Seriously can't understand why this place has such great reviews. The only reason I'm giving 2 stars is because of the porterhouse steak, which was pretty good (after sending it back to be cooked more... It definitely came out more medium rare than medium well). The rest of the food, environment, and service really just had me laughing. Let me explain, and hopefully you'll have a good laugh like I did...
FIRST IMPRESSION: As with a typical restaurant, you walk in by the bar to see all the fun people at happy hour (or just being super social), which is normal. What wasn't normal, was being smacked in the face with the smell of alcohol. As one who has been to many restaurants, I can say I don't think I've ever experienced that before. As one who doesn't drink, I can say it wasn't inviting.
Next, you get to the host/hostess stand, but have to keep side-stepping, because the restaurant seems to be laid out in a way that all the waiters bring their drinks by the front to get to their tables, so you're constantly moving around each other like you're dancing.
PRESENTATION: The place looked nice, and you could tell they tried to have it be a really upscale restaurant by the attire of the staff... It's all about appearances, right? Clearly that's what they think, because the staff clearly wasn't trained in how to act upscale. The host didn't walk us all the way to our table (more like pointed from across the room), we had to wait for a while for our server to bring us menus (which were sticky sealed shut), no one really seated us or pulled our napkins for us... Which has traditionally been my experience at a place that dresses the servers in uniform jackets.
When we got our bread and butter (from a lady who couldn't smile, and seemed really uncomfortable/unsure bringing something to our table... I promise, we don't look threatening), the bread was not presented nicely (flipped upside down in a basket lined with parchment paper- totally clashing with the rest of the room's presentation) and if anything, felt more like a giant cruton than bread.
FOOD: We ordered the porterhouse, which they claim was rated best in DC by the Washingtonian magazine, with sides of asparagus and prosciutto Mac n cheese. Their menu says the porterhouse is for 2 or more people, when really they should tell you it's for 3-4 hungry adults... That sucker was huge. For having the best porterhouse, you'd think they'd know when they present it to you whether or not it was cooked to your order... Ours was rare in the middle... Not even medium (we ordered medium well). So, they took it back, and eventually got it right, and it was so worth it. Very delicious and perfect tenderness. Asparagus and Mac n cheese though... No flavor. In fact, my mouth knew it was chewing, but my tastebuds were confused. Had to douse those suckers with salt (usually not my experience).
SERVICE: As I already mentioned the failed host and bread lady... Our waiter. Dressed the part, but seriously seemed like he belonged in a family restaurant. He was super chatty with some tables, laughing and slapping some guests on the shoulder, holding hands and praying with another table, and yet barely gave us information or could look us in the eye (seriously, my friend and I are two young ladies... Not scary at all). Nice guy, just out of place.
SUMMARY: In short, not the best restaurant set up, decor doesn't match the service, and the food was definitely lacking. Good thing we went on a Groupon... I wouldn't pay full price, and I won't be back again. I normally wouldn't write such a long review, but this place just left me laughing and baffled... read more