I will preface this review by stating I am not a wine drinker. Beer is my forte and I typically stay away from wine as it can give me a wicked hangover if I drink too much; however, all of these thoughts went out the window when I visited Infinite Monkey Theorem. You have a couple of options here - you may order wine on tap, wine in a can, or even choose to order wine out of a vending machine. Pretty cool right? You also have the option to relax at one of their many comfortable chairs or couches. Finally you can't go wrong with IMT's location right in the heart of RiNo. You may bring in food (may I suggest Walnut Room's pizza?) or walk to any number of breweries. Whether you are a local or just visiting, Infinite Monkey Theorem is sure to please. read more

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This place is just rad. Its like a seventies lounge in there... Without the smoking and the bell-bottoms. They have wine by the glass, in the can and on tap and is great for girls night or a date. Looking forward to going back. read more

This is a cool wine bar not just in Denver, but anywhere! I mean, wine on tap?! Get at me. WINE - rices are standard ($7/8) and there are some nice ones you don't see as often like: gewürztraminer, viognier, and syrah. They even have a dry hopped sauv blanc! Not a fan but I appreciate. SPACE - Big inside and outside! Dog friendly is a plus. Lots of different places to sit like couches, benches, and adirondack chairs. There was even a food truck the night I went. SERVICE - Slow tbh. Walked in around 830pm on a Friday night, line went near the door, and it felt like only 1-2 people were serving at the bar. If you're looking for a break from beer, I would defo recommend the IMT! Solid time. :) read more

We hosted a private event at Infinite Monkey Theorem. What a gem! The staff was incredible to work with and made sure our night was a success. They were exceptional. So friendly and professional. All that on top of great wine to enjoy with friends and family. Thank you, Infinite Monkey Theorem! read more

The outdoor patio offers plenty of room for social distancing, plus they allow dogs! I've had a few of their wines and have been happy with them all. I would say that today I got the peach Bellini and there wasn't anything peachy about it. I would suggest with frose' instead. read more

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Infinite Monkey Theorem was the perfect setting for my sister's bridal shower this past weekend. From start to finish everyone we worked with was incredibly kind and helpful -- not to mention the amazing wine selection and wonderful backdrop for all of the photos as well! Highly recommend this venue for any sort of intimate and fun event, would definitely work with them again! read more

I absolutely adore Infinite Monkey Theorem. I cannot stress enough that the vibes here are amazing. I have been coming here for 6 months and everything is fantastic. To start off, the wine, is incredible, I previously was checking out a few other wine makers in the area and Infinite Monkey Theorem stands out by a mile. (If they have it still I highly recommend the blind watchmaker) Additionally, way more affordable than the market price of wine in the area which is why I come here more often than I would otherwise. Then to add to all of this, the staff is AMAZING. I have met all of them now and they are so insanely sweet. They really want everyone to have the best experience they can and you can even try the wine to make sure you like it before purchasing a full glass. Infinite Monkey Theorem never disappoints. They constantly have events that are really great for a date or a group of friends. The environment feels like a coffee shop to me which is really perfect for any casual outing. I come here to knit after a long day at work and would not choose anywhere else for a place to unwind. read more

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Three thumbs up. Stopped in for a drink on a Friday with friends, their wine on tap is delicious, I had 2 glasses of the cab. The staff is really friendly and knowledgeable about the wine. They had an artist doing a painting inside which was cool to watch and you can buy the art. AND slay donuts were being sold. Wine and donuts, gimme more! There's also frequently food trucks outside to satisfy your hunger. It's in a great uncrowded location, the interior has a variety of seating and the atmosphere is relaxing but fun! read more

A cool little nook, I really like it. It's a modern take on wineries, with several options, including bubblies to choose from. Came here for A Yelp! event, and was not disappointed! I shall return for more options! read more

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In a city of breweries, IMT is a fun departure. They make wine in the city. They sell it in cans and as slushes. They host fun events in their tasting room. I like the sparkling riesling and the Moscato. I usually prefer to drink reds, but IMT is anything but the usual. First Wednesdays bring a fun, free comedy show. The space is big--great for a party or large meetup. Bring your own food (or caterer for a big event) and make it a fun night out. Just take it easy on the slushes. read more

How many times have I walked around Rino (pre COVID of course) and say Infinite Monkey Théorème poppin but never went in because I wanted to go to the breweries?! Too many to count. Well I finally made it in if only briefly to grab my Yelp wine and cheese but dang it's super cute in here. Now that I don't drink the craft beer as much and prefer some wine I am pumped to come back for some socially distanced Vino. It has the look and feel of a study and I can see myself spending many hours here! I also heard In the summer they have wine ans flower picking events. Sounds awesome! I tried a few of their canned wines: the White, Red, Rosé, and a Bellini. They were all very good with the Rosé being my favorite. I am excited to now know I like this because I will definitely be gravitating towards that in the future I can already tell!! Even the white Chardonnay was nice and that's probably one of my least favorite styles! All in all I enjoyed the wine and I can't wait to come back and enjoy the ambiance! read more

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Very friendly staff. Eclectic interior, and the wine was really outstanding. Went back the next night, and enjoyed trivia. Fun, laid back atmosphere. This was a great stop (twice). read more

This wine slaps!!!! Nothing Sussex about it! Thanks for being so accommodating to large clusters of bachelorette parties that one time.

Not all wines are created equally, duh. But all of IMT's wines might be. It's pretty clear they put the same amount of love & labor into each barrel (or can) - I've yet to be disappointed. I'm always on the hunt for interesting wines that have you wondering, "what IS this?" IMT has you covered, I promise. Red, white, rosé, sparkling, wine in a can, wine slushies... From your classic varietals to more unique blends (try the Cabernet-Franc, it's the best). This is such a bizarre little urban winery. Just crafting then cranking out endless gallons of wine in a warehouse in an alley, no big deal. You can do a tasting and tour for like $25, but I'm a fan of simply haunting their bar. They've got a great space for lingering; dim lighting, dark colors, cozy couches, a weird triangle-shaped table that lights up. There's a mild industrial vibe formulated by the light fixtures and furniture, but it's overall a warm and lounge-y atmosphere. I probably have a crush on every bartender I've met here so far, male or female. IMT hires cool people you want to be friends with, plus they all know their wine AND they're super sweet AND they take great care of you. Thanks guys. read more

Not that into wine but I loved this place. Often in the area drinking beer but a friend has their birthday party here. Did a tour and tasting and I really cannot say enough nice things about infinite monkey theorem. Nice decor. Not too uppity, nice place to get a drink. Casual but more semi casual. Staff was friendly and knowledgeable about pairings. As they should be, but they didn't make you feel silly if you were not informed on wines. Wines kegged, a few bottles for special things, and canned wine too. The entire deal is that wine is to be enjoyed. Sure some wines taste better out of specific glasses. But they don't want you to get a wine and wait fifty years, drink it. Cans are portable, kegging the wine does some nice things flavor profile wise. I wasn't so sure myself but after tasting I'm on board. The tasting tour shows packaging, where the grapes are from, aging rooms, etc. etc. was a great tour. Not too long or full of lecture but a good fun mix. Will return soon! Noticed they were a supplier for Riot Fest 2016 in Denver. Way to go! read more

My crew ventured into this establishment on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. I was surprised by the extensive wine list - both on tap and by the bottle. I immediately went for my usual white, sauvignon blanc, from the tap. At first taste, I was convinced I had been poured a chardonnay. After chatting with one of the bartenders, I tasted the chardonnay, which I ironically found more enjoyable than the sauv blanc. The bartender kindly traded my original glass for the bottled sauvignon blanc, but I wasn't crazy about that, either. The space is cool and comfortable and there is an awesome outdoor area that had a food truck during our visit. Unfortunately, the surroundings were the highlights. Call me a wine snob, if you must. Infinite Monkey Theorem just wasn't for me! read more

This place is super dope. Great atmosphere and right off of laramer. Our bartender had just moved from Montana and she was super friendly and had great suggestions. Pro-tip: 12/10/16 - they are having a little market tonight at 4pm. Stop by and check them out! read more

I first drank Infinitely Monkey wine a few years ago when the owner of Vine's Wine Bar in Parker slipped me a can to enjoy at my leisure. My first question was, "What is this, some kind of energy drink?". When I tasted it, I was very pleasantly surprised, and decided it was about time someone made good wine even more portable. I don't drink it that often, as there are cheaper wine options. But, I do like the product. I came with a small group on a Saturday "RiNo WiNo" tour. This was stop number three (after Mile High Distillery) so my palate was a bit compromised. But, despite that, everything I tried tasted very nice, and I enjoyed being in the cozy and comfy tasting room. Service was good and it would have been easy to hang out here for hours. read more

This place is perfect for a first date. Low dim lighting, comfy couches, great selections of wine (and cider), live music (sometimes), and if the night seems to hit a plateau - there's so much quirky decor that it'll jump start any dull conversation! Sign up for their emailing list and every once in a while they'll email out asking for volunteers to help bottle wine! Usually during the week, you come and work a couple hours and get paid in WINE. You'll usually get to take home the wine you helped bottle. How COOL is that- to tell your friends you BOTTLED the wine you're drinking! Interesting experience I must say! read more

Great place, very good concept. I first went before the opened in 2007 and was and have been nothing but a supportive voice! As someone who has worked in every facet of services, I was sadly disappointed in the super low level of service I received tonight! As a bartender you are the face of the company. That was disappointing to say the least! Rude, not engaging or helpful at all! read more

Yay! I'm a fan! No, really, I am! It's been on my list forever and I finally made it for Final Friday. We sat outside watching a band while sipping on some Malbec. I opted for the draft over the can, but coincidentally someone brought a couple cans to Jazz in the Park a couple days later. However the wine has been presented to me, I found each surprisingly really good. I thought it was more of a gimmick but it really isn't. Instead, it is a practical way to transport and enjoy wine! And if you are at this actual location, you have a wide variety of choice, a nice sized interior with a huge patio. This place is definitely worth checking out! read more

Ok. Only came here for a single drink, but I would have stayed for more had I not already made other plans! The venue is like a warehouse meets cozy coffee shop. They sell brightly colored paintings from local artists on the wall. My single drink I ordered was the Blind Watchmaker. Its a red and absolutely smooth and delicious. You better try it. They have tours available as well if you're interested! Quarterly Wine club is also an option! read more

Super funky place to gather. When I went, there was wine on tap and my favorite local artist, James Andre's art was on display (just this past Friday for first Friday). There was also a DJ playing dance tracks. The seating was minimal, but there was a food truck out front! Cool place to gather! read more

The Infinite Monkey Theorem - Wineries Near Me - Denver, Colorado

My favorite winery in Denver! The space itself is so perfectly decorated and the bartenders are always attentive, knowledgeable, and friendly. Without a doubt one of the coolest outdoor patios in the RiNo area. The wines here are always delicious and you can even buy them in a can (a little strange but still good). The wines are a tiny bit overpriced but they are all really good and worth the money. I love that they have wine on tap and that they even do wine slushees. The Sauvignon Blanc here is absolutely amazing if you like light crisp white wines! A definite must try in Denver! read more

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Awesome quirky venue with great indoor and outdoor seating. Definitely a good place to come with friends. They're also dog friendly I think (day of our visit they were hosting an adoption table and had a pen full of wiener dogs). I wish I liked the wine more though - tried various reds, whites and the cider and nothing was really great/special. Still drinkable though so if you're just looking for a place to hang out or bring a date, I'd highly recommend. Just wouldn't come here expecting to be blown away by the wine itself. read more

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One of the most creative business reviews written on Yelp? Maha K's semiotic exegesis on IMT. Yup, "semiotic exegesis . . .." That's what you start talking like after you've finished off a bottle of The Blind Watchmaker (the name of one of their wines) while washing down a squeeze pack or two a' Cheetos. IMT wine maker / owner, Ben Parsons, makes pretty fairly priced wines rated in the mid-to-mid/upper 80's, and all here in Denver, with the grapes hauled in from the more western part of our state (and some from out-of-state). Now, mid-80's rated wines are very decent wines, and more than 100 Denver restaurants are carrying his offerings. I picked up a selection of his wines a little while back and have been working my way through them. Nothing that knocks your socks off, but good and fun wines, in general. I trust that as the winery matures, so too will the structure, body and complexity of its wines. Bottom line: IMT puts out the best of what we've got by way of Colorado wine right now, a lot of which rivals the products from more well-recognized and heralded areas. I'm a fan. Not yet a 5 star fan, but I hope to be one day. read more

i fell in love with IMT reds in a can several years back when Yelp hosted event at Lark burger. i was quite surprised to find wine in a can. light fizz when you opened the can with hint of sparkles on your nose was enough for me to fall in love with the monkey. We did the private tour of the my favorite Denver winery IMT early Sat as soon as they opened. When we arrived with Uber, there were already several group of people. by the time we were done, place was packed. highly recommend spending the extra and get this tour. you get to sample and see each stage of wine production and actually able to withdraw from the casket. we had excellent guide and she was very knowledgeable of the history and process. we did so much sampling or ... tasting, we had to make sure to spit in the spittoon. at the end of tour, we had choice of any glass of wine to enjoy and also discounted price on wines. it was awesome seeing stacked cans of wine ready to be shipped out. read more

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Was here last night with a group of friends for IFT's "Summer Supper & Song" which is now every third Thursday and must say it was amazing. The atmosphere on their sprawling patio last night should be bottled and sold along with their tasty fermented fruit concoctions. The patio has ample seating with benches, log stools, and picnic tables galore (which is good because they had a big crowd) and is lit by string lights and decorative propane fire tubes, which is a nice touch. There's an outdoor bar (cash only) as well as the indoor bar (cc accepted). Speaking of the wines, they were excellent, also got a kick out of the "wine in a can." For a change of pace I recommend the Perry Cider (pear), it was also much cheaper at $5 a glass than everything else $8-$10. The live music was a bluegrassy band called "Chain Station" and they set the tone for the evening perfectly. Especially enjoyed their Tom Petty cover. Comida Food Truck was parked out front dishing out tasty tacos, the bacon jalapeño griddle taco was just ridiculous. I also loved that they had mexi-cokes made with sugarcane, couldn't resist getting one. Wine, food, friends, & live music.... what's not to like? I've attached a few photos in hopes of capturing the essence of last night but hope you wrangle some friends and go and see for yourself on the next Third Thursday! read more

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We came here as a check off for the other couple. They had been wanting to try it out and our visit to Denver was the perfect opportunity for them. Looking over the wine list on the board, I decided I would try their 3 wine flight. My choices were the Cab Franc, Malbec, and Syrah. I added a glass of 100th monkey to my flight. We placed our order and then we wandered over to some chairs and a couch (plus a table for all the wine glasses when they arrived) to hang out for a while. My favorite was the 100th monkey which made sense as it is their pride and joy. Of the other wines, I liked the Malbec the best, but all were OK. Decent wines for an urban winery. read more

I had been excited to try this place out for some time and came armed with my Barventure book. The bartenders were super friendly and knew their wine really well. I was in a white mood due to the muggy night and tried their Gewurztraminer and Sauvignon Blanc. Both were really good and had some nice flavors. The Gewurztraminer was very floral with a nice tang. The Sauvignon Blanc had good citrusy, tropical flavors and a strong acidity. I had lots of cool things to look at while enjoying my wine. Their patio looked really nice as well, but the rain kept me away for another day. My only complaint is that I wished my wine were colder. I prefer my whites on the cooler end, as I find it helps lend a cleaner finish. read more

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Wine slushies. Period. End of story. Their wine slushy was soooo refreshing and perfect for a hot day. My fiancé had the slushy and I tried their Rosé, which was equally amazing! We even liked this place so much that we ended up there later with a group of friends! We were very pleased by all of the seating options both inside and out that could accommodate our group of 8. The patio was quite sunny, but not too hot as they have a misting system. We eventually moved back inside to this little nook with couches that was perfect for our group. We ended up sharing a couple bottles of wine for the group and that was ideal. I'd go back here in a heartbeat. read more

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Visiting Colorado and decided to try some of the local wines. We flew Frontier and they were serving this wine on the flight. We sampled quite a few and actually thought everything was fantastic. I really enjoyed the Malbec. Friendly service, a cool and hip location with trendy artwork on the walls. Definitely worth stopping by if you are in the area read more

Amazing wine from a passionate, educated owner. Seriously, this wine is way better not only then some other local wines I've had, but even some others at the store. The owner bottles makes and bottles the wine himself, and gets 95% of his grapes here in CO from Palisade. He has worked at wineries in New Zealand and Australia. In less then three years he is available at over 100 places locally. Look for his wine at local restuarants, wine sellers, or buy directly from the winery. Check out his Facebook page for local events. They frequently (about weekly) team up with local chefs to have dinners. Can't wait to check one out myself! read more

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I wanted to love this place but they didn't seem to care. My boyfriend and I arrived at 9pm on a Friday to meet with up with our friends. We knew we would only be able to get a couple drinks since we arrived late. We went upstairs to what seemed to be a storage area converted to more seating and an additional bar due to COVID. It was great idea and had great vibes and decor. However, there was no announcement of last call. They were asking people to go up to the main bar and lounge and only serving to people they wanted. We went upstairs and asked the bartender if we could get another drink but he told us the bar is closing right after we saw him serve drinks to another few people. We left because clearly they didn't want our money. read more

I've had the wine at other tastings around town, and bought a bottle of it each time, so I knew they made good stuff, but the trip to the winery was a whole different experience. The owner is a very personable and funny man, and I must say I was impressed when he disclosed that he put the wholeplace together single-handedly. He offers a great deal for Monkey-members too, including the first Friday deal, which I will be signing up for post-haste! I love the wines. When I was there Saturday, it was very hot, and the sauvignon blanc and the riesling were both very crisp and went well with summer weather. The riesling made a great compliment to cheese and vegetables. I will be joining his wine club upon completion of this review, I recommend any wine lovers check it out! read more

We came here twice on Saturday, which maybe made my weekend. While doing a little bar crawl of the RiNo area, IMT was a must-visit as my husband loves their reds and I heard about wine in a can. This location is very easy to find and there was a food truck parked outside for hungry patrons. Street parking is also free and very ample. Inside offers plenty of unique seating options and the humongous patio was by far my favorite. There is corn-hole and the couches available are very comfortable. I tried the canned moscato wine and was not disappointed. I got my little koozie and paid my $8 (ouch) and away I went. Others in our group tried the 'white' and 'red' wine cans and liked them equally as much. Only downside (this visit) was the lack of employees. We encountered one when purchasing our drinks and never saw anyone outside. Glasses loaded up on tables/our fire pit and it would have been great to hear about their products etc. On our second visit that evening (we came back for patio fun), we were a smidge more disappointed that neither of the fire pits worked, and neither did the lights strung around the patio. We relied on a couple of spotlights off the edge of the building and found we had to skedaddle after our first round per it being too chilly. read more

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Denver has an infinite capacity to surprise me. A pseudo-secret wine bar with a semi-silly but ultimately serious name? Yes, but of course! I instantly fell in love when I visited IMT as a prequel to another monkey event (MonkeyTown4, if you must know!). My friend showed up a little late, and rather than suffering the incorrigible awkwardness of puttering around on the sidewalk by my lonesome, I felt overwhelmingly welcome to pull up a seat and chat with the girl behind the counter. This alone was enough to get me hooked. So friendly! I loved the decor, the big roomy atmosphere, the outdoor patio (which I did not set foot upon, but ah, I shall return another day). But--and, of course, this is *most* important--I found the wine absolutely fantastic. I got a glass of the ridiculously expensive 100th Monkey, and it was definitely the best wine I've ever personally purchased. (Sometimes nicer wines show up of their own will or the will of people in high places with fat wallets.) I shall leave the description of the wine and its naming to those more skilled at grapeversations, but I am so excited that this place exists, and am looking forward to returning on my next visit to RiNo. May my descriptive palette for wines develop further, so that I may share my thoughts on perfect beverages with the greater Yelpdom! read more

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This place is great! A-OK, trendy Denver Wine scene. Big spaces to sit with your friends and enjoy each other, and the ok wine. It is fun because the wine is on tap, and also comes in a can ( for those First Friday Strolls??) or in a growler! How fun! Redefining wine! Their graphic design (the chimp), and concept (If we had an infinite supply of monkeys, we could eventually make a fine wine...) is FUN. Their venue is great for socializing and they do have art showing all the time.. I dig it. Probably not going in my wine cellar next to the Chateau-Neuf-de-Papes, if you know what I'm sayin', but perfectly fine for Friday Night with friends! read more

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A very cool place with an odd name. I love that there's no pretense to their winemaking and that they are supportive of cancer research. Recommended by the bartender, I enjoyed a crisp white (but shamefully don't remember the exact name). They make wine slushes, and there's flavored cider as well. There are couches and chairs on which to lounge. It's a cool, open atmosphere that's also pet friendly. And you can buy wine to go in cans. What more can you ask? I'm jealous, Denver! Would definitely be a frequent visitor if I lived closer. read more

I came here with my boyfriend on Saturday afternoon, after one of his coworkers recommended it. It's a very nice spot to just chill and relax. We were amused that some of the couches were the exact same as our couch at home. The wine there is amazing. They make all their wine in house, with grapes locally from Colorado and also some from California and Oregon. We sampled a few of the wines before committing to full glasses, and they were all very good. I ended up with a Cabernet that was amazing. I also tried their white that's made using citra hops, and it was very interesting. I liked it but would probably stick with reds in the future. They have wine on tap and also in cans. I haven't tried the canned wine yet but probably will on the next visit. They also sell bottles, and I may be tempted to pick one up. All in all, if you want a nice relaxing time with some amazing wine, this is the place to go. read more