Suddenly underwhelming. Johnny's is one of the best in the game, arguably THE best. I may have…read morecaught them on an off day, or maybe they were busy, or a new cook was on board - who knows. Today, my order was a little underwhelming. I'm used to them cooking the steak through, the meat becoming dark, crispy diced shavings that pair well with the melted Cooper. My order today had a slightly undercooked, grey quality to it that also lacked in a good dash of seasoning, even if only salt & pepper. I believe I got a bit less meat on my sandwich than any other time I've been there too. As I mentioned, I believe I just caught them at a bad time or on a bad day because usually, this is the place to be!

I'm a strange dude, I'll be the first to admit to that. I've never been one to like anything that…read moredraws attention from the masses. I never watched Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones because every last loser on earth was all about it. The Beatles fucking suck and Bruce Springsteen can go shit in his hat. Pumpkin spice is for pumpkin pie and that's it, no matter what these dizzy suburban women say. So the decision to visit Johnny Longhots today was based entirely on poor reviews. The guy who ordered a sandwich to the hospital and found a cheesesteak to be "greasy" deserves to contract MRSA during his stay. The dope who complained his fries were soggy ordered his shit off Door Dash. He's lucky the driver didn't eat all of his fries. The folks who called out the teenagers who are getting their first experience working can all get bent. You weren't perfect when you had your first job. Don't forget people like you willingly locked kids in their homes during covid. It's no wonder some of them struggle with social skills and working under pressure. Have a little grace, then eat a bag of dicks for not being patient to them. Don't get me started on that dipshit from Brooklyn. That person who rated the place a one for the soda? I already know who you vote for. Onto the food - the menu is huge. There are a ton of choices with something for just about everyone. There's even gluten free options for those fucking people. There were four or five sandwiches in the running, but it was the Gritty Cheesesteak that ultimately won out on my first visit. And that's a strange decision for me because the Flyers stink and their fans are even worse. They're the worst organization in hockey. Maybe I just wanted fries on my sandwich. Yea - that's it. So the Gritty is a good amount of beef, fries tossed in Old Bay and topped with white cheddar cheese sauce atop a seeded roll. I added fried onions. The sandwich scores higher than the Flyers. I was a fan of the seeded roll which was super fresh. The cheese sauce was tasty and complemented the fries really well. They were super crispy, well seasoned and plentiful. The beef wasn't the best I've ever had, but it was tender and cooked well. All-in-all a good sandwich. The gals up front were attentive and friendly. They took my order quickly. Hats off to the kitchen for getting my food out promptly among the online orders. The place was pretty clean and had a ton of Philly Sports pics on the wall. The music on the radio was some throwback stuff - thank God it wasn't any of that mumble rap shit most kids play these days. Johnny's has a bunch of lunch specials that look worthwhile and a decent value. Locally owned spot worth giving your business to. It's a 4-star review from me that gets bumped to a 5 to spite the mopes who gave it a one.

I was tired of all the usual spots so I gave SnG a try. Had the smashburger and fries. Fries were…read moregood and had a nice seasoning on them. Smashburger looked and smelled great but didn't deliver. It was kinda bad dry. The toasted roll it came on was deliciously crispy. Service was friendly. I will give it another try as I want to check out the glizzies!

While I'm not sure what/who "Shitzz & Glizzies" are, this small mostly takeout burger and hot dog…read morejoint knows from a great hamburger. Stuck in the back of the shopping center with Marrazzo's and Sal DeForte's, right next door to a ramen noodle shop, these friendly folks are hospitable and enjoy conversing with their customers. After a few questions I ordered their "The Dragon," burger combo. They do smash burgers here, and the finished sandwich looked like a half pounder in an oversized bun, with plenty of heat from cherry peppers, jalapeños, onions, topped with spicy mayo and creole cole slaw with a hint of mango to offset the flames. It needed no ketchup nor additional contributions, and was delicious from bite one. All the parts played very well together. A little drippy to be sure, but easily managed. It came with a pile of crisp waffle fries that did require a squirt of ketchup, but were able second mates to the main beefy attraction. This was a very enjoyable meal, that would only be complemented by the house being better suited for eating in, right when everything is at its apex of perfection. Shitzz n Glizzies has the potential to compete with the big burger guys in the area. Will have to let you know about their franks and steaks at another time, but there is reason for optimism.

I recently ordered the veggiehead and I was very disappointed to find out it is not a veggie…read moreburger. This seems like an Impossible burger or soy patty. I am not a vegetarian, I just enjoy veggie burgers. Everything else I've had off your menu has been delicious!

Review for Meatheadz - Lawrence Township, NJ…read more After hearing a NJ Transit conductor rave about Meatheadz, I finally decided to check it out--and I'm glad I did. This place absolutely lives up to the hype. I went with the Plain cheesesteak with fried onions and pepper jack cheese on a seeded bun, along with an order of Meatheadz loaded fries. Let me just say, that cheesesteak was a monster. Fresh, perfectly cooked, and swimming in melty cheese--it's easily the best cheesesteak I've had outside of Philly. The portion was so generous I could barely finish it, and for anyone arriving hungry, you definitely won't leave that way. The loaded fries looked fantastic too, but I had to box them up for later (that's how filling the sandwich was). The prices were moderate and fair for what you get, and while the place was busy, the energy felt lively rather than chaotic. All in all, Meatheadz is absolutely worth the trip if you're craving an authentic cheesesteak experience. Rating: 4.25 out of 5

We visited Pat's for dinner on a Wednesday night. There was convenient parking behind the diner…read more The diner has a good amount of seating but it was very quiet during our visit so all of the guests were in the front area. Service was pretty basic. I don't know that it was bad but it certainly wasn't extraordinary. My Mom and Aunt both got salads. I got a hot dog plate and a side salad. My Aunt enjoyed her large house salad. My Mom really didn't like her Greek salad. I ended up eating most of it. They were VERY generous with the feta. Maybe too generous. I thought it was fine. I enjoyed my side salad. The hot dog was interesting. As described on the menu, it is two hot dogs, cut in half lengthwise, then griddled, then put on a hoagie roll. It was unusual. Not bad, just different. The hoagie roll was a bit chewier than a standard hot dog bun. The sauerkraut was good. I had asked for mustard too and they brough it on the side. Overall, an OK experience. I don't know that we'll be back if we are in the area again.

Pat's Dinner used to be my favorite place, but after it changed to new owners, everything went…read moredownhill. The food comes out with hairs in it, and now they charge for everything. Besides, it's not worth going there anymore to sit down and have a coffee with the family. The waitresses always look grumpy, so I don't recommend it...

How are you going to take a milkshake order and the machines down? First time trying this place…read moreafter years of staying away from a bad experience they previously have given me and here we are. Disappointed again. Classic Stewart's.

Fun little spot to go. Have lived in Hamilton for years and never have gone. We ended up going the…read moreother day. We decided to eat inside. It was a little cold but worth it. The server was super nice. We ended up splitting a Frank Stewart burger, corn, fritters and a root beer float. Float. One of the best burgers I've had in a while. The corn fritters had a good sauce to go along with them. Nice to get refills of root beer for the root beer float. Definitely will be back for the warmer weather.

wow! was not expecting that to be that good. French fries were amazing. Huge sandwiches. We had one…read morecheesesteak and one portobello mushroom steak sandwich. just fantastic! highly recommend. great pricing for the size

Their food smelled so good I just had to go order something. Service was quick, it was clean inside…read morethe standing area and the food tasted good. I would go back if I'm in the area.

The service was wonderful. The ambiance is casual with two tables. I decided to dine in. The food…read morewas made fresh and took about 15-20 minutes to make. It was so worth it, the food was so good. The pizza was crispy. The calzone had fresh seafood and came with this perfectly acidic marinara sauce. The ribeye sandwich was the real winner and unlike anything I've had before,10/10 would recommend.

First time. Large pizza with sausage. The crust was thin cooked the way I like it not burnt but not…read moreflimsy. I think the sauce is the star it was unique but not too different. The prices were reasonable. Parking can be a pain but I'll be back again.

They have food, beer and lottery. They have an excellent selection of craft beers to go along with…read morethe usual selections. You can mix and match and buy one-offs, too. Their prices are better than most other places in town, too. The two gentlemen that are usually there are always pleasant and helpful. CASH ONLY. They have an ATM.

Sam's Cold Take Out Beer has one of the more original names for a shop that does hot plates and…read moresells beer by the bottle. It is set up for a hostile environment with huge menu boards on the walls, except where the southern wall is all glass refrigeration units full of suds and other alcohol related imbibements. It sits in the crotch of Morrisville, Pa., and directly behind La Villa, a decent Italian restaurant that used to be a Pizza Hut back in the day. I saw their sign for Italian Hot Dogs, and being an aficionado of this locally created sandwich masterpiece, I was very curious about how Sam put his together. This is the definitive dive beer walkaway joint. I went back to the smushed together tables in the back and took a seat facing the door after ordering through the small window in the wall that separated the kitchen from the hoi polloi. While waiting I found a cold bottle of Pineapple Juice Soda, something rare to most fast foods around here. The doubled paper plate arrived with a large Italian roll loaded with a fat frank, chunky fried potato, green pepper, onion and smears of hot mustard that had dried somewhat in the oven, making it into an interesting coating on the food. The taste was quite good, especially the sausage which was heavy with garlic and retained its juiciness. Gotta admit, I really liked it. Prices - Ridiculously cheap! Sam's is on the borderland between dive and dump. Still, if you don't mind, the extremis atmosphere will not bother you. Just be sure to get out of town before sundown. Sam's crew just might be night wolves.