I'm often disappointed by Mediterranean restaurants. Its the food of "my people" after all. So therefore I have expectations of what that style of food should be, that being said here's my synopsis: bad service, dusty wine bottles, food mediocre and a fusion of Italian, and maybe French and very few actual "Mediterranean" selections on the menu, everything was overpriced. My view on Medi food is that although Italy and France do touch on the cuisine, that style of food is best represented by the Southern and Eastern Mediterranean regions, Sicily, Greece, Turkey, Lebanon, Egypt, and Morrocco. Where a lot of garlic and herbs and fresh-from-the-garden ingredients are used for flavoring rather than heavy sauces. Anyway, that is my Mediterranean rant.
And here is my long winded review/recounting...
So my husband and I decided to try this place after we realized that the restaurant we originally came to Alameda to dine at had changed hands and this Asena place had 4 starts with over 100 reviews.
We get there, it looks cute enough (its rather small, but they made good use of the space), liked the decor. When we stepped inside however we were looked up and down by the wait staff instead of being greeted warmly. Granted we weren't dressed for white table cloth or anything, we were pretty casually dressed (I'm 8 mos pregnant, give me a break, I can't fit into any decent clothes) but its not like we were in sweats and flip flops or anything. I noticed right away that there was a greasy-dust coating on their wine selection which was prominently displayed on the bar, so who were they to judge our appearance anyways?
Once the staff finally acknowledged we were there to dine, the host said, "give me a few minutes". We were a little bewildered by this request because there were 4 empty 2-person tables right in front of us. We should have been tipped off that the experience would go downhill from there, but we were hungry and weren't too keen on driving back to Oakland to find a different place and we don't know Alameda too well so we stayed.
We're finally seated with a nice view of the wait staff's station and the kitchen storage area. Mind you they could have seated us with a view of just the bar, but I suck it up hoping the food will be decent.
We get the menu and I'm disappointed right away because there were few offerings of what I would call actual Mediterranean dishes. It was mostly Italian-esque fare with some lamb thrown in and some heavy creamy sauces. We also thought the prices were a little high, here on yelp, this place had been given $$, I would give it $$$.
We ordered the cremini mushrooms stuffed with lamb (which again had a creamy heavy sauce??) as an appetizer and the special which was salmon-filled ravioli with a lemon cream sauce. Again NOT very MEDITERRANEAN. The only truly medi things I remember seeing on the menu were the olive plate, and mint used in a savory dish (gnocchi). So the food arrives and the portions were very small, we only got 3 tiny mushrooms and 4 smallish raviolis. To top it off, the mushrooms arrived cold and the salmon was "fishy" and low quality.
The only things we liked were the bread (fluffy -spongy stuff but tasty, however not very Mediterranean) and the lemon-cream sauce on the salmon raviolis.
The owners may have been Turkish, which was my best guess considering they had Turkish wines on selection and you don't see that anyywhere, so they should know their sh*t about Mediterranean cuisine. The waiters were unfriendly and ignored us for the most part and rushed us with the bill, and two dishes, a sprite, and 2 beers were over 40 dollars. So if my hubby and I had not split everything, that's around 40-60 bucks per person if you ordered a full course: an appetizer, drink, salad, and entree. That's without dessert. In my book if two people can't get out the door for under $60, its a $$$ place. The food was so not worth it either. I'm curious to try the Turkish wine, but I'm going to have to find it somewhere else after this baby is born. :P
Looking at the other reviews, maybe they were just having an off-night or maybe they have something against pregnant ladies because they don't order wine, and maybe I'm being harsh because I am pregnant, but basically meh food + crap service + for the price = two stars from me! read more