Me and a coworker came to this place during lunch about a week ago and the pizza was alright but the day after we had stomach pain. In my opinion I wouldn't come back to this pizzeria. read more

My new go to pizza spot. The crust and ingredients are always on point. I get picky about my pizza and toppings and they satisfy my request every time. It's a little bit of a drive but when I'm ready for good pizza I don't mind. I always get the Greek pizza and request they add the gyro meat. They ran out of the gyro meat the last two times I ordered hence the the one less star but the chicken worked out on the pizza as well. Please don't change the quality. Thank you. read more

The super large pizza was cool but the cheese was very chewy and flavor was just not there.

After a very long day, me and my family were exhausted and hungry. Everyone wanted a pizza and I looked up the closest pizza places. This one popped up and had decent reviews ( the other options being pizza huts and other blah chains). I drove here with my cousins and placed an order for 2 large veggies (the one with artichokes and the other veggie with all the veggies) and garlic bread. The place wasn't too crowded. We got our pizzas in less than 20 minutes and we took them back to our hotel room. The pizzas and garlic bread portions were so large that all this was good to fill 9 of us and still have left overs. The pizzas and garlic bread were delicious and the marinara that came with the bread was awesome too! read more

Ordered delivery thru yelp and it came fast. Pizza was tasty, sauce is somewhat sweet which i like, cheese melted nicely and it stayed warm for the ride over! Just got the plain pizza, the large was enough for 3 of us to have 3 slices. The pizza wasnt cut evenly so the slices were different sizes but we liked that too. read more

Horrible Service. Do not order from these people. Pizza is mediocre at best and their drivers are idiots who cannot find an address.

If you're ordering for yourself, one slice is more than enough! I learned it the hard way! This place is ok, but nothing stands out about this pizza joint in Houston. The slices are probably the biggest you'll get in town, but the toppings are nothing extraordinary. If you order multiple toppings, especially a supreme, be prepared to use a knife and a fork which definitely isn't the way pizza shouldn't be eaten. I'm giving three stars because it's cramped and the tables weren't cleaned up after customers left. We were seated next to the door and kept getting bumped by people trying to get inside. The place also isn't that neat or tidy. This may be a spot you want to order to go, but folks, there are better pizza joints out there. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - The Supreme. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Great good. Great service. We come to town for doctors appointments and this is a must each time we are in Houston.

Very good pizza. I had the giant slice of pepperoni, it came to just over 4 dollars. A good deal as the slices are very large. All of the ingredients tasted fresh and the crust was great. I do have 2 small complaints. Not a lot of pepperoni and it could have been cooked longer as the cheese still looked shredded and hadn't melted completely. That being said it was still a good pizza. If you get the giant slice to go it will be served in a brown paper bag. I can assure you it will be cold by the time you get home or back to the office. It took me less than 10 minutes to get back to the office and my pizza had already cooled to room temp. They really need to get some boxes. I would go back but would dine in instead of getting it to go. The restaurant was clean and the employees were friendly. *Update* I went back today and got the lunch special. A ginormous (it's a real word) slice of meat lovers pizza and a side salad. 6.50 plus tax. Let me tell you it's a great deal. The pizza was hot and fresh. The toppings were definitely quality and the crust was crispy with the perfect amount of chewiness. A very good pizza. The salad was fresh, it came topped with red onions, black olives and a slice of roma tomato. Changed my review from a 3 to a 4 star. It was that good! read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Slice of pepperoni pizza - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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My colleague and I wanted pizza for lunch so we decided to check this place out. It's just a few miles from our office. I love pizza so I was excited to try a new place. Two Guys Pizzeria is located in a strip center on the corner of W. Holcombe and Greenbriar. It's very small in this place. There were only a few tables inside and a few outside. But I sure as heck won't be sitting outside during our steamy Houston summers! NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I ordered the Margherita slice + salad lunch special for $7.95. With my drink it was $10.23. The salad was good and fresh. And so was the pizza slice. It just came out of the oven. It was very filling. The slice was very large so it's probably equivalent to 2-3 regular slices. I'd give this place 3.5 stars if I could but that's not an option on Yelp. It was definitely good but nothing spectacular. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Margherita slice - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

This is an honest establishment. When you order a giant pizza, you get a giant slice of pizza!!! I was shocked that I could balance the slice, so that it would touch the tips of my fingers and end at my forearm. I'm a small person, but that's still humungo. And it's thin crust!!!! I chose sun-dried tomatoes and Italian sausage. Both were flavorful and fresh. And, as all the other reviews mention, the crust was just right. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Giant slice compared to a 750 ml Camelbak water bottle!! - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

I was sitting down eating my calzone pretty pleased with my decision to order from Two Guys Pizzeria. I ordered just a Calzone because they are huge. I had just eaten a third of the calzone and had begun eating the turkey slices when I noticed a moth that looked like it had been cooked into my food...this just happened to me and I still can't believe it. How does this even happen? I feel so sick to my stomach rn read more

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This is my go to pizza in town. The crust is AWESOME! the sauce is mediocre but the cheese is good. They have about 20 toppings to choose from. I've never ordered a whole pizza, just by the slice. It's a tiny little place but they do a good job of getting the food out in about 10 minutes. Friendly folks. Definitely a go to if you're local. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Noms! Slice 1:Spinach, freeeesh basil, garlic, mushrooms. Slice 2: hamburger and sundried tomato. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Ordered a pizza at 5:50pm and by 8:10pm no delivery yet, and the worker on the phone couldnt provide an ETA. I wouldnt depend on them if you have hungry kids. read more

Love this place! HUGE single slices and are SO GOOD! Do yourself a favor and try this place - you won't regret it! My husband and I ordered 2 custom giant slices, salad and wings - all were delicious and priced so well! We ordered online and did pick up, seamless and was ready on time. Love love love this place! read more

the gigantic pizza slices are reslly really big like i made the mistake of ordering two and i had an orgasmic experience. the crust was cooked just right and the cheese was exceptional read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Gigantic Cheese Pizza Slice Monster Slice of Cheese Pizza Lunch Special $6 each slice - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Staying in town for a few weeks, I love pizza, so I tried this place. Really good pizza, good price. One slice is HUGE. Great bargain. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Now that's a big piece of pizza! - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

The giant slice we got were cold and lacked cheese my nieces were not impressed and those two love pizza...the calzone we got was pipping hot it was fresh and blew those dry hard slices away. It's hard to make little kids not want pizza but the slices we got did it. I used to love the pizza slices from this place I guess everyone's entitled for a miss every now and then the slices missed the mark for us. read more

I have ordered pizzas a couple times for big groups, and they are great! The pizza arrives when they say they will, the delivery drivers are professional, and the pizzas are awesome! There are pizzas to choose from for all tastes. read more

The pizza and calzones are very good and come in big portions. The ingredients are fresh and the service is nice. My favorite, though: the hot wings! The sauce is amazing. read more

Wrong (much cheaper) item delivered. $7 vs $23. See photo. They said they will deliver me the correct pizza or I can pick it up. For delivery I just have to tip the driver, but I'm welcome to eat this slice for no charge. So I kind of break even on the $ value, but have to go through the hassle, and serve dinner an hour later. I already paid an amazon driver a tip, etc. been waiting for a while for the corrected delivery. I heard the guy on the phone argue/convince his co worker that he has to make this delivery because he misread the order... basically I might be receiving a pizza made with hate, not love. I really have no clue when it will arrive. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Probably the only good pizzeria that delivers to the Medical Center. I think it used to be a New York Pizzeria. Pricey with most of the specialty larges running for $20. A reflection of their location. Toppings are put on heavy though. Multiple vegetarian options. My favourites are: margherita - where the garlic and basil come on strong against the tart of the tomatoes. artichoke vegetarian - great texture and flavour greek - great balanced taste even with the sharpness of the feta I wasn't as much of a fan of the Blanco (white pizza) which featured sun-dried tomatoes instead of fresh roma. read more

Checked this place out after getting a pizza craving and finding a pretty decent deal on Groupon. They've got ordering online, and it seemed like most people opted for that. We were the only ones coming in to place an order, so it's pretty quiet. This was 5pm on a Saturday though. I suspect this place gets busy during weekday lunch hours as it's so close to the Med Center. It took about 20 minutes to get our supreme large pizza. Service is pretty friendly and without frills. There's a number of tables if you want to dine in. The pizza was alright when we got it home. It was pretty wet, maybe from the veggies? There was a good number of toppings and it was satisfying enough. Prices would be pretty high were it not for the groupon though. read more

My boyfriend ordered the medium of the 12" pie. The portions were enough just for him but not the two of us for the price. The pizza was okay nothing to go crazy over. I am from the NJ/NY area and this pizza made me miss home. Additionally, I didn't care for the price but the location controls the price. It's right by the medical center. read more

Absolutely delicious!! The only think that I didn't like was how long I had to wait for the pizza. Other than that the pizza was great and the slices were HUGE. Do not get two slices unless you haven't eaten in two days because you will not finish it. read more

Yeah this is a big, big slice of pizza. I got the Two Guys slice. Don't bother with the salad. You'll end up not being able to finish your big 'o slice of goodness. In the words of Ahhnold, "Aahhl be bahk". read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

I ate here during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey and enjoyed a spinach calzone. Food was definitely a good 4 stars but I am giving them 5 stars because they donated 50 jumbo pizzas to evacuees. God Bless y all. read more

Pretty good pizza for delivery and was delivered earlier than expected. Keep up the great work

Great pizza, but also has calzones in this "hole in the wall" smaller place.

Amazing place. HUGE slices. Definitely a great pizza joint. Found this place with YELP and we are sure glad we did. Right down the road from the Hilton Medical Center Hotel. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - iPhone for scale. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

TLDR; Terrible service, worst people This isn't Barstool sports but this pizza gets a 2.2. Let me start with the ordering process. They have a website and you can place the order there. But it gets printed out at the shop and they basically choose at random whos order gets filled. I placed an order for pickup and showed up at the store 15 minutes late. The pizza still wasn't ready and the manager Shezad told me it would be another 15. So I went and sat down to wait. 15 minutes didn't sound like a lot, but when I went back to the counter after 15 he told me it would take another 15. I'm no expert, but I call BS when someone just keeps telling it'll be another 15. So then I start asking questions and Shezad told me they're making it right now, but I looked back at the lady who was actually making pizzas and she shook her head no. Shezad got caught up in his own lies but the real pizza maker. Then Shezad explains it will take another hour to fill the order and it's my fault because my order was so large (3 pizzas and pizza rolls). Come on now. So back to the ordering process, when you actually order food it's through this 3rd party company called qMenu, Inc. So by the time I'm fed up for waiting and being lied to by Shezad, I ask for a refund and he explains he can't do it and I have to call this other company. So I call them and it sounds like the company outsourced their customer service to Asia and I still haven't been able to get ahold of a real person. Side note, heard this place used to be a Russo's and there were issues with management so he changed the name and ingredients. So we went to Russo's in Meyerland instead and it was a 8.3 read more

I ordered the university special through uber eats. Traffic was bad and it took a while to arrive but the pizza was so delicious and still a little hot. The pepperoni seemed to have a little kick to it which I enjoyed immensely. I do agree with another yelped that the extra pepperoni on the university special could have actually been "extra". The next time I order it I will specify this and see what happens. Two guys will be my new go-to. read more

Best pizza I've had in Houston so far. Delivery was fast too. I recommend the Greek salad supper yummy as a side with the pizza

Visited this establishment after reading a couple of positive reviews. It's definitely a hole in the wall. The only positive thing was the polite staff. However it took over 35 minutes for a slice of cheese pizza and a slice of pepperoni and we arrived minutes before the lunch rush. They should have more than one person preparing food and set appropriate wait expectations as some people have shorter lunches. read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Pepperoni pizza leaves much to be desired - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Usually go to this pizzeria whenever I go on lunch break because it's right next to my job. It's a really small pizza place, so don't bring a huge crowd here (it's also not as clean either). They sell pizza by the slice and you can also order a box as well. I will say, their pizza slices are really huge (I usually never finish a slice; very filling). As far as taste, their pizzas are decent. It's not the best I've ever had, but it's still good. Also, their pizza is a bit on the pricier side (especially by the slice). read more

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Really good pizza but also really far from where we stay. We got the large meat lovers and still had three slices to take home. My daughter also had a slice of cheese pizza. We order a side pasta could have did without. It was a little to thick. Over all we enjoyed ourselves. Plus it's BYOB read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Visiting a friend at MD Anderson and we wanted some pizza beforehand. Found this place online and WOW, the Slice of Pizza is the biggest I have ever seen in my life! So delicious! I've never gotten full off of ONE slice of pizza before. Go check them out! read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

The pizza sucked and the guy at the front was rushing us out because he was ready to close. Even though we asked before we ordered if they were still comfortable to serve us since we got there at 9:15pm. The pizza was huge but the ingredients tasted old and the crust was burnt. Def not going back again. Do NOT recommend. read more

Not a fan of the lasagna or whole sized pizzas but the pizza by the slice is great and very big-recommend. Main problem here this place is their hours are unpredictable. They open and close when they want. I don't care if they open late but the closing time should be a little more consistent. Still i recommend. Also try the lunch special! read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - This is the salad that comes with the lunch special also a huge slice of pizza - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

I don't quite understand why this pizzeria does not have at least a four star rating. There aren't too many pizza places outside the mall where you can get one slice of pizza that is the equivalent amount to about three slices on a typical 8-slice pizza. You can get a pretty substantial pizza slice by adding two to three toppings when ordering a slice of their New York style pizza. The pizza comes out of the oven with the crust just right--a little crispy on the outside and chewy in middle and inside. There is a nice selection of beers on their drink menu, a few TVs, where if there is a big game, you can be sure the screens will be set accordingly to cater to any customers who dining in and happen to be sports fans. There was one particular night I came in with my family to sit down and eat and because they were particularly busy, we waited for our order a little longer than expected. We were not too bothered by the wait but the employee was thoughtful enough to apologize for the delay and offered us a couple slices of cheesecake for free. That's what you call five star service! read more

Two Guys Pizzeria - Grilled chicken and sun-dried tomatoes - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas