familiar with Thai food, 2) were deceived by the atmosphere of the restaurant, or both. The most generous theory I have is that maybe the chef was out sick and the dishwasher did the cooking instead. Either that or, the "chef" was hired out of a convenience store and could not give a s**t about what was put on the plate. The food was an insult to anyone who ever cared about food. Never again! read more